[0:00]I'm about to call people and tell them a story that don't make sense. Y'all stay tuned. Bro. What's up, bro? Bro, the craziest thing happened tomorrow. I took my turtle for a walk cuz a cat had puppies, right? I fell asleep awake to put the water in the dryer cuz I'm allergic to air. All that happened tomorrow? Bro it's today. What are you talking about?
[0:23]Bro. What's good? Man, so me and the fish went to the vet to preeat the ocean, right? Come to find out I seen a germ up in the grass when my feet grew fingers. Bro.
[0:38]Bro. Yo. Bro, remember when my legs died cuz I couldn't hear out my nose? I woke up asleep when my dog laid eggs cuz I forgot to fold the water.
[0:50]What? What are you talking about?
