[0:00]Imagine if is of course the part of the game where viewers ask us to imagine if the race or skin color of the person who did the no good very bad thing were different and then see how that situation would play out.
[0:11]Let's get to it. Imagine if the person was 100% white. Well, they probably would have let them have tea time in the cop car. All right, I got Imagine if the person was 100% black. Probably would have had tea time in the afterlife. Next up, imagine if the person was half white and half black, but looked whiter. Imagine if he was half white, half black, but look two sevenths Mexican and 113th Korean. Imagine if he was half white, half black, 2/5 Chinese, 1/6 Cherokee Indian, but looked like a pansexual French Canadian adopted by gay Falkland Islanders. Imagine if he was half white, half black, 3/8 Chinese, pi 7 Cherokee Indian, but looked like a bi curious Albanian adopted by transgender Bengalis who are raised by two spirited Kurdish lesbians. Oh, they probably would have taken him to Burger King. You got that right.
