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Just a regular day scrolling LinkedIn... | Saturday Night Live

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[0:00]Here comes Eddie now! Oh, Eddie, hey! What's up? Hey, guys, I'm sorry I'm late. Oh, my gosh, Angie, I haven't seen you in so long. Where you been? Eddie, you know, I only be two places, either at work or on this phone. Same. I literally must be stopped. Like, my screen time is like, 18 hours a day. Dude, same. Mine is like 20. It's so sad. Wait, let me see what mine is. How weird. It says, only two. Only two hours? Yeah, I guess it's just 'cause I gave up on social media.

[0:40]Oh, wow. That's impressive. Jeez, I'm so jealous. Well, look, being off grid isn't that great? I'm so boring. All I do is, like, read physical books. Okay, well, that's, that's great, man. Hey, hey, look, Walter's here! Hi, guys. So, so sorry I'm late. No worries. How have you been? Oh, I'm fine. I just had a long day. I was at a protest.

[1:10]Hello, Walter. Good to see you. Sounds like a crazy day. Can we get you a drink? Uh, yeah, um, I'll just have a club soda. I'm not drinking.

[1:22]Wow. That's awesome. Honestly, you guys all look so well. Hey, by the way, Eddie, where did you get your sweater? Oh, I thrifted it.

[1:33]From Goodwill. Where I volunteer.

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