[0:07][music] [music] Now, let me get Mr. Cloy. Oh, he's still not here. What a sweet treat. Let me go and see if I CAN GRAB HIM. CLOSY. OH [ __ ] JUST KIDDING. >> WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? >> WE JUST FINISHED THAT RAID, MAN. I JUST GOT CHEATED ON. [laughter] >> I LOST A BOBCAT CUZ SOME HACKER WITH NO FATHER KILLED ME AND MY CREW. >> WELL, Cloy would have recycled it, so you're fine. >> Yeah, >> that is true. >> Right before our eyes happen to one person. If it was going to happen to one person, I'm happy it happened to you. >> Peanut. >> What the [ __ ] >> Yeah. You hear this guy? Peanut racist. Do you hear this? >> Pet invite me. I leaked that phone number on stream. >> Which phone number? Mine? >> Oh my god. No. [ __ ] >> No. No. No. No. Mine. >> You leaked your own phone number on your own stream? >> Yeah, I've done that like three times. >> W's in the chat. >> How? >> W's in the chat. >> W's in the chat. What do you mean? Wow. >> How do you leave? >> How does he do it? How does he do it? >> Okay. >> He's a legend. >> You guys are You guys are making it seem like I'm the dumb one here. >> No, I know plenty of streamers that that leak their phone number three times in a row. I know plenty. >> I think I'm at like 500. No, that's exaggeration. I think I'm at like 300 kills on the day. >> Really? >> A little bit more. Yeah. >> Light work. Did you have a good Valentine's Day with your fake lady that you pay to go on your stream? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's good to hear. That's good to hear. [laughter] >> What about you? >> I saw your message late. >> It It was quite splendid. It was quite splendid. >> I had a grand time. We played Halo 3. >> Oh, the best Halo. >> Mhm. That's right. We played Halo 4 Firefight or whatever the [ __ ] I remember was in the Master Chief Collection. It was pretty nice. Mhm. Mhm. You want to know what I did? >> No, I gambled up. [laughter] >> Good. >> And Mr. Cookie, I got a little something for you tonight, big man. I got a little something for you tonight. I got a little something for you. No, no, don't worry about right now. I don't want to spoil nothing. I don't want to spoil nothing. I got a little something for you. Little something something for you. >> Okay. this surprise. Valentine's Day surprise if you will. >> Hey, I'm a little turned on right now. [laughter] I have THE OIL READY. OKAY, LET'S [screaming] RIDE. WHERE'S MR. COSY AT? He cloaks. Oh god, HE'S HOT. OH, I'M DEAD. COME, COME, COME. He jumped out of No, I'm dead. No, I'm so bad. I traded with one. TRADED WITH ONE. >> I'VE GOT YOUR JEEP. I'M COMING IN. I'VE GOT YOU. >> DIP. DIP. DIP. DIFF. Win it. Win it. Win it. Nut. Win it. LIVE. >> OH MY GOD. NO WAY. >> YES. [screaming] >> Got him. >> I I whiffed SO HARD. [ __ ] >> OH [ __ ] We're dead. Oh no. Bing bing bing. >> I I don't see I don't see any. I don't see anyone. >> Oh. >> Oh, right here. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE ON THIS THING. YOU SHOULD DO THE SMOKE. >> NO. NO. This one, bro. We'll let those guys off with a little warning. Coach, are you drinking? >> No, it's a Monday. And what a [ __ ] I agree, Gingi. I agree. >> I agree. >> What? >> I I'm just reading the chat. Don't kill the messenger. Don't kill the messenger. I'm just reading the chat. >> Okay, we survived this raid. I perhaps per maybe we'll get a nice cocktail. >> [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] yeah. I'm locking in. I'm locking in. Laser focus. Now, do you want to see the bungador? is attack lost to the sands of time. I only just recently discovered it in the ancient scrolls. It is quite super. Quite super. I would need your help though. I have none of THE SUPPLIES AT ALL. [screaming] >> UNENNER on top. >> That's right. >> Hold on now, Mr. Co. Oh, I forgot to bring the wall. >> That is essential. >> I have two for the bunga wall. I have two. >> Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. Okay. I will show you. >> I think we're going the wrong way. >> Let's go to research. >> It's this way. That way over there. Follow me, Mr. Lloy. I will show you the secrets of the bungle wall. >> We just spun in circles for [laughter] practice. You're practicing. >> True. >> You've seen technology of mine. [gasps] Sometimes it is more complex. Sometime is more on the simpleton side. This one is quite rudimentary. Msure. >> Okay. I don't know what rudime rudiment rudimentary is, but exactly. Oh my god. They're in the exact spot we need to be. >> Okay. Well, we have to go in. I'm dying to hold. >> Okay. Sounds good. Come here. Come here. Quickly. Come here. Quickly. Spinning you. I'm so Okay. Oh my god. They're right here. GOT ONE. GOT ONE. OH, I'm instantly dead. OH, [screaming] >> got him. GOT ME. HE'S DEAD. HE'S DEAD. >> YEAH. [screaming] >> HE are you for reals. >> Thinker. Thinker. ARE YOU YOU KILL HIM? I GOT TO SERVE HIM THE BUNKER WALL. OKAY. OKAY. WAIT, where's your other mine? I have it. I'm coming on me. Drop >> the creature. The creature. >> Surely someone didn't peek in front of me and guns me. >> Check it out, Cloy. Check it out. >> [gasps] >> THIS IS A TECHNIQUE I learned offline after getting my butt pushy pounded for about three hours straight. What [laughter] do you think? >> Good. >> Not too shabby. Not too shabby. Let's just say anyone that opens that door closely will be immediately eviscerated into molecules. I think they're taking the matriarch. There is no matriarch. >> Oh, I'm cold. The cold [laughter] snap. The cold snap matriarch. >> He's trying to keep you on your toes. >> Get over there. Wait. Zips. Zips. >> Wait. Sh. >> Right here. >> Over there. >> Are you sure it's not these zips right here? >> No. No way. >> The bungle wall. >> Dangerous. >> [screaming] >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> Okay, there's a team up above us in the tower. Okay, they just opened the side door west. They open side door west. That coach, >> they're going to open it. >> They poke one down. Yeah, I think so. It won't matter. It won't matter. You're about to watch the bunga wall in full effect. >> That's on the side door. >> Oh, they're just going up. They just completely passed by it. >> [ __ ] I'm worried about us getting stuck here. >> Nah, not going to happen. Close. We have many factors of escape. >> Like this door. >> They're in the volcano. >> Yes. If they they >> Oh my god. That's a bomb. [ __ ] [screaming] >> Oh my goodness. Oh my god. That's another bomb. Open the door. Keep the DOOR OPEN. >> GOT YOUR MOTION. GOT YOUR MOTION. >> Take that, hooligan. >> Take that, fool. >> WHAT? [screaming] >> GOT HIM. >> NICE. Where'd he go? Oh, there he is. Silly me. Okay, I'm not doing much. Okay, I don't know why whenever I shoot, I'm just shooting this plant right here. >> Good job. >> Back to the B wall. >> I'm telling you. I'm telling you, Mr. Cookie. telling you sooner or later they will come to the bungalow wall. >> It has a 100% success rate. Don't you worry. >> Okay. Wait. This guy's actually gooped. Loot every He's [ __ ] He's [ __ ] When are these [ __ ] going to open this door? I know they're out there. They're just playing us. They're trying to fool us. They scared of us. That's probably what it is. That's probably what it is, Coy. They sensed our aura. I was mean mugging that door for like 25 seconds. They probably since order. That's probably why they had coming in. Good thinking. Good thinking, bro. Your character has zero or >> All right, buddy. I'm a free and I know you want to have sex with me. You I It's a raccoon and I know you want to have sex with me. >> WE KNOW YOU JACKASSES ARE JUST WATCHING THE STREAM WHILE YOU'RE IN THE GAME. JUST COME THROUGH THE DOOR AND [ __ ] EXPLODE. WHERE? Oh my god. They're on the jump. On the jump on the corner. On the corner of the room. >> Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. LeBron Jameson. LeBron Jameson. George. >> Crack. Quack. Quack. One shot. One shot. You idiot. >> I see one dead. >> Oh, here's one. WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? GET OUT OF HERE. >> PING PING. NICE. ANOTHER [laughter] ABSOLUTELY ONE. JUMP SHOT HIM. >> GOOD JOB. OH GOD. BA BA. Take this fool. Where'd he go? >> He's still there. >> I got to heal up. Give me a second. >> He's one dead. >> Oh, good work. >> Uh, slide down the hill. Make sure that guy is not leaving. Right there. >> I SEE HIM. I SEE. HE'S TRYING TO SCAL [laughter] DOWN. DIE DIE. [screaming] DIE. DUDE, WHAT are you shooting? >> BAG. OH, THEY'RE COMING IN THROUGH THE BUNK DOOR. >> ARE they shoot? We got him. We [screaming] got him. Hooray, dude. >> I told you the [ __ ] DOOR WORKS. >> [laughter] [screaming] >> DID THAT WORK? >> LET'S GO. Did that just work? [laughter] >> I told you the bunkor was simple yet effective, Mr. Cloy. Simple yet effective. Dealt with those fools with ease. [gasps] You didn't believe in me, did you? >> That was actually [ __ ] sick. >> You didn't believe in the bunker door, did you? [laughter] Look, >> no, I didn't. I thought we were just was sitting there wasting time drooling. >> It is highly effective. [laughter] Almost no counters. Okay, I'm good to go. Let's leave. Good thing >> snap hook. Is that yours? Snap. >> SP. >> Okay, they're fighting. They're fighting down the ramp. DOWN THE RAMP. UNDER. OKAY, I'm good to go. I'm coming back up. Follow me, boys. Go, go, go. >> He could be close to you. Where? Oh my god, HE'S RIGHT HERE. TWO. TWO ON ME. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm going to die a horrible violent death. I'm going to die to the cold. I'm dying to the cold. >> Come on. Come on. Come on. >> Oh no. I'm good. I'm good. Oh god. Retreat. Retreat. >> On me. I kill. I kill. I kill. Okay. >> Okay. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. >> Dead. Oh, dead. Oh, dead. Oh. Oh, dead. >> More. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. OH. [screaming] >> UH, I don't know. I don't know. west somewhere. Get you there. I'm dead. >> Are you winning, son? >> Sh. Sir, I have to kill you now. That's okay. >> Good work. Hooray. We're the winners. [clears throat] Goop goop. We're doing pretty good. Little bit of goop. Shut up, [ __ ] [laughter] >> Dealt with that fool with ease. >> All right, >> five herbles right here. FIVE MORE. OH, NO WAY. >> Gold on Toro. Yes, that's me. A gold stock on the Toro. DUDE, NO WAY. I GOT A GOLD STOCK ON THIS SHOTGUN THAT THAT [ __ ] died with. Mhm. Mhm. >> This is going pretty good. >> Yeah, it is. You hear this? Oh, me. [clears throat] Oh, me. I've got $340,000. >> What the [ __ ] [laughter] Chris? >> What? >> Things are looking up for a goopa. Things are looking up for a goomba. >> 5 minutes. >> Yeah. >> What you want for that ball, chief? >> What do you have? >> I've got literally every gun in the game. [laughter] >> How much [clears throat] money are you worth right now? >> $335,000. [laughter] >> Why the [ __ ] >> You goop thief. goo monster >> is more than your entire [ __ ] stash right now. >> I don't know. I'm catching a stray out of [ __ ] nowhere here. I You Yes, we had a great raid. Yes, I concur, doctor. I concur. A great raid. I don't know about your chat box, but mine is saying things like expected. We expect nothing less from you. Another day in the office, another day, another dollar. >> [sighs] >> It's [snorts] kind of the usual over here at the buggy elimination. You see a game like that. >> Mike's Mike's saying, "Did Peanut shoot his gun? He took all your goop? Did Peanut do anything? Where was Peanut?" Huh. Fascinating. I was the most integral part of that raid. I even came in with the bungalow wall. What about that [ __ ] boy? Honestly. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> That was pretty good, actually. I'll give that to you. >> Oh, yeah. >> Told you I've been working on a little bit of tech offline. >> Actually, pretty cool. >> When I'm with I I used to grind offline a little bit and get some money, but now everybody just curb stops me. So, I got to come up with with ways [laughter] to live. True. I did it even yesterday actually around 400 p.m. Some of the gentlemen I did it to are probably in the chat. [laughter] >> [ __ ] you, good sir. Thanks for your [ __ ] [ __ ] Hey, Cos. How much I can you take until you poop yourself? Cuz this headache from sleeping still ain't going away. And I took two. Is that too much? Can I take more? CLOSY. [screaming] Don't catch him on the flippy flop. >> You slept 16 hours, which means you had no water in those 16 hours. >> Probably dehydrated. >> Are you drinking a voodoo ranger? >> MHM. OF COURSE. IT'S MONDAY, by the way. We won that raid. You said you get yourself a martini. [laughter] >> You can't say martini. Okay, I'll get myself a nice [ __ ] >> Okay, good. Good. >> Something a little bit more masculine, like a pina claw or something. >> No. Yes. Oh my goodness. Oh, dude. Nothing I want to do more after sipping on a pin colada than [ __ ] a guy. >> Absolutely. ABSOLUTELY. WITH THE BOYS. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME AND THE BOYS ON THE way to the liquor store. >> Yeah. >> Absolutely. Get yourself that panina colada, you crazy man. >> Of course. [laughter] Is there a reason you always drink a bunch of [ __ ] drinks? Why don't you just drink beer? >> Because man, I had Voodoo Rangers and then I had two of them. Okay. And then two of them I got blacked out off of. Okay. And then Yeah. So, I like stuff with a little umbrella in it. You know what I mean? >> I'm cluy. I'M A BIG [ __ ] I CAN ONLY DRINK DRINKS WITH AN UMBRELLA IN THEM. >> I'M GETTING TO SEE [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. >> I'M GY. I'M A I'M A MASSIVE [ __ ] [screaming] I HAD TWO VOODOO RANGERS AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT MY NAME WAS. [laughter and gasps] Check it out, boys. Check it out. I probably should have done it in this scene cuz there's a car in a car. BUT CHECK IT OUT, BOYS. Check it out. NEW OUTFIT ALERT. NEW OUTFIT ALERT. I HAVEN'T PUT HIS FAT CAT IN THE THING. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, [screaming] BOYS? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? DID YOU SAY DID YOU DID you take a beep? >> I'm looking. >> Take a little peep. Take a little beep. Some [ __ ] is changing. [ __ ] you. There we go. All right. There we go. There we go. Take a little peep. How do you like it, >> dude? [laughter] [gasps] What is this? [ __ ] >> Oh. >> HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW OH. OH, IT'S THURSDAY. I THOUGHT IT WAS SATURDAY. How do YOU LIKE IT? >> [ __ ] YOU, MAN. >> [screaming] >> I WENT TO THE WRONG MAP AND I FORGOT TO BRING ZIP LINES. >> YEAH, DUDE. I was going to say [laughter] I was going to say, what are we doing? >> We'll save it for the next raid. We'll save it for the next raid. >> Mhm. >> All right. Make make sure everything's in your ass. >> I didn't bring anything. I completely forgot what we were doing as soon as I put this outfit on. >> All right. Uh inside. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. >> One's left, one's right. YOU GET [screaming] YOUR ASS BACK HERE, MR. WHERE'D HE GO? HE'S OVER UNDER. He's over under. One to the left. One to the left. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. out. My Christ they're setting it. They're setting it. >> Oh my god. I can't come up. WHAT? WE DID THE SAME THING TO EACH OTHER AND HE DIDN'T DIE. WHAT THE DINGO was that? That guy good. That guy is good. Oh, they're throwing bombs in here. Oh, they're throwing bombs in here. Oh, they're throwing more bombs in here. Oh, they're throwing more bombs in here. Oh, hello, good chair. Thank you, good chair. Oh, I'm just going to hang around here if you don't mind. Cracked one dead. Oh, both. Both dead. >> I thought there was three. >> Uh Is it three? Is it three? >> I thought it was three. [screaming] >> Three. Cuz one one guy shot back, right? One guy. DUDE, >> THEY'RE ALL DEAD. >> I see three dead boys right here. What's up? >> Oh, nice. We killed everyone. >> Good work. >> Good job. That >> is what I do. That's just what the team leader does. >> Uh I think this might be a poor lobby. I think we just >> Yeah, but everybody's dumb and poor. Why should we do a couple processes and we scadaddle and go get the bunga copter tech rolling? >> Oh, man. >> Good job living by the way. Those guys are trying to thirst you badly. I don't know why. [snorts] >> Thank you, sir. That's one of my specialties, not dying. [laughter] Glad I could do my plot, soldier. I think it's this new outfit I've got. I'm telling you, it's it's invigorating me with the skills. >> Yeah, true. I Why is a car look so stupid? >> It's a turtle car. WHY ARE WE GOING SO [ __ ] FAST? [screaming] And I got the little cat right here. I didn't I couldn't make it as fat as your current cat. was beyond my capabilities. [laughter] >> All right. Well, >> I tried to make him as fat as he can be, but he just wouldn't be as fat as your cat. You cat's a fat fish. Oh, IT IS OPEN. OH, I SEE. I SEE THE OTHER SIDE. >> YEAH, THEY'RE OUT THERE. >> JUDGE. [screaming] >> HEY, Benny's cracked one. >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. >> NICE. SAME. GOOD [ __ ] >> GET OUT OF HERE. >> I got sniped. You're towards you. Towards you. >> Win that. >> I GOT HIM. >> GOT HIM. >> Good [ __ ] Good [ __ ] >> Shaky. >> Little bit of goop. >> Oh, they were dumb and poor. >> Were they? >> They were dumb pores. They were dumb pores. >> You could loot this guy. >> He had a He was Was he not dumb poor? >> That guy had a Vinnie. >> No, I don't think. Where'd he pick up this dandy? He was coming in as a free kid. Oh my god. Was he? Oh my god. You dove in. I wasn't I was I was waiting for you. [laughter] I WAS WAITING. I WAS WAITING for you. >> Excellent raid, boys. Excellent raid. Another job well done. Good work out there, Cloyy. And double the cloakies, DOUBLE THE SLURS. YEAH. [screaming] OKAY. CURRENTLY watching your stream while I'm taking this 12-hour drive from Florida, Virginia. Thanks for everything you do and keep yourself entertained. Much love, brother. Keep it up. Thank you, MR. TFFY. I don't know if watching TV while you drive is the best move. But Godspeed, sir, and Godspeed to all the families of four on the road with you. A summit outfit. It would just be me with a forwards cap getting high in a bathrobe. >> Adults and children 12 years and over, take one capsule every Oh [ __ ] Uh, I take two of those. >> Watch your backs, raiders. The matriarch has been spotted near your location. Keep your wits about. >> Damn it. I don't think I can take any more [ __ ] Take three. I'll just take one more. Let me take just one more. One more could hurt. What? Wait, what? Advil? One more could kill me, probably. Fitty faty. Okay, I'll let you know in 30 minutes if I'm dead. Everyone saying take Tylenol. I don't know about Tylenol. >> That's only when you when you have when you're pregnant. >> Yeah, I think >> that's when you want to take as much Tylenol as possible. >> Mhm. >> That way your kid comes out doing math and [ __ ] >> Now we got to piece it together. So I think I think we place one on this side and this side and then we place one zipline on top of both of them. I think that's how it works. Mhm. Mhm. Okay. So, we go like that. Like that. All right. Step one complete. Go like this. Okay. And then we go like that. Like that. AND LIKE THIS. AND LIKE THAT. AND LIKE THIS. AND LIKE THAT. Here we go. There's one right there. Then don't mind me, Cloy. [laughter] Don't mind me. I'm just hanging around. >> Wrong. What we do wrong? I know. I think then I think we put one across both of them, don't we? >> There we go. LOOK AT THAT. What does this do? >> Then we then we fly. [screaming] >> Okay. WHAT? [laughter] >> DUDE, WHAT? OH MY [screaming] >> GO. YOU SEE THAT GLOSSY? YEAH. >> Only one. Ty, you do it right there, boys. >> I don't know how to go down, though. >> Uh, >> I think E. [laughter] >> Get down here. >> In the video, he was able to go up and down. Uh, [laughter] I can't come down. down. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW >> I DON'T KNOW HOW [screaming] TO GO DOWN, >> BUT YOU already [laughter] down here. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO >> SWAP. >> OKAY, I did. I'm not coming down. It's not working. I'm just kind of doing a little jig. >> Yeah, he's still [laughter] going up. He's still going up. Oh, I hit the top of the map now. I think >> Rocket [laughter] Man. Rocket Peanut. >> Rocket Man, >> when you're coming home, I don't know when. I want to see you again. >> Oh [laughter] my god. You hate it. [screaming] [laughter] >> Dude, let me hold space. >> What if I hold space? >> No, it's not working. Yeah, I'm just going to spam a bunch of keys and see if I come down. >> What about H? What about >> H? H doesn't work either. >> Nothing's working. I'm just going to press all the buttons on my keyboard. >> Look up. Press E. Okay. Oh. [laughter] Oh. Well, I'm coming down. [laughter] Wait. WAIT. [screaming] YEAH. OW. Free bird. Yeah. Don't you worry, Cloy. I'm on the way. [laughter] All right, Cloy. I'm coming in. Wait. Snap Hook. What? Wait. What about the snap hook? WHAT DO I DO NOW? Snap Hook. [laughter] >> [laughter]
[29:41][laughter] >> Well, that didn't help at all. [laughter] Thanks for nothing. Houston, what you have, Robin? [laughter] >> Welcome back home to Earth, sir. >> Thank you. Thank you. [laughter] I'm going to be like Katy Perry and kiss the ground after I've only been gone for 10 minutes. Mwah. >> Oh, I missed the Earth. [laughter] >> I classify as the ground and so does my ass. >> Where's my tech at? Where's my technology? >> It was It was over here. >> Where? I don't see it. Where are you shooting at? >> Up there. >> See it up there? [laughter] Uh, I don't know. I'll be >> okay. Fascinating. Very fascinating. I'll meet you in the in the long penis building. >> Copy. Copy. Roger. Shh. Over. This is bugging 46. Over. Sh. According to the group tower, over. Oh my god, the mage truck is here. >> [laughter] >> REROUTING. I am away from that. Excuse me. Some interference. [gasps] Bucket 46. Go to goo tower. Over. I have a jump sack height. I don't know what you just said, but go ahead. It's a ghost town. >> 50,000 goopers. used to live here. >> Oh my god, I CAN MAKE FIVE. >> FIVE ZIP LIGHTS. >> I MADE FIVE. >> Holy dingle. >> I did a b. >> The bunga cop will be at maximum capabilities. No one will be able to stop us. >> [ __ ] yeah. >> You're going to have to do it for me cuz I don't know how to do it. >> I don't know how to do it either. I You just saw me fall from low orbit, you dumb [ __ ] OH, IT'S MY JAM. IT'S MY JAM. [screaming]
