[0:04]We're playing We're [Music] playing City. No more [ __ ] around, gentlemen. No more [ __ ] around. I found out that there's an even larger crab than the crabs that we've seen before, and it's called Boss Queen Eugene. And it has to be mine. It has to be mine, gentlemen. It has to be mine. I love that sign, by the way. Gentlemen, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I found out that there is a massive I'm talking massive You should have seen it. I saw it on a video. It was massive. It is as big as the sky. It's as big as It's It's a crab that's as big as the sky. Sponsored stream. Yes, I'm getting paid $1 billion, but I'm lying about it and I'm going to go to prison. The queen. Yes, the queen. The robot queen. This doesn't look like Tarov. Good eye. Good eye. Sky King. No. Robot queen Eugene. I'm telling you, this man has what it takes to become a star. like Michael Jackson but like with less stuff to do with minors and stuff just like mostly about the music and whatnot or all about the music. All about the music. LJ dissed. I wasn't dissing MJ. What are you talking MJ had was great at making music and in his meantime he did other stuff. Uh why don't you play Taco? There we go. Derek's getting in the mood. Uh this game looks ass. Hell yeah. Game is cheeks. Hell yeah. Play taco. Hell yeah. Getting in the groove, gentlemen. I tell you, boys. Getting in the groove again. By the way, boys, we're playing solo, so we're gonna be very sneaky. Secret spies. Tell no lies. Two. Count them. Two objectives. Ping a bison. That's Mr. Spider. Objective two. Murder people. You scram. That could be a good place to retreat. Testicle cavern. Wait, that's a bastion, not a bison. Um, okay. We got to find a bison. All right. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. We got to find a little a little bison real quick. Keep your eyes peeled for keep your peepers open. They look like spiders, but they're not spiders. They're robots that look like spiders, but they're not spiders. They're robots that look like spiders, but they're not spiders. They're robots. Oh, I also brought this nifty key
[3:19]here. Actually, let's go hit let's go hit this. I have I brought this key in my butthole. Let's go hit this first and then we'll look for Mr. Spider. Follow me. I'm confused. Do you throat [ __ ] or not? Do I throat [ __ ] or not? Is that like a new app or something? I don't I don't know what you mean. Is that I'm not developing any new apps at at this moment. I I will keep you guys updated though if I decide to uh develop an app. I was actually thinking about making Flappy Bird with a peanut instead of a bird. What do you think about that? Would that be cool? I was thinking about doing a Flappy Bird Peanut as the bird. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] How did that feel, Mr. Silly? Oh shy. Oh shy. That didn't feel too good. Come here, Mr. Jenny. [ __ ] What an idiot. Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. Oh, it's the peanut. Hello, peanut. I know you. Uh oh. Hello. Uh, he's done. Was uh I'm not going to lie to you. I would revive you if I could, young man. I would revive you if I could, but I cannot. I love you, Peter. I love you, too. You will be remembered in the hogs of Bangala forever. Godspeed, soldier. Godspeed. I like how you can hear him after they die. By the way, I paid that guy to recognize me. 100%. Write that down. Write that down. How much? I paid him a crisp 20. I I told him I said, "I need you to join this game. I'm going to give you a crisp 20. I need you to join this game. I need whenever I speak I need to say always had peanut doesn't actually know who I am. He's he's actually not even from this country. Oh my god. Not bad. Not bad, gentlemen. Not a bad start. Keep your beepers open. I'm not really seeing like the amount of goodies. I mean, I'm getting I'm getting goodies. I mean, don't get me wrong. I I mean, hooray and whatnot. You know, you know what I mean? I'm getting the goodies that I desire. Oh, another guy just died on that side of the uh building that we're in. I pretty sure people are just getting murdered in mass around everywhere around around this entire building. I'm just going to continue to ignore that. Silver teaspoon. We'll put that around. What? Actually, wait. Hold up. Can I Oh my god. I have a genius idea. There we go, gentlemen. There we go. Now, no one can disturb our looting. Oh, not bad at all. Not bad at all. Let me see. What am I dropping here? We'll drop these three shotgun bullets for this cat bed that is expensive for some reason. I'm not really sure about post-apocalyptic worlds, but I'm I'm guessing cat beds are scarce or something. I'm not I'm not I'm not 100% certain. I'm pretty sure I know where this [ __ ] is. And I'm about to give him a taste of Oh, okay. I'm about to give him a taste. Oh, I'm about to I'm about to give him a taste of medicine. Oh my god, I'm the best. Hooray. That's my dad. Well, your dad's dead. He just found out more. Like, can we get a custody agreement? But he just found out today. Oh my. You got to be more on top of those things for the emperor. Now, let's ride. Oh my god. What an idiot. Hooray. Wait, don't wait. Don't jump down there, Mr. City. Wait, wait, wait. I will kill you if you jump down. I will kill you. I will kill you. God damn it, Mr. City. I told you not to jump down, Mr. City. [Music] M. You're a good man. You're a good man. Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. Listen, Mr. Silly, I have a syringe. Okay. And I can bring you back to life. Would you like that, Mr. Silly? I think I think it's apparent that even if you did bring me back to life and I tried to kill you, you just do that all over again. So, no. No. Hold up, Mr. Zilly. No, we will go our separate ways. But I have a test of your physical stature to prove that you that you that you that you have earned the syringe. You want to test your physical strength, Mr. Silly? All right. I need you. Wait, hold on. Let me kill that guy really quickly. One second. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Do you want to test your physical? Shut up down there. I'm talking. Shut the [ __ ] up. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. I've got I've got 5 seconds, bro. I'm about to I'm about to quickly jump off the roof. Two seconds. Take a warrior's death. Jump off. You'll be remembered in the Oh, what is he doing? What is he doing?
[10:26]Hey, you see this up here? Yeah, I'm seeing it. What is he doing? I don't know. I'm not I don't I don't know. Uh hey, do you want me to kill you or or do you have a buddy that can come get you? No, I'm just solo, man. Is it cool if I kill you? Sure. Go for it. Pretty much. Hey, but I want you to know this is out of friendship, not out of evilness. Okay. Okay. I love you, man. I love you too. God speed. Will you [ __ ] stop that? Oh my god. He's hitting the stinky. He's in the stinky leg. He's hitting the sticky. He's in the sticky. He's hidden. He's hidden. He's hidden. I'mma I'mma dance with him. I'mma dance with [Music] him. Uh, come here now. Come here. Come on. I've seen you dance moves. They're very impressive. Come on now. Let me loot you. Let me loot you. Come on now. Come on. Come on now. Come on. Come on now. Come on. Oh, come on now. Oh, come on now. Oh my god. Wait, they're leaving. There's someone leaving me through that extract. Honestly, [ __ ] him. Let him leave. We got loot to get, boys. Level four rifle at the top. What do you mean? What level four rifle? Level four rifle on the guy on the roof. Uh [Music] really fooling pup. Oh, someone breaking in
[13:15]downstairs. Got you, Mr. Silly. Oh, J Mr. Silly. Mr. H. [Music] Can't even wait for me to finish my speech. What a piece of [ __ ] I Is that laser going to stop? Hold up. What is that? Let me see if I can get rid of that. [Music] [Applause] Yeah. Got the wall. Any moment now. Any moment now. Gotcha. Oh. Oh. Oh my
[14:36]god. Oh my god. And the benator. Oh my god. Oh my god.
[14:57]Let you do that. Let you do that. Holy [ __ ] That guy's still hitting it to this day. To this day. Oh, I thought that was a venator. Damn it. Oh, more metaps. More metap parts. We salvage these for metapods. Then we'll salvage this for mechanical component. Oh my god. A level four arpeggio. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't leave yet. I can't leave yet, gentlemen. I can't leave yet. Let's
[16:05]leave. Let's go. Go, go, go. Head back immediately. The window is closing. Oh my god, I have double venita. No way. No. No way. No way. I tell you, if we have double the venators, we could do what we just did twice as much. Stand by. to return. We're going back to Spain. XQC is playing. You play with him, dude. Honestly, dude, honestly, I've never really I don't really know much about XQC. I've seen his clips. I think he's a funny guy. I don't really know much about him other than he's super rich and and pretty funny, but honestly, I don't know if I want to play with him. He like roasted me or something and then like I like did that guy dude I don't listen I don't know much about him I've only seen like Tik Tok clips but like the way he talks he sounds like he's got like a decent intellect like pretty pretty crazy intellect it sounds whether or not you know you like him or not but I feel like if you tried to roast him he'd like get you like good then I'd look like an idiot or something. It's about you. Oh. Oh, there he is. There he is. Did you see that? There he is. Secret spies tell no lies. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Woo. Woo. Oh. Great googly. Oh god. Oh. Oh god. Oh my. Go. Oh. Oh god. Hello, good sir. Hello. You have caught me trying to sneak up on you. That was a a wonderful That was a wonderful mind you set there, young man or lady, as I may say. I apologize. Oh, should have had too much, [ __ ] One moment. Now, listen here, Mr. Silly. Listen here. Listen here. All right. It seems we have reached an impass. Would you agree? But if you can solve my riddle, I may set you free. Are you prepared to solve my riddle? Are are you ready to solve my riddle? Hello. Can you hear me? Can you hear? Yes. Yes, I can hear you. Yes. Hey. Hey. Yes. Hello. Um, I would love if you could just res me and we could help each other out. Well, first you must solve my riddle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. What color is my underwear? Wrong. Gotcha. Hooray. Oh my god. We're rich. We're rich. Take one of these. Oh, it Oh, it Oh, guys, sensors are really expensive. Really expensive. Brown. Uh, only on Wednesdays cuz it's the day after Taco Tuesday. Let me tell you, those cheesy gordido crunches get by a rumpus of juggling. Let me tell you, let me tell you, it's like a like a carnival cruise down there. We did what we came here to do, gentlemen. We did what we came here to do. Now, let's get out again. This [ __ ] game. Uh, Mr. Mulo, you devious dog. You devious dog. Don't you worry, Mr. Mulo. This game closes down to the best of my knowledge at 100 a.m. The beta closes 1:00 a.m. CST. Talk will be back back on the big screen as soon as you can blink. As soon as you can blink. Um, let's see. It's 911. It's 911 right now. I was 4 hours. What did that wait? What did I just say? How many times was von shot is the first recommended thing as I type in how many times? 1,200 times. So, okay. As soon as you complete 4,800 times, there will be talk of on the big screen. As long as that information is correct. Uh I don't know why that's the most recommended thing when you type how many times. That's crazy. That is crazy talk. I I don't know why that's there. I that has nothing to do with my search history. By the way, gentlemen, I did not search anything about King Von. Um not quite sure why everybody's not like kind of ignores that. He's like, "Oh, oh boy. I loved his music. But he killed 13 people. I think that's kind of important to note. Kind of important to note. I that I mean like I could have a great barber who cuts great hair and I could love what he does. I could love his work, but if he killed 13 people, I mean, you know what I mean? I mean, it kind of overshadows a little. You would think it would overshadow that, but it but it doesn't. lock in. Von actually killed 13 people or are you capping? I've actually apparently it's 13 confirmed and then everybody else says it's upwards of like 20 to 40 unconfirmed. That's what I' that's what I've heard. That's what I that's allegedly or whatever or however you say whatever you want to say whatever you want to say without getting in trouble. Allegedly, tiny dude. Actually, the alleg the word allegedly is actually so magic. So magic. OJ definitely did it. Allegedly. And then I'm safe. Oh. 2 minutes left. Last chance to get out safely. Hang in there. More loot. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Come back to the lobby. Come back to the ship with me, boys. Come back to the ship with me. There's some type of event going on. Launch tower loot. Someone has locked off the launch tower, hiding all their hard-earned loot at the top. Ark seems to have ramped up the defenses in response to the heightened activity. immediately. Let's go get rich. Let's go get rich, gentlemen. Let's go get rich. Let's go get rich. Wait, Joe Rogan died? No, Joe Rogan did not die. Dude, remember that guy we Mr. Raven we met the other night when you guys went over to his chat and told him that Joe Rogan died and then he was like he's like, "Pop out the champagne bottles." Say, "Whoa, my boy." I said, "Whoa, my I say whoa, my boy." Now, let's ride. Let's ride. Follow me. Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. Beta ends 2 a.m. Monday. Today's the last day. You see, I've seen so many mixed things. so many mixed things because when you go to their Twitter, like their official Twitter page, it says it ends tomorrow, but then if you listen to fellas in the Discord, they say that it ends the next day. And then me personally, I was told by Shroud that it ends at 1:00 a.m. CST tonight. So, I've heard three different things, three different things in the last two hours. I have no idea who to trust. Now follow me. Listen, boys. There's going to be a hundred men on that large penar. 100 men trying to get to the tip of that penar. Here's the plan. We wait for two, count them, two big guys to fight. One dies, the other one's hurt. Then we come in for the kill. Thank you, Mr. Grizzy. By the way, thank you for the 20 gift subs, brother. Appreciate my boy. And thank you, Mr. Hmaker. Thank you for the stream. It means a lot. Oh, what the hell? Wait, wait, wait. Pause. Pause. We ready. Freddy. No fire. No fire. No fire. No fire. Freddy, Freddy. No fire. No fire. No fire. No fire. No fire. No fire. No fire. No fire. The fire. Hello. Hello. Good. Hello. Hello. Good. I I am I'm a weary traveler trying to get to the tip of the pen. Okay. What a treat. What a sweet treat. Oh, okay.
[27:01]Wait, wait. All right, boys. Sorry about that. Oh god. I want to see you die quick and talk about this [ __ ] All right, Mr. Paige. All right, pal. There they are. Judge. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got him. I broke a shield. I'm I'm over here, Mr. City. I'm over here, Mr. City. Get your ass back here, Mr. City. Where'd he go? Mr. Silly's elusive. Mr. Silly. What an imbecile. Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. Come here, Mr. Silly. Come here. Oh, shy. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh. Oh shy. Lock B the boys. I don't know. I don't know what you just said. Party jump pig scenario. There's a whole infestation of these of these of these of these poop boxers over here. I'm not sure what's going on. Mr. Silly, I have killed both of your [Music] boyfriends. Lay down your weapons and I may let you keep your life. Flanky
[30:31]flanky. Wait, I have a better idea. I have a better idea. Follow me. Follow me. I need to find that guy's body. There it is. There it
[30:54]is. Anytime. Hey, you better. I need to close. I need quickly. Quickly, Mr. Quickly, quickly, Mrs. City faster, Mrs. City, faster. We'll put this explosive powder in our butt. Let's ride. We got a little cushion weapon. All right, that should be good. That should be good. Follow me. Wait, follow me. A little flaky on him. Reach around and grab a stick and twist it. Rip it off. [Music] That's not true. I'm a Btuber. Peter tuber. No, I don't even have I don't even have a dog costume. I don't even engage in EXEX. Mr. Silly is elusive. Holy shisty. That guy's He's gone. He's He's gone. He finished. This guy didn't. Time to get rich. Oh my great googly moogly. But he had like a thousand guns. Let's ride.
[32:44]I I think we're turning Kermit into the Antichrist. I I don't know. I We might have to do a reset. I 480p HD. You might have to change that, Mr. Tarnation. it. Sometimes you just select it manually. If it's only showing 40p, then that's going to be your internet, by the way. To your internet, you would have to have to do a quick router reset. Quick router reset. It only gives you I pretty sure it only gives you the the ones that your bit rate cannot support. Is this the new talk patch? Yes, this is the new talk patch. You touch our Kermit. Um, all right, pal. Uh, all right. I don't know where Mr. City went. I'm not quite sure. But that's no matter. No matter, Jim. No matter. No matter. Follow me. I love you, Peter. Was a joke. Okay. Okay. Got you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. I didn't I thought you were genuinely asking me, Mr. Tarnation. Oh [ __ ] What the hell? Oh, Chasey you chase you chase you chase you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Psych. Haha. I was just joking. I was just joking. Haha. Psych. I was just [ __ ] with you. I was just joking. I was just joking. Run. Oh, dude. How fat are you? How fat are you? What was that? Half a mile an hour. Oh, Mr. Silly. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, oh, actually, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Okay, wait. Okay. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is Mr. Silly. I can make you an offer you cannot refuse. Okay. If you Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my god. You got me, Mr. Silly. All right. Okay. Bit of a jokester you are. You Wait, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me offer you Let me I have a proposition for you. If you revive me, All right. In return, I will Yeah, I can hear you. I can hear you. What's up? Are you streaming? Am I streaming? Yes. Okay. I I I'm not watching your stream, but I recognize by your voice. Oh, so I let you let you leave, I guess. Uh that would be fantastic. I honestly that was I thought I I by the way have about two seconds till I die. So, if you do have a little syringe, I would be greatly appreciative, young man. I don't have one. Oh, well, Godspeed. Godspeed. Good sir. Okay. I thought that was going to go differently. Now, let's ride. Let's ride to the Penar building. Sh. What's that song called on the intro? Um, I think it's called I think it's actually called like that actually. Or like maybe it's like like that. Actually, that might be it. Like d a t like that. Like d a like like that. Like that. Yeah, like that. Like that. Like that. Like that. Like that. Or maybe it's like that. No. No. Actually, now I think I think it's like that. T H. Now that I think about it, I think it's like that. or I Oh, what the [ __ ] was that? Oh, Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly, team up with me right now and help me get to the PE building. [Music] Get him. Get him. Where is he? He's by the tube. He's by the tube. Get his ass. [ __ ] him up. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Get your ass over here, Mr. City. [ __ ] Good work. Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. Whatever do we do with you? Yeah. Wrong neighborhood, Mr. Silly. Wrong neighborhood. Mr. Chilly. Oh [ __ ] Oh, run. Oh [ __ ] Uh, do you for this guy? Holy shy. Please, please don't do this to me. Not this guy. No, don't do it. Really? Let him have it, young man. Very good work out there. Very good work out there. Very good work out there. Very good work out there. Uh, what do you think that gentleman has? He has some good good some goodies. Mr. Silly, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Oh, absolutely. Watch out. Watch out. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my. Oh. Great. Googly googly. Oh, thank you, sir. Oh my god. He's a demon. Good work. Holy [ __ ] I am glad to have this guy on my team. Oh, we picked right, Deon. We We picked correctly. be picked correctly. Oh my god. Mr. Silly Mr. Oh my Oh my god. Oh my god. There's a murdering machine. Okay, that guy just got a homeless. Did that guy have anything any goodies on him? You want to switch weapons? Uh, no. I've got this cool anvil. Who's he watching? Oh. Oh. I've never even seen this weapon before in my life. Uh, what's that? Uh. Oh. Oh. Absolutely, young man. Absolutely. Here. And here's some Let's start jumping the bushes. There's some heavy umber right there for you, young man. Holy shy. Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. There's a there's a def right here. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Thank you, good sir. Yeah, I tell you, I I've never even seen this weapon here. The Mr. Mr. Temptist. Uh, pretty crazy. Pretty pretty crazy something something. You know what I mean? Oh [ __ ] Run. Oh shy. Oh shy. Oh shy. How many mean [ __ ] are there? Oh, wait. You need heals? You need heals? Oh, Mark. Come. Oh, wait. I I can't see your marks. Oh, that mark. Okay, got you. Gotcha. Oh, come on. Okay, we'll give you another chance. Oh god. Oh god. Coming. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god. Looking. How many [ __ ] are there? Please. Hold your ground. by the fuel pots. Please don't shut up. Come on. I just got I'm going to flick. I'm going to flick. I'm going to go right. Oh, there he is. There he is. There's another one. Oh [ __ ] Where? Where? He's He's over on the I don't know. What the hell is going on? There he is. There he is. He's moving. He's moving. I I hit him one time. I'm I'm doing my part. I'm doing my part. Sh. Go ahead. Go ahead. I I'll handle this this piece of crap. I'm hoping this gun is fully automatic. I'm not sure. [ __ ] you, Mr. City. Get it,
[42:21]Dad. Got you, Mr. City. How do you like that? Good [ __ ] Oh, get a heart attack or something. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. Quick. [ __ ] him. Quick. Quickly. [ __ ] him. Good work. Good work. Oh. Good work, soldier. Good work. Tanya, that guy's that guy is crazy. That guy is insane. Oh my god, this guy was massive. How many people did we just kill? Like maybe like a thousand or or maybe even more. I think the whole server here. Hold up. What What type of weapons do you got? Cuz I've got some new weapons now for you. This is my friend now. Wait. Yeah, I've got What level is it? Cuz I got a I got a level four three round burst I can get you. Uh yeah, it's a four. It's a four. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, wait. Let me drop this. This is crap. I'll drop that. And then Oh, wait. Wait. And then how what level is your rhino? What level's what? What level is your pistol right there? What level is your pistol? Uh, that's the one you gave me. Oh, I'm going to drop a level three right here. Level three right there. Okay. Okay. All right. Listen, young man. We must get We need to get out. Oh, wait. We go back and loot. Let's go back and loot. Oh, yeah. Good. Good. Good. Honestly, [ __ ] the peanut tower gentlemen. We're getting rich. We're getting rich with Satan who just killed like basically the whole server. Oh my god. What is that? Oh, he is Spider-Man. What the hell? Holy shy. This guy knows what he's doing. This guy knows what he's doing. We can go get her. We can go get her. Uh, yep. Uh, I think maybe that guy. I I think so. Dude, why was everybody on the side of the map? Holy [ __ ] Is that a dev? Uh, did you create this world? Are you its creator? No, I just have like 60 hours already. Holy [ __ ] Well, I've got 61. How do you like that, Buster? How do you like uh Yeah, I've got Yeah, I've got one. Okay, perfect. Um, so we you said we should probably get out of here, right? We got enough goodies. Yeah, we should probably leave. Yeah, let's go ahead and scaddle. Let's go ahead and scaddle. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes. I'm telling you, boys, this guy is either Satan or a developer. There's no other possible explanation how he could have just killed 50,000 people. [Music] Mr. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Back to Spain we go. I love you. I love you, too. You're a fine soldier. You'll be remembered forever in the house of Bhala. Godspeed. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent
