[0:02]It's smoking. Oh my God, yeah, y'all can see the smoke. It is billowing out. through the cop. Is this, there's nothing illegal about this, right? drop. Okay, you have to go to jail. He's going to die. He just dropped the tree. The cop was not happy. No one said you to be smart to pass your motorcycle test. Oh, oh, oh! Oh, Graham Jarvis! I thought we going over the bars. Oh. I think it's like halfway locked up. It seems like kind of hard to kick too. Is that Dorian or is that just a prostitute? What's up, guys? Hope you all had a good new year's and I hope you all got some bigger and better goals than last year. Always keep moving up. But my bike is not saying happy New Year to me. It's not one to start. I don't know if the top end's finally roached or what, but. I've been kicking it and it's not starting. So, choke is on. It's a little chilly. So let me give it a little bump start.
[1:04]Oh. I think it's like halfway locked up. It seems like kind of hard to kick too.
[1:13]Oh no. This can't be good.
[1:19]Oh, come on, come on, come on, baby. Let's go. She's alive. I knew you had it in you. I don't roll it a week and I left the gas on, so maybe all the oil flew to the bottom.
[1:37]But she's good now. Had me concerned for a little second.
[1:43]It's chilly, boys. So I saw these couches right here. Looks like they need some work done to them, right? Some repulstery? Oh! Oh, Graham Jarvis! That was a good one. I'm getting really good at launching onto couches. And you just set it up like right here. E-start, don't fail me.
[2:08]It failed me. I really need a new battery. proper a second and, oh, it just lost the couch.
[2:16]Can we grab over this one with the bike? Oh, no.
[2:28]Oh, whoa, whoa. We're looping!
[2:32]Then we got an off-road enduro section. Oh, big drop. Oh my God, that's a drop. Woo! I thought we going over the bars. Oh, no. Oh my God, it's so deep.
[2:48]Woo! Oh my God, that was stressful. I thought I was going over the bars when I came over the top. Oh, Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go. Oh no.
[3:00]Now we want to stall out.
[3:05]Oh, ooh! Oh, these rocks are sharp. Freak. Oh no, my airbox cover. Oh, ooh! Oh, frick. That rear tire's stuck in there. It is not going well. Ow. I'm an idiot. No one said you to be smart to pass your motorcycle test. Please be on plastic right there. I will crash my bike if that's my plastic. I guess I got to hold my word and crash my bike. Well, we have a dusty couch that's like flipped upside down. One, two, three. Line it up. Oh, oh, oh! That one was brutal. No, did it break my headlight?
[3:52]No! Why does my bike keep breaking? Oh, shoot.
[3:59]My gas came off. That one must have been severe impact.
[4:06]That's not good. Well, time to do some mechanic-ing. Oh, it did break my headlight. Why did it break the tab? That's so stupid. This was a nice headlight. Well, we didn't make it too far without completely destroying it. I think we made it less than a mile. I'll check here in a second. I've literally rode two miles and I've got to ride back now. Or less than two. I think it's like a mile and a half I rode and now I've got to go back.
[4:38]This is why you can't have anything nice. Oh, and the zip tie here. Oh my God, this thing took a beating.
[4:48]Casting Couch One, Supermoto Zero, bro. I took the L on that. Normally this thing like destroys the couch. Last time it destroyed the couch. This time, not so much. Last dirtbike vs couch. Woo!
[5:07]Why isn't it idling so high? That can't be good for it. Oh, Jeffrey's not going to be happy. What? I guess how badly I just broke my bike. Not badly enough that you can't ride it.
[5:21]The tab to the headlight broke, the plastic broke, the fuel fell off. Wow. He's just happy he does not have to get me out of a ditch. You know how many miles I left here with? A lot. 8,038. Do you know how many miles I'm coming back here with? 8038. 8,041. All right, guys, we're back on road. About seven zip ties later, we're back and about. Cuz my bike idling concerningly high. I guess about to blow up. Oh, she ripping. And you know what they say. It runs best right before they blow up. All right, well I think we're going to pay Dorian a visit today. I haven't seen him in a while. I didn't get to wish him Merry Christmas or happy new year, so I'm check and see how he went. Oh, that's a new, oh my God, that's slippery.
[6:15]Oh my God, I'm slipping, sliding, crashing. Looks like somebody'd be chef-ing up right there. Looks like the black stone but the crack stone.
[6:29]high voltage, no trespassing. They left me the copper? No way, that's copper? Oh wait, that's, that's non-copper wire. Dang it. I was about to come up. I could have really, really used those 25 cents. Okay, so this is where I broke my bike last time when I dumped the clutch. So let's try it again.
[6:54]Okay, it didn't break. That's good. That is an improvement. had to buy a new chain to get that improvement, even though my other chain had like two rides on it, but it's an improvement. Oh my God, guys, I'm going to tell you, I got robbed the other day. Not how you would think, but I still got robbed. I was like in a bike life ride. Video going to be on Patreon, link in bio. But I'm wheeling, I'm getting hot. I'm putting in some work. I'm killing the streets. And then, I go to stash my hoodie behind a, uh, like ice machine at a gas station. To come back and get him because he's right by the shop. So I stashed it there. And then I come back like an hour later and it's gone. And there's a homeless dude who watched me put it away. So he definitely stole my hoodie. Yo, is that a Christmas tree? Equipment twee?
[7:46]Who leaves their Christmas tree abandoned? It's a Christmas miracle. Please don't have fire ants on you.
[7:56]There we go.
[8:00]Oh, I didn't think this one threw too much. You got to kick it.
[8:07]Huh. How do I carry a Christmas tree? Probably this way. Like this. Yeah, like that. Oh, y'all probably can't see too well.
[8:21]No, I think I'll, so I need to fix this view.
[8:26]There we go. I got a Christmas tree. I got a Christmas tree. I'm going to plant this and then have it for next year so I can save 50 bucks on a tree. Oh my God, the wind is crazy. Anything more than a few miles an hour. This is bad. Oh, I can't see anything. I got to turn. I literally can't see.
[8:48]All right, what if I just, like, drag it behind me? Oh, hope. There we go. Now I got my Christmas tree. through the cop. Is this, there's nothing illegal about this, right? I just casually carried a Christmas tree. I got to go dump it. Really want to see what a cop would say. Remember, y'all be careful what you wish for.
[9:27]Oh, he's not falling out. I don't think he's doing anything. He literally just dragged a Christmas tree. Oh my God, yeah, he's not falling out. He can literally drag a Christmas tree, and the cops will pull you over. That's amazing. How this is legal? I'm not quite sure, but we're doing it.
[9:50]Sorry, I can't use my clutch.
[9:56]Oh, they're all looking. Felice, Novi Dad.
[10:02]New, an Newvo.
[10:06]This person ahead of me has a smile on their face.
[10:22]Oh, he's coming. I'm going to get pulled over. He's on the megaphone, drop the tree now. Now. Okay, drop. Okay. He just dropped the tree. If you want to go to jail, you're going to die, you're going to die. Get up out of here now. There's no license plate on that bike, is there? There is. Let me see it. It's street legal.
[10:49]Yeah, that's real close. Don't do that anymore, man. Yeah, sir, I apologize. You do that again. I'm going to kick your butt. I'll come back and move it to my car. Yeah, and you can't do that. Okay. Yes, sir. Awesome, you too. Happy New Year.
[11:11]The cop was not happy. He said to leave. So I guess you can't ride with a Christmas tree. He probably didn't believe his eyes. He was in disbelief. Oh my God, that's too funny, y'all. Is there anything illegal about dragging a Christmas tree behind your bike? I don't think so. He's not going to take me to jail. All right, we'll stop by and say what up to Dorian and tell him about my whole adventure. Hopefully he's still here. I haven't seen him in a minute. Oh no, he's not here. No, do we define Dorian again now?
[11:46]Come on. That's not Dorian. Where's Dorian, though? He said he never goes too far. Dorian, buddy, you got to stop moving. Dorian? No. I just might as well go all the way down and check. And this looks sketchy. Oh, oh, slippery. See if there's Dorian over here. I don't think so. Dorian's more of a social person. He likes to be out and about. But we'll see. He's a businessman, so he needs to be out to sell his products. No, that ain't Dorian's. That ain't Dorian's. There's anyone in here with a bike and a couch? Oh, sorry. Sorry. Yeah, so it was there just napping. Where's Dorian, though? Dorian! Oh, that's not happy. That really looks like a person. Oh, it looks like a person. There's a person over there.
[12:47]It's smoking. It's smoking. Oh, my God. Yeah, y'all can see the smoke. It is billowing out. It smells funny. Yeah, this is not happy. That really looks like a person.
[13:08]That's a dead body. That's a dead body. What's up?
[13:16]He went to the gas station to grab some stuff. He has not came back. That was 4 f***ing hours ago. What's up? He was supposed to went to the gas station to grab some stuff and came back. That was four f***ing hours ago.
[13:34]You went down for up, right? Five up. Yeah, six-speed.
[13:42]I was going to ride that bike one day, but he was too busy. Four hours ago. He knows I don't have that kind of time.
[15:08]That sucks. Dorian's holding up. Gerald on New Year's Day, bro. Like come on, Dorian. That's not very nice. And he stood us up. That's kind of selfish, Dorian. I ain't going to lie. He stood us up. Someone tried to let him ride this bike. Gerald probably going to get killed riding it, but I need to ride with him. So I don't know if he like falls and gets hurt or if he rides off with my bike or what's going to happen. You know, I ain't going to put you on a pro tip, awesome game. If you ride in vans, stop it. They are the worst riding shoes ever. Get some Nijas or uh something with a thicker sole and more padding on the side. This thing's freaking hurt. Like this kick and the kick starter and it hurts the Nijas and it has padding. And they said you're not supposed to downshift on two strokes. That's bad for it or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They say you're not supposed to hold the momen, too. Then that's bad for them. I'm really curious what that cop would give me a ticket for for just riding with a Christmas tree hanging behind me. Like, it can't be anything too serious. Like, riding without my handle the bar, like a careless riding, maybe. Like, oh, yo, they, they bombed up right here. This is crazy.
[16:25]Whole new development. And then I just figured out Crackhead jump right here, literally.
[16:32]It's crazy. They got electricity from the meter. Huh. This one might be a good kicker. Oh, it's got that rock on the lip. Let's see.
[16:44]Oh, that's not bad. I think I could catch some air off that one. Yeah.
[16:51]He's about it. That's good. We made it. Sorry about all the smoking bike.
[17:10]I should probably check and see if this thing gets cooled the way it's idle up.
[17:18]That can't be good for it. Oh, it's smoking. I see smoke. Well, yeah, my bike definitely had no coolant in it. I thought I just filled it up, but nope. And bad news is my bike's going to be nice and wet. All right, cool. That looks good. But y'all listen now much better idles when it has coolant. So if you're two-stroke sounds crazy, just put some coolant in it and it'll be fine. Okay, remember old angry dude right here who's rude to me. Since he was rude to me, I shall be rude back and go through again.
[18:38]Oh my God, look at this duck. Look at that thing. Nature.
[18:44]High voltage, no trespassing. Well, hopefully I don't get shocked.
[18:52]Shoot. Shoot. All right. Now, they're going to be quiet. Oh, there's a dude over there. He's popping out. He's coming our way. He has a license plate six. Is that him? That's still the same angry dude. He's always smoking out of the pipe.
[19:16]Let's talk about the moped. Well, I'll have to come back and get the VIN later. Huh. That's a bad idea. I did not want to end up wet. But it seems kind of interesting, so I'll give it some thought, you know. I'm not completely against bad ideas. If I get out of this mud. Come on, bike. You got it. Come on, there we go. As long as you can do a burnout up your tire. All right, there. I think we go this way. We're going to hit this tunnel.
[20:09]Oh, Graham Jarvi's. I really should put on my dirt tires for this. Stop here. So I guess we could, we'll give it an on-foot check real quick for that tunnel. Cuz that looks wet and a bad idea. This just looks like you can't turn around. You get to walk it out.
[20:33]Hello?
[20:37]Huh. I need to come back with a friend. I do not. Oh my God, I thought that was a person right there. So you scared, Crow. It's a crip crow. Look at that. I just thought I know who a person. Oh my God.
[21:30]It's smoking. It's smoking. Oh my God, yeah, y'all can see the smoke. It is billowing out.
[21:43]It smells funny. Yeah, this is not happy. That really looks like a person.
[21:52]Come on, bike. You got it. Come on, there we go. Sorry about all the smoking bike.
[22:10]All right, guys. That's the end of the video. I hope you all enjoyed the vlog. Be sure to check out Patreon, link in bio. You get a lot more stuff. And a lot of wheelies. If you like wheelies, check it out. And you all enjoy your new year.
