[0:06]It's all an act. Why don't you just die already? Ha! In your dreams, egghead. Long as there's creeps like you around, I'll never die!
[0:22]Huh? My head's killing me. Gotta find tails.
[0:38]Huh?
[0:43]Hey, have you seen my friend around here? Little fox, two Two tails. Um, what is this place exactly? Not really sure how I got All right.
[1:04]You all don't decorate much here, do you? Ever heard of throw pillows? Uh,
[1:13]Uh.
[1:23]Oh, that's us. I didn't know you guys were fans.
[1:29]Oh, that was today. Kind of weird you were filming this.
[1:49]What? What was that? What the hell was that? What's happening here? Isn't it obvious? You're dead. Dead? Yeah, no. Thanks for the movie night. I'm getting out of here. You can't leave. You died. I did not die. I never die. I'm afraid you do, and it wouldn't be the first time. Huh?
[2:16]Huh?
[2:20]Well, welcome to your eternity. Our eternity.
[2:30]What is this? You think you're invincible, but I've seen all your deaths. Every spike trap, every bottomless pit, every single drowning. That's what we are. We're your extra lives. All my deaths? What are you talking about? I think I'd remember dying 100 times. For every death defying stunt you barely pull off. There's been a path where you didn't. Every time we die, that path is severed and the universe reverts itself to let us try again. One of us gets to keep living, but those deaths aren't forgotten. All of us that have failed are sent here to be observers to the life that we could have lived. I've been watching you since you beefed that skateboard jump you did last week. I choked on an onion ring. Hold on. So, I'm just stuck here to watch a me that didn't die? You would be if you hadn't spent our final chance.
[3:41]With every new death I witnessed, this counter has gone down. We may be your extra lives, but you were our last. No! You're you're nuts! I don't care how endless this void is. I'm finding a way out. I bet if I run faster than I ever have before, then You think every single one of us hasn't tried that? So what? You've all just given up? You're going to sit around here watching TV till the end of time? We're Sonic, the hedgehog. We've dismantled space stations, saved entire planets, fought gods beyond the bounds of reality! Not all of us. Not everyone has been as lucky as you. Then I guess that's what makes me different.
[4:30]Let him tire himself out. He always does.
