[0:10]There he is. >> Got one. >> Got two. >> You're dead. ONE. ONE. ONE. GOT ONE. >> LAST ONE. LAST ONE. LAST ONE. I >> Nice. He's down. He's down. >> Good work. >> You did something. I saw that. That's another good doodle star for you. Oh my god, WE'RE GOING TO DIE. ANOTHER COURSE, YOU KEEP SHOOTING FROM THERE. I'm going to do a little hoozy doozy. Okay, make sure you shoot the green farty tanks before they hit the ground. That way we can see. >> Oh my god. >> [screaming] [groaning] >> Think about it. On the off chance it does work. It's really cool. >> Oh, cuz what what happened? What happened to you happened to me? >> Stay at the edge right there. >> Came up here. I'm dead. >> Oh, no. NO. GO GO GO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO [screaming] NO NO. >> WHOA. >> OH, IT'S WORKING. IT'S WORKING. [laughter] NO WAY. [screaming] [laughter] >> I I would put it. >> Pizza time. >> Pizza time. >> To the Hedge brothers. >> Oh, wait. Hold up. I've got a pizza delivery. >> Oh my god. >> Hold up, guys. >> No way. Go get pizza. Oh, he died. >> So, this is how the servers are. And we got a [ __ ] >> Oh yeah, boys. Oh yeah, I just got a huge heaping of pepperoni pizza delivered right to me. It's munching time. >> We might be able to get you guys now. >> It's munching time. >> Unplayable. >> Hey, you shooting officer? >> Yeah. >> I beat you. >> Hey, Peanut. >> Hey, how you doing? pretty good. >> You know, when's the last time When's the last time you ate something green? >> Oh my god. >> Your dad's [ __ ] when he had that infection. >> 10 minutes to get that checked out. >> What about that? Let me enjoy my BJP. [laughter] >> [ __ ] fire right now. >> I'm coming. >> That's good. B. >> You're not going to be up to slagging again. Yep. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Yep. I feel like I'm waiting through mashed potatoes right now. I'm playing [laughter] in the server. >> You might have to get peanut. >> At least we have Bird City. >> Yeah, Bird City, by the way. >> Bird City. >> Yeah. No, I'm fine. Don't worry about me, guys. >> I spit pizza sauce on my screen. You see it right there? >> It's at the top left. >> I'm coming. I'm coming. >> Don't revive me. [laughter] Let me get through the bash potatoes. Nope. I'm reviving you. >> Local spot or a chain spot. >> Desou. When you're here, your family bump. >> You have something with us. >> Hold up. I Hold up. Ew. What the [ __ ] All right, Paul. I'm fancy living. Fancy living. Here we come. >> Fancy living. Here we come. >> You're just mad cuz you don't have a pizza, you [ __ ] >> [ __ ] all of you. You're just mad you don't have a pizza. That's what's going on here. >> It's just buzzing. >> God, that's over. >> It's just buzzing. >> It's just busting. [laughter] >> Peanut doesn't have Cloyy kind of money. Cloy doesn't have Cloey kind of money cuz he spent all his money on a McLaren. >> Okay. [laughter] 8020. 8020 guys. 8020. [ __ ] you. >> [ __ ] >> You know about that, right officer? You know about that? >> They took everything. >> His first $600,000 he got from his first tournament. He spent $595,000 of it on a McLaren. Nothing in savings, nothing in investments. [laughter] >> That stuff's stupid when you can have a McLaren. >> Yeah, why invest when you can have a [laughter] McLaren? >> Okay, guys. [laughter] I thought it was I, you know, I didn't know I signed an 8020 contract at that time. >> I might be living out of that shack over there, but check out this sweeping. [laughter] [ __ ] you guys. >> It goes. [laughter] >> I hope you choke on that [ __ ] pizza. >> [ __ ] you. This pizza's fire, >> guys. I say we try I say we try the the matriarch again. Yeehow. [screaming] That pizza actually got me so [ __ ] right. YEEHOW. KEEP AN EYE OUT for fire burgers, boys. >> Yep. >> Ka in the house. [laughter] >> Get [screaming] out of here, >> Freddy. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Give him one4ing off. >> Give him four. >> Coming after you, Peanut. >> Oh, where? Where? >> Testicle. It's climbing up the wall RIGHT BEHIND YOU. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE [ __ ] [laughter] >> FEEL THAT? >> Thank you for the warning, officer. I appreciate that. [laughter] >> Always keeping a keen eye out. >> That's right. That's right. >> One fire burger in my possession, boys. Don't you worry. We'll get this matriarch licickety split. All right, coach. You keep shooting from there. I'm going to do a little doozy. Hey, >> I got I got left off and almost right off. >> I got right's like one shot. I just can't see. >> Expose that robot [ __ ] >> You dingus. Good boy. Got it. Got it. PUSHY. EXPOSED. [ __ ] EXPOSED. >> SHOOT THAT [ __ ] >> OH, I AM ABLE. Make sure you shoot the green farty tanks before they hit the ground. That way we can see. >> Oh well, I'm [ __ ] blind. >> Oh [screaming] my god. >> Oh well. I'M SUPER BLIND. I'M SUPER BLIND. [screaming] >> OH, dear God. Oh. OH. [screaming] >> OH MY. >> HOW ARE BOTH DEAD? >> OH MY. PLEASE [screaming] GOD. >> How are you both dead? >> The guy and the robot and the Mr. Krabs. >> I got you, Chief. Don't you worry, Papa's going to get you backed up. All right, I'm going to go out there and I'm going to slide under Mr. Krabs' hoola, beat him off. What do you boys think? >> Sounds odd. >> Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah. >> Mind if I sit in the cup chair? >> Oh my god. As long as you grab the camcorder and do your part. >> Three jars of mayonnaise. >> Yeah. Fill up these three jars of mayonnaise >> with your mayonnaise. >> I'm doing like 2,000 damage a pop to it. >> Oh, good, good, good. >> Oh my god. >> I have a bastion on my side. This really bad. >> I'm I'm getting the bastion. I'm getting the bastion. Don't you worry. Where' that one go? >> Give me the be vision. >> Oh, Mr. Krabs is coming to you. Watch out. >> Oh, good heavens. Fire burger out.
[8:31]Take that. Oh my god. Officer, retreat. Retreat. Run away. ROCKET. HIT THE [screaming] DECK. By the god. By the god. [groaning] Oh my great googly moogly. That thing is juicy. [laughter] How's it looking for you boys down there? >> Terrific. Terion bugged in this staircase. >> Oh, shooting shooting the flashbangs doesn't work as good as shooting the other things. FYI. All right, every Okay. All right. >> Those are rockets. Those are [laughter] rockets. >> All right. Everybody hear me? Everybody that down? >> Yep. Yes, sir. Oh. >> Okay. All right. Yep. >> Yep. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. >> Oh my god. I am being violated. I'm a victim. [laughter] I'm a victim. My shield's broken. Swapping it out for shield number. One moment, crew. Oh, I thought I brought spare shields and I could >> Oh, okay. All right. I thought maybe Okay. Well, okay. I thought maybe I could shoot the flashbang and look away real quick, but it doesn't work either. Oh, okay. I don't know why I keep trying. [laughter] Holy crap, this rocket. Jesus Christ. >> Oh, Cloyy's almost dead. You okay, Cloy? >> It's okay. It's just Cloy. >> Oh, yeah. I took off I took off my armor. Take that, YOU FOUL BEAST. OH MY GOD. [screaming] You pal. Don't you worry. >> Thank you. Good. Thank you, good. >> I can't use this entrance anymore. That bastion is bugged into the wall. >> Okay, I can I can slide under him and give him what for. You want to go from this side? >> You're going to be able to. You're not going to be able to. >> Are you sure? >> Yeah, I promise. >> Okay, got you. Got you. I just take him from other angles then. [ __ ] Mr. Krabs. Yeah. >> Locking. >> He's [ __ ] that other doorway right now. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my flashbang. I didn't get out the door, man. Come [laughter] on. >> Things aren't going good for you over here, gang. >> Oh, there's another one. >> I'M GIVING HIM ONE4. I'M GIVING HIM 14. DAMN IT. I CAN'T SHOOT THESE ROCKETS. Oh my god. Retreated. YOU GIVE IT TO THEM, OFFICER. GIVE IT TO HIM. OH MY [screaming] GOD. >> HOLY [ __ ] >> THEY'RE too quick. They're too quick. >> Still alive. Go heal, Peanut. >> I won't I won't until this foul beast is tamed. >> Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] >> That [ __ ] hurt, >> guys. I don't know how, guys. I can't get a full clip off without this thing actually [ __ ] my ass. Is there any way to to do this better. >> I mean, >> okay, I can no longer see and I'm blowing up. [laughter] >> What is happening over here? >> Take that. Take that. >> Don't worry, guys. I'll shoot the flashbang for us. >> What? Oh my god. [laughter] >> Oh, I'm dead. Okay. All right then. >> When When the rockets open up, hide. Okay, boss. Go on it. Don't you worry. >> His back. >> Bet he won't do that a seventh time. >> His back opens up. >> Betty can't do that a seventh time. >> Take that, you foul bees. >> Rockets. Rockets. Rockets. Rockets. Rockets. >> Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Give >> me rockets one more time in a second. >> Okay. Okay. Oh, it's flashbangs. It's flashbang. Flashes. Flash flash. ROCKET. ROCKET. ROCKET. ROCKET. ROCKET. ROCKET. ROCKET. WELL, >> jeez Louise. I'm giving him four. Oh. Oh. [sighs] Oh. WE GOT SEVEN MINUTES, BOYS. WE GOT TO TURN ON THE GAS. Give me rocket. Pocket. >> Lock it in, [screaming] boys. Let him have it. Let him happen. It's running away. That's right. You run, coward. [laughter] >> Flashes. >> Rockets. Rockets. Rockets. >> You can't hurt me in this building. Just >> sitting on top of tanking these rockets. TAKE THAT. TAKE THAT. SCOUNDREL. >> ROCKETS. ROCKET. ROCKET. ROCKET. >> OH, MOVE. MOVE. MOVE. >> Jesus Christ. Shields up. >> He's smoking. It's smoking. We're doing it. We're doing it. >> OH, NOT HAPPY. HAPPY. HAPPY. NOW'S NOT THE TIME. >> I'M SUFFERING. >> Oh no. Oh [laughter] no. I dodged him. >> Rocket. GIVE IT TO HIM, BOY. OH, ROCKET. OH, >> I can't see. I cannot see. >> Hey, how you doing? >> I have no heals left. >> Yeah, I got you, Chief. I got you. Here you go. Here's five things. >> Here you go. >> 6 minutes, boys. [screaming] Lock it in. >> Where's it going? >> He's probably hiding from us. Too powerful. >> Smack you right in the face. Perfect. >> Wait, bastard. Bastard shooting someone. Bastard is shooting someone. >> Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. >> Shooting us through a wall. >> I'll go take a peep. I'll go take a peep. It's I It's It's [ __ ] the railing. WHAT'S IT DOING? WHAT'S IT DOING? Shooting through their wall. >> I'm shooting his nipple. How's that nipple feel? Huh? Not too good, I imagine. Well, I could just shoot a [ __ ] right here. >> Well done. Well done. Rockets incoming. >> OH MY GOD, THERE'S ACTUALLY a person. There's a person. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. >> I [ __ ] knew it. I [ __ ] knew it. >> Tango to the northwest. >> TAKE THAT. YOU FOUND BEES. LOOKING. >> Where are they? You know, >> northwest. NORTHWEST. [screaming] >> I mean, dude, this thing's I'm almost out of ammo. >> I've got I've got 178. I give you a shot. I give you something. >> Have you shot your bullet at one? >> I MEAN, I BROUGHT IN LIKE 330. >> OH, OKAY. FIRE, FIRE, FIRE. DROP, DROP, DROP, DROP. You go. You go. He's 80. He's 80. Do that. Do that. >> Thank you. >> Rocket. [screaming] Good heavens. If you need more closely, let me know. I'll drop you soon. >> PERFECT. [screaming] >> HEY, BOYS. This thing isn't even out. >> ROCKETAGE. >> Oh my god. >> We got to PUSH IT. NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER BACK DOWN. NEVER WANT. >> We're definitely going to kill it and loot it and get out in 4 minutes. >> That's right. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S THE SPIRIT. >> I'm just tanking this. >> Honestly, we're not going to be able to kill it. We should just shoot off the legs. >> They reduce the number of cores in the legs in the patch. So, we got to kill it. >> Oh, why would they? Why the [ __ ] would they do that? >> I don't know. I don't know. Just Just shoot it. Just shoot it. Doesn't matter if you can see it pushing. Just shoot it whenever you can. Okay. >> Oh, well. Hello. >> I got stepped on. I'M DEAD. >> OH MY GOD. >> I GOT stepped on. >> Spider found its way out, I guess. >> Oh my. >> God. Yep. Terrific. >> Hello, Brazil. [screaming] >> That's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes. I'm getting knocked out. >> Okay. Well, that's an American streaming Viva Brazil. No, maybe he doesn't see us. [laughter] >> Oh, the guy you're looking for is over there, boys. Watch out. He's Yep. Right over there somewhere. Keep looking. You'll find him. >> Keep on looking. You'll find him. Don't you worry. Oh, hey, over there. Over there. You You're looking for a guy over there. Looking for a guy over there, guys. >> I'm on your side. I'm on your side. You're looking for a guy over there. >> Yapping at somebody. >> Oh, sir. No, you're not looking for me. You're looking for a guy over there. >> You have to say you have to say a word. >> Uh, what word is that? >> You have to say # eats or die. >> Yeah, it's not bad. >> Yeah, you can [ __ ] yourself to hell, you piece of garbage. >> Got higher. [laughter] >> [laughter] >> Have you tried snacking on my dick, you piece of [ __ ] [laughter] >> Wait, can I >> Absolutely. Take a gobble. Pretend it's Thanksgiving. >> Get out of my way. GET OUT OF GET OUT OF MY WAY. GET OUT OF MY WAY. GET OUT OF HERE. >> DON'T SHOOT. >> GET OUT OF MY WAY. I'm on official business. >> Let's go to the hatch. >> I'm not gonna make it. >> Yeah, we're [ __ ] dead. We're [ __ ] dead. >> Yeah, you guys are so dead. >> GET OUT OF MY WAY. GET OUT OF HERE. >> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? >> Your dad's butt [ __ ] on a Thursday night after a glass of red wine. >> Hey, LANGLEY. >> THEY'RE FREAKING >> GET OUT OF MY WAY. GET GET OUT OF MY WAY. I HAD DEFAULT. I HAD >> HEY, GET OUT OF ME. GET OUT OF MY WAY. [laughter] >> STEP ASIDE. STEP ASIDE. Don't make me hurt you. You've only seen 10% of my max power. >> Get away from me. >> I've got to chill here for a second. I have no health. One moment. >> Are you exhausted, sir? >> I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. >> Get away from me. >> Thank you, sir. Oh. Oh, excuse me, boys. Excuse me. >> All right. On the road again. On the road again. Looking good so far, boys. Easy does it. Steady does it. >> You're almost there. You're almost there. >> It's not looking good. >> How do you like cattle? >> Not looking good. It is not looking good. I'm going to kill myself now. >> Barely even. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. All right. Okay. All right. All right, boys. You ready for a great raid? >> Wait, I have three deadines. >> The deadline. >> Oh, yeah. >> I have three. You give him one to put in his butthole. >> Okay, here you go. >> Mhm. Mhm. That way we each have two in our butthole and that way we can die and nothing bad happens. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> You're so smart. >> Thanks. Thanks, Mr. Officer. Thank you. All right, boys. It's time to get serious. >> Guy on my left. Guy to my left. Guy on my left. Sprinting in right now from the uh the containers. Three out >> there. >> And then two closer. >> Okay. >> Uh one one's one shot. Absolute one on that. >> I'm going in charge. >> Oh, he's up on the ramp. Co. I'm coming in his rear. I'm coming IN HIS REAR. >> [groaning and screaming] >> NO WAY, MAN. >> I CAME IN HIS REAR. I CAME IN HIS REAR. >> ONE'S LEAVING. ONE'S LEAVING. One's climbing UP FOR HIS BOY. CHARGE. [screaming] >> ONE'S CLIMBING UP FOR HIS BOY. LOOK HERE. >> Take that, Scoundrel. Take that. E. >> Good work. Take that, young man. And perhaps a little bit of that, young man. You won't be messing with us and my heart crew anytime soon. >> [laughter] >> Little bit of goop. Oh, we hit a fire burger. That'll be good for us in the late game. Oh, and three trailblazers. Sublime. Who had an Info for Score. [snorts] You are an idiot. >> God, I need this. [laughter] There's something wrong with you. >> I think we go all the way up, then we pop the top off, then we drop down. What do we do? >> Oh, yeah. Pop the top off. Mhm. ASAP, Rocky. Absolutely. Well, no. We tried to do that last time and remember it would lean back and we couldn't see it. >> No. No. We just want to get the top off. We don't >> know. We We could get the top off cuz top off. >> Yeah. >> No, we got the top off. We just couldn't shoot it. >> Couple martinis. Little bit of sweet talk. Let me tell you. Let me tell you, Clos, you'll slang that >> penis like it's Wednesday and these things penis on Wednesdays. [laughter] >> It's inside. >> Really? I'll go in this side. You go in that side while I Eiffel tower him. Pack it in, boy. >> There he is. GOT ONE. ONE. >> GOT TWO. >> You're dead. ONE. HE'S [screaming] ONE. HE'S ONE SHOT. ONE. ONE. >> LAST ONE. LAST ONE. LAUNCH ONE. On you. On you. On you. >> Nice. >> He's down. He's down. >> Good work. >> I did something. >> I saw [laughter] that. >> That's another good doodle star for you. Oh my god. WE'RE GOING TO DIE. >> YEAH. I GOT to raise. I got to I got to [ __ ] reload. This fight. Who are they pushing? Are they stupid? >> They might be stupid. could work out their officer. [laughter] They're doing God's work. All right. Now, what I'm going to go up here and take a little beep. I'll let you guys know that. Okay. >> Okay. >> Gang. No. Tangoes up yonder. Ooh. >> What are you? >> What are you fine gentlemen? >> Yeah. >> Why? Oh, what? What? >> Come here. >> I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. >> Somebody coming here. >> I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Ky kicks animals. Coy kicks animals. >> Okay. What am I [ __ ] us on? >> Oh, Jesus Christ. [laughter] Learn from the best. Die like the rest. >> What can I say? name right there. >> Get in. [screaming] I'm going in. Oh, I'm going in. Oh, I'm going in. Oh, dude. Peanut, you have to wait for it to stop moving. Retreat. Ow. Retreat. >> We have to kill this rocket here as well. >> I've got the whole cracker. You guys revive me. I'll get it easily. Knock him out. >> Where are you? I'm I I'm >> dead. >> I'm outside. I'm out. I'm I'm next to the green fart on the southern side. Coltsy coming for you. >> I don't know. I don't see anybody. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm right in front of you, Peanut. >> I can't see. It's It's too sticky in here. Think you could jerk? >> What the [ __ ] Tap tap tap tap. >> What the [ __ ] is going on? [laughter] >> On me. On me. On me. On me. >> WHAT THE [ __ ] >> GO BACK. GO BACK. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. >> I'M GETTING EXECUTED. PINO, YOU JUST RAN AWAY. YO, >> I DIDN'T [screaming] RUN AWAY. I SWEAR TO GOD, I DIDN'T RUN AWAY. >> Oh [ __ ] One down. One down. >> I'M I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. NOW I'M ALREADY DEAD. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. I had my deadlines and my sap hook outside of my butt. >> Oh no. >> Oh my god. Kosi, I swear to God I didn't run away. You should have seen what happened. >> I turned into Superman. >> I defib you in a [laughter] full team as I flew away. >> I swear to God. I SOMEBODY GIVE ME THE CLIP. I swear to God I didn't run away. I swear to God I'll pull up the clip right now. I swear I swear to everything I love. I swear to everything I love. [laughter] Guys, where's the clip at? Where's the clip at? I swear to God. I swear to God. Pull up my stream. Pull up my stream. I'm showing you the clip. I swear to God I run away. I swear to God that was my fault. I swear to God. >> I've got it. I've got it. You guys You guys got it open. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I Okay. Watch closely. Watch closely. >> Um, >> oh, wait. I'm on 25.25 XP. One second. >> I can't see. It's It's too sticky in here. Think you good, sir? >> What the [ __ ] >> Tap tap. >> What the [ __ ] is going on? [laughter] >> I'm on me. >> I TOLD YOU. [screaming] I TOLD YOU. [laughter] What did I say? What the [ __ ] >> I didn't run away. I swear it. [ __ ] >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> Yeah, dude. The second I res you, a full team just runs down the [ __ ] zip. >> Well, >> that happened to me one other time and it happens when you die as you're ziplining. >> Okay, new tech. >> So, so if you crawled across the map and I pressed you, it would have pulled you all the way. >> That's what we're doing right now. I want to test it out. Do we have any fire burgers?
