[0:04]Okay. Now here's how it works. We're going to have a normal conversation with each other, except every so often we're going to hear this ding sound. And when we hear that, we'll be given an emotion or situation that we have to act out as we keep talking. And where does that come from above? The ding? No, below. Oh. Watch, ready? Yeah. Just knees sitting on the bell. Okay. I'm going to start things off. Uh now, uh, Kate, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been? Oh, um, I no, I've been fabulous. Me too. Yeah. Me too. really? Yeah, things are really going well. Yeah. You don't look that great, but I mean, yeah, I mean, are you sure you're okay? I mean, I mean, I've never been better. I just, I'm so happy. Yeah, friends have been calling me and saying, you know, I'm so happy. I mean, my friends are texting. Have some work done. I mean, not as much as you, but I, I, I just, I know it is. I think start Botox on one side of the face first. And if you like it, do it with the other side. Yeah, but I mean, before or after you get the perm, I think you know, here's what I would do. Take, get your savings account, right? Take all the money out. Yeah. And go bet on a race horse. And give it, oh, give it to Trump. Yeah. Or give it to Trump. Why not? Or just get burn it. But get burned. I mean, that's probably the safest thing to do. I mean it's so much fun.
[1:47]I mean, I'm on stage at the moment. Yeah. I mean, and it's really great to be doing something about, you know, midlife crisis. Oh yeah. You know, because it's absurd and ridiculous. I mean, almost as absurd and ridiculous as a kind of a man who has filed for corporate bankruptcy four times, who's running the largest economy in the world. I, I feel like, and that I feel like a a giraffe in space. You know. You look like a giraffe in space. I do. I feel like one. I feel like, With a helmet as big as my ego. Do you do you uh go to movies? No. Don't go to the Oh well I would do you stay home and watch TV Netflix and chill? It's fun. TV. Uh like when you go out like on the street, you're here in New York. Do you go out to restaurants? She love. Oh no, I'm an actress. I don't eat. It must have been tough growing up with your name. You know? Blanchett. That's the part that's probably the easiest part. I mean, kids, kids can be mean. Kids can be bullies. You know, what was their nickname for you? Um, well sometimes they call me K or C. C. Or, yeah, no, not what's not a problem. Like did they ever try to like shove you into a snowman or something? No! Because snowman are so much fun. They're so much fun. It's the best. Okay. Have you ever played it in the snow before? No! It's on Broadway now through March 19th.
