[0:00]Are you Jewish? Arab. Arab. Oh my God. You see, we're more alike than people even realize at the end of the day. You're showing me the beard! I thought you were Hassidic. That's incredible. You see, we could cure all the world's problems if we just lost eyesight a little bit. Circumcised? Yeah! Yeah!
[0:34]What are we doing? We're both hairy, circumcised creatures! As far as I know, the only difference is I checked Grindr when I came in. Ah, yeah. Can I ask, would you be are you a bear? That's what my wife tells me.
[0:59]God! We're running out of time! But I have to talk! What?! Tell me more! What is this arrangement? You're asking the questions I've been asking him for years. Who are you in all of this?! I'm the introvert that got adopted by an extrovert. You were? Okay...? How do you know each other, though? College. College? Okay. Uh uh, I'm just going to be real blunt. We don't have time to, like, mince words. Gay or straight or bi? Straight. Okay, great. Took a little too long, but that's fine. Me too. I know. I understand. You want to be like, "straight, but like... you know... like you" Yeah, I got it. And then you are married. I'm everything. You're everything. Uh, except for a monogamous.
