[0:03]Conventional wisdom holds that divine knowledge cannot be rationally comprehended. After conquering the divine gaze, he will make his next move. You know very well that I do not take that as a compliment. Hm. He's busy with a little experiment in blasphemy. Ah, the triumphant hero returns at last, and to a rather spectacular welcome, even if I do say so myself. Indeed I am, although these days they tend to call me the doctor.
[0:46]If you're looking for your researcher friend, she has already been taken into confinement. With some basic caution, she could have discovered the listening device on her person. Clearly, she lacks the degree of rigor expected of a true scholar. I simply made some minor adjustments to their Akasha terminals. Now they can deposit information directly into the subconscious. As you can see, all these lovely people now believe this traveler is a hero who has just saved the world. Hehe. My experiment is a success. And now, it seems they can no longer hold back their sheer adoration. I see. You appear to have overridden their mental faculties with your own consciousness. To possess such a powerful mind, you must be the God of wisdom. Indeed. Otherwise, we could have perhaps talked a little more. I was just about to set out when I remembered something important. To that end, I made a final trip to Pardis Dhyai. Let me ask, have you been taking care of a scholar by the name of Haypasia? Forgive me for asking, but how's the treatment coming along? Oh? I can't believe your utter lack of faith in me, to the point of even questioning my general level of knowledge. How unbefitting. I have my ways of keeping her safe during the journey. In addition, I can also promise that under my care, Haypasia will receive the most advanced and effective treatment. I will personally supervise her treatment and see to her recovery. Would that be agreeable to you? Hehe. I see, I see. Of course, your opinion makes perfect sense. Hehe... You're still young, but already quite stubborn. I must say, you are not like what I had expected. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't just let you off the hook like this, but unfortunately, I'm in a hurry today — what with Her most noble Majesty, the Tsaritsa, calling for our return. Luckily, there is still some time left for me to take care of everything before I leave. It's just as the Akademiya said — you're a responsible and gifted scholar. Sadly, even with all of that, you're still lacking a bit of shrewdness. And that's also why people like you can never realize that sooner or later, everyone must pay the price for what they've learned. It's time to say goodbye. I've been waiting here far too long... But finally, I have the chance to be alone with you. All the precious time I wasted has finally paid off. Just a type of sound wave that can quickly put defenseless people into a dream. As I expected... it doesn't have any effect on gods. This is the only thing of interest I found among the sages' research. I thought I'd take it for a little spin. Don't worry. I know you would never forgive me if I actually killed them. I'm here to negotiate with you. Naturally, I won't do anything dangerous that could potentially damage our relationship. "I" left Sumeru, but "I" also stayed in Sumeru. Even the God of Wisdom is restricted by the habits of cognition. How disappointing.
[4:51]Observation is the first step of any experiment, but observing the current world doesn't satisfy me. It lacks an important dimension — that of time. So I saved "segments" of all my ages, and made them into independent individuals. That's all there is to it. Indulge me, how does the God of Wisdom find my method of seeking knowledge? Hehehehe... Good. Amazing, even. Indeed. It's difficult for humans... to make peace with themselves, not to mention oneself from a different period. Simple, let me ask you this: Would any staff member ever help the subject in the middle of an experiment? It was my experiment, so why should I interfere with the results? I'm first and foremost a scholar. These results should be left to the judgment of the hypothetical "me" confronted with that outcome. But you're right, and that's exactly why I'm disappointed with the conclusion of this experiment. Oh, no. I certainly have my own convictions. They just don't fit your standards, that's all. All right, that's enough conversation for today. The experiment is over and it's time to tidy up the equipment and reclaim any useful materials. For example... the Gnosis. Lesser Lord Kusanali, you're an intelligent archon. I'm sure you understand the disparity in our combat abilities at this time... Besides, you have no way to use that Electro Gnosis in battle. Hahaha... I'm merely stating a fact. After all, I'm also a scholar. Naturally, I hope to show proper respect and dignity to the God of Wisdom. Awaken... the heavenly principles? Hmm. Do you think that's really possible? Hmph, "gamble"? How surprising. I thought you would show evidence or use rigorous reasoning to prove your point... The word "gamble" is the last thing I expected to hear from the God of Wisdom. But this is a clever move. You must have seen through me when I first captured your consciousness.
[7:33]As a scholar, I respect all possibilities. This has always been my principle and is an essential trait as an experimenter. Indeed, I can't ignore this possibility. So tell me then, what are your conditions? Price? Interesting. What price would you have me pay? Hahaha... So this is how you wish to restrict me, the most threatening opponent of the Nation of Wisdom. What you request of me is like plucking out the eyes I have placed in the dimension of time. Segments are exceptionally difficult to make. They require extremely rare resources and enormous amounts of time and effort. Requiring me to destroy them all here and now... Bravo, a suitably wise decision on your part. Yes, how very interesting... Can I assume that you have long been wary of me? Among all the versions of me, this segment you see now is the most selfish. If it weren't me, your idea wouldn't have worked. What did you see when you were imprisoned? You were observing me, and that's how you know I've long grown tired of their doubts and endless arguments. Hmph. I see. If you think all those versions of me are worth a Gnosis... Then, deal. I don't think there's any need to dwell on that. The surplus versions of me can be exchanged for a Gnosis. Do you think anyone can offer themselves at a higher price? Besides, with my abilities, it's only a matter of time until I find better "perspectives." Perhaps it's best to say... you're just temporarily ahead. But what I'd like to know is, how can you be sure that I've really erased them? Hmph.
[9:50]What a ridiculous decision! You can't be serious. How could I have been so short-sighted? You'll make this moment count. Good riddance.
[10:04]You, you will regret this!
[10:11]Well? Have you confirmed that it's complete? It truly pains me that my academic achievements have never been appreciated in my homeland. Of course, I have no interest in being rejected by this city for a third time. Another chess piece... And where is your Dendro Gnosis? No, this is a different transaction. If you intend to turn off the Akasha anyway, then there's no further use for the Gnosis of Sumeru, is there? Besides, isn't it the archon's duty to deliver what's desired of the seeker? Oh? Judging from your expression, you don't seem to find the idea very agreeable. Then let's think of it this way... Since you're the God of Wisdom, how about I exchange some knowledge with you? Let me ask you... Have you in all your mighty knowledge ever heard the rumor that "the skies of Teyvat are fake"? That's the secret hidden by Irminsul concerning the "truth" of this world... Once I finish telling you about this, it will be time for me to say goodbye. With negotiations, we've all gotten what we wanted. I'm very glad I got to meet you like this. Did you really think you would be able to see through my plan? Oh, but you're quite wrong — there is one other person. Hm, some may not see him as a person, but... you told him yourself: "You're not a puppet. You're a human... you're just missing a heart." It's no trouble at all... Patience is a virtue which I have in abundance. This is all part of a carefully controlled experiment. If you must know, I am happy to divulge my true identity. I am a Fatui Harbinger. Call me "The Doctor." Just to create a minor inconvenience for your nation. Hehe, look how even the righteous soul is filled with venom when faced with its demise. My device functions precisely as you say. It is the only chance you have of preventing a catastrophe and keeping the truth from the outside world. However... I did not make it with you in mind. It is easier for a person to be possessed by evil spirits when they are filled with hate. So, give in to your fury... I want to see what happens when a malevolent heart is placed into an unsuspecting puppet. Make no mistake: Even without you, that pure, innocent puppet would only end up being used by someone else instead. What other reason would a human have for befriending one who is not of our kind? What a beautiful way to see the world. It almost makes me feel a little guilty... Hm, then out of respect for you, I shall redefine myself. Think of me as a monster or a demon, if you wish... At least this way, your death is not a consequence of your own folly turning you into an easy target. You simply lost to something more powerful than you could ever hope to defeat. I say, Mr. Niwa, let's see what happens. Will your puppet friend become a human? No, that will prove quite impossible. Mr. Niwa? ... Tsk, already dead. What a pity. Phew.
[14:14]Jester, I have completed the task you gave me. Creating a gap and infiltrating Inazuma's inner workings... Heh, what fun it was.
[14:30]I'd like to introduce a puppet to you. If he proves useful, let's make him our newest comrade. And if not... let's turn him to dust. Welcome. I look forward to a fruitful collaboration. You seem impatient? You should know that becoming a god is far from a trivial affair. You were the most resilient test subject I ever came across. Thanks to you, I was able to garner a great deal of information. Alas, after that, you were under orders to remain in the Abyss. We barely saw each other, and it became difficult to further refine the knowledge I had gained. I suggest you speak to me in a more respectful tone, Scaramouche. The mere fact of your utility does not make you indestructible.
