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[0:08]>> Every single person that has come to my stream today has said, "You got any drugs, Hutch?
[0:08]He's like a like a burning phoenix and it came out of the the fiery ashes if it had diabetes.
[0:08]Oh, >> well, got to be quicker than that, robot [ __ ] >> They're fighting inside the room.
[0:08]There is many times in a man's life where there is a fork in the road between choosing what is right and what is wrong.
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[0:08]Is Hutch on meth again? >> Every single person that has come to my stream today has said, "You got any drugs, Hutch? You got any of those?" >> Those are my bots. I'm sitting at home with >> Nick Ms. You should have seen this guy yesterday. If you've never seen a fat guy on meth, watch last night's stream. He whooshed whoosh whooshed across the screen. You couldn't even he was like a flash of light. You couldn't see a thing. >> Wow. >> Killing, murdering a mythical fat dragon. >> Mhm. Yeah. He's like a like a burning phoenix and it came out of the the fiery ashes if it had diabetes. Mhm. It was insane. >> With small hands though. With small hands. >> Yeah. With small wings. Small wings on the phoenix. If I'm taking toes off the the green googly bushes ass. >> Uhhuh. I'm on I'm on the [ __ ] moon. You I I'm a believer in the fine arts of herbology. >> I'm picking up a blue vest and pretending I'm the checkout guy at Walmart. I don't know what planet I'm on. You're talking about No, I believe me. I'm on you on that one. I'm I'm on you. But what I'm telling you is is math. >> Okay. Honestly, could you illicitly sell me your drugs illegally to my house by mail? >> Yeah, sure. For >> all legal purposes, this is a joke. Of course. >> It's a joke. >> For legal purposes, let's all get a quick chuckle because this is a joke. Of course, I'm Cuz this is a joke. I'm going to say for legal purposes. Of course, I'm washing an aderall down with a beer currently. >> Okay. Well, My god, this Yang Wing is great. >> Uhoh. >> We're done. >> As God intended. That's what God meant for us. >> Okay, dude. Charge. >> Yo, when I when I really yell, can you hear me, P? No, I'm going silent. 5050. 5050. >> No. No. It's got to be at least 8020. I got to change some [ __ ] >> Well, um Well, >> I'm going 90 dBs. 90 dBs. >> 90 dBs. >> Here we go. >> Here we go. >> Well, no. No. No. No. No. >> Ready. >> Okay. You Okay. I Okay. I don't think you understand how microphones work at all. Turning up the decibels doesn't decrease the top threshold. >> 90gative9. >> That makes no [ __ ] sense. All right. Let's ride. Ooh. Oh. >> Oh, me. >> The best one on Amazon. >> Oh, I do not think so, actually. Oh, >> well, got to be quicker than that, robot [ __ ] >> They're fighting inside the room. Inside the room. >> Let's get him. There. >> Take that, fool. >> I think they're on green. >> They're behind us. >> Behind me, >> are they? Okay. >> Yeah. Well, wait. What? >> Dude, I'm just having a horrible raid. >> There you go, Jeep. There you go, Jeep. >> Hey, bud. >> Hey, how you doing? >> Reown. >> From where? From where? Broke him. Broke him. Corner. >> Yeah. >> I see. I'm coming. I'm coming. We're on this edge. >> Oh, there's there at least two. At least two. Nick, leave and go up here tower. >> I'm already I'm already with him. >> Yeah, we're together forever. >> Not challenge. >> Oh my god. I'm going to die immediately >> in room. >> No, you're good. >> Oh, no. I don't feel too good. >> Call me. Call me. Call me. >> I have to double check, but I'm not going back over there. You not Oh, there he is. There he is. >> I see I see. >> One, one, one, one. >> I see you. He's dead. >> Good teammate. That guy's good. The guy in the shack is really good. >> Yeah. Where are you cheating? Yeah. >> He's really good. >> On your way to P. Wait, there's a team fighting us. Come back. Come back. >> Going in. >> Oh, you [ __ ] Okay. Watch. He's going in. >> What? Help. Help. Help. Help. I'm throwing a nade. >> There's only one there, guys. You can just watch him. >> Please win that. You're better. >> I don't even get to see him. I don't I don't >> Okay, he might be cheating. He said [ __ ] on. >> I never saw him. >> There's one more. Nick, get in there. Get in there. He's He's hard. >> Swing Nick. Swing Nick. >> We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. >> Get back here. Higan. Oh, I'm going to die. >> I'm still going to talk [ __ ] even though I didn't kill him. >> You furry. >> Ooh. Get [ __ ] on. Get [ __ ] on, [ __ ] >> Get [ __ ] on, [ __ ] Ooh. What you looking Look what are you looking What are you looking for down there? Huh? Couple pennies. Looking for a couple pennies, are you? >> Maybe a quarter or two. >> Heal your body. Heal yourself. >> They're just hanging around. >> Heal yourself right now, man. There's too much going on. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I don't know who that guy is. >> Team I'm a team and we both swing. Come here. >> Hey, are your team need a fourth? >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I don't think there'll be a very open for it. Hutch is on his revenge right now and he's on meth. >> Man, is tripping. >> Uh yeah, Ank be tripping. Jin dead ass. No cap. That's what I say for sizzle. >> He's one. He's one. He's one. He's one actual. >> Looks like we're dying. I don't know. The data is inconclusive. >> There's another guy on top. Do it. >> Oh no. Looks like we might be winning. Actually, I think we might be >> Oh, no. We No, we didn't. The second >> does not sound like you guys are winning. >> No, no, we didn't win. No, we didn't win. There is no need for these hostilities. >> You must remember it is us against the Ark. We cannot be fighting these trivialities. We will destroy ourselves while the Ark take over. >> The Ark are using They're using it to pit us against each other. >> Oh [ __ ] >> No, no, no, no. Don't kill me. >> No, no, no. Guys, >> don't kill that one. He's like kind of ugly and I feel bad for him. >> Against the arc now. >> Wait, don't kill that one. He's ugly. He's ugly. >> Don't shoot me, please. >> Oh. Oh. Well, hello, good sir. Oh, no. Don't kill that one. He's ugly. He's ugly. Oh, >> okay. All right. I'll let you kill that one. I'll let That's fine. You can have that one. You can have that one. Mr. paper. There is many times in a man's life where there is a fork in the road between choosing what is right and what is wrong. >> Change my mind. Per get out of here before I change my mind. >> What the What the hell? What the Where the hell am I supposed to go? I All right. I'll see you later, I guess. >> Don't trust you. I've watched you enough. >> All right. Well, all right. See you later now. I suppose I'm going to go see if these guys revive me. Oh, [ __ ] They're not. Yo, I'm tell if you revive me, I'll go kill him. I I'll come. I'll go kill him. They can go. >> Don't give me. >> I have to fulfill my promise first. >> I got you, boys. Don't you worry. I'm going in right now. Oh my god. >> I'm going in. >> Oh [ __ ] All right. Hey guys, I'm going to join your team if that's chill. You guys mind if I join your guys' team? >> I'm switching teams. I'm switching teams. I'm making an announcement. All right. What's the What's the game plan here, guys? What's the game strategy? How we take these guys out? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, Peter. >> Thank you, good. Let's get these guys. Get them, boys. >> Got one for you, Peter. >> Judge. Got one. Oh, that's me. That's me, sir. Oh, that's me. >> I switched teams. I made an announcement. I made an announcement. I switched teams. >> You killed the guy. I >> I got one. I got one. >> There's two dead in there. We're doing good so far. >> Thank you. Good sir. I I won't let you down. I'm on ad. >> I know you're on meth hunt, but I'll handle this one. >> Oh, that's me again. That's That's me again. >> User. No worries. No worries. >> [ __ ] >> Nah, we're fine. Look at this guy. I can't even shoot through the window. This stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] you. Oh [ __ ] >> But you are not. >> All right. Terrible. >> Not bro. >> Oh, not happy. Happy happy. I'm suffering. >> [ __ ] Huh? I start crawling. >> Did we win? >> I start crawling. It's horrible. >> Oh, good work. >> We're the winners. >> Hey, how you doing, Boogeyman? >> Oh my god. >> I'm a nice guy. >> I'm a nice guy. >> I I don't have any control over what's happening next. Oh, please. >> We need a t-shirt. >> Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. I am this gentleman in the furry outfit. All right. Thank you, boys. >> You enjoy the spoils of war is all yours. Godspeed, gentlemen. Godspeed. >> God speed, brother. >> I love you, too. I'm just going to take a like a souvenir to remember this memory by >> going to take a souvenir. Yeah, I never want to forget this. I'm just going to take a souvenir. >> Never want to forget this moment. >> It's a little sand dollar or two, you know. >> Wait, my bodies. I'm two bodies. >> I'm There's so much goop on these guys. That little one right there in the Oh, >> shut the [ __ ] up. >> Peanut's cooking. >> I'm cooking. I'm cooking. Are you going to kill me when I >> little bit of goop? >> Little bit of goop. >> How do we find these nice people, man? This is great. >> Yeah, they're buggers. They're great fellas. >> I hope you guys don't mind, but I took 176,000 space dollars worth of goop. See you guys later. >> You know what, Mr. Nick Merks, I will live in the raid vicariously. You can live vicariously through me. There you go. >> Thank you so much. >> Here we go. >> I was really feeling left out until you said that. Thank you, bro. >> Yeah. Oh, we're we're back, boys. We're Oh, we're back. >> Okay. Okay. >> God, I love playing with a controller and having no skill. Am I right, boys? >> [ __ ] you, you stupid [ __ ] >> I laid my controller on the on the desk like I usually do and it didn't kill everybody. What the hell? Wow. Starting off good. >> Hold on. Hold on. >> What? >> Hud, do you have a bobcat? >> No. He has a bobcat. >> Hud, don't you hit that button, you misread. Give me that boat at once. >> He has a bobcat. >> I would trade you a venator 4. No. Two venator fors. Two vinator fors. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. die in hell. Get one of these like you do. >> No, guys. But seriously, if we're not going to play for real, then I'm just going to leave. >> Okay. >> All right. No, if you keep throwing your life away, >> right? >> Oh, I'm listening. I'm listening. >> Then I'm just going to leave. >> Yep. >> Well, it will happen again. Will happen again. By the way, boys, I am pretty certain that the thick, sticky Asian juice that I've been putting down my throat every day, couple times a day, is actually helping a lot. You guys might want to give it a shot. I bought it off Amazon for like $22. >> What What is this called, bro? >> I don't know. I can't read the bottle. Yeah. I don't know how Chinese works cuz like is each drawing like a letter or does each drawing have like a meaning or like some are letters and some are meanings? And then what if you dispel >> if you so if you want to say house you just draw like a house >> I think. >> Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Okay. Actually let me let me verify that. Let me look up >> let me hold up hold up. House translated to Chinese. That's not how it goes. >> I don't think so. >> But I I did just Google translate house translated to Chinese and it kind of it kind of looks like a bit of a house like a modern home maybe. >> Yeah, just from what I've seen. M >> thank you for your infinite wisdom and knowledge, Mr. Dickmax. Thank you. >> You didn't even say anything. Oh gosh. Woo. It's going to be a great night. Wow. >> I'm never been more focused in my entire life. >> What he's saying is the meth is hitting his veins. That's what he's saying. Nick, >> I took half a tablet this morning and I said, "Fuck it. I'm just going to take another full one tonight." And to be honest, don't know if that was the play, but we're here. Are are we staying? Are you doing the thing? >> Let's ride. >> We're lay raid. >> Oh, clers a clue. >> Oh, they're here. They're here. Oh, dingle. Oh, dingle. I'm going in. I don't know if I cracked any. I didn't hear any shields. Oh, bro. Broken. Broken. >> We got one. Got one. Got one. One. >> [ __ ] Another one. Another one. Oh, nice. Nice. >> You're great. You're doing great. >> Hold that [ __ ] Pet with your life. >> I'm on it. I'm my prim and my prim. >> He's flanking him. He's playing him. Got one. Got one. One down. One down. One down. Okay. Sheen mid. In mid machine, I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. >> Watch. You're muted. >> Coming. >> Okay. >> On me. On me. >> Here we go. >> Got you. I'm just I'm got still good. You're still back. Back. Back. >> They're still They're somehow up. Wait, what? Heal. [ __ ] >> they're on both sides, Nick. Both sides. >> Got one. Got one. >> Come back. Come back. Come back. >> There's one. There's one. >> Nice. >> Another one down. Another one down. Two down. Two down. >> Nice. Nice. I think this should be >> Die. Die, you piece of [ __ ] This is our house. This is our house. >> You're so sexy and hot and they don't went down there by the way. You see that, boys? You see that? You should get your [ __ ] pens and papers out. Jot a little of that down. >> That's how you do it. Mhm. Mhm. Army. Everybody's ratting. Peanut. >> We've got you. We got you. We're coming. We're coming. I've got you. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. [ __ ] Man. >> Take that, fool. >> Don't go yet. Peanut. Give me. >> I'm going in. I'm going in. Broke one. Broke one. This one's not broken. Sure. Sure. Don't kill me or God will hate you forever. God will hate you. God will hate you. Oh no. Who knows? He already >> see what happened. It was I Uh-oh. Oh no. >> Oh, this locked. >> Oh no. Oh no. >> It was just two. I think it was just two. >> Oh goodness gracious. No. Oh goodness gracious. Oh. Oh, goodness gracious. Oh, goodness gracious. >> They're literally waiting for I keep forgetting you have to Oh, goodness gracious. Okay, we got We can't >> Oh, goodness gracious. >> No, no, no, no, no. >> Yeah. I mean, they're just looking at me through the [ __ ] walls, man. >> Right. Right. >> Feels bad. >> And no amount of meth saving us from those animals. >> Who is this? Big Albert? >> No way. I just got killed by a [ __ ] named Big Albert. Um, I'm recycling bobcats, by the way, to empower another bobcat. So, that doesn't count. Just FYI, I want that. I want you to know it's not against the bungulator religion to recycle Bobcat to repair a bobcat. Mhm. Mhm. And I just spent everything I did on this weapon instead. Perfect. Oh, Hutch, come on, man. We walk up the stairs, three are sitting in corners. I I climb a ladder. Two are sitting in corners. What's going on out here, man? >> We got to Yeah, we got to stay together. >> Oh, yeah. [ __ ] I was thinking the same thing. I Oh, man. I saw that. I saw that. Yeah, dude. I wake up every day to some [ __ ] groaning on Twitter. It's actually >> I see I seen the I see the latest. >> Dude, if if I if if if waking up to grown men beefing with a peanut was a sport, I'd be [ __ ] LeBron James. I would genuinely be LeBron James. I >> Yeah. You can't be happy. You can't be proud. >> Yeah. No being happy. If I see a single haha or a smile in the chat, you're [ __ ] banned. You're getting out of here. If I see a single haha or I'm having a good time or I'm or or or I just got a promotion or my my wife we just renewed our vows, I'm [ __ ] banning you. You piece of [ __ ] I if I see another happy [ __ ] I'm killing them in the game. In the game, for the game. Are you happy in the game? >> Then get out. Then get out. No happiness. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. >> Miserable. Like everybody on Reddit. >> Only [ __ ] here. And that is it. >> That's right. That's right. You see something nice, [ __ ] about it. That's the way. >> You're proud of where you're from. [ __ ] you. You piece of garbage. You piece of [ __ ] You are leaking where we are going to 200,000 people. That can't be smart. I haven't chosen the map yet, dumbass. You are not the [ __ ] leader. You can't pick the map. >> I'm not the leader. Ride. >> What? One's really weak. I hit him three times. Renie, >> I'm about to kill one. Peanut. Feel free to him. Oh, bishu. Lock it in, boys. >> One. >> I'm going in there. >> Charge. >> Yeah, you are very by yourself. >> Go in. Go in. >> I'm coming. >> Oh my god. >> He survived. They just survived. >> Yep. Heard. Where they at? Left or right? >> Left. Two on the left. Two on the left. >> Over here. >> Please go. Please go. Please go. Two here, Nick. >> Crack one hard. >> That's the meth man. >> You put him down, boys. >> Kill one >> dog street. Oh my god. Please save me. Please. I'm about Oh my Hutch. Actually lick my sack for not reviving me. >> I'm so sorry, bro. Crack both. >> Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] >> I'm actually so sorry. >> I think they're going to bring that. >> I forgive you. Watch out. One shot on me. Yep. I'm coming over. >> There goes another Bobcat. >> My gun won't pull out. Last one's to your right. He's swinging you. >> Get him. Get him. >> Beautiful. >> No way. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Come on. Did you see that? >> That was awesome. >> Control. I take back everything I said behind your back between me and Hudson on Discord DMs. Holy crap. That was incredible. >> All right. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] >> Just disrespect him. Disrespect his body. [ __ ] him, my little baby. >> Yeah. Yeah. Spit on him. >> Spit on him. >> All the gra that god. >> Oh, welcome back, Hutch. Welcome back. Are you ready? >> Are you okay, buddy? >> Oh, he's [ __ ] It's over. Yeah. Oh, he's just messing around. Oh, Hutch. I'm looking at Hutch's stream right now and I um I don't think it's going great. >> Let me see. >> I don't I It doesn't look like it's >> going that great. It >> Yeah. >> Um >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. >> Hey, boys, you guys should uh go run one. >> Okay. Well, okay. We can run one. We can run one. Okay. Don't worry, Nick. We got this easy. All we have to do is find a team that's taking the matog actively, kill them, take the matog supplies, and kill it ourselves. >> Mhm. We about that. >> Okay. It's a It's a little adventurous, P, given the night we've had, but >> it will be fine. >> [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] I'm in. I'm in, man. You want to do it, we'll do it, >> dude. Let's do it >> on one condition. You got you I'm team leader this game. >> Oh, you're not. >> You owe me one. >> You're going to get us killed. >> Hey, fine. You could be team lead of this one raid. This one game. >> Mhm. >> One game. Nice. >> We'll have team leader for this one game. One game. One game. >> Right in front of us. Lock the [ __ ] in. >> Follow me, boys. >> They don't know. They don't know. I'm waiting on you. Waiting on you. And we shoot. Ready. Shoot. Okay. over there. >> I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. >> Now we're talking. >> Time to die. >> Oh my goodness. Thank you, Gucci. Thank you, sir. Kill him quickly. We have to get this group. There's more on the way. >> I'm setting up down low. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. back online. >> You just called me a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> W [ __ ] [ __ ] >> No, don't die. P >> What do you What do you mean don't die? I'm I'm fine. >> Well, your your health bar is just really weird looking. >> I've never been better. >> Okay. >> Oh, okay. >> Oh, okay. >> All right. All right. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I didn't see the lasers. It tricked me. There was no lasers that time. I want that on the record. There was no lasers. It didn't look like he was looking at me. >> I'm right. >> Wait. Right here on my right. >> Oh, Toss. Toss. Toss. >> Right here on the right. In the pipe. In the pipe. Oh, here he is. Here. >> They've got a Tempest. They've got a Tempest. You hear that? Look at that. They have a Tempest >> right here. Right here. Right here. Right. >> Okay. Is up here. >> I'll play it up. Are you going with me? >> Two. Toss right there on the wall. >> I'm going over to you. >> We're pushing different teams. >> If you call a Tempest of Jupiter one more time or the other way. >> I mean, I mean I mean Jupiter. Sorry. Jupiter. Jupiter. Jupiter. Jupiter. My apologies. My apologies. Right in front of me. P. I'm kind of waiting on you, buddy. You ready? Oh, okay. You're just shooting. Okay, that's fine, too. >> Got him. >> Good job, buddy. Well, I got him. Take credit if you want. >> Well, I got the head shot. It was cool. >> Okay, I got two. He There's two up in the tower. Okay, they got some decent shots on them. >> Broke one. >> Nice shot. Nice shot. Yeah. Yeah. Spoke two, bro. Two. One down. One down. God, >> this hits Mr. Nick versus S. Get these full kills real quick and I'm coming. Got both full kills. Coming. Coming. Heal up. Heal up. Heal up first. You want to snap hook up there? >> I'm going in. I'm going in. >> I'm coming right now. >> Oh [ __ ] Well, I'm going to go ahead and leave now. They were They were more ready than I thought. Oh my goodness. We just got side by another team. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. And he's coming. Oh, wait. They They killed the other guy. >> Wait. Last one on me. Last one on me. Got him. I got him. >> Whole team dead. Whole team dead. >> Where's the other team? Where's the other team? >> They're on the building. We're good. We're good. They got sniped. >> We're doing it. We're doing it. >> I'm above you. Are you okay? >> I I've never been better. >> All right. Wait. We got We got more goop behind. Be become come be these two guys behind us real quick. >> Oh, good thinking. Good thinking. >> I I killed two in the pipes. We didn't even loot them yet. >> Well, correct. I killed one. I killed one of those guys. >> You got one. I got one. We killed We killed a team in the Oh, >> who's that? Who's that? >> I don't know. >> Oh. Oh, there's the top of sniper tower. >> I don't have a ready for this man. >> Serpentine. Serpentine. >> Serpentine. I'm hitting him. It'll be the goo. Okay. >> Hey, don't get any ideas about that team top tower, okay? I'm the team leader. The the order right now is to loot both these bodies. >> Okay. >> Oh my god. >> All right. My shield's broken. Do you have a wall by chance, Coner? Well, I've got a wall. >> Take that, [ __ ] Gotcha. Get off the boat. >> They're doing it right. Look, he's looking. He's Well, no. The top's not even off. Get out of my way. >> Let's leave. >> Oh my god. I have a Renegade 4 with a blue compensator three, blue magazine, and a gold stock. >> You got a You got a gold stock? >> Thanks, boys. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Yeah, I got to go suck on the renegade >> here, bro. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Damn. >> That's good goop. Damn. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Smoke grenade. >> Oh, nice. Don't spin it all in one place. >> Yeah, honestly, we did survive that raid. >> Did we change something? Was there >> no >> Was there like another factor in play? Uh, let's see. Hold up. We did We didn't survive any of the raids before. Then we survived that raid. We changed something. >> Guys, can I be Can I be honest? >> It didn't feel like we were Can I be honest? We were lighter as a team. >> I'm so high up in the sky right now that if I don't get into another [ __ ] raid, I'm going to start seeing demons. Okay. So, >> this [ __ ] up on it, boss. On it. Own it. >> I'm bringing things. >> Yeah, me too. and dried. >> I must know how I beat the [ __ ] out of him. But in a in a and if we in an alleyway and he gets a hold of my legs. Gee g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g je g jeez. >> What are you talking about? I >> don't even know where they are half the time. >> Your friend >> Dylan Dannis. >> Oh, >> your best friend. >> Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. Dylan Dannis. That's >> You thought I could take them? I said hell no. Not Not in an alleyway. Put on some boxing gloves. I'm pretty sure my mom could take them. Lord knows that was [ __ ] ugly last time. But >> yeah, I Yeah, I I don't know if he knows that the world is in a UFC ring. I've got a 4 foot long rifle over here that shoots 400 shots a second here, bro. I don't think it's going to make much of a difference how good you are with your fists. Yeehaw.

[29:54]It wasn't the UFC. It was Who was it then? Bella >> I don't know. >> Bellator. Bellator. Yeah. >> Bellator. >> Is that like the water boys for the UFC? >> No. >> Let's go down there. Mr. P. >> Hey, hold on. Hold on. Made it to the miners myself here. Hold on. >> Hold on, guys. Nick V is in a friend group with a guy that did the same thing. [ __ ] You're a piece of [ __ ] You're a piece of [ __ ] >> You're a piece of [ __ ] >> Sing. Oh. >> Oh. Take it behind us. Take it behind us. >> I got the battle, boys. >> Holy [ __ ] We hear about that one later. >> We're doing it. We're doing it. >> That guy. >> You guys cover my six. I'll push him. No. No. >> Cover my six. Cover my six. >> That's a bad life choice, bro. >> Cover my six. >> I don't have any range. I just got a tempy. >> Oh my gosh. You're going >> Well, then you should Well, you should go for sure then. >> He's He's in the pipes. One's moved towards the pipes. >> No, there's one right here. >> Oh my goodness. >> Head shot. One. >> Double head shot. Double head shot. >> Watch out. Overhead. >> Who's nice? You see it, boys? We're cooking. >> Got one. >> Got you, P. Got you. I'm doing a left and flick on him. >> Yep. I'm with you. Two on you. Two on you in the rockery >> over there. >> The run James, one dead. >> He's looking. >> Two dead. >> I just cooking. >> He's didn't die. Now he's dead. >> Where's the one at? >> Where's that? >> Right here. Right here. >> Three. Three dead. All three. >> Good word, team. >> Okay. Okay. Little bit of goop. Did he have it? Oh, he had something really nice. That's for sure. And the way Peanut pounced on that body like a lion on a wounded gazelle. >> Yo, you guys had a popc with a gold sock. >> Yep. Yep. That was my body. All right. Yep. >> Hey, new team. New team. >> Snipers. >> Gotcha. >> They're already going up. They're already going up. >> Oh, that's not good. >> No, we're good. I got an offer. >> Oh, this is a sticky situation, boys. This is a sticky one. >> One climbing up here on the right and then one on this right door and then one top left. >> Okay, look there. They got grapples. He went to the He went max height. >> Got shoot. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I like I'm literally going to go to top red and shoot that guy off maxite. >> That's a good plan. Got him on it. >> What are we >> Are they pushing now? >> I don't know. >> Still up top. Top. >> Ding. Head shot at one. >> Cracked one. Crack one. Crack one as well. Bro, I'm fine pixels right now. >> Nice. We push over there. >> They don't seem too tough. We can take them easy, boys. >> Hutch on your right. New burn team. Burn the team. Three. Three >> on my right. >> These guys good. >> I cracked one shot one. >> These guys are good. You said another team coming in from the south. >> Yeah, brand new team. >> Wait. Yeah, it's a Brandon. >> Hit two. Hit two. They're blasting. They're blasting. Now's our chance. >> Now's our moment. >> He's right. He's right. He's right. I I I knocked a new one. Another guy here. Charge. I'm going to get up in the window. >> On the left side. >> At window. >> Yeah. P you should go. You should go roof. >> B. >> I got shot from my left. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> One just went up. >> P. Oh man. P. I need you. Oh my god. >> Oh, Dingle. >> Ping. >> I'm on top. I'm on top. >> Not good. >> I don't know if that helped was too much at the moment. The hell is he doing? I've never seen that technique before. Write it down. Write it down. >> I'm working for you, Nick. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. They're on both sides for >> Oh my great googly moogly. That thing is juicy. >> Should be in these little in these little cracks. gun. Oh [ __ ] >> Where'd they go? Oh, like know everything. >> Thought we were safe there for a second. >> Yeah, I know. Anyone below SP? >> Uh, right in front of you. Right in front of you. Right there. >> Can you shoot arc? Can you shoot AR? >> Got you. Got you cheap. >> Cracked one. >> Oh. Oh, he's dead. Oh, that one's dead. That one's dead. >> Shot is not dead. He's right here on the right. Cracked. There's like all All three are there. Charge. >> One knocked. I don't understand how he's not knocked. Still up. He is knocked. >> One knocked. Please shoot. >> I'm dead. I'm dead. What the hell? Even killed me. I just >> knocked one. >> Nice. I killed the other. Give me a second. >> Where the hell is he going? >> All dead. We're the winners. >> Good work, dude. >> Yes, sir. >> Good work, team. Good work. >> Broke the shield. >> I loot one of these guys for a shield. >> Shut up, [ __ ] >> You guys loot. >> What? What's that? What? What does that smoke? >> That's Spanish. What does that mean again, >> [ __ ] >> What the What the [ __ ] did you just call me? I killed one over here at the incline. I don't know where he went. >> You killed three people on red roof. >> No idea, >> dude. Team up here. >> Am I crazy? >> Okay. >> Head shot at that guy. >> Just hang about here for a second. You have one. >> See, I would love to. All right, I'll just put it right here. >> Oh, thanks, boys. Good eye. with that guy. >> Good. All right. >> Let me know when we're leaving. Watch. I got a Toro with a blue joke on it for >> is what I would say if that wasn't obviously a test. Of course, I knew I had an extra blue shield. >> Do I look like an idiot to you? >> I mean, the test holding red right now. >> All right. You want to kill him, man? >> Take that, fool. Shot his [ __ ] off. So, the only problem is is how how how are we going to get over there from here? Leave it to me. The back left. >> Okay. >> These guys are hitting me behind walls. So, good luck, boys. >> We don't need luck. >> No. No. Become peac We can just go. >> We don't need luck. >> We can't go that way. >> Yes, we can. Lock it in. Nicks, lock it in. This is our moment. Our moment to shine. >> I'm going in. They have not missed a shot on me. >> What the hell? >> Okay, you that was a bait. Going in, com. >> Oh, >> you [ __ ] >> My snap hook broke. >> I cracked two here. >> Going in. >> Oh, I might get pushed. There's only two up top. There's one on me and one on like your left, your left corn on those things. >> One guy. >> Yes. Got one. Got one. >> You're [ __ ] I I smoked the guy. Hut. You can just do it. You can just do it. Hard. >> Got two. Got two. Two down. Two down. >> Oh my god. Let's go. >> Charge. Get out of here. Clanker. >> One dead. Other one got red somewhere. >> I got you. I got you. I got you. >> The sir. >> All dead. All dead. All dead. >> We're the winners. Hooray. >> Yo. Yo. >> All right. Listen. Listen. Where did this fool go? >> We We have to loot very fast and we need to reset very fast. >> Where this guy be? >> He was right here when I killed him. I don't know. >> Where'd he go? Where'd he go? >> We got to We got to find We got to find We got to find him. He'll get away. >> Where'd he go? >> I'm looking this way. >> How could he have caught over the edge? I thought it >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. For sure. >> I know what you're saying, but >> I hear you. >> Keep your peepers open, boys. >> Bush. He's by me in the bush somewhere. >> In the bush. >> Hey, get over here, Peanut. He's somewhere in the bush. >> I'm giving you eagle eye view. You know for sure he's over here >> tree tree tree right here little >> stuck in the pipe pushy across the map [ __ ] >> you tell him Hutch >> I'm bringing him over Hutch oh you're already going okay him I saw that Nick don't think nobody saw How'd you know? I saw that. [ __ ] >> Don't you worry. I'm on the way. H. >> Did you put two on? Got both. >> Oh [ __ ] >> What the hell? >> Oh [ __ ] >> I would love for anyone to do anything. I'm calling to you next. That's not my expertise, bro. I can help you. I got you. I got you, Chief. No soldier left behind. I got you, Chief. TK. >> This fireball is you go. >> And we're back. >> Me. >> And got stepped on again. >> The on me even. No, I just got >> Give me your Give me your I'll go up there and place him. What the [ __ ] is happening out here? >> I got to do this. >> There's a thousand of them. >> Careful. Get stuck in here. >> I'm going in. >> Oh [ __ ] Watch out. >> Yeah, I did. Oh, good. New behind me. I'm dead. How you doing, Hud? Are you >> Can you shoot a [ __ ] drone? Peanut bones. Hold it. No. Not happy. Happy happy. We're dying over here. I >> fight for our lives. Did you get the mines? >> Yeah, I got the mines. Okay, hold on. I have no shield left. Just please not everybody die. Hold it. Hold it. >> Three mines. PETA. Give me a mine. I'll put three. I don't care. Give me three. >> I'm going in. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Witness me. Witness. Yeehaw!

[43:18]>> I hear that. >> It's a dagger. >> I hear it. I like what I hear. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's on fire. Fire. We're doing it. We're doing it. I'll throw a wolf back at it. Oh my god. There's a team in here, guys. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. Down with the spider. Down with the spider. Oh. Oh no. Oh. Oh my god. Oh. Trying to live. Oh, don't shoot. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. There's no way that's real. I'm in so much pain right now. That was unfortunate circumstances. Uh, but I am proud to have died for my team. I am proud to have laid it all on the line so that my subordinates under my leadership could survive. If I could go back, I would do it. I would do it the same. If I could go back, if I had a time machine, I would do I would do it again. >> I would do it again. right there, bro. >> That's the man right there. That's the man right there. >> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Let's get in there, boys. >> I love you, [ __ ] >> I love you, [ __ ] I'll never stop loving you, [ __ ] If this [ __ ] doesn't hit the space button right now, holy [ __ ] I'll be Never back down. Never what? >> Never give up. >> Never back down. Never what? Never give up. That's right. You've got this. You know what? You've got this. >> I will vote $50 to anyone watching the stream and it's in this game to wait at the extract until the last moment to kill him. That's what I want to see. >> Do I not have a hash key? >> No. >> No. Don't say it. >> Are we serious? >> Are we super duper for real right now? Oh man, I really did that, bro. Look at my shoes though. >> You're dripping, son. >> That's kind That's That's crazy, right? >> Yeah, you're dripping. >> Yeah. Well, I actually don't think I have a hatch key. Yeah, [ __ ] it. Whatever. And I Excellent Ray, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> All right. >> I'm glad we sat there for 20 minutes before he realized he didn't have hands. That was great. >> Oh my gosh, I'm out of herbles. >> I've been out of herbles for weeks. >> All right, here's my thing. Okay, we always go to the fights. How about we sit here for literally 5 seconds and wait for all the fights to come to us? No, >> I I don't think so. Okay. >> I think we go towards the fights even more. >> Oh. Oh, yeah. >> Catch him by surprise. >> Mhm. >> She is the team. >> That's a great idea. That's a I mean, what? I'm sorry for speaking out of line. That's okay. >> I'm sorry for speaking out of ter. Just don't let it happen again, Lucky. >> Okay. >> All right. Now, team leader, I know that you know you're you have been a team leader for many moons. >> Many many moons. >> They say you're 2,000 years old. >> 4,000. 4,000 years. >> 4,000. 4,000. And you know, look, I don't want to disrespect that. >> I just want to speak analytically, >> okay? >> And say that every single goddamn time tonight that you've said, "I'm going in," you've died. >> I'll have to run the numbers on that one. I'm not so sure that's right. >> Okay. Just maybe we slowed down. I'm going in. >> Maybe we add a new one. What about We're going in. >> Okay. All right. Okay. You know what I mean? >> We're going in. died. Yeah, >> they're in already. >> Oh, well then >> and all I have is a renegade. >> I've got a Vinator. >> I didn't know you have feet. Your feet. I saw [ __ ] awesome. >> I'm a furry. >> No, he didn't have feet. >> The raccoon on my head. >> You see it? >> They're in. They're already in. >> Well, let's get them. Get Minty fresh. >> All right. >> Lock in. >> We are initiated. >> Who's that? We told you trap behind us. Be right here. What the hell? >> Don't go in there. Fish. Go in. Go in. >> Okay. >> Got you. >> I walled it. You can push. You can push. You can push. You can push. Eat my poop. My [ __ ] Eat my poopy. My shitty. My poop. Oh, fat ass is on the way. I >> other one's far on the pillar. >> Right here. Right here. Right here. weak. >> They're disassembling the wall right now. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my goodness. >> They're disassembling the wall behind you guys. >> Got you. Got you. I'm stuck between a rock and a couple hard men. Gentlemen, be careful one to get out of. >> Take it down. Take it down. Take it down. Take it down. Got you. I'm on you. I'm on you. Take it. I got to hold you guys the opposite way. You got to win that. >> Oh, handle this one. Did you get hit? >> Rack two. >> Book on the right. Brook on the right. >> Yeah, I brought one on the right, too. >> Oh, I don't I don't need shot by another team behind him. There's a four team. >> Okay. Mhm. Mhm. >> Holding these guys honest over here on my side. Let me see. >> One down. One down. >> Two down. Two down. One left on the left. >> That's lobby team. Put >> whole team. Whole team dead. Whole team dead. Die. Die. Die. >> Lobby team now. Got him. Boy, the one on the right. >> I got a wall on you if you need it. >> P. You should try to loot the guys behind and get a blue shield. >> Gucci pouch. Gucci pouch. >> I'm not even seeing this guy shooting me. >> Little bit of goop. >> One's right here. P. >> A homeless encampment in here. Every stupid and poor. >> They're getting shot. They're getting thirded. Back to lane. Back to lane. Back to lane. >> Gotcha. Gotcha. >> Oh, we walled it. Never mind. Get the Get the Nick. One's right off in front of you. Nick to your left. Front left. Flicky on him. >> Got one. >> I'm coming from the right side. >> Got thirst. >> Go. Go. Go in. >> Knock the other one. >> Watch our left. The whole team pillars. >> Yep. Eat my poop. Eat my [ __ ] Eat my poop. Eat my [ __ ] Eat my poop. It'll be the >> care. Oh, blue shield. >> Yep. And >> crack more goop. >> What are the drone pour? >> You are deep, dick. >> All dead. Hold on. >> Knock that guy. Nice. Oh, >> good work. We're kind of cooking. Stinky. >> Easy, baby. Easy, baby. Nice. >> Well, these guys are dumb and poor as well. >> Really? No way. >> Mhm. Everybody I've looted so far has been dumb and poor. >> Got Tempest 4 on this guy. No way. >> You got a Tempest 4. >> Tempest four. Only kidding. >> That was a free kidding. >> What the hell? Don't you kinger me, pal. I need goop. >> I'm poor. >> Kaboozy. >> Don't you kaboozy. >> The first team. Peanut. Come over here. Loot these guys. >> I already loot all those guys. >> You looted this guy over here. >> Mhm. >> I was doing it while you guys were fighting. >> Oh, good. Nice. >> Like you do. >> You know what? We'll take it. We'll take the dummy out. >> I don't hear anything. Hutch. I hear it. >> I'm not hearing nothing either. Is he making the jump? The It's opening up now. We We got to go. Charge. >> Opposite side. I'll get inside. Jump. Hitting the computers. Weak. In between blue. In between blue. I'm going in. It's one shot. One shot. One shot. Go in. Go in. Space. Jesus. >> Left on it. On it. >> Run left. Front left. Run left. Front left. >> He hates that tree. >> Nice. Go for right. Go for right. >> Holy [ __ ] Why the hell are Odin's beard? One shot, Hutch. I think he's dead. >> I can use some medical assistance whenever you have a spare moment, boys. You gentlemen, where's his amigos at? There was only one. >> I think that's it. >> Oh, we got another dumb pore. We woo. Alert. This is not attached. It's another dumb pore. [ __ ] man. Maybe he put us in the zombie cuz we've been winning so much. I heard that's a mechanic in the game. >> We change. I think it's a mechanic. Is it not mechanic? >> What? >> Yes, we we 100% reset. >> Take this small W. Let's take this small W. Mhm. Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Bad lobby. Bad lobby. Mhm. Mhm. We've already massacred all the welfare recipients. Oh [ __ ] I'm not going to lie to you, okay? I'm not going to lie to you. That was not a spite. I just hit the button. That's what Boss told me to do. All right. That's what Boss said to do. All right. Boss says, "Hit the button." I hit the button. That's what I do. >> And there's a team on him. >> No way. Look at that. Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah, natural.

[55:00]>> You got this, B. You got this. You got this, B. >> Oh, shut the [ __ ] up, bro. >> I need a hero. >> We need a hero. He's got to be 4 foot six and have patches in his beard and he's Nicks. He need a hero. >> They talking about the kid speed, man. They talking about the kid speed. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> [ __ ] you, Peanut. [ __ ] you. >> Hey, bouncer hit the button. I hate the button. When bounces hit the button, that's when you hit the button. >> God, man. >> Don't hold your lip. Just take a >> I do I I I I follow Boss's orders. I did my bond. Those guys were so poor. I want you guys to understand something on where we're at as a team. Those guys were so poor that this guy had a blue shield on him, >> but he was so poor that he had a green augment and couldn't wear the blue shield, which means he looted the blue shield and it was 100%. >> I'm telling you, we dropped a napot on the soup kitchen that I looped I looted like eight guys and got jack dick nothing.

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