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Unfair Mario | Part 2 | REGRET

Markiplier

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[0:04]Hello everybody. My name is Marklier. And for some reason, I'm back playing this game. And look, it's saved my progress. That's good. That's real good.

[0:27]Okay. All right. Oh, look, it remembers how many deaths I've had. Why, why, why do I do this to myself? Why do I choose to do this?

[0:55]Okay. I'm not going to let it get to me. I'm not going to let it get to me. Cuz I am a professional. Profoundly professional in everything that I do. Okay, the middle one. Nope. Okay. I remember this. Ah! Oh, that's not it. Ah! I thought that was going to turn around before it got me. Pass. Okay, I'm okay. I just need to calmly and collectively not let things murlize me. What? Oh! Why, why do I do this to myself?

[1:45]Ah, okay. So, let's see if I remember. All right, I'm really trying to. Ah. Oh, what the fudge? Gotta give me a double whammy.

[2:07]I remember the double whammy. Okay. I just gotta get over that. Oh, you thought you had me? Oh, you did not. Oh, wait a minute. Ah, I knew it was going to be trickys. Ah, the tricksy hobbitses. Son of a bitch. Ah! You motherfucker! I'd much rather be playing with Donkey Kong. All right. Okay. Yeah. Checkpoint! Lack mouse. I'm making, oh. Oh. Oh. I'm so angry. I am turning French. I gotta keep. What? That was not there before.

[3:00]That was not there before. Hundreds death. Yeah. Oh. Okay. All right. I'm making progress. I'm getting farther. I'm getting a little better. I just need to keep 101 deaths. That's kinda.

[3:26]Okay. I just got to wait until they get to an acceptable pattern at which I can appropriately. Ah! Son of a bitch. You motherfucker! I hate. No. Oh. Oh. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Do I go under it, over it? Under over. Over. Yes. Oh, I got to the end. Ah. Oh, I forgot that one in the end.

[4:16]Yes. Okay. If I just. Oh, it was going to go over it. That's not fair. I try. I try so hard. And I am punished. Oh, I forgot that one in the end. Okay. If I just. Oh, get back on that and jump. Okay. So, thank you all so much for watching. Click the annotations for more videos that I've done.

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