[0:01]Shrek, what? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. But it's no way to behave in front of a princess. Thanks. She's as nasty as you are. You know, you're not exactly what I expected. Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.
[0:28]Hey, Princess. Wait, wait, what are you doing? Be still, mon cheri, for I am your savior, and I am rescuing you from this green beast. Hey, that's my princess. Go find your own. Please, monster. Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are. Of course, please let me introduce myself. Oh, Mary Man!
[1:09]I steal from the rich and give to the needy. But I'm not greedy. I rescued pretty damsels. Man, I'm good.
[1:22]I like on his fight and his society little maid. What he's basically saying is he likes to get paid. So! He robs from the rich and he gives to the poor. That's bad. When a beauty's with a beast, it makes me awfully mad. I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart. Keep your eyes on the boys. We're about to start.
[1:49]Man, that was annoying. Oh, you little!
[2:21]Shall we?
[2:24]Hold the phone.
