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My Last Video...

K9

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[0:00]And just like last year and the year before, it isn't clickbait because I told you within the first five seconds, right?
[0:00]Since a lot of people got VRs for Christmas, there's a lot of new players in Gorilla Tag.
[0:00]Because imagine being a new player that's played for less than a week, and then you find one of these.
[0:00]They could just not react because they haven't been playing the game for long enough to know that this is rare.
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[0:00]Hey guys, it's me K9. And this is my last video. Of 2024. And just like last year and the year before, it isn't clickbait because I told you within the first five seconds, right? Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right? I'm over here, by the way. Anyways, in this video, I'm going to do the same thing as last year. Since a lot of people got VRs for Christmas, there's a lot of new players in Gorilla Tag. And I'm going to show the new players my finger paint. No, this isn't. Oh, Illustrator badge. Yeah. I'm going to show them my Illustrator badge. Because imagine being a new player that's played for less than a week, and then you find one of these. Yeah, how do you feel about that? All those new players are going to see it, but not you. Sorry, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. Here, you, you can have a hug. All right, let's go put a disguise on and keep the the finger paint. That's not called the finger paint. I don't know. You know, I changed my mind. I'm not going to put a disguise on this time. I lied. My name is Googooguy VR. All right, now I'm going to see if new players even know what this is. They could just not react because they haven't been playing the game for long enough to know that this is rare. Let's test it out. All right, here we go. I'm going to go into city first. Nobody's reacting so far. I don't think they know what it is. Literally, nobody's reacting, bro. Oh, I don't even have it on. What? Okay. That is just stupid. Why isn't it on? Yes, I do. Where is it? What, is it under my thing? Don't tell me I got to take my clothes off. Also, what is this wall? What is going on? My eyes hurt. Where is the badge? Okay, what? I might have to just take my thing off. Um, let's, let's swap it with. Here, let's swap it with this. Bug wings. Also, I have a tail. I don't know if you guys noticed. Now it should be completely visible. Also, since it was recently Christmas, I have one wish. For my late Christmas present, I would like everybody to subscribe. And leave a like, maybe. And maybe share the video to your grandma. Just subscribe. Please, it's Christmas. Or it was Christmas five days ago. Yay, Christmas. Subscribe. All right, now let's show people for real. Where are you is? Hello JJ. Oh, I freaked them out. Well done, K9. Wait, look at this, look at this. Yeah. He doesn't care, bro. I still have it on? Yeah, I still have it on. Let's go show the people in the stump. They're talking a lot. I want to play mini games. I'd like to play mini games. I ate baby fingers. Which would be harder to give up for a week? Sugar or music? For a week? I feel like you could do either. Yeah, I'll do music. I don't remember. Was it what was easier to give up? Or was it harder to give up? Well, either way, just give up everything and don't don't have any dreams. Dude, I'm telling you, nobody notices this badge. Let's see if this guy does. Nope. Nobody does. Maybe should I go back to the finger painter? Well, last year's video was the finger painter. This year is the el- el- Illustrator badge. Dang, that's a hard word. Hey, hey, you know what this is? I don't think he knows what that is. You're K9. Oh. I'm googooguy. I didn't talk with my real voice once, by the way. All right, I'll change the voice. I thought you're right behind. I thought there was a lava monkey right behind me, bro. I don't care. What? Sounds too young. What? What did you say? Did he hear stuff in my ear? I'm older than your mom. I'm older than your dad. I'm older than Duke Dennis. I think they're making fun of me. I I I don't know, I'm just taking. Just a guess. They just don't like the fact that I'm Googooguy VR. That's not cool of them. I'm Googooguy. Hey, look, look. I have an announcement to make. Stop bullying. Yo. Oh, now he notices. Oh. Run, run, Pingu. No, no. Pull out the stick. You can't make me. Wait, pull out the stick. What does he think I am? Oh, he must think I'm pig, bro. Yo, I've gone that good? I mean, I'm I was already better than Pig. It's kind of like a downgrade. He thinks I'm Pig. Dang. You're dumb. Yo, he has the Illustrator badge. I know. No, he doesn't. He has. Yes, he has. For me, he has. I swear to God. Yo, he changed his metadata. He's using the cosmetic. He I'm changing my metadata. I don't know what that means, but I am. Let me let me put on the finger paint. Look. Yo. There you. Put on stick.

[4:00]Why does that get a better reaction? Wait, there was a new update. Let's check it out. Oh, what is this? A jukebox. Oh, a thingy. A thingy thingy. What is this? Oh, wait, are Dude, I used to watch these videos in 2013 and I always wanted these clothes. Can you look it up? I think it's called like finger finger glow thing. And they they like do some tricks. All right, I'm going to attempt some of the tricks. Does it look original? What is this? Oh, banana? Be. Oh. Be. Oh, my God, bro. He has a back. I'll get you.

[5:13]Hey. Oh, my God, bro. He has a. Hey. Oh, my God, bro. He has a. You're just buying shiny rocks for yourself, bro. You're going to use up all your mom's credit card. Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a deal, mate. Yeah, give me a thousand in it. Cash, no, no, nothing, nothing. Don't do anything, bro. Just click off, click off. What's your name? Just click off. Don't buy anything with your mom's card. I think I have to leave before I'm what the heck? Floppy. Oh yeah, we voted for this. Wait, they they added the freak tongue. Yeah. Yeah. All right, I I got to go, bro. I I I think he just bought some for himself and he doesn't know it. You just said I sent it to you. I got to leave before I'm hold accountable for this. I'm not liable for any, um, purchases made. Oh, hey, that guy saw it. I'm going to run so he doesn't. He heard him, he said, what the flip? I got to change it. He know he knows, he knows. I got to change it. So he's schizophrenic. Which one? Which one? Badge? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that, bro? I just kissed his shoulder.

[7:09]He's coming. He's coming. Everyone's Who who? Who? The Grinch? Everyone's schizophrenic. Get off. Hey, hey guys, I have to go now. I have to go now. K9, don't go. Yeah, go ahead. Go on, mate. Go on. You can't concentrate. Oh my God, bro. Everyone's turn. Oh my God, bro. We can't we can't do anything with the. All right. Oh, I'm not even moving. It doesn't care. No, don't post that.

[7:47]All right, that's the end of the video. Please remember your Christmas present to me is subscribing. Good luck with subscribing.

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