[0:15]Listen, I don't know what you're doing skulking around during daylight hours, but I don't want any trouble in here. So hit the road. I'm not looking for any trouble either, sir. I simply want to buy a Jumbo pop for my little boy.
[0:34]You want the red or the blue pal?
[0:42]Oh, come on, kid, back up. Listen, buddy, what, there aren't any fox ice cream joints in your part of town. Uh, no, no, there are, there are. It's just my boy, this goofy little stinker, he loves all things elephant. Wants to be one when he grows up. Isn't that adorable? Who the heck am I to crush his little dreams, huh? Right? Look, you probably can't read Fox, but the sign says, We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. So beat it. You're holding up the line.
[1:15]Hello? Excuse me. Hey, you're going to have to wait your turn like everyone else. Actually, I'm an officer. Just had a quick question. Are your customers aware they're getting snot and mucus with their cookies and cream? What are you talking about? Well, I don't want to cause you any trouble, but I believe scooping ice cream with an ungloved trunk is a class three health code violation. Which is kind of a big deal. Of course, I could let you off with a warning if you would have glove those trunks and I don't know, finish selling this nice dad and his son a What was it? A Jumbo pop. Please. A Jumbo pop. 15. Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh, no, are you kidding me? I don't have my wallet. I'd lose my head if it weren't attached to my neck. That's the truth. Oh boy. I'm sorry, pal. Got to be about the worst birthday ever. Please don't be mad at me. Thanks anyway.
[2:22]Keep the change. Officer, I can't thank you enough. So kind. Really. Can I pay you back? Oh, no, my tree. It's just, you know, it burns me up to see folks with such backward attitudes towards foxes. I just want to say you're a great dad and just a a real articulate fella. Oh, well, that is high praise. It's rare that I find someone so non-patronizing. Officer, Pops, Mr. Wild. Nick Wild. And you, little guy. You want to be an elephant when you grow up? You'll be an elephant because this is Utopia. Anyone can be anything.
