[0:01]Tasha Clarkson was the new girl next door. Unlike just about every other girl in the neighborhood, she didn't hate me. Hi Chris. Hey Tasha. I always tried to play it cool around her, but every time she came out the door, it looked like this.
[0:18]But Tasha's grandmother was one of the strictest parents on the block. Where are you going dressed like that? Grandma, I have on everything but gloves. Put some gloves on. Showing your hands to people. And it was 79 degrees. So, I figured the smartest thing to do was to just leave Tasha alone.
[0:41]Chris, come quick. I need you. So much for that plan. Do you see it? Chris, do you see it? Oh. Yeah, I see it. But what do you want me to do with it? Get it out. Get it out of my closet. She screamed like the mouse had a gun.
[1:18]Thank you. No problem. To you that just looked like a kiss on the cheek, but to me it felt like this.
[1:32]Yo. Little dude from across the street. Come here. Listen man, I don't have any money. I don't want your money, little dude. I want to know how you got Tasha. Got Tasha what? Come on, little dude. I saw that. Every little dude on the block been trying to get next to her. Little dude from up on the third floor. Little dude from around the corner. Little dude with the funny leg. Little dude that be with big dude. Kenny. Now I know why they can't get nowhere. Little dude from across the street is on the case. Why you ain't tell nobody? Hey, well, you know. That's what you said when you didn't want to lie, but you didn't want to tell the truth. I underestimated you, little dude. I didn't think you had it in you. Tasha. Mean it's her grandmom is? You a bad man, little dude. Just do me a favor. Don't tell anybody. Keep between me and you. Little dude from across the street. Nailed it. I should have told them the truth that nothing happened, but hey, well, you know.
