[0:00]Come on. I love you, Harvey. Who are you? I'm not Bruce Wayne. Don't I know it.
[0:15]I'm not here. What what are you doing here? Are you watching different strokes? Uh, yeah, what's a touching story of a couple of orphans. Don't. It's nice building. How long ago was it condemned? Oh, great. So, did you come all the way over here just to criticize where I live or it's a side benefit. You got to be kidding me. What? Ah, that's sentimental value. So, just put that away. Nice panda. Thank you. Grandmother, Christmas thing. Get your tux on. We got a situation. A situation that requires a tux. Where where is this tuxedo situation? Atlantic City. Can you get dressed now? Uh, yeah, I could. But I don't have a tux. I'm not Bruce Wayne. Don't I know it. Harman is awesome.
[1:04]I mean he um brought in this omelet bar for the associates. It isn't no big deal. Really good. This pineapple was growing on a plantation on Lenai yesterday. Do not trust it. Don't trust the pineapple. Hardman. Would you come on? I don't want it. You serious? You're afraid of the pineapple. I know it's got a rough exterior, but it's all sweet on the inside. I promise. Come on, I love you, Harvey. It'll be good for you. See? It's spectacular. But this doesn't change the fact that this is what he does. He's coming back and people are going to have to choose sides. Can I choose his side? Sure. Support a man you never met over a partner who knows you never went to Harvard. Knows you're not really a lawyer and is keeping you on anyway. Just that it is. Ready to serve. You know this office isn't going to pack itself up, right? It's not packed because one of us has been a work for the last three hours. The other one of us was sleeping off all the work he did last night. You mean you're hung over from all the vodka you drank. Yeah, that's what I just said. Never should have hired you back. It's too late to fire me now. Is it? Because if you were worth your salary, you'd ask how many bids we're sitting on. I don't have to ask because I've got this. Guess the list was 500. Half of them came for the girls. Half of the other half don't have the capital. And 60% of the rest of them woke up realizing they don't want to work in the liquor business. Take I don't know what, 47 off the top for good measure. Gives us with three bids. Donna told you, didn't she? Probably. Did she bother telling you what we're doing now? You didn't have to because you're Harvey Spector. We've got one trick, and you taught it to me years ago. So let's go. You know I have more than one trick, right? No, I know you think you do. Because you put on a different costume doesn't make it a different trick. Yeah, I liked it better when you were drunk. I liked you better when I was drunk too. Okay, hot shot. Fire up this laptop. I'm going to show you what a Harvard attorney can do. Pick a topic. Stock option back dating. Although back dating options is legal, violations arise related to disclosures under IRC section 409A. You forgot about Sarbanes Oxley. Statute limitations render Sarbanes Oxley moot post 2007. Well, not if you can find actions to cover up the violation is established in the sixth circuit, May 2008. It's impressive, but you're sitting at a computer. Playing cards. Sorry. If you want to beat me, you're going to have to do it at something else. How can you know all that? I told you, I like to read, and once I read something, I understand it. And once I understand it, I never forget it. Lewis knows. Lewis knows what? My dirty little secret. You're Canadian? Ha. No, he knows that I didn't go to Harvard. No, he doesn't. How can you be so sure about this? Because you're walking with me right now. He did this whole Harvard trivia thing and then he brought up this pizza and I doesn't mean he knows. Look, I think we need to hack into Harvard's system or something, you know, put my records in. Can't. I'm booked this weekend. I'm breaking into Fort Knox. I got to return some stolen de balloon. Okay, hilarious. I'm serious. Listen, nobody's going to check into your past unless you give them reason to. Lewis is devious, but he's not bold. He won't think we did this because he'd never think to do it himself. De balloons. The ridiculousness of your suggestion warranted the use of a silly word. Got it. I need to know everything about how this guy operates. Right for his uh, Wikipedia page. You think the Mavericks didn't watch game film on LeBron before they played the Heat? You're Harvey Spector, you don't need to watch game film. Do you know who's watched more game film than anybody? No, who? Michael Jordan. Why? How do you know that? If you don't believe me, let's call him. You have Michael Jordan's phone number? Yep. If I hit this button right here, I call Michael Jordan. It's kind of how a phone works. Speed dial 23. I'm doing it. Go for it. I'm going to ask him about baseball. Do not ask him about baseball. Wrong wrong number. You're kidding me. Oh my god. Who are you? It's not your fault, Harvey. I made my case. I convinced you to hire me. I was the one that made the call. You were. Doesn't matter. Even knowing how it all turned out.
[5:56]I'd do it again.
[6:02]Yes, I would too. Cause I never thought in a million years I'd meet someone dumb enough to be willing to go to prison for me. Donna always said you were looking for another you. I guess you found one.
[6:22]I guess it's time to get busy living or get busy dying.
[6:42]Watch your back in there, Mike. I will.
[7:20]That's not creepy at all. I was just wondering why you changed your hair. Hair is the same as it's always been. You trying to look older, younger? Whatever it is, it isn't working. Are you finished? Cuz I'm actually trying to catch up on some billables here. Hey, I just stopped by to give you a little gift for winning Zain's case. A gift? You've never given me a gift after a case. That's not true. Come to think of it, you've never even congratulated me, which means you're actually here because oh my god. You miss me. I did not miss you. Are you okay? Do you want to come over tonight? We can watch sleepless in Seattle.
[7:54]You're late. Look, it was Lewis's pro bono. I wait, that's my suit. My extra suit from my office. Yeah, it's uh, Lewis's fault. I went to the client's place. It was overrun with bed bugs. So I went back to the office. You tracked bed bugs into my office? No. Well, you walked in there naked? No, Donna met me in the downstairs men's room. Okay, Donna's fired and you're buying me an extra suit. By the way, that's a three-piece suit. Where's the vest? Yeah, but needs to talk to you about that. Vest, really? Says the guy with the bike helmet. Uh, safety first. Darn. H O R S E that means you get an E. You lose. Thank you. I can spell. Too bad you can't shoot. Crumpled paper. Winners don't blame the ball or the rim or the wind speed in a closed off room. The fan was on. Excuses don't win championships. Oh, yeah, did Michael Jordan tell you that? No, I told him. Come on. All right. That was going in. We're in the middle of the game. If you're playing horse then one of you needs to thank me. Thank you. I'm glad you're here. I need to tell you something.
[8:59]Whatever it is, it might not matter after I give you this. What is it? Harvey, you didn't just give me my dream. You gave me a family.
[9:16]But I'm going to have a family of my own someday and I can't have all of this hanging over their heads. You're resigning. I am. You want to ask me why I hired you. And I told you it was because life is like this. And I liked this. Harvey, please, you can't convince me. Let me finish. It was like this. Not because of the risk we're taking. Because of who you are. So you're not disappointed? Kidding me? That speech. If you hadn't done this, I'd be kicking you out. And for the record, you're not the only one who got more family out of this deal.
