[0:00](knives swiping) (ominous music) - Drew, come forward. - Yes, chef. This is a chicken quiche with cremini mushrooms, baby spinach, and feta cheese.
[0:22]- Unbelievable.
[0:26]Well, Drew, I have a huge problem with this dish. It's that you hadn't made it for me sooner. (upbeat music) - Thank you, chef. Because if you had Drew, then I would know how good you are at cooking food that's bad. (ominous music) - I'm sorry, chef. - And when I say bad, I mean Michael Jackson Bad. (upbeat music) - Thank you, chef. - You know how he looked really, really bad at the end of his life? (ominous music) - Chef, I'm sorry. I don't know if you liked the dish or not. - You don't know if I liked the dish or not? Well, let's put it this way, pack your f***ing knives, get out, you're off the show. - Sorry, chef. Because you should be working in the finest restaurant in the world. (upbeat music) - Thank you, chef. - Just not any world that I live in. (ominous music) - Sorry, chef. - Because frankly Drew, I'm jealous of you. - Thank you, chef. - And your ability to not give a s*** about what you cook. This is not fit for human consumption. No, this should be eaten by a higher life form with a more complex palette, but also an altruistic drive to save humanity from dishes like this. Joking, not! You deserve to die! (screaming)
[1:49](knife stabbing) So you won't have to endure a life in which you will never exceed what you have achieved here today. (upbeat music)
[2:07]- Thank you, chef.
[2:12]- In conclusion, eh?
