[0:06]Hey. Chandler. I sensed it was you. What? Unagi. I'm always aware. Are you aware that Unagi is an eel? What's up? I can't figure out what to make Monica. Oh, what you make her one of your little jokes? I'm going crazy, okay? Do you have anything around here that looks homemade? Oh, you know what? She'd love this. Uh it's an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade. Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say, uh, your love sends me to the moon. Oh, yeah. Except Apollo 8 didn't actually land on the moon. But you you could write, um, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. I mean, I can't give this to her. Why not? Because it says Captain Ross on the side. And it says I hate Monica on the bottom.
[1:11]Danger!
[1:20]Ah! Salmon skin roll!
