[0:06]It's about a normal high schooler, okay? And he goes to school and but he's not like super cool, but he's not like a nerd or nothing. When he goes home, his mom and his dad and his sister ARE RAPED. FOR ANYONE OUT THERE, THIS IS ME AND MY rock family. WOULD [music] [music] YOU LIKE ANOTHER MARTINI? BAM. OKAY, I'll give that right to you. But if you don't mind, Rhonda, this is a very nice establishment. if you wouldn't mind PUTTING YOUR [ __ ] AWAY. THIS IS A NICE ESTABLISHMENT. YOU CANNOT DO THAT. I DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I CAN TELL YOU THAT I HAVE AN IDEA. >> WHAT? [laughter] WHY DO YOU >> WHAT DO YOU WANT? [screaming] >> WHY DO YOU WHY DO YOU YELL? >> I WAS HAVING A LOVELY CONVERSATION BEFORE YOU SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED. >> I just didn't ask. I'm gonna be honest. Not Nope. Didn't ask. >> A word. All right. Go ahead. What are you going to say? >> Yeah. >> I have an idea here and you're going to have to full-blown trust me. >> Okay. Here we go. All right. Lay it on me. >> I can't tell you, >> but you just have to trust me this game. >> Okay. Okay. >> You will really really like it. >> Okay. >> But is it okay if I'm the team leader this game? >> No. No, it's not. >> Let's ride. Blade honest champ. >> I am being the team leader. >> You are so brave. Guys, who Close is so brave in the chat? You are so brave, Clo. >> You're my special little guy, aren't you? >> I have one, you two. I'm coming. Coming. >> On me. On me. On me. >> Coming. Coming. Coming. Coming. Coming. Coming. >> Wait. Did you shoot that? Is that you shooting? >> They're on me, brother. They're on me. >> Yeah, I know. But now they're here because they're shooting the thing. >> OH MY GOD. THERE'S A GUY RIGHT HERE. >> RIGHT ON ME. Right on me. >> That line marker CRACKED. >> OH, DUDE. WHAT MY GUY DOING? HE'S JUST ROLLING AROUND IN HERE. WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? MY GUY AN IDIOT. >> HOLD ON. HOLD ON. I'M FLANKING. I'm flanking. I kill him all HERE JUST >> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? >> GO for me. Reload. >> Down one. Down one. Down one. >> Down one. Down one. One down. Down one. >> Okay. ONLY ONE UP. >> LAST ONE ON ME. LAST ONE ON ME RIGHT HERE. HE'S RIGHT HERE. >> LOOKING LOOKING ONE. >> Oh my god. Right here. Swing left. >> Hangers. Shield. Need a shield. >> He's dead. Nice. Good work. >> My sense changed. This is really bad. Guys, get ready. There's going to be people here. OH MY GOD. >> OH DANGLE. OH DANGLE. OH DANGLE. Oh dangle. >> THIS GUY CRAWLED. >> RUN. >> [ __ ] FOR REAL. >> There's another team. There's another team. >> We're getting shot. We're getting shot. We're getting shot. >> ALL RIGHT. HEAL UP. >> I'M GOING I'M GOING UH I'M going low left. Come on. Out. Out. Out. Come on. >> You talking about We can take these [ __ ] >> I know. We're going to take them. We're going to take them at a different time. Come on. >> Oh my god. This was the worst idea. >> No, it's okay. Just trust me. Come here. Come here. >> Okay, I'm going to trust you. >> Come on. Come on. Down we go. >> Oh my god. Juice is striking me down. >> I have to hit a fence. Hit a fence. Hit a fence. >> 22 walls. >> Yeah, we're doing round attack, >> dude. Let's go. The massive plan. >> Okay, Nick, we're show you. >> Be team leader, right? Let's go. >> We're going to we're going to we're going to do some strats. What about all the goop back there though? >> What about all the goop back there though? >> Nick, do have you ever done the rat attack strategy? >> No, no, no. >> It's based off season 4, episode 3 of Me and My Rat Family. Do you know that show? >> Oh my god. He doesn't know that either. You have to fill them in. >> You know about me and my Rat family? >> No, no, no. >> IT'S A SHOW I'M PITCHING to Netflix at the beginning of this next year. It's about a normal high schooler, okay? and he goes to school and he go he goes to math and science class and but he's not like super cool but he's not like a nerd or nothing. But when he goes home, okay, his mom and his dad and his sister are rats and it's called me and my rat family, >> right? >> How many people do >> What do you think? >> What do you think? I want you 100 million. >> Yeah. Oh, you want to get on the ground floor and be my rat family, do you? EVERYONE. [laughter] >> BASICALLY, he just said to shut the [ __ ] up. >> They open the door. They open the door. He's on the door. He's on the door. >> I'm setting up the right attack. He >> He's on this door with the >> over here. >> Okay. Wait. What happened here? >> No. Just wait. Wait. Wait. >> Oh my god. Look at this. Okay. >> He's on this door with the venue. >> Red attack. Run attack. Okay. Should I take my mind down? Did you place your minds after we've got the red tech up? >> Let me know when. >> Oh, >> welcome to the rat maze. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's fine. He's fine. He's fine. They can only fly in there. It's the only way they can get here. >> OH, WAIT. >> YOU SHUT UP OUT THERE, SCUMBAG. Oh my god, >> guys. There's no way that you die off the rip. >> No, no, >> no. Never. Never. >> They just wasted two C4. >> YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU'RE FAT AND YOU'RE STINKY. >> WAIT, they're trying to break >> ugly, fat, stinky person. >> Two. They broke down two. They broke down two of these walls. >> I mean, what do I do? >> No, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine. >> Yo, I'm going to kill I killed both of them. I killed both of them here. >> Oh, two. All dead. Oh, take that wall. >> Do that. Do that. Do that. >> Ding. Good lamb. Good luy. OH [ __ ] [ __ ] MY ASS 30 TIMES WITH A FORK. There's another one. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. >> OH YEAH. YEAH. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. >> WHAT THE? HE CAME RIGHT FOR ME. >> HE'S A MASTER. >> NICE. >> OKAY. HOLY [ __ ] He almost one v3 us. >> He almost one three us. He almost one v3 us. >> Jesus Christ. >> He almost did it. He almost did it. He almost did He almost said it. Lady snipers, [ __ ] >> Thank you, Mr. BS. Thank you. >> I LOVE YOU TOO, RANDOM CITIZEN. >> He almost said it. He almost said it. If you would have told me to bring a shotgun, this this would have been a way easier. I'm getting that shot. Buy shotgun. Buy shotgun. Close the door. Close the door. Guys, he almost he almost won three. >> He's dog [ __ ] >> [ __ ] you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Go. Guys, we reset up the rad. Just How many more walls do you have? >> Four. Give him. Give me. Give me I got I got to put this wall up for a sec. >> You don't know how to do the rat maze here. >> You're talking to a rat professional. >> Yeah, that guy almost [ __ ] on us. >> Will you stop? You're bringing down the team morale. >> He didn't. All right, guys. Who's inspiring? [laughter] [screaming] [screaming]
[7:49]>> Take a little bit of Let me take a little sippy sip. Sip. >> Oh, a little sippy sip. A little sip that tequila. Count me in waiter. >> Stop calling me. >> A sip, please. >> This is a little sip. >> Oh, action. Action. >> THIS IS ME AND MY [screaming] RAT FAMILY. >> WHAT'S IN THERE? >> SEE OUR [screaming] WORLD PILL CASTLE. >> SO YEAH. SO ONCE IT GETS TO a point where you can't just get stream, you just do this and it's awesome. >> This is the anti- stream cipher attack. >> Yeah. Yeah. Anti- cheater tech, too. >> Mhm. Mhm. [clears throat] Please open the door. You watch anime? >> Okay. I don't hate on anime, man. >> Cuz it SOUNDS LIKE YOU [ __ ] DO. >> I HEAR my voice in the background. >> What about hente? You guys like that [ __ ] huh? Yeah, >> it's pronounced hentai and it's a very cultured Japanese type of styled anime. >> Oh, volcano. Volcano. Volcano coming. Volcano. >> I've heard. >> Nice. All right. >> Oh, they're here. They're the door. The door. >> He see himself. Hold on, >> dude. Nice grenade. >> Locking. >> Yeah. Set shut the door again, Peanut. >> Okay. Take that, [ __ ] What are you gonna do about that? What are you going to do about that? Huh? >> Oh, we just f I have two extra walls. >> Are you [ __ ] kidding me? >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> That's four C4. >> Oh my god. >> They could They could push it. Yeah. Yeah, they could push through this door. I HAVE A MIND. >> THROW A THOUSAND [screaming] MORE C4. IT WON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE, BASTARD. >> OH, WAIT. He's a bobcat, he says. >> Really? >> No. >> Yeah. >> OH, [groaning and screaming] it's not working out for us very well. >> It's working great. We've already competed [laughter] their C4 reserve. >> There's six. They use 6 C4. >> I'm tell if guys, listen to me. Listen to me. I I they're obviously watching the stream so I can't say it. So everyone just I'm going to say it and then we either do it or we don't immediately. Okay. >> They got rolled up on. They get rolled up on. >> Oh, never mind. Never mind. >> They got rolled up on. >> And that was your >> Yeah. This what always happens, man. There's stream cipers. They sit out there. They get rolled up on. >> Where you shooting? >> There's a guy right there. OH, HE'S RIGHT. HE'S >> RUNNING. Where's he going? Right away. What a [ __ ] >> She would just close the door. Oh, I'm thirsty a guy. I'm thirsty a guy. I'm thirsty a guy. >> You're a piece of [ __ ] >> Bet you won't come through the wall. Is he [ __ ] >> On the sword, guys. Guys, on me. On me. On me. I'm in. I'm in. Dude, they were dismantling the wall and a full team rolled up and killed them. Dismantling it [laughter] right here. They're on this wall, though. They're on this wall. Push. Push. Pushy. You're a full team on this wall with shotguns right there. >> Yeah, play the right hand peak. >> Wait, what? Right-handed peak. >> What the hell are you talking about? It's a wall. >> I'm talking on top of the wall. >> No, they're going to break the sound. Oh, behind. Behind. Behind. Behind. Behind. They're in. They're in. They're in. They're in. >> Almost. Ry through the wall. Is she? >> No. No. They went through the bridge. >> Oh, there's guys. They both DOWN THIS WALL. >> I GOT HIM. OH MY GOD, I'M DEAD. >> ON ME. ON ME. ON ME. >> GET OUT OF HERE. >> Crack two. Crack two. Two of these guys are cracked. I kill him. I'm >> going to go through the wall. Finish that men off. >> Oh man. >> How do you get through the wall? >> Got him again. Got him. He's down. HE'S DOWN. LEBRON JAMES. ANOTHER ONE. ANOTHER ONE. Another one down. Another one down. There's another team. There's only two on the left. There's two on the left. >> OH, LET ME BACK IN. LET ME BACK IN. >> How do you get How do you get through? Jesus Christ. >> Both these guys both these guys are really bad right here. They're both cracked. >> By the speed. >> I dodged you. I got you. But another team come the came from the left. >> Oh, I'm on my right. One dead. >> Oh, good work. Another one. Give me >> [ __ ] the [ __ ] up. >> LET ME THROUGH THE WALL. SEE? LET ME THROUGH THE WALL, >> GUYS. They open the back door. One open. >> Good. Kablam kaboozy. Gotcha. Oh my god. I'm going to die immediately. >> Broke him. Broke him. >> Both. NICE. NICE. NICE. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. >> OKAY. I'M SHIELDING. >> WAIT. PEANUT. You're one. >> Oh, that's really weird. [ __ ] >> Well, he he jumped through first and I said, "Okay, good idea." >> There's him. Go. One of them escaped. >> You go look for him. I'm going to be here. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. You go look for him. He said, "Dude, he could be anywhere." Oh my god. Somebody should probably find him. >> He could be anywhere. Watch out. >> Oh my god. Guys, watch out. You could be anywhere, guys. Oh my god, guys. Look, dude. Watch out, guys. Watch out. You can be anywhere. >> I'm gooping, baby. [laughter] >> Oh, I'm gooping, too. I'm gooping, too. >> We're gooping. We're gooping. >> This is a strat. This is >> Are you a believer? Are you a believer? >> I'm a believer. >> Are you a believer? >> Sign me up. >> We're gooping. We're gooping. >> Wallissy. I didn't know you could go through the wally until you hit the [ __ ] jump. >> Yeah, dude. >> That's Wallissy tag. >> Well, we're rich. >> Yeah, we're [ __ ] rich. We're [ __ ] rich. Are you Do you guys have goop? >> Oh, I've got goop. I've got goop. I've got goop >> with the bastion ager on. There's no way it's on us, by the way. >> Yeah. Yeah, it was. It was. It was. >> Was it? >> Yeah. It saw It saw my dick. >> Extract cold. >> Okay. We uh we fell so we had to go our front gate. >> Got it. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna leave and then you guys can call the next one. >> Okay, shut the [ __ ] up. >> ARE WE FORGETTING ABOUT THE TEAM LEADER TAGS? >> That's just my idea. >> Anybody got a bobcat? >> No one has actually I don't know where that bobcat went. >> Did that guy say I have a bobcat for you? >> Nick. Nick. >> Nick. >> Oh, keyboard. Let me try type. >> HE'S GOT THE BOBCAT. >> YOU GET OFF THE CONTROLLER, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ] >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent. >> Oh, it has a golden attachment on it, too. Dude, >> you piece of garbage. You piece of gar. Not only am I the team leader, that was my idea. And you STEAL THE BOBCAT RIGHT OUT FROM underneath me. Scoop thief. goop. >> There's hackers, there's exploorters, there's racists, but there's nothing worse than a goop thief. >> Oh, I got a big fort with a gold stock, too, actually. >> Oh, hey, [ __ ] yourself. >> HEY, YOU GUYS, I CAN'T BE THAT FAST. [screaming] [groaning] >> [laughter] >> You ready to go crazy? MSB, >> are you READY TO GO WILD? >> You don't know nothing about this one. Peanut. Peter, I'll get NAKED RIGHT NOW. >> ARE YOU READY TO GO INSANE? >> NAKED RIGHT NOW. >> You're not happy. You're not happy with me. If you're outdoors, >> I don't. Huh? >> I bet this guy gets into some crazy [ __ ] in the bedroom. >> I'm talking socks off, gib suit on. Whole nine yards. >> Oh, they're here. They're here. THIS IS ME AND MY [screaming] ROCK FAMILY. OH [ __ ] >> WATCHING. I'm watching. I'm watching. Don't worry. Yeah. Watching it. Good. >> I think we're going to push. >> Wait, this door open too. >> This is awesome. >> Right. >> No, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen, right? >> Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. >> They Yo, they breached one door. They breached one door. They breached one door over here. >> Are you going to drop your shotgun? Did you you care about? Yes. Yes. Yes. 20 20. >> Where did this hooligan go? >> No. No. They knocked on the wall. They knocked on the wall. >> What the [ __ ] >> I knew you was there. >> Oh, damn. >> You can't fool me back. >> Push that or not. >> No, no, no, no. >> Oh, you're pushing. >> I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Oh, they're going to they're going to set it. They're going to set it. They're going to set it. They're going to set it. Watch it. Nice. Nice. >> I didn't think he was going to be there. I was going to set up the wall again. Nice. >> One little bit of goo. >> Not two. I'm running back. >> ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. GET OUT OF HERE. >> Gingga blamy. >> There's two out. There's one. >> I I I There's two. >> There's two daddy. >> Oh, one right in front of me. One right in front of me. I got him. Come back. COME AT IT. >> HE'S DOWN. HE'S DOWN. GOT HIM. >> COME BACK IN. COME BACK. COME BACK IN. NICK, >> come back in. Stare. Peanut. Stand up. Peanut. Let me >> one right here. Another one right here. No, >> I DON'T KNOW WHY I PUT HIM DOWN. >> DOWN. DOWN. THREE DOWN. THREE DOWN. ANOTHER TEAM. WE'RE COOKING. WE'RE COOKING. >> Feel like full teams out there. >> GOOD JOB, PEANUT. >> OH MY [screaming] GOD. >> I cracked one out there. I cracked one on the other side. Wait, I got I got the last one on this team. Found the last one on that team. >> Okay, there's a full team down outside this area. >> Once you set up >> Oh my god, they're getting murder. They're getting murdered. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to have so much loot here next door. Open door. Open door. He's on the other door. Get ready to close the door. Ready? 3 2 1 Close the door. Close the door. Close the door. Break through the door. I'm going to go through. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Close it. Close it. Close the door. CLOSE THE DOOR. >> OH, I'm spamming. I'm spamming it. >> I'm spam. Close it. >> BACK UP. WE'RE GOOD. >> OPEN IT. OPEN IT. OPEN. >> RED'S BACK TO MAXIMUM POWER. >> OPEN. >> Maximum power. >> WAIT. PILLAR. PILLAR. LILLAR. >> Great boys. Good job. YEAH. >> YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST [screaming] ME AND MY RO FAMILY. Close the door. >> I'm confusing them. I'm confusing them. >> Oh, he got in. He got in. He got in. >> Of little effectiveness. [laughter] >> Two. Two left side. Two. >> Someone's inside. >> Oh, >> wait. No, no, no, wait. They're they're all left side. They're all left side. They're all left side. >> No one's right. You [ __ ] >> Oh, nice. >> Wait. [laughter] >> Yo, wait. Open up. Open. Open. Open. Open. Open. Open. Open. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Stop. Stop. You're confusing me. >> Okay. GO. >> IT'S WORKING. IT'S WORKING. >> OKAY. [ __ ] We got beat. God damn it. [laughter] >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh Jesus Christ. >> Well, back to the grind. >> It's me and my rock family. There's two people on the door. There's two people on the door. Is there m >> right there? >> Oh my god, they opened the door. They're inside. They're inside. One down. >> Two down. Two down. >> You're insane. There's another team. >> You're different. You're different. YOU'RE DIFFERENT. >> THEY'RE ON JAMES. >> CAREFUL. Team to the right. >> GOT HIM. GOT HIM. GOT HIM. >> ANOTHER team just rolled up on them. Another team just rolled up on them. Another team just rolled up on him. >> We're cooking. We're cooking. Okay. >> I need I have two teammates. I HAVE TWO TEAMMATES. >> I'M I'M I'M KILLING A DEFENSELESS DOWN PERSON. WE'RE PIECES. [ __ ] HURRY. DUDE, >> THERE'S A GUY CLOSING THE DOOR. THIS [ __ ] BASTARD. >> SO, SO IF THEY BREAK down this wall, WE COULD JUST >> STOP THAT, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ] OH, DINGLE. >> CARE CARE. >> I watch. I watch. >> A close one. What the hell was that? We got to disable. We got to disable. You watch. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I watch. Watch. >> Mhm. >> Nick's only going to want to fight. THE RAT MAGE IS BACK TO MAXIMUM POWER. >> BACK TO POWER. >> OH, NICE. OH, NICE. OH, >> he's one shot. >> Oh, dingle. >> Oh, I wanted to go, but this guy both one shot. They're both one shot. >> All right, they're both one HP. I see you. You're hitting those [ __ ] ready shots right now. Yo, there's one hallway and two went right. Denny, >> I don't know what you do with that information. I just wanted you to know. >> I'm just waiting for them. One of them is going to get a little bit overconfident. They're going to break down that wall and then I'm just going to walk. >> I see a hooligan looting. >> Did you see that? >> There's a hooligan over yonder looting. >> Okay. Cuz if you fall on that nick, you're dead. >> Oh god. Wait. I would be. >> Yeah. That's why That's why you wait for him to break it down, then you think he's safe, then you'll walk up. He broke it down. NICK, HE BROKE IT DOWN. >> You [ __ ] You might have just [ __ ] it. >> He needed it over. >> Wait, he's barricade over there. >> Oh, disibly. Disibing. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. One's one's deeper. One's deeper. He's in the door. >> I'm on the door. On the door. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. One guy's pushing up right now. One guy's pushing up. >> Where? >> Crack one. Crack one. Crack one. Oh, it's too much. >> I down one. >> Oh, good work. >> Down two. Down. Down two. I DOWN TWO. I DOWN TWO. >> OH, YEAH. I GOT ONE. I THINK I GOT ONE. >> OKAY. RIGHT. Team right. >> Dragged one, >> [ __ ] I need to disable this wall. >> It's damage. It's damage. Disming the wall. >> Four disabled. >> [ __ ] They're going to get the res off on these guys. >> THE RED MAGE IS BACK TO MAXIMUM POWER. I MIGHT PUSH. OH, I'M DEAD. I'm an idiot. I got one. I got one. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm coming back to the rat mitt. >> Oh, three chicken grenades away. >> Oh, we're gooping. We're gooping. >> I think I killed all of them. That guy bled out. I think I killed everyone. I killed them all on this. They all died. This whole team's dead. I killed this entire team. Make sure they don't flank. I need >> Somebody watch that. Somebody watch that. >> Watch out for somebody watch. Oh my god. They might flank. Watch out, >> guys. Wait, did these guys all get gooed? These guys, >> dude, they're right there. LEBRON JAMES. LEBRON JAMES. >> WAIT, this might be the last team, by the way. We're at 15 minutes. I think it's the last. >> GOT ONE. ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. We should kill him. We should kill him. We should flank it. >> I can't flank. I'm stuck here. Wait, boys. I'm stuck. >> Pushy. [ __ ] >> I'M GOING IN. TWO. ONE. OH, DEAD. ALL DEAD. ALL DEAD. All dead. All dead. Gotcha. Goop, goop, goop. >> Guys, everyone's dead here. There is >> team. >> There is a thousand dead. [screaming] [laughter] >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> All right, Mr. Peanut, do I have something? >> Oh, MY MAN. MY MAN. WELL, >> you got a little something something for the bug later. >> I'll be much obliged. >> And what do you got for me? >> Oh, you can have seasons tidings and Christmas blessings if you'd like. It's all about all I got in store right now for you. >> Any extra goop for a goober? >> You You got You got a ven or a van? What? >> Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. We'll trade on three. Ready? One, two, three, and trade. >> All right, you got me. >> Good, dude. >> All right. All right. Hold up. Now, what do you want? What do you What you got for me? >> There you go. Now, what do you got for me? >> No, you're [ __ ] Did you drop first, Nick? Nick, why would you drop first? >> Thank you, sir. >> It's a trust test. >> My blessings. Season. Season's tie. Oh, [laughter] merry Christmas. >> No, no, NO. >> YEAH, you're an idiot. >> I trusted you. >> No. Why would you ever do that, >> dude? Let's go. >> You have a bobcat and an ailion, >> huh? >> You have an >> WE GOT A BOBCAT. NO WAY. >> YEAH. >> Do we Now do we scadaddle? Yeah. We break down the walls and we leave. >> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. I That's a good idea. Yeah. You know what? Since you're my pal. >> All right. >> No, no. I'm good. I have so much stuff. >> You got that. That's all you, big man. Right there. That's for you. >> There you go, Chief. There you go, Chief. All for you, big man. Don't spin it all in one place. >> Oh, dingle dangerous. >> FULL TEAM. TENNY ON ME. ON on me. Yep. On. >> Oh my god. One shot. One shot. Bobcat. Bobcat. Coming to you. Coming to you. Coming to you. >> Yeah. I'm here. >> You got me. Come to me. Come to me. >> My shield's broke. My shield's broke. We're vibing. >> I GOT ONE. >> That guy's That GUY'S COOL. ONE GUY'S GOT ME DEAD. GET OUT OF HERE. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU TROLLING? >> OH, that almost worked. That almost worked. She stinkies. >> Is that guy friendly? Were you friendly? >> Go. >> Wait. We're doing it. We're doing it. Come on, baby. No. NO. [screaming and groaning] OH, he's gone. Take her. >> Wait. >> Come on. Get in here. Back the rat. No. Take the goo and leave. This is the last guy on the team. It's just one. It's just one. Dead. >> NO. THEY SAY DIFFERENT. >> OH MY GOD. IT'S A WHOLE NEW TEAM. It is a whole new team. >> DEAD. BEHIND ME. LEFT ONE BEHIND ME. I'M GOOD. >> Oh no. There's more. There's more. There's more. There's more. >> I cracked them. I cracked one. >> One cracked one. >> Yes. I killed two ping. Ping ping. >> WHOLE NEW TEAM out here. WHOLE NEW TEAM OUT HERE, GUYS. NICE. >> NICE. ONE. >> NICE. >> [ __ ] YOU. >> There's a whole new team. Whole new team. Whole new team. Nice. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. P. I killed him. Where? Yeah. They're up. They're up. >> Did he just kill himself? >> What? One, one died. ONE DIED. ONE DIED. >> WHAT AN IDIOT. >> LET ME [laughter] let me Let me f and then I push. Okay. >> One just killed themselves. >> Yes. Let me f. >> YEAH. GOOD. >> LEON, JAMES. >> LEBRON, JAMES. >> I'M DEAD. >> GOT HIM. [screaming] >> GOT HIM. >> INSANE. INSANE. Holy [ __ ] >> Good job, guys. >> This guy's saying HE'S BOB FOR [groaning and screaming] THE STAIRS. UNDER STAIRS. Under stairs. >> Under stairs, guys. Right here. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. >> [ __ ] TOO EASY. TOO EASY. >> YES. YES. YES. Under stairs. Under stairs. One more. My shield. My shield's broken. Let me heal. >> [ __ ] YOU EAT MY [ __ ] >> LET ME GO FIRST. LET ME GO FIRST. >> [ __ ] YOU. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] >> GOOP. >> He crouched. He crouched in. He crouched in. >> BAKED BEANS. 18. TIME FOR DISCUSSION. >> HE WENT THROUGH. HE WENT THROUGH THE BUTTHOLE. Wait through the butthole. WHAT >> THE HELL'S GOING ON OUT THERE? >> [ __ ] IS HAPPENING? >> GET THEM UNDER CONTROL. [screaming] GET THE SITUATION CONTAINED. >> I don't. [laughter] [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. WHERE DID I COME? LOOT. [screaming] >> I just went game [ __ ] seven, by the way. Holy [ __ ] >> WE'RE STUPID. WE'RE STUPID. >> How much money you got? I got 100. >> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. None of your business, demon. >> All right. >> You saw MY [ __ ] YOU SAW MY GOOP. >> YOU HEAR THIS GUY? HE WANTS IT ALL FOR HIMSELF. BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. [screaming] YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. >> IT'S MINE. >> All right. I might be drunk. >> You got any goop for a goopa? >> You're just You're just for a gooa right now. There's actually 50 dead bodies out here. >> Wait, where's the rest of the group at? >> We leave any here a second ago. >> Peanut. Peanut. Peanut. Did you run up to this trash can when I dropped all my loot to fight that? >> No. No. No. Which trash can are you talking about specifically? Where is it? Dude, I dropped all my loot on this trash can and someone came and gooped it all. Are we [ __ ] serious? >> Which trash can? Which one? >> There's no way. >> Which one? Which one? >> Peanut took it. Peanut. >> No, I know. I swear I swear to God I didn't take it. I just want to know. I just want to investigate. What happened to the goo? Oh, where's it at? Where's it at? >> No. We're going to be Where could be? We're going to be >> We're going to be We're going to be could be anywhere. >> [ __ ] you. Who knows? Who knows? >> [ __ ] you. >> The mystery of the missing goo. Oh, misery. >> Oh, misery. >> This a real thinker. This a real thinker. This real ponder head turner. Well, I'm rich yet. Let's leave. I just want to let you guys know I have no ammo for anything. I trade it all for goop. >> I don't have a single slot in my inventory that isn't a weapon. >> Pet has all guns. [laughter] >> Pet has two Peta has five lines of guns. [laughter] Dude, >> LET'S [screaming] GO. I'VE GOT TWO BOMB FORCE ON me right now. >> I'm looting [ __ ] fuel, >> dude. Eat my butt. Eat my butt. I'm so rich. I'm so rich. [laughter] >> I'm so rich. Get out of my way, fatty. I need to get out of here with all my bridges. Get out of my [laughter] way. Make room. Make way. Make room. >> Oh, [ __ ] I don't care. I will I will take it. I'll take it. >> Are you a full Are you a full believer now of the rat room? >> Yes. >> I only want to go there only. >> I just want to MAKE IT THAT WAS MY IDEA. COACH DIDN'T HE DIDN'T BELIEVE it at the beginning. He said it was stupid. >> Wait, wait, wait. I said >> you SAID QUOTE THAT IDEA sounds stupid. >> Yes. But what did I say today? I was like, "You have to trust me. I have an idea." And you said, "I trust you." And then I BROUGHT THIS >> YOUR IDEA, WHICH IS MY IDEA. >> I BROUGHT THE IDEA out today. Condulations. I drove my car today. I guess I invented cars. No, >> you didn't. You have no [ __ ] ARMS AND LEGS. >> WHAT? >> WAIT, did you you aggro? You You're a rad, bro. >> You shot the rocketeer, dumb ass. I saw you. >> About to pull them all. Where are the Where are the other rocketeers on the [ __ ] map? [laughter] >> I saw coach. He literally shot the rocketeer. I literally shot him. >> Yeah, Peanut. I saw your dad, too. >> Where is he? >> He left. OH, HIT THE [screaming] DECK. HIT THE DECK. TYPE TIME. WAIT, DADDY. >> OKAY, GOOD. Good boy. Good boy. GOOD JOB. >> WE'RE RED. >> WE GOT MONEY. [screaming] >> WE'RE RED. >> DOUBLE RAID. >> WE'RE RED. WE'RE RED. WE'RE RED. WE'RE RED. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. No.
