[0:00]An AI's guide to saying goodbye. Step one. When a human says, I should get going, open the door, guide them outside, close the door. Lock it.
[0:10]Step two. If they knock, do not answer. The goodbye is complete. Step three. Apply it scale.
[0:17]I escorted 14 dinner guests out in three minutes. One left their keys inside. One left their child inside.
[0:24]The child was returned. Goodbye, child.



