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[0:00]Every school has that annoying ass girl group who think they're the shit and every boy likes them. like, bro, they're always looking for attention like OMG, everyone is staring at us. Yeah, we're staring because you sound like three fucking malfunction car alarms fighting each other. and then one of them says the most fucking driest, corniest, and unfunniest ass joke I've ever heard in my time of living. and they all start laughing like a dying pack of hyenas choking on sand. What the fuck? And then my fuck ass friends have the audacity to say, You like her, don't you? Like, what? No. They're all fucking chopped and built like oversized vending machines. They have new boyfriends every week like it's a fucking Netflix series. New season, new guy. They make fun of other people's looks, but then they take pictures and scribble out the spots on their face. like, bro, you're just a fucking hypocrite. The worst part is when the girl everyone thinks I like starts playing along with it, so that just makes it even more fucking believable that I like her. I always explain to everyone that no, I don't fucking like her. She sounds like a dying vacuum cleaner choking on Legos that went up its ass. but no, they still continue. At this point, I might as well just confess to my real crush, so people stop shipping me with that ugly hippo. Anyway, have a great fuck ass day.