[0:02]We're red. We're red. We're red. We're red. We're red. We're red. >> All right. So So tell me, tell me that I've been hearing lies today. >> Okay. Go ahead. I heard that you have less than uh Hershey's kiss worth of space dollars to your name. You have no bobcats, no guns, no love. Far is not true. >> Okay. You have bobcats. >> Wait, so you're in poverty? >> I'm in poverty. I am in poverty. I have [laughter] 104,000 space dollars. >> Oh my god. And let me tell you gentlemen, it is not an upward trend. It is a downward trend as we speak. Cloy kept having this stupid [ __ ] idea that we could take the mage with an anvil in 160 shots and we just kept doing it over and over again. >> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. >> Are you sure that was >> Yeah. Are you We have tried to make me do that. >> On Coach's orders, Coachi ordered me to do so. >> Yeah. >> That piece of [ __ ] IN THAT PIECE OF CRAP. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. >> I'm sorry that you have to deal with him. >> I'm sorry you're fat. >> What the [ __ ] >> Damn. >> I'M REALLY >> I'm sorry you have no arms and legs and have to roll everywhere, guys. >> All right, pal. All right. Okay. All right. I didn't want to have to do this. I didn't want to have to whip this out this early. I didn't want to I didn't want to have to whip this out this early. That surprise I was talking about. Pull up the stream. Pull I would have to whip this out. I don't want to have to whip this out this early. >> I'm afraid of what I MIGHT SAY. >> OH, I'VE GOT NO NIPPLES. OH, MY HANDS ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY SMALL TO MY BODY. [laughter] I I TELL EVERYBODY I WAS A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER, BUT REALLY I JUST CARRIED THE WATER OUT FOR THE BOYS. [snorts] [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> [ __ ] you. YOU SEE THIS? YOU SEE THIS? GET A GOOD LOOK. THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, PAL. THIS IS WHAT WE SEE WHEN WE LOOK AT YOU. It's the exact hat I'm wearing right now. [laughter] It's the hat I'm wearing right now. Let me see here. Let me flag on the flame, bro. Don't put a white t-shirt on right now. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, actually, you can't you can't even see the bottom of it. Take a look at the bottom of it. I was going for a hillbilly fat pooresque, if you catch my drift. >> Oh, wait. Oh, the bottom of it didn't work. Damn it. Oh, it's supposed to be ripped and stuffed. Oh, that's okay. That's okay. That's okay. Maybe next time I'll I'll fix it up. I'll fix it up. >> [ __ ] [screaming and laughter] That's just the way the cookie crumbles. >> That's just the way THE COOKIE CRUMBLES. LET'S RIDE. YEAH. [screaming] [laughter] >> West Virginia. >> And don't you worry, Nick. You think you're off the you you you think you're you're off the hook. I've got one whipping up for you, too, pal. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. >> I [ __ ] hate you, bro. I [laughter] hate you. You can just do anything. >> You can do anything. [laughter] >> [ __ ] you. >> Yo, that beard is so warm. [laughter] Perfect. >> Oh, god. It is so good. >> It's so good. I can't even SAY NOTHING. >> LATE BROTHERS. I CAN'T KEEP I can't keep up the Kentucky accent. It's hurting my It's hurting my throat. I >> can't have that. You woke up this morning sounded like death was knocking on your door. >> Well, that's how I wake up every morning. >> I don't know how that sucks. >> Well, dude, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I I I I don't even speak to my family. I give them like hand signals. >> Talking inside. Well, I yell for seven hours straight, six days a week. So, >> close. Yeah. YEAH. >> LET'S RIDE. OH, there's tangos over at that building. >> You can tell by the cla. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Let's go show them our penises. >> The master plan. >> Oh, THEY GOT PULLED UP ON FULL TEAM AT THREE. >> GO, GO, GO. Another team here. ANOTHER TEAM HERE. >> WE CAN SHOOT. THREE, TWO, ONE. Kid one. >> He's dead. He's dead. I did nothing. >> It's okay. >> Take on the hill. Take on the hill. EAT MY POOPY BIKE. EAT MY POOPY BITE. >> GOTCHA. Crack Hill. Right on the right. Crack. >> Yeah. Same. Decent. They all have vend. >> Okay. Okay. We're good. Little bit of goop. >> They're probably ass. >> Little bit of goop. >> Roll up on this. I'm going from their flank. >> Wait. Wait. Okay. You're way ahead of me. You're way ahead of me. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They want a fire burger. One behind behind you. >> TAKE YOUR KNIFE. >> Both crack. Both crack. >> Oh, there's a whole team. It's whole team. [screaming] >> Got I have you. I have you. I have you. All dead. All dead. Just heal. Just heal. We have another team coming up from our straight north. Got you. Got you. Got you. >> WHO'S THAT? DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. NICE. Thank you, good. Thank you, good. Little bit of goop. Oh, another fire burger. >> Volcano on that guy. >> Oh, let me get Let me get this. Let me get this. Oh, >> go ahead. >> Heels. We're gooping. More gooping. >> I thought you were going to put a wall. Putting a wall now. Balls up. I got to play me. I got to play me. >> I'll hold the line. Hold on. >> Oh my god. That didn't feel super great. >> Hello, sir. Oh my god, I'm being violated. LeBron James knock one knock him broke him. >> Hello on the right. One on the right. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Take that hooligan. But I have to get rid of that. >> GOT ONE. >> NICE. NICE. >> I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. >> Coming up. Coming up. Coming up. >> Coming up. Coming up. >> Wait. New team. New team. New team. >> NEW TEAM. NEW TAKE AGAIN. TAKE THAT. >> BACK UP. BACK UP. BACK UP. BACK UP. BACK UP. BACK UP. >> RETREAT. >> GOOD JOB. PLAY. PLAY ON. PLAYSTATION. >> They're going to peak. They're going to peek. >> THE DEMON HAS ARRIVED. >> FLY ONE. >> I killed the other one, but I didn't get a full. >> It's fine. It's fine. The guy I killed. >> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] YOU. GET OUT OF HERE. I SEE HIM ON the rock. >> You do. You do. I can team it. >> Where do you see him? Where do you see him? >> Right here. Right here. Right here. LEBRON JAMES. >> OH MY GOD. I BOUNCED OFF HIS HEAD. LEBRON JAMES. RIGHT. [screaming] RIGHT. HUSH. RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. GOT ONE. ANOTHER ONE. ANOTHER ONE. BROKE. GOT TWO BEHIND US. BEHIND US. ONE MORE. >> NO. [screaming] NO. >> OH, HE WAS SO HE WAS so >> No. [screaming] >> Good try, boys. >> Sure. Sure. >> Yeah. We love We love you. >> I LOVE YOU, TOO, SIR. >> LISTEN. LISTEN. >> You're not going to kill us. >> Listen. >> I love you. >> Okay. Okay. >> What What do I get if I revive you? >> I will suck. >> Yeah. >> You n and I'll give you a total four with the worst. >> New team from Northwest. Peanut. New new team for Northwest. >> You guys, there's a new team COMING FOR THE NORTHWEST. IF YOU REVIVE US, WE WILL WE WILL JOIN YOUR LEGION. WE WILL KILL YOUR ADVERSARIES. >> New team Northwest coming up. Coming up. Coming up. >> THANK YOU, GOOD SIR. >> THEY'RE ON THE WALL. THEY'RE ON THE WALL RIGHT HERE. [screaming] >> They're on the wall trying to ping him right here. >> HE'S GOT A BOBCAT. HE CAN'T LOCK IN. >> I'M GOING [screaming] IN. >> RIGHT. HE'S RIGHT HERE ON THE WALL. >> LING. There's three though on that wall. P. I'm dead immediately. Uh, retreat. Retreat. What are we here on the left? Watch out. >> Go back. Go back. These guys mean business. >> I died. One's playing. You're >> Oh, thank you. Good. We're back >> again. Oh, it's his boy. It's his boy. Oh, key. Sorry. Key. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. >> Are we winning or are we losing? >> Okay. Give me. Give me. Give me. I'm going help you. Give me. I'll help you. Give me. Give me. Give me. >> Are you a good guy or a bad guy? >> I'm the good guy. I'm the good guy. >> Oh, good guy. Okay. Okay. Got you. >> We got all five of us up. >> Oh, is this a good guy or is this a bad guy? >> He's No. No. HE'S THE BAD GUY. >> GOT [screaming] IT. DIE, DIE, DIE, YOU PERS. >> He's the bad guy. Did it go? >> This is the one with the ball. >> He went He went left. Dodge. >> He's on He's right here. Right here. Nice. You're [ __ ] teed right now. You're teed. You're [ __ ] teed, kid. Go, go, go. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got him. I got it. Yeah. Don't worry about me. >> I'm Don't worry about me. Everything's handled over here. Don't worry about me. >> I need to get out of here. >> Everything's going great over here. Don't worry. Don't Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me. >> Who the hell are we shooting at? It's calling me. I I don't know where to go here. >> There's more of them. >> Rest peanut. Rest peanut. Rest peanut. >> I got you. Got you. >> Just died. >> Got you. Got to KILL YOU. >> OH, BOMB. >> OH MY GOD. [laughter] >> You're on your own. You're on your own. >> No. >> I can't tell who the good guys and THE BAD GUYS ARE. >> I can't either, man. It's all [ __ ] in one. >> Little bit of healing. >> What the hell? Is that a good guy? ARE YOU A GOOD GUY? ARE YOU A GOOD GUY? >> KILL EVERYONE. Just kill everyone. OH, >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. >> THAT'S MY LAST FIB. >> Thank you. >> Don't use defib. >> YES. >> ARE YOU ARE YOU A GOOD GUY OR A BAD GUY? >> YEAH. >> KILL EVERYONE. >> OH [ __ ] ON ME. ON ME. ON ME. [screaming] >> [ __ ] >> He's at the door. He's at the door. >> I need to go. >> Look at this one. Oh, they're killing the good guy. >> At this point, boys, you have to make sacrifices. I should just start blasting. I can't tell who the good guys and the bad guys are. >> I'm already three. >> [ __ ] him. >> Above us 100%. Inside the building. Mr. Right next to us. We got to take this building. We have to. >> I concur. I concur. Okay. I'll crack up top. You guys push. You guys push. I'm going to crack him. Going. >> I'll [ __ ] CRACK HIM. JUST I'M GOING. I'M GOING. I'M GOING. GO. GO. GO. OH, thank god they shot Hutch. That was a CLOSE ONE. FIRE BURGER OUT. >> KILL THAT guy behind you, Nick. I'm running out of ammo. >> Okay. I killed one. >> I got to go kill this guy for ammo. I >> Oh, no. No. NO. NO. NO. NO. >> EAT MY POOPY [ __ ] EAT MY POOPY. MY [ __ ] >> GOTCHA. ONE. ONE. ONE. ONE. >> LAST GUY'S ON ME. >> I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. >> WAIT. HE WAIT. HE JUST needed him. Just take your time. Take your time. TAKE YOUR TIME. >> NO SOLDIER LEFT BEHIND. I'M DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY WEAPON. TOUCH OR I WILL CUT YOUR penis off. Oh my god. We're going to die. >> I just realized I don't have any fib. >> Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] >> One second. >> I got you. Got you. Got you. >> Yep. Yep. Just trying to take you around a little bit. Take around town. Take you around town. >> TB around town. You should be A NICE GUY NOW. >> I'M DEAD, BUT I'M CALLING. More smokes. More can. >> NO SMOKES. >> MR. SPIDER, GIVE ME ALL MY WEAPONS. GIVE ME ALL THOSE. GIVE me all those. >> I got to go look for ammo. >> Can't trust. >> I have no ammo, bro. In either of my guns. I picked up a gun also broken. >> I hear you. Don't worry. >> Why over here instead? >> I hear you. >> Play you, boys. Play you play you. Play you play you. >> I win this. Just give me a second. >> One shot. One shot. >> Nice. Nice pee. >> I got [laughter] you. I got you. >> This is [ __ ] insane. >> Come to papa. Come to papa. Come to papia. >> No. No. No. Papa. No. Papa. No. Come to pap. Going to pump you. Take care of you. Take care of you. We'll get you patched up. We'll get you better than ever. Got ammo AND I'M ACTIVE. >> TAKE care of little walker. We don't need to HURT YOU. >> KNOCK COMING INSIDE. SO LIT. ON YOU. ON YOU. >> GOT HIM. GOT HIM. >> HE'S DEAD. HE'S DEAD. OH MY GOD. WE NEED THIS GUY. >> ANOTHER ONE ON ME. >> [ __ ] back here. >> Oh, ONE LEFT. [screaming] >> [ __ ] Little bit of goop. We're We're >> boy underneath me. Oh, the def score. >> We're doing it. We're doing it. Bam. Do we trust Can I take my guns? I I don't think he's my >> I have no more shields, bro. >> Yeah. What do you need? What do you need real quick? I need shield chargers. >> Oh, okay. I've I got you. If I jump that guy, don't worry. I got three. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm good. >> We're coming. >> One more up. One more up. I don't know where. I FOLD THIS BOY. >> CHARGE. [screaming] >> I'M IN THIS [ __ ] >> ME, TOO. ME, TOO. Let's finish. Let's finish these men off. >> Get him, guys. There's infinite group. This is This is a max FOR YOU. >> BACK SCOOP. BACK SCOOP, >> BRO. There was 100% a Bobcat. I I think it was on like a >> Yeah, I know. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. >> Has to be somewhere. >> Hutch has got it. Hutch has got 100%. Hutch has it 1,000%. [laughter] >> I can hear the inflection of his voice. He's got that [ __ ] >> It's got to be somewhere. HUTCH. WE HAVE SO [screaming] BAD AT ACTING. >> Damn it, man. That was so bad. [laughter] It's got to be so hard. >> There should be more dead people. >> That's not a plumber. Hey, >> that's not a beach. That's a bathroom goop, >> bro. Somehow everybody is looted. What the [ __ ] is going on? >> I don't know how I don't I don't know how that's happening. Well, where'd all the goop go? That's my question, >> dude. There's no way. >> That's my question. just fighting for my life. Nick was fighting for his life and you WERE STUPID. >> I REVIVED NICK LIKE THREE TIMES. >> NO, he came into the fire in the fog of waring people. [laughter] >> Don't you ACCUSE ME OF GOOP THIEVING, PAL. THAT'S A THAT'S A SERIOUS ACCUSATION. >> PEANUT. Everything is goop, man. Are you serious? >> Uh, no. I don't have like anything. Yeah. What? What? What the hell? I'm I'm just as disgruntled as you guys right now >> with how poor you are. Take it. Take it all. >> Low key. >> Take it all. >> Take it all. >> All right. Okay. I don't need pity, goop, pal. But I'll tell you. I'll tell you. You know what? I'm proud I stole from you [ __ ] I've got 265,000 space. [laughter] HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? >> Oh [ __ ] >> Good thing I got this level four Bobcat. [laughter] Good thing I got it. I will give you anything for that. >> I will give you >> Oh, no. You just called me [ __ ] and pearl. >> No, I will give you five looting MK augments for that. >> All right, let's make some deals. Let's make some deals. >> What? >> How the hell did that? [laughter] >> Well, first you got to lure men. First you got to lure men. Dangle some shiny in front of him. All right, fine. Two. >> Two deal, but >> not one more. score. Eight Venidonated fours, five Toro fours, three Renegade fours, a Bobcat three, a Toro 4, [laughter] >> and a bunch of other [ __ ] >> Is that 300,000? >> 280. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Holy [ __ ] We just did that, bro. Let's go to war us out. >> All we had to do was sacrifice the friends we made. Hutch. Hutch. >> Yes. >> I'll treat you this total four for one of your vinator force. >> Ready? 3 2 1 >> Ready. Drop. You Oh, you ready? Are you ready to drop? Okay. I didn't know you ready to drop. Okay. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wrong one. Sorry. [laughter] Wait. Hold on. No. I shot the wrong I shot the wrong one. Well, you made me reopen. You made me my inventory. No. Hold up. Hold up now. Hold up now. Hold up now. >> What? >> All right. Okay. All right. All right. Ready. 3 2 1. Swab. >> All right. Good. Let's leave. Let's leave. [laughter] >> No way. He twice on the way out. Exhale rain, gentlemen. Excellent rain, boys. >> There's no way he's so stupid again, right? >> No way. He does it to ME TWICE. >> WE'RE FRIENDS. We're friends. WE'RE FRIENDS. WE'RE FRIENDS. WATCH ME. >> HELL YEAH. >> 287,000 goop dollars. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Not too shabby, boys. I've got a max scoop plan for us. Max Scoop plan. I'm telling you boys, a max scoop potential raid just came across my desk. We will utilize it to the fullest. Oh. Oh. Give me one second. Oh. Oh. One moment. Oh, just one too much spell. Give me It's loading. LET'S [screaming] RIDE. HERE'S the plan. Listen carefully. Listen carefully. >> Okay. >> Are you listening? >> I'm listening. >> We go to We go. We go. Are you listening? Are you listening? >> I'm listening. >> Okay. Okay. This is the plan. This is the plan. We go over to We go to Goop Tower. That Are you listening? >> I'm listen. I'm listening. What's the plan? >> Okay. We go to Goop Tower. >> We go to the top of Goop Tower. We wait till someone that's coming here to take the matriarch is [sighs and gasps] going up the zip lines. Then when they least expect it, we strike, take all of their goop, kill the matriarch ourselves, and leave. What do you think? Okay, I like it all, but kill the matriarch. How the [ __ ] are we going to do THAT WITH A RENEGADE? HOW WOULD WE GET THE ITEMS FROM THE GUY THAT WAS going to do it? >> Oh, >> I got 10 fingers, two thumbs, and a size 16 and a half shoe. >> That would be 12 total appendages on your hands. I know your parents are cousins, okay, but I don't think you've got 12 fingers. >> Oh, they're going up. They're going up. They're going up. OH, GET HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM. BROKEN. BROKEN HIM. GEORGE. >> DAMN. THEY HEARD your plan, bro. They stole your strat. Don't you worry. It's not over yet. It's not over till the fat lady sings. Not his mom is even IN TOWN. LET'S RIDE. >> OKAY. MOM JOKES ARE OUT. MOM jokes are out. >> They're shooting ME FROM DOWN BELOW. THERE'S a third team with the plan. Well, >> oh, they're on me. They're on me. Oops. That's you. Come. >> Nice. >> See you later, Freaky. Good job. >> Cross. >> Little bit of goop. >> Left or right? Oh, >> left side. >> That's it. >> Oh, that's good goop. Well, not like not like crazy, but nothing to write home about, but it's not too shabby. >> Yeah, he has a very good headache. >> So does your dad. But I'm GOING IN. THAT'S [screaming] WIDE. OH [ __ ] HOLY. ONE BROKE. ONE BROKE. OKAY. TWO. One left. One right. One left. One right here. Right. Right here. >> Yeah. >> I got him. I got him. I got him. >> WE'RE THE WINNERS. HOORAY. >> WATCH THAT new team. Watch that new team. >> All right. B. [gasps] >> Little bit of goo. >> Watch that new team. >> Little bit of threw a grenade. They threw a grenade underneath the clear zips eating peanut butter crackers. >> [ __ ] you are. >> [ __ ] yeah. >> That's my family. >> I'll have you now. Guys, we go down there and give him one for >> Peanut. Do not go down there. That is not a good idea. >> Wait, am I He's going to say it. Get ready. [screaming] >> I'm here. >> Got him. Got him. Got him. Beautiful. I'm going to go kill this. But you shot him off the [ __ ] >> Be gone, demon. >> That was sick. Be gone with you. >> Oh my god. That [laughter] >> just popped them. >> They're dumb and poor. >> I SEE ANOTHER TEAM. ON ME. ON ME. ON ME. >> On you. On you. On you. Coming >> across the way. >> Okay. All right. All right. OKAY. SIR, I DO NOT NEED HELP WITH MY MICROSOFT COMPUTER. >> Lock it in. >> ARE YOU LOCKING IN? >> CAN YOU FOLLOW? >> I CAN DO IT, TOO. I CAN do it, too. Yeah. >> Going crack another going for real, right? >> I'm going straight across. I fell to my death. >> I I'm going for >> Don't you worry, HUD. WE'RE COMING. We're coming. >> FELL TO MY DEAD. [laughter] >> NO SOLDIER LEFT BEHIND. >> Oh my god. She watching. >> Yo, see my view. Yo. Oh my god, bro. We're so bad. No. No. No. >> Oh, dang. Loading. Loading. Load. Dingle. Loading. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Play behind walls. >> STAND [screaming] BACK OR I'M REDEEMING THE [ __ ] >> They're coming down. >> Are they actually cracked one? Got him.
[23:13]>> Why are they looking at me? Oh, they knocked me down, boys. They The [ __ ] am I looking at? >> Wait, where's I knew it. I knew it. >> Uh oh. Wait, wait, wait. He's There's another [screaming] team. HELP. HELP. [screaming] HUSH, HELP US. MY GOD. YEAH, THAT GUY'S definitely cheating, bro. He mapped me into spraying touchdown. into killing Peanut. Nice. >> [ __ ] you. >> [ __ ] you. >> Peanut. Keep stalling on. You're doing >> Come on. Come on. Great, buddy. >> If anyone can hear this, >> you're doing great, PET. >> I'M A [ __ ] and I will join anyone's team that revives me. Peanut. Oh my god. >> Peanut. >> You're doing so good. >> Bungulators. I hope you guys are ready to go. Report. >> You got you. Oh. Oh. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Oh. >> Oh. Mission point. Could have happened to anybody. Could have happened to anybody. No need to worry. >> Right. >> No need to worry. Could have happened to anybody. >> Uh I don't even know who that guy is. I thought that guy was on your team. >> You're right. Brother, will you listen to me for I do? What? >> Left. Now left. >> Now turn around to the other. >> Yeah, I'm really feeling the love. >> I'm really feeling the love. >> Now use that. Yes. >> Uh, what' you say? >> I love you. >> Yeah, I'm really feeling it. Thanks. I will let you kill my teammate right there >> if you revive me. Now, >> is there any chance? >> Yeah. >> Kill him. Kill him. Hell yeah. The art of the deal. >> All right. Now, as per our deal, you must revive me. I will scadaddle. [laughter] >> Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. I'll be on my way. You want to get out of your hair. Don't want to trouble you gentlemen anymore. Have a good one. Have a good time now. Have a good time now. >> But my friends are dead. I need to get out of here. Stand. >> We are new friends. >> Uh, good point. Good point. >> Yeah. Leave him. Come for >> Let's celebrate. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion. >> Oh god. >> Oh my god. >> Uh, all right. Let's leave. >> Nick is out of the right. He's out of the right. He's out of the right. >> Got you. Got you. Okay. Good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. >> Okay. Got you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Got you. Okay. >> Oh, let's get him. Let's get him. >> THEY'RE GOING TOWARDS THE HATCH. QUICKLY, BOYS. QUICKLY. >> CT6 going in. Going in. Which means getting go. >> How certain you got it. This guy's cheating. >> 10 billion%. Like there's not a doubt in my mind. Shooting. >> OKAY, GOTCHA. LET'S GET IT, BOYS. QUICKLY, QUICKLY. OH, DING. LOADING. RELOADING. OH, you know what to do.
[26:48]Oh, dingle dingle dingle dingle. Oh [screaming] my god. Too easy. Too easy. Give the [ __ ] a challenge perhaps. YOU SEE THAT, BOYS? YOU SEE THAT? DIE, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ] DIE. [screaming] HURRY. DIE. AND DO THE GUY who said Peanut is lame for entertaining these cheaters suck my entire shaft till I'm dry. until I am an empty tank and I've got to fill back up. [ __ ] you. Eat my [ __ ] Oh yeah. Let me just turn on THE GUY THAT LITERALLY HAS [screaming] A HACKS. YOU STUPID [ __ ] I SWEAR TO GOD. One moment, gang. I'm I'm gooping. I'm I'm already at 225,000 speckled news. I can't believe that worked. I cannot believe that worked. Also, >> you were in full luck. That was incred. I've never seen you play like that. That's like a 1 in 10,000 chance. >> That's just what the team leader does. All right, Hud. Where did you die? Hilariously. >> Right in front of you. >> Okay, got it. >> Now to your right a little bit. There I am. >> There you go. There's that bald guy. I know. >> Little bit of goop. [laughter] HUNTER SON, you have a blessing to me. YOU BRING GREAT HONOR TO YOUR FAMILY. [laughter] >> TEAM TEAM ONE WHERE >> TEAM ABOVE YOU. TEAM above you. Run away. Run away. >> We are the hatch. Either that hatch. Get out. >> Oh my [ __ ] god. You >> Oh no. >> They should have been more goo. >> Oh god. GO, GO, GO, [screaming] RUN. WE'VE GOT 311,000 GOOP DOLLARS worth of goop. We're going to be rich. We're going TO BE RICH. [laughter] WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH. >> Got a little key. YES, SIR. >> WE GOT IT. >> WE'RE RICH. >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE. >> WE'RE [screaming] YOUTUBE. >> We're rich. WE'RE [screaming] GOOD, BOYS. GOOD WORK, >> NICK IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY as well. >> 39,616 space dollars. By the way, I would like it to be known that I never betray someone that revives me and never will. Unless they revive me, then shot me, then revive me again. Then it's all hands- on deck. Everything's on the table. >> How about unless they're cheating or >> and cheating and cheating or cheating? That's true. >> That was awesome. >> It's what I do. >> Hey, don't call me the LeBron James of Aquage for nothing. >> God forbid throw a goopa dollar or throw a goopa a damn herbal bandage. Please God, cuz I'm on nothing but whites now. >> Oh, you need a herbal bandage? >> I need herbles. >> Oh, get some yourself. I see. >> Okay. [music] By the way, boys, I am proud to announce that I am post 100,000 space dollars as of this moment. I heard Saddam Hussein's son watches my stream. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> That's such a That's just crazy, you know. I mean, truly, what do you think about that? >> I'm Well, first well, I think I'm getting one guy. I don't even know Saddam Hussein has a son. [sighs and gasps] This Hold on. Let me just Google. We can just settle this right now. Let's We can just settle this right now. >> I'm supposed to assure you that he has >> Are you sure? Are you sure? >> I I can I I am pretty [ __ ] positive that guy's got some kids. >> Let me see. Let me see. >> Does he Does he have a son or did he >> [ __ ] can assure you [laughter] that he's got >> that guy was probably laying some bite, you know? >> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. No, he's Yeah. Oh, wait. He's got a lot. Yeah. Um >> 23. >> Well, no. I He had sons, but not no more. >> Well, >> well, I guess he's not watching then. Never mind. All right, let us proceed. Why was I kicked from your Twitch channel just by telling I'm a stream sniper? What's the matter? And it was a joke. I asked for review 3 days ago. Review denied. [ __ ] yourself. Tango t with their deadline. They're deadline. NICE. ARE YOU SERIOUS? THEY'RE TAKING IT. >> THIS IS OUR CHANCE. THIS IS OUR MOMENT. >> BACK WALL. >> Just wait. Just wait. Just wait. >> You let him do it. Let him do it. >> We're going to get a kill and then we blow their [ __ ] backs up. >> Do we let them do it? They've got the deadlights in their booty hole. Yeah. >> Knocked. He got knocked. >> Sh. I'm dead. >> Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. >> I'm looking. >> Where were the people at? outside. Back that building. Backside that building. Got one. Got one. One dead. One dead. >> Get turned on, [ __ ] Oh man. >> I have a deadline mine. I have two deadline mines. Okay, I'm going to go do it. >> You got two deadlines. >> Just chill for a second. >> Just chill. Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. I just want to loot this guy. >> I think he has something else to help us. >> Come to the Come get this body, Beina. >> I'm kind of gooping over here. >> I got two deadlines. >> No way. >> She moved right as I went up and [ __ ] feels bad. The whole humanitarian aids package. You see these guys? They've got like >> 20 sterite bandages and the herbs and the doozies. [ __ ] >> Can you get them? >> Oh, I I got him. You can count on me. >> Yep. >> Oh [ __ ] >> There you go, puppy. You Oh. Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh, pump you. Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my god. [laughter] Here we come. Oh, >> come here. Come here. Retreat. Retreat. She's kicking feet around like a soccer ball. [laughter] I don't know what the hell that was. >> Come over. Come over. Come over. >> Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. It just stepped on me again. Okay. All right. Stepped on me while I'm in the building. Like you do. Like you do. Are you sure you guys got those deadlines? I could handle it. >> Oh, give me those headlights. >> Wait, wait. I got it. >> And she walks backwards as I'm going up again. >> Oh, what a treat. >> I've never put dead lines on the screen before. Can you do a double? >> There you go. Here. I'll go up. You go up. Take that one. >> Okay. Wait. Wait. What? No. Just give me both of them. What are you talking about? >> No, I'm going up. >> All right. OKAY. ROUND FOUR. >> WITNESS. [screaming] WITNESS. >> OH, >> WITNESS. >> I GOT IT. >> OH, what the hell? Uh, I'm coming. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. OH. OH, [ __ ] >> I told you. >> Jesus Christ. >> Who just shot at me? >> Nick M's full dad. Is that going to be a problem? I >> Wait, wait, [laughter] wait, wait. What the [ __ ] did that happen? I'm going in. No, >> he got BUMPED INTO IT. >> GOT IT. GOT IT. >> Oh no. >> Oh [laughter] no. >> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? >> OH NO. >> HE JUST KEEPS STEPPING ON ME. >> OH [laughter] NO. [ __ ] MAN. >> OH, you you got bumped into >> Yeah, >> dude. I I put two deadlines on it. It works like the matriarch [ __ ] blew me up. >> Don't you worry. We'll revenge you. We'll revenge you. All right. SHOULD WE OH, TAKE BEHIND US. >> SHOTS. >> I see nothing. >> MAYBE THEY FOUND ME. OH, >> one down. One down. >> Nice shots, Vina. Jesus Christ. Other one. Nice. >> Two down. Two down. >> Two. He killed two. Jesus Christ. >> Oh, that one's behind us. That was behind us. EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOPY [ __ ] Eat my [ __ ] [screaming] >> God damn. >> YEAH. YOU SEE MY >> OH MY GOD. THERE'S SOMEONE behind me. >> Good new team. >> What a sweet delight. What a sweet. >> Sir. Sir, if you kill me, God will hate you forever and you'll go to Oh, what the hell? >> Thank you, good sir. >> I love you, too. Right up to the end. >> Res me before he kills me. >> I got you. I got you. I'm just going to get Mr. Hutch. I'm just going to get Mr. Hutch. He's a He's a dear friend of mine. He's a little fat, but that's okay. We accept him for who he is. >> We're planning a a big chair of metal circles next week, but until then, we're all going to be teammates. That guy's got a bobcat. Should we kill him? >> I see it. >> No. No. We should kill We should kill him. They're good guys. Good guys. >> MY BODY'S on the roof. That's a >> DO YOU SEE THAT? DO YOU SEE THAT? I GOT A BOBCAT. >> HOORAY. [screaming] HOORAY. [laughter] Let's go. I vote we leave and have Nick Merch's death be in vain. YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW WE'RE TAKING THIS QUEEN. Let me RALLY THE BOYS. GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, RALLY ON ME, BOYS. RALLY ON ME. RALLY ON ME, [screaming] BROTHERS. THAT QUEEN OVER THERE THINKS THEY CAN TAKE OUR FREEDOM. THAT QUEEN THINKS THEY CAN TAKE OUR MONEY. [screaming] WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BROTHER. I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND LET IT TAKE IT. LET'S [screaming] RIDE. GEORGE, SHOW NO MERCY, BROTHERS. Where'd he go? It's what? Where'd it go? Uh >> I Oh. Oh, good eye. GOOD EYE. GIVE HER ALL YOU GOT, [screaming] BOYS. OH, what the hell? What the Jesus Christ? Oh. Oh my god. Jeez Louise. I even got the rocketeer. You got ammo for that hutch? Yeah, I got ammo. Oh well, someone's got wool packs that Oh my god, the queen is here. There's also shots towards the the east. Oh my god. Oh, that was a close one. That was a close one. Take that, you foul beast. Think we're doing pretty good. Oh my goodness. Oh, it seems to take a deep interest in me. It seems to have taken a deep interest in me and very much likes me. Oh my god. Oh my god. I have no idea what what that was. You just pulled out the Star Trek laser on me. It flashed a hundred times. I'm dead. Thank you. Dodge. Oh, there's this guy ON FIRE. LET HIM HAVE IT, [screaming] BOYS. WENDY'S ME. I'M GOING IN. WITNESS [screaming] HIM. WINDISH HIM. >> NO. HOLD ON. HOLD ON A MINUTE. Hold on. She's She's actively running the opposite direction. Give me a second. I'm pretty fat over here. How is this thing not dead? Are these the original people? >> Oh, WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT. GOOP, GOOP, GOOP, GOOP. Get the goop. Get the goop. Get the goop. Oh. Oh, >> please let me move. >> Oh, it's all going away. Hey, goop, goop, goop. Give me that. Give me that. Hey, go. >> We should really think about running before everyone turns on us. >> Absolutely. Absolutely. I see a little bit more. I see a little bit more hatch. I'm going towards hatch. >> I I see a little bit more goo. I see a little bit more. >> Going towards hatch. >> Oh. Oh. the hatch. >> Absolutely. I'll be I'll be right there. I'll be right there. I'm right behind you. I'm right behind you. I'm I'm not more than 5t behind you. Don't you worry. >> You're right behind me. I'm not looking. >> I'm I'm right behind you. I'm right behind you. Oh, go. [snorts] Oh my. Oh my. I'm at the >> You haven't I'll take one. Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. You're a very kind gentleman of great stature and high preceding. Your reputation precedes you. >> Go together. >> Want to go together? >> Let's go. >> Does anyone know why this guy's on fire forever? Is it Does that hurt? Are Are you going to be okay? Little bit. A little bit actually. Brazil. >> Brazil. Brazil. >> Yes. Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. >> Viva Brazil. >> I'm leaving. I'm leaving. >> COME ON, GUYS. Follow me. You know, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm Follow me, boys. >> I'm out. >> Let's leave. I've got a whole army on me. I I'm commander of a Brazilian army now. I'm starting a new life. Is that one guy just on fire for you? >> He's on fire for me, too. What the [ __ ] IS GOING ON? >> GODSPEED, VIVA BRAZIL. >> LET'S go P. Oh, [laughter] >> oh my god, bro. [laughter] That was a close one. >> It was any moment. That was a ticking time, Bob. [laughter] That was a close one. Chill and rain, gentlemen. It's chill and rain. >> Man, way to be. >> All right, I got your uh RENEGADE IN YOUR VIDEO. >> 888,000. We're rich. We're [screaming] rich. We're rich. We're rich. We're rich. We're rich. >> Hell yeah. I got $285,000 out of that raid, boys. >> Hell yeah. And all we had to do was sacrifice our friend Nick Merch to the queen. >> You can sacrifice nothing. >> Don't you worry, man. Me and her had a great time. >> Well, that's great to hear. >> So, what happened? You went up and then >> you are one of those feet freaks and it's got like eight of them. Saba, that was a great time for
