[0:00]Don't you take the first bite and want the whole meal? Of course you did you fat [ __ ] >> [music] >> Oh my goodness, I just had a a max food potential raid. >> I can't be trusted. He's like Saddam Hussein but worse. WHAT? [laughter] HUTCH OF A THOUSAND BOOGERS. OH MY GOD. THE HUTCH OF OBESITY. What are you doing? This is your fault. You think you know a guy. You hear that? You hear that? Mr. Hutch, how are you on this fine Slur Saturday? I've lost everything. I am sad. I am depressed. It is not going good, but I am here and I'm ready to gain. All right, good. Okay, that's good to hear. I said that's good. That's good to hear. Mhm. >> you left. No. No. Also, I I know this sounds weird. I know this is not going to make sense to you, Hutch. >> No, you cannot touch my wiener. We have went over this multiple times. >> Uh It's Slur Saturday. But when I texted Cloakzy and said are you ready to rumble, he sent a question mark back. No way Cloakzy missing out on Slur Saturday, it's his favorite day of the week. Yo, yo, you know he's playing with GG and some other guy. I forgot who he I forgot to check. Do we Do we try to break them apart? I'm texting GG right now. I'll I'll plant the seeds of deception. >> [laughter] >> I saw Cloakzy's name in that new Epstein list that just dropped. Oh, that's genius. >> Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. That's what the team leader does. That's what the team leader does. I didn't text anyone that. So, what do WE DO? GIGA! OH. I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE NOT DEAD. GO GO GO GO. GO GO GO GO. GOT TWO GOT TWO. WE'RE DOING IT WE'RE DOING IT. I SEE I SEE HIM. HIT HIM ONE TIME. Just doing my part. I'm going in. Go go go go. Go two. ONE DOWN. WHAT? [screaming] DUDE, IT IS freezing here. Bro, I just closed my window. I had it open all day. I was freezing my nuts off. Why would you have your window open during the a whole national freeze? Big guys run hot, Peanut. Uh my apologies my apologies. There's this new technology called the air conditioner. You should try it out. It's actually quite nice. My wife turns the air conditioner off and opens up the doors and stuff. All right, let me stop you right there. You are not fooling me or me. So, you do not have a wife. Okay. He has like he has like a little a little doohickey, bro, with like a like a fake female hand that he like uses. One of those Tesla robots with a wig on it? >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. Oh my gosh. We're cooping we're cooping. I naded him. Oh. I'm getting what I think. I'm using the light from the bullets to shoot MORE BULLETS. OH, SNIPER. >> [screaming] >> ROCKET. COME ON, JAMES. I just exploded his [ __ ] OFF. GOT HIM GOT HIM GOT HIM. THERE HE IS. GET OUT OF HERE. THERE'S ONE RIGHT HERE. GOT HIM. WATCH WHAT I MEAN. WATCH WHAT I MEAN. TAKE THAT HOOLIGAN. I [ __ ] GOT YOU. >> GOD, YEAH. Begone with you, demon. Is your brain going to the realm of let's burn it down? >> Don't you yearn for more, Hutch? Don't you take the first bite and want the whole meal? Of course you do, you fat [ __ ] Yeah. >> [laughter] >> I bet. I bet. That's exactly what it is. >> Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I asked the wrong question wrong guy. Um you know, but listen guys, listen. I actually do have a question. Does a I I Does a pharaoh do more damage to the core of a matriarch than a pharaoh does per shot? Does a pharaoh do more damage than a pharaoh? What are you, a [ __ ] idiot? >> Yeah, that's what you just said. Yeah, that's What you doing out there? I don't know. He's just He's one shot. He's not talking. Sorry about that. I'm good against players, not arc. Who you fighting up here? Arc. One of those shocking things. OH, DIGGLE. OH MY GOD, THEY JUST triple trigger naded me. Can you come down? I shot the one hearing again. Perfect. Where are my [ __ ] smokes at? What a sweet treat. What a sweet [ __ ] treat. We go down. >> Hello, Jane. Come down. Come here, peanut. IMMEDIATELY. IMMEDIATELY. IMMEDIATELY. >> [screaming] >> THAT GUY'S DEAD. I CAN'T MOVE THIS FAT [ __ ] HE'S BLOCKING ME. OH MY GOD. Oh my god. THERE'S A FAT HIPPO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PATHWAY. OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] WHO'S THERE? I'M TELLING YOU, I GET PAST HIM. He was taking up the entire walkway. Excuse me, I don't want to say where we're going. Gosh, I have a bobcat. Oh yeah, [ __ ] The peanut. Did you you take it? I can't touch that fat one. Wait, wait, I'll hold the bobcat. Let me hold the bobcat. I can hold it though. No, no, don't give it to him. DON'T GIVE IT TO THAT DEMON. Don't give it to that demon. You can you can He only works for his own gain. No, no, I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT WEIGHT. WHAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE. THE BOBCAT AS WELL. DON'T TRUST HIM. WHAT? >> WATCH, I have a plan. >> sweet nothings. Are you in or are you out? Are you in or are you out? Siren of a mermaid casting you off a ship. >> What? I can't hear you. He's He's talking to He's He's talking to COME HERE.
[6:49]GIVE ME THE BOBCAT. YOU CAN TRUST ME. NO. DO IT. Give me I'm giving you [ __ ] He can't be trusted. >> What? I can't be trusted? He's like Saddam Hussein, BUT WORSE. WHAT? [laughter] WHAT THE [ __ ] YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T START THIS war again, you [ __ ] Gina and [ __ ] Do it. >> [laughter] >> Do it. Do it. Do it. Yeah, yeah. You're as wide as a couch for a family of four, you bohemian. I'm not that fat. You have to go in the elevator alone or it'll kill everybody. Excellent rate, gentlemen. Excellent rate. Yeah, a special elevator for you. >> [snorts] >> Woah. >> Helps you with your little chair. Yeah. On a bus. >> There's another little All right, pal. Careful with that one. Made it for the people that need help with elevators and chairs? Uh no, JUST BEING >> WOAH! WOAH! Oh [ __ ] HERE WE GO. WOAH! WOAH! OH [ __ ] Hutch hates disabled people? Yeah, Hutch What? Stop. What? Oh my goodness, I just had a a max goop potential raid just came across my desk. All you're going to need is the band to do it 747 shots. That's not true. That's not true. All right. Okay, then I'm willing to listen. You're going to need an anvil. With the 160 shots. Zack, are we good? Someone's muted. >> in. Hit him once. Hit him once. Got one. I did. Bro, that guy is not missing. Oh, I forgot to reload. This guy's LIVE PINGING THIS. >> [screaming] >> WE'RE GOING TO CARE ABOUT THEM. I'VE GOT A NEW PLAN. I'VE GOT A new plan. You guys ready? Are you just seeing Are you just seeing? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so what you're going to need is an [music] anvil and 160 bullets. Don't go in. Don't go in. What the hell? Who the hell IS THIS GUY? GET OUT OF HERE. OH, WHAT THAT? They're on this side. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in. Go go go go go go go go go go go. Got him. Got him. GOT HIM. HE'S DEAD. HE'S DEAD. I'M DEAD. WE GOT HIM. WE GOT HIM. OH MY GOD. All right, what are we doing now? A maximum goop potential raid just came across my desk. I'm not even joking this time. They're stupid. Please tell me I didn't hurt someone else out there, MAYBE. TAKE THAT AND PERHAPS THIS and perhaps a little bit of that. Max goop potential just came across my desk. We have 30 seconds. Poor poor dirty stinky pores. I'm not even joking this time. Maximum goop potential raid just came across my desk. Mhm. Mhm. Come on, Peter. You're going HELL YEAH, YEAH! >> [screaming] >> OH, GUYS, GUYS, I MADE A MISTAKE, GUYS. GUYS. >> you literal countdown, brother. Well, No. I'm going to leave. A maximum goop potential raid just came across my desk. That could be a hard push. It's not going to fall. JUST GOOP THEM QUICK. THERE [screaming] THEY ARE. HEY, [ __ ] YOU'RE GOING to need an anvil and 160 [laughter] shots. Yeah. Don't you worry. I'm coming. Hey. CHIEF! >> [screaming] >> DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? HOW'D YOU GET THAT, CHIEF? YEAH, YEAH, same plan. Yeah. No, not the same plan. Not the same plan. Completely different plan. >> the tone of his voice? Mhm. What did you say? I said anvil with 160 shots. No blanks. Shoot these drones. On it. Oh my god, Space Jesus is here to violate us. Oh, no. We got to get inside right now. RUN INSIDE. RUN. I'M GOING FRAUD! [screaming] RUN INSIDE. RUN INSIDE. >> [screaming and groaning] >> ALREADY HERE. OH MY GOD! WHERE DOES THIS THING GO? WHERE DOES THIS GO? I'M GOING UP, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES. OKAY. JUST LEAVE IT. >> YOU STAND ON THIS? THERE'S another guy next to me, and it's all bad on my side. Uh, I'm pretty safe right now. That's good. I'm dead. This is going pretty good. You want to take a look AT THIS? WHERE AM I AT? Need a second over here. On this big PIZZA THING. OH MY [screaming] GOD! THIS IS A COOL SPOT. I've never been up here before. I think we're going to have people to Southwest somewhere. Guys, I got to do a shoot at me. Do a shoot at me. Get down from tower. Let's start moving. PETER, DOWN FROM TOWER. DOWN FROM TOWER. Oh my I'm down from the tower. >> [snorts] >> Oh, who's that? You see my head? I see that. Who's that? OH, WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT? SOMEONE'S BEHIND ME. WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT? WHAT? OH, WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT? WHO'S WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT? HEAD SOMETHING. NO. OH, who's that? Who's that? >> [laughter] >> You just smell my dick cheese now. Where do you think you're going, pal? I'm the last good player. You're going to hell. Oh, he's dead. Little bit of goob. Ooh, he's got an ostrich with him. Ooh. >> There's got an OSTRICH WITH A AN OSTRICH FOR ME. OOH, THE BODY OF A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. >> [groaning] >> THE OSTRICH OF THE BARBARIAN. THE BUBBLE CUT OF MAGNIFICENT OF POWER. The [laughter] bubble CUT OF A BARBARIAN. [screaming] THE LILY BLOSSOM blooms exactly [laughter] when it is meant to. >> [gasps] >> THE OSTRICH OF OBSERVATORINESS. [groaning] >> [screaming] >> THE HEART OF FASCINATION. Damn it. THE HEART OF OBESITY. >> [groaning] >> HEART OF A THOUSAND [laughter] BOOGERS.
[14:26]Hutch steals from starving children. That's a weird chat. That's a weird chat. Brother, brother, brother, it's happening again, bro. No way, are you serious? Are you serious? You guys are such pieces [laughter] of [ __ ] You guys are such pieces of [ __ ] You're fine, buddy. It's going to be fine. Hutch, I served my country and I'm now disabled. Are you saying you hate veterans? What is going on? What is going on? Did you JUST SAY YOU HATE VETERANS? I DID HEAR THAT. >> HEY DAD, you [ __ ] I did hear that. I DID HEAR THAT. I did hear that. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DID NOTHING. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. EVERYBODY ON TWITTER IS GOING TO THINK I'M A PIECE OF [ __ ] How [laughter] do they know? Guys, we're joking. We're joking. >> I'm not. >> [laughter] >> I looked up Hutch in the Epstein files and had 157 results. But listen to me, 3 million pages were released. The odds aren't in my favor. Yeah. [laughter] All right. Yeah, I I Yeah, even if you weren't in there, like maybe they misspelled hat or hatch. I would like to announce right here, right now, give me the floor. Okay. I have surpassed four. Not three. Not five. Four hundred thousand space dollars just now. HIDE YOUR MONEY, Y'ALL. HIDE your money. >> I'm on the rise, Hutch. I'm on the rise. Wow, Hutch hates [ __ ] and disabled people. Look at that. Look at that. You think you know a guy. You hear that? You hear that? Because he doesn't have a million space coins? That's weird. Hmm. You think you're above him? My children are living off of space stamps, going to space public school. Is that a Is that something that's funny? I don't understand. Sorry, I I must have missed the funny part. I'm so sorry. They're They're drinking space tap water. Not your fancy crystal carbonated water. I'm so sorry. Is that funny? Is that funny or something? They're not even drinking Dasani? No. No. Is that Is that No. Space tap water. Straight out the space tap. Is that Honestly, is that funny to you? Because maybe they'll they'll get some of those chemicals in them and they'll become super peanuts. Wow. Super peanuts. You know he hates super peanuts, BRO. UH WOW. WOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, probably say wow as well. Now, what does a Goopa got to do to get that bomb cat? You know what you got to say. You know what you got to say. >> asking me to call you a skinny, I would rather die by firing squad. All right. RIGHT-CLICKING BOBCAT OR BICYCLE. >> THAT. DON'T [screaming] DO THAT. GIVE ME SOMETHING EASIER. GIVE ME SOMETHING EASIER. Come on. No, there is only one thing I want. There's only one thing I want. Give me something easier. Give me something easier. >> Nope. Nope. Nope. Can I call you like mid-sized? All right, I'm clicking it. NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. You're skinny. I'll throw a repair on it for you. Don't do it. Don't say it. Don't do it. I know what you want to do. Don't do it. Don't. DON'T. YOU NOT. >> [screaming] >> A MAXIMUM GOOP POTENTIAL RAID just came across my desk. This is what you're going to need. Mhm. An anvil and 160 shots.
