[0:00]Oh, bring a bobcat in on our first raid. ARE YOU NUTS? I'M NOT DOING THAT. WE'RE GOING TO DIE. WE ALWAYS DIE IN the first raid. I'm gonna go here. No, wait. No, I'm going to go Wait, no. I'm going to Wait. No. I'm going to Wait. No. Um, I'm going to No, wait. I'm going Wait, I'm going to No, wait. I'm going to go Wait. I'm Wait. I'm going to go here. I'm going to go here and we're going to We're going TO FIGURE IT OUT. [screaming] ARE we crew? I swear to God if I see another [ __ ] on YouTube asking if I read comments, I'm going to bend them over. I'm going to bend them over. Are you an idiot? Are you Why does no one on Twitch say that? I read them equally. All right. Well, saw that one coming. Now every comment is do you read comments? Oh my god. Oh, this is not going well already. It's a silly. Oh, he's an idiot. Well, well, well. Oh. Oh. Give me a second, sir. I'll be right there. Hold up. Give me a second. Well, well, well. >> Hey, hey, guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? >> What? >> Uh, uh, you're Well, you're going to enjoy my loot. I know that. But uh >> yeah. Okay. >> I'm uh big fan, man. >> Thank you, Gary. YOU YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ACTUALLY MY FIRST VICTIM OF THE WEEK. [screaming] >> I got off a 12 12 hour shift, bro. I just wanted to do my trial, but it's unfortunate I ran into you. >> Well, maybe on the next round. >> He's lying. THAT'S A REDDIT POST. He's lying. That's not true. He's lying. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He wasn't lying. Oh, now I'm a piece of [ __ ] Well, damn it. Now we have bad comment for the whole week. Oh my god. They have bad comment for the whole week. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE REDDIT POST. The the copy pasta that you kids call it. The copy pasta. YOU PUT THE COPY. AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT? Copy pasta. M the the one that we always see the one the 12-hour shift. I've got to go to my second job to support my my wife's boyfriend. DUDE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DOING THE REDDIT THING. WELL, I'M LEAVING. HE sucked the nutrients from this raid. I'm leaving. Sir, if you are here, I am so sorry. Sir, if you are in this stream, I am so sorry, sir. Oopsy poopsies. I thought you were joking. I thought you were [ __ ] around. Please God forgive me. Please God forgive me. Oopsie. Oopsies. Yeah. Bad juju for this week. Unfortunate unfortunate way to start the week. But at least we got rich though. At least we got rich though. Oh, I don't have a hatch key. I don't know what I'm doing down here. Damn. I feel like a piece of [ __ ] Oh my god. I don't even know if this loot's worth it. I don't even know if this loot's worth it. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. What a horrible way to start the week. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. I can't even I can't even express it. Oh my god, we're pieces of [ __ ] We've done it now, boys. We've done it now. WE'VE DONE IT NOW. DAMN IT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW MYTH does this. I don't know if you've seen Myth's videos. He does that type of [ __ ] all the time. I can't even get it out of my mind. I can't even get it out of my mind. I can't do it. Oh my god. What was that guy's name? We have to give this stuff back. What was THAT GUY'S NAME? WHAT WAS HIS NAME? WHAT WAS HIS NAME? Is that him? Is that him? Oh my god. We have to give this stuff back. I This is This is blood goop. This is blood goop. This is dirty blood goop. We can't We can't take this. We [laughter] can't take this. I can't I don't know how people do this. I don't know how people I don't know. I don't know how Myth does this. >> Oh, you hear that? Oh.
[4:19]Oh. OH. OH, THIS GUY'S STILL ALIVE. OH MY GOD. [screaming] OH [ __ ] WAIT. SIR. SIR. THIS GUY CAME OUT OF WAIT. WAIT. SIR. HE'S THE EVIL ONE. HE'S THE EVIL ONE. HE HE WAS EXTRA CAMPING. HE WAS EXTRA CAMPING. THAT'S HIM. HE WAS EXTRA CAMPING. 60. WAIT, WAIT, SIR. WAIT, SIR. SIR, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I'm not going to hit the button. You don't have to kill me. Wait a second. Hold up. Give me a second. Give me a second, good, sir. Let me explain my peace. Let me explain my peace. Listen to me, good sir. >> I don't have a defense. I don't have a defense, but I'm going to let you ride. >> Thank you, good sir. [laughter] THANK YOU. GG'S. GODSPEED, SIR. GODSPEED. >> God speed. Hooray. NEVER MIND. [ __ ] KARMA. WE DON'T HAVE ANY BAD KARMA. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Hell yeah. Not too shabby of a first raid. If I do say so myself, boys. Actually, you know what? You know what? This is what I'm going to say, boys. This is what I'm going to You know what? Hold up. Wait. Actually, let's see if he accepts. Let's see if he accepts my invite. Let me see if I He accepts my invite. We're doing the right thing. We're doing the right thing. We're doing the right thing, gentlemen. We're doing the right thing. WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. WE'RE NOT STARTING OFF THE WEEK EVIL. I don't know how to talk in game, by the way. I can only talk in void. I tried like a 100 different things. It just doesn't work for me. Wait, wrong guy. That's not him. Wrong guy. Wrong guy. Wrong guy. Not him. Wrong guy. That's him. It's the Is IT THE RIGHT GUY OR IS IT NOT? WHO IS IT? IS IT HIM OR is it Is it not him? Well, you know what? Either way, we're doing the right thing. If it's not him, our soul is clean. Our pallet is clean. We did what we could. I look at this. I can't speak in game. I When I go to push to talk, it's on K, right? It's on K, not Z. But if I press K, nothing H. Oh, >> hey. Hello. >> Oh, hello, good sir. >> How's it going, man? >> Are you the right guy? >> I'm definitely the guy you killed. Then what did you say to me right before I killed you? >> I I said uh unlucky that I ran into you, but I guess that's how it is, I think. >> Okay. All right. We're getting you YOUR ITEMS BACK. READY UP. >> Really fancy. [screaming] >> Sorry about that, good sir. Simple misunderstanding. Simple misunderstanding. You know how it be. >> You'll find the unfinished structure scattered around the valley. You know when you said unlucky I ran into you, I thought you were calling me slurs and being racist. That's miscommunication. Mhm. Yeah. Miscommunication. >> Misinput. >> Miss input. Desp [gasps and laughter] you want to run this raid or do you want to leave? >> I don't give a [ __ ] bro. We can do the uh we can do the trial if you want cuz it's killers. So I like five volt packs now. >> Let's do it. Let's do it. Rocket. We done good here today, boys. We done good here today. We're probably going to die and all of this is going to be for nothing. >> Do you have your party chat enabled so you don't have the proximity? >> Oh, yes. Yes. I've got it right here. >> Okay, gotcha. >> This is going to be a great raid. I can feel it. >> Want some fent? Yeah. >> Oh, a little bit of fent. Little bit of fent. How are you enjoying many men Monday? Has it been spectacular? >> Oh man, I had the worst [ __ ] day at work. >> I'm really happy you [snorts] gave my stuff back. [laughter] >> Yeah, but there was something from the ether was telling me I had done wrong. >> Good karma, bro. Good karma. [laughter] >> Don't you worry. We'll get 10 times the goop this raid. We're going to massacre this entire lobby. He wasn't lying. He wasn't lying about the work thing. Thank god we did this, boys. Thank god we did this. Man, does this does this place look familiar? I feel like this looks really familiar. >> Oh, I've never been here ever in my life. >> That's That's curious. >> Not even once. >> Especially that rock. >> Right there. >> Oddly. >> I've never seen it. >> Uh bad karma over there. Let's just stay away from that. >> Yeah. Evil spirits over there. I can sense them. Hurry together for warmth. I want to freeze out here. Oh. >> Oh, sorry. I thought you Okay. [laughter] Okay. All right. All right. Funny. All right, >> GUYS. HE'S GOT A JOB. HE'S JUST LYING. HE'S JOKING. He's joking. He's got a job. I should We just go ravage that rocket right there and then come on back. >> Stay back. I got it. I got it. >> WITNESS HIM. WITNESS [screaming] HIM. OH, what the hell was that? Oh, good work. >> That's two stars. We only need one more, actually. We can't get caught off guard as we go get some more warmth. Let's actually Let's push to Pilgrim's Peak. >> Gotcha. Gotcha. >> So, we can get a scourrage of the entire map from the top. You live in the United States. >> Come on. >> Yeah, I'm in New York. >> Okay. Okay. Hey, I was about to say this place might feel like home to you if you don't. >> Is that cool? >> What you say? >> I said I'm going to give my address on stream. Is that cool? >> Oh. Uh uh. Oh, we'll save it for later. We'll save it for give out your address on stream Thursdays. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Mhm. Yeah. That's >> giveaway. No, I like that. >> That's my favorite day to do it. Let's ride. I could have swore there was people up here. So, keep your peepers open. >> Oh, they're inside. They're inside. I can hear the doors. Got wonder.
[11:04]They got you. Who goes to behind us? Any hoods coming our rear? >> Get out of here. Cla on my door. GOTCHA. GOTCHA. STAND BACK, DEMON. HE'S AN IDIOT. HURRY. >> See you later, little stinky. >> No [ __ ] way. [laughter] >> No [ __ ] way. [gasps] >> Oh, he was gooping. He was gooping. >> Uh, the got aggroed, I think. >> Whoa. Two Toro fours. Whoa. I'm not seeing 80 rocket teeers out here, >> man. There's usually like five here. What the [ __ ] Y I I usually see one behind that who's dooy over there where those those [ __ ] are dying. If you want to go check there. >> Oh, yeah. Mhm. >> Over here. What? Oh. Oh. Got to be quicker than that, my boy. Let's ride. This guy's a pretty cool guy. >> Popping off over there. >> I like this guy. This guy, this is a fine soldier right here, boys. This is a fine soldier. These [ __ ] ain't going to know what hit him. Let me tell you, MR. WPK, SHOCKING. OKAY, THERE'S TWO THERE'S THREE tango should be right down the hill. Oh yeah, THEY'RE KILLING. THEY'RE KILLING. GO, GO, GO. GO, GO, GO. [screaming] >> LET'S GO LEFT. >> The ruined homestead. >> That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. Let's meet up at that house right there. >> There's four knocked. Lock in. One broke in the house right here. I'll go for this guy. You go for that guy. Where'd he go? THERE HE IS. GOT HIM. >> Got you aside, didn't you? >> Good. >> Should be two more out. >> Oh, yeah. They're going at it. Are they inside the house? >> No. Outside. Outside. >> Good. Okay. They brought James. Oh, they're inside the house. They're inside. They're inside. GOT THEM. GET OUT [screaming] OF HERE. >> DON'T FREEZE. DON'T FREEZE. >> Did we win? >> I think we won, bro. Like f max. >> Hell yeah. Good work out there, soldier. Good work. I got to go take that other guy killed. Oh, more tangos. More tangos. Oh. >> Oh, he might be stupid. Sir, do you happen to be stupid by chance? PEANUT. PEANUT. PEANUT. PEANUT. PEANUT. [laughter] KILL HIM. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. KILL HIM QUICK. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Ph. That was a close one. That [laughter] was a close one. >> You almost realized who you were. >> That's right. I had to cut it off the source. Lift that in the butt. You know what's funny, dude? Yesterday I was playing offline and it happened just like that. There was a kid. I killed him. And he goes, "NO, PLEASE. NO. PLEASE, GOD. PLEASE GOD, NO." AND I JUST CAN'T I can't sit there and listen to that cuz I'll feel like Satan. So, I killed him really really quickly. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> And then, no joke like me. >> A guy came down from the hill 10 seconds later and he goes, "Panut, you killed my son." >> Oh my god. [laughter] Oh, that didn't feel super great. [laughter] I gave him a couple matriarch cores. SAID TO MY OH MY GOD. ON ME. ON ME. He's He's broke. He's smoking. >> OH, NOT FEELING TOO GOOD NOW. ARE YOU PAL? Get out of here. >> Oh my god. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> Wait. Sh. Hello. Sh. Hello burnt peanut. >> Hello sir. >> What's going on? >> Oh nothing just hanging around. >> You want to be up? >> Oh I would love that. That would be great. >> I know you would. >> Oh thank you good sir. >> Can I revive my amigo here? >> Sure. Sure. >> Oh thank you good sir. >> Thanks dude. >> You can have the stitcher for and that lemon. Oh, I get a lemon >> and that lemon there. >> Okay, >> I'm big. >> Hell yeah. THANK YOU, BOYS. A THOUSAND TIMES. >> Not a problem. >> Let's get a little bit of the goop and let's get Oh, you guys leaving now? >> Yeah. >> I think we deserve the goop. >> Uh uh. Okay, you can have you can have the goop. We'll just we'll get out of your hair. We'll get out of your hair. Have a good one, boys. >> Appreciate it. Good run. Good run. >> GG's, boys. GG's. >> WPK. They don't know about the stacks of hidden loot. >> Exactly. >> We didn't even get to the good [ __ ] yet. >> Goop goop. >> Yeah. >> Watch this one right here. >> OH YEAH. OH, GOD SPEED, BOYS. GODSPEED. You You LOOK LIKE YOU'VE GOT that handled. Do soldiers such as yourself got that easy. That's That's light work for soldiers like you. Let's get out of here. OH, WAIT. ROCKETEER. ROCKETEER. KILL HIM WITH THE >> I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Uh they're on my safe pocket. One second. I GOT LET HIM HAVE [screaming] IT. OH, HOORAY. Let's leave. God speed, Mr. WPK. Godspeed. Excellent rain, gentlemen. Excellent rain. Mr. WPK, >> what's up, man? >> You're a fine man. It was great meeting you, big man. It was great meeting you. >> Appreciate you giving my stuff back, bro. You get anything good from the trial? >> Uh, wait. From the trial we just did or the one that just happened? >> Uh, the one we just did. I just got a blueprint in. >> Oh, I did. Wait, how do you check? >> Well, it should have showed up, but you could probably check um your inventory to see if you got a blueprint. >> Oh, no. Oh, no. No, I ain't get nothing. Let me see if my bug leader's hot. Did we get anything or no? Oh, I got a Oh, I got a Tempest one. >> That's not too bad. >> That's kind of ass. [laughter] >> Not much, but it's on its work. It's on its work. >> Thanks for playing with WBK. Have a good one, my boy. >> GG, man. Have a good stream. >> I I can't leave. I >> Oh, that's so awkward. >> Oh, yeah. I'll see you. Awkward. All right.
