[0:03]Hello again, friends. I hope you've seen my video of Trumpy Dumpty wanted a crown from the book of the same name that I published it in
[0:17]2020. I'm as promised, I'm reading you a second Trumpy Dumpty poem.
[0:24]The first one was the first in the book. This one is the last. It's called Trumpy Dumpty wanted a title.
[0:34]Trumpy Dumpty wanted a title. To him an imperious handle was vital.
[0:42]Dumpty the bold or Dumpty the great, a moniker lending his legacy weight.
[0:49]He tortured his brain for a suitable label. Dumpty the genius or Dumpty the stable.
[0:56]Dumpty the wise or perhaps the sublime. Not Dumpty the orange, it's too hard to rhyme.
[1:04]While urgent emergencies went unaddressed, an appropriate nickname had Dumpty obsessed.
[1:12]But given what's passed and what's yet to befall him, history will shortly decide what to call him.
[1:22]A Poti whose pants are routinely on fire could be Dumpty the huckster or Dumpty the liar.
[1:31]With his bullshit throughout our pandemic attack, an apt nom de guerre would be Dumpty the quack.
[1:40]With electoral help he's received from afar, there's Dumpty the Russian or Dumpty the Tsar.
[1:46]Racial intolerance opened the spigot for the odious record of Dumpty the bigot.
[1:53]Daddy's podiatrist helped him defer, hence Dumpty the bone and Dumpty the spur.
[2:01]Take his prurient past and for accuracy's sake, call him Dumpty the lecher or Dumpty the rake.
[2:09]The scandals and crimes that have always erupted, make him Dumpty the venal, malign, or corrupted.
[2:18]Compared to the others going back to the first, whatever you name him, he's Dumpty the worst.
[2:26]What title can conjure this ludicrous gent?
[2:31]A Potus who hastened a nation's descent. At the end of this age of profound discontent,
[2:40]I'll settle for Dumpty, the ex-president.
