[0:00]We have been poor too long. We have lived under the clanker's heel for many moons. That will end tonight. I KNOW WE only have 3,444 55 space dollars. But by THE END OF TONIGHT, THAT WILL BE ONE MILLION SPACE DOLLARS. YOUR FUN DO peanut who helps out the community and and picks up trash on the side of the road is not who you're going to see on the battlefield tonight. I'm It's going to BE SADDAM HUSSEIN in space. SPACE SHUT UP HUSSEIN. WE WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. WE WILL CRUSH THEIR BOAT AND TAKE THEIR GOOP. QUACK DOODLE WEDNESDAY. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. LET'S RIDE. Let's [ __ ] go. Saw stars there for a second. Thought I was going to pass out. How are you bungulators doing on this fine? Whackadoodle Wednesday, gentlemen. about my winner. You could be blind, deaf, and mute and playing the game with your toes walking around on your little nubs and be able to make more than 3,000 space dollars. >> The [ __ ] >> Don't have toes. >> Oh yeah. [ __ ] >> Check. My bad. >> And mate, now get in here. By the way, for tonight, I am making 1 million space dollars. And let me tell you my method of doing so. >> Oh, no. >> It's not what you think. It's not. It's a It's a It's a complex interconnection of multitudes of plans and strategim that overall techniques, the tactical advantages of money making as well as economic standards. I >> Okay, you got my attention. >> Good. Here is the plan. We dominate. But not the inventory management will be unlike any other day. I will BE SELLING NO MATTER HOW STUPID IT IS for me to do so. I will be selling every item that is not falling into one of three classes. A heels, B. Bobcats, of course, and C Toro. Everything else goes to the wood chipper. >> I make a suggestion. >> Go ahead. Go ahead. >> So, we were talking over here. >> Okay. >> And I And can can you be open-minded? >> Of course. Of course. >> You got a lot of bobcats. Now, I'm not talking about the bobcats. >> You better watch your tongue, witch. Let me finish. I'm not talking. >> Let him proceed. >> The bobcats that you got names for. The bobcats that you hang Cy's lingerie on. I'm not talking about any of the ones that matter. I'm talking about the stinky, the ugly, the green attachment, low durability. I mean those sell for about 20 TO 20. >> HOLD YOUR TONGUE, DEMON. >> All right. >> YOU YOU YOU ME SUGGEST I TOUCH A SECRET POPCAT IN SUCH DISHONORARY MANNER? TO HELL WITH YOU AND TO HELL WITH YOUR FAMILY. ACTUALLY, FAMILY'S PROBABLY NICE. TO HELL WITH YOU, DEMON. >> Not his family. I'm sure his family's fine. I'm sure I'm probably pretty fat, honestly. That kind of runs in the family. Well, not of a run of the family, but I'm sure it's kind of a big It's in the jeans. Well, they can't really fit in jeans. Well, I'm sure it's kind of like a family tradition. That's why what it is along with eating Big Macs every night and gorging this gullet with chocolate milk. Had to do a triple combo on you. My apologies. But you like triple combos though, don't you, fat [ __ ] >> Roll you down a hill and see how FAR YOU QUADRUPLE YOURSELF. >> THE QUADRUPLE. Here's the plan. Listen carefully. Blue Gate is the most devious, dangerous map with the most characters. Correct. >> Correct. By coming to Locked Gate, we have now deleted 50% of the possible places enemies could reside, doubling our goop potential. Mhm. So, all we have to do is kill 50 men on the surface, take their goop, and leave. >> DO YOU UNDERSTAND, SOLDIERS? YES, SIR. >> OKAY. GOOD. >> Right down here. >> There. >> Oh, there's a cler that sees us directly above >> one. Gotcha. >> Hit him again. >> Just gamer chair for maximum efficiency. >> That guy cracked him. Flash him >> in as well. >> Dead. >> Last one's right here in the bush. In the bush. >> Got him. >> Okay. Well, that was nice. >> That was nice >> for a welloiled machine. >> We are. That was impressive. >> If Yeah, exactly. That Osprey, let me tell you. Let me tell you. I thought that thing was poo garbage and you were just a fat slug. You were doing pretty good out there. Dra, grab the wheelbarrow. We're bringing Hutch with us on this ride. He's earned it. >> And I was like, "Hey, Dad." Oh. Oh. Try >> answer that. All three. All three. One top left. the same thing's happening to us. Peter, this ain't good, buddy. >> Broke gun. Broke gun. >> Right here. Right behind us. >> Oh, dingle. I got you, Sh. I got you. I got you. Oh, never mind. You're dead. >> Yep. >> You're in God's hands now. Well, okay. Uh, >> hello darkness, my old friend. >> I can't even tell what I'm shooting out of this white. That's That's a trash bag. >> Thank you, good sir. >> Shot of that pimp. >> Oh, nice shot. >> That guy. >> YOU FINISH THAT MAN OFF QUICKLY. >> GO, GO, GO. >> CLOSE LEFT. SORRY. At the circle of death. >> Do we have to go finish that man off? >> It's imperative to our situation. >> That's a whole different team than what knocked us. Peanut. Gotcha. Gotcha. They both running for the hills. They're scared. >> Lock in. >> Stand back on me for sure. >> Let a professional handle this one. >> Right here. >> Where? >> I can't see over there. There's these blinds in the way. >> I see. You might see me on >> damage. >> If you could push him behind that tractor, I can shoot him. >> I'm doing a flaky on him. >> Need your help. One health. One health. Literally one health. Nice job. >> THEY GOT YOU. GOT YOU. It's going to take care of you. >> THAT DEMON. OH, THIS GUY had good goop. Holy [ __ ] And a ducky >> in front of you, Peanut. Here >> you one. >> Hit him again. >> I missed all my shots. >> Knocked him. >> Oh, good work. Good work. I'm getting I'm getting you. Watch out. Got one left. >> How is that hooligan not dead? >> LeBron James. I could have swore that was going to get him. And everybody seemed like, "Oh my god, you're so good. You're so cool." Oh, there he is. Got him. >> You better revive. Be careful. Be careful. >> No. No. No, he could not. HE >> TAKE THAT HOOLIGAN. NO, HE DID. He did. >> Got him. >> Nice. >> Die, demon. >> Kachchow. We are cooking. >> Hey. Hello. >> What changed in the last two and a half minutes to where we started doing really good. >> Well, something must have happened. >> Oh my gosh. Face Jesus. an addition by subtraction type of scenario. >> Um, this thing on. >> OH, DRA, OF COURSE. OF COURSE, MR. DRA. Maybe you can solve the mystery. >> We miss you so much, Dra. We swear. >> Oh, we're going right. Oh my god. Right. >> Wait, there's a tank RIGHT HERE. >> TAKE THIS, HOOLIGAN. >> ON US. ON US. >> Got one. GOT ONE. GET OUT OF HERE. >> THERE'S TWO ON TOP OF ME. >> Got you. I'm good. I'm good. >> [ __ ] I got you. Got you. I got you. I GOT YOU. GO, GO, GO. >> RIGHT HERE. ROCKETEER'S GOING TO KILL ONE. LEBRON JAMES. >> LAST ONE HERE. >> TAKE THIS DEMON. GOT HIM. >> I SEE. TOO EASY. TOO EASY. Don't you worry, Maja Peanut's going to take good care of you, my boy. I missed you. >> Oh my god. Space Jesus is right there. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] All right. Well, it was it was it was good while lasted. All right. >> What? >> I would suggest getting in this building here if >> you can't. >> You have >> I got to get in the gas station. Crawl towards ME, PET. >> I'M ON THE WAY. >> THERE'S A WHOLE ANOTHER team on me. Oh, perfect. Perfect. >> Jesus is taking me from behind. >> Yeah. Oh, I see him. I see him. >> I cannot come to you right now. >> Running away in fear. Be honest. >> They're running directly towards me right now. >> I'm going to hide in this bush and let them pass by. >> I'll save you, Peanut. Don't worry. I got you. Sh. Don't move my They're right in front of me. A >> They're fighting another team. >> They're still looking at me. >> They're shooting another team up here. There's two teams. God, who would HAVE THOUGHT? I'M MAKING MY BIG PLAY. GO, GO, GO. We're doing IT. WE'RE DOING IT. OH MY GOD. They're shooting me. They're shooting me as we speak. Whose species is on? This is perfect. This is perfect. THIS IS OUR CHANCE. THIS IS OUR MOMENT. We're back. >> One's pushing us. >> Got you. >> He's dead. >> What an idiot. >> On us. >> I don't know what to do about this. >> Come on, man. I can't help you out. >> Come on, man. Oh [ __ ] >> I came to help you out. Shut up, [ __ ] But he shoots me while I'm down and then begs FOR HIS LIFE. GET OUT. >> YOU got an extra shield? >> Yeah, I got one. Yeah, you need one. >> Let me get it. Yeah, >> here's two. Just cuz I like that. >> No, no, not shield charges. An actual shield. >> No. >> Oh. Oh, >> watch my back. Coming back. >> Okay. Audited. Oh, you just alerted space Jesus of our present location. No. No. He didn't see. He didn't see. I was >> nah. He didn't. >> He doesn't know nothing. >> STOP LIFTING ME UP. LET ME DOWN. HE'S >> OKAY, he knows everything. We got to run TO THE GAS STATION. >> RUN. >> THERE. There's still hooligan snipers on the hill. >> I think I hit one. And we got hooligans on our left. Hey, go, go, go. Jesus Christ. IT'S A WAR ZONE out there. >> Doing good. We're doing good. >> Watch. We need to do a left turn flank past the church back over towards the village and then directly in the rear. >> Okay. >> Catch him by surprise. >> It aggroed them. >> All right. Okay. Okay. All right. I'll jump out the window. You jump out the window. Jack, YOU KEEP BEING DEAD. LET'S RIDE. OH, TAKE THEM RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. What the hell? >> Yeah. Who the hell are these guys? LET'S KILL THEM. >> I have an angle in two seconds. >> Send all watch out. Watch out. >> Oh, these guys are dead. >> Good work. >> Nice touch. >> Let's go. Come on. >> Oh, my shield's breaking too as well. There we go. >> Well, well, well. What do we got here? >> You look hungry, don't you? >> How about you take A LITTLE BIT OF THAT? A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. HE WANTS YOU MORE. TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. LITTLE BIT OF THAT. A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. LITTLE BIT OF THAT. A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. >> Good work, Mr. Hutch. >> Thank you. knew I let out a good war cry. Let him know I was serious. >> I I I was trembling. >> You better watch it. Better watch it. >> Jeez. So, I wouldn't mess with you. >> Oh, hell no. You see, you think they going to mess with us? >> You think >> you guys are doing amazing? I'm so proud of you. >> Thank you, Dra. Thank you. >> Yep. Yep. >> We're going to have an indubious flank on these gentlemen that were shooting us. >> Indubitably. Indubitably. I blindly agree. It is going to be quite exquisite indeed. >> Yes. From the numbers they check out. >> Five. >> Yep. I see one. Hey, one once. >> Hit twice right in here. >> Oh, got you. Gotcha. >> Come on, James. You knocked that guy. One. Same spot but farther right. >> Got you. Got you HERE. >> EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. Oh my god. Got this, too. I'm dead. Oh my goodness. I did not see that guy coming. He came out of the woodworks, out of the shadows. Oh, this is where our venture ends. NO. NOT HAPPY. HAPPY. HAPPY. I'M SUFFERING. >> OH, HE SWINGS. Who swings that? >> Sure. way. >> Hey. >> Yep. >> That hurt a lot. We We'll catch him on the flippity flop. Don't worry. No worries. >> Flippity flop. >> That was but a mere warm up rain. NOW IT IS REALLY TIME to get down to the nitty-gritty. Teach me how to goop. Whip out your quail and your scroll, sir. I'm about to show you a little something. I'm about to show you a little technique that was formed many, many moons ago. Keep your eyes peeled. >> On top. >> Thank you, boys. Oh, and the fire burgers. MHM. >> NOW LOCK IN. >> Now this technology. >> Mhm. >> Did you come up with it or did Hutch come up with it? >> Um, is he defining? I came up with it. >> Thank god. >> Yep. Yep. I >> Okay. Okay. >> Of course. >> All right. Okay. Okay. I wouldn't trust Hutch to draw a hand turkey, let alone come up with a plan to destroy the matriarch. You know what would be sweet? Oh, what? >> Some Runescape tree cutting action. >> I've never played that game. >> You've never played Runescape? >> Mm-m. >> Let me tell you, >> I was never a Runescape either. >> You could be kneede in Iraq with bombs going off all around you. You hit in a tree in Runescape, it all just drifts away. Like, wow. water going back out to sea on a beach. >> Wow. >> Nothing can hurt you. Nothing can touch you. >> You may have been the cause for your parents' divorce. Your house is being foreclosed on. You just lost your job. Doesn't matter. You're chopping your tree. You're level 72 woodcutting. It's a Thursday afternoon and things are great. Am I right, boy? Am I right? Am I right, Am I right? Am I right? AM I AM I RIGHT OR am I right? And then >> you decide to gle everything that you have. >> On a whisp that you could beat him in a one v one. >> Mhm. >> You lose. You lose everything. You go in debt. So you take out another loan. The banks are calling. Multiple people are arguing with you on Discord, but you blocked them. Act like they don't exist anymore. >> So you go back to hitting that tree. Then you have 10, 12, 15, 20 people all surrounding you. to bend you over and show you the truth because you've scammed them out of hundreds of dollars worth of Runescape items, >> but you don't. They don't matter to you cuz you're happy hitting that tree. >> Yeah. You send a couple dick pictures to your dad, ask him to rate it 10 out of 10, but he only gives you a seven. You're disappointed. Once you start hitting that tree, >> amen. >> Washes over you. It washes over you. Nothing can touch you. Oh, picture the join me. Join me in this place. Close your eyes. Forget. Join for a second. Join me in this place. Join me in this place. Just 5 seconds. Chop. Chop. You just got your rune axe from the Grand Exchange. Chop. Chop. Chop. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Mhm. Exactly. Exactly. Wow. Wow. Thanks for going there with me, guys. Thanks for going with with me there for just a second. I appreciate that. >> All right, let's kill innocent people. Peanut, would you have gone to Epstein's island if you were promised Bobcats? >> Oh, great question. >> Good question. Good question. Good question. Good question. Good question. >> Bobcats, huh? How many are we talking? Level fours. Level four bobcats. >> Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That was not a euphemism. That was not a euphemism. That was not a That was not a euphemism. That was not a euphemism. >> Oh god. >> I was just saying that was the best. That was not a euphemism. >> All right. Yeah, that's where we in that question there. That's where we end that question. >> Here's my strat. >> What? >> The second we start hitting this, it's going to spawn bastions, bombaders, leapers. Boys, we have to kill the [ __ ] leaper. If we don't >> the leaper, there's nothing. It's the Mr. Crabs that really gets you >> that as well. But uh let's make a truce here. Go ahead and take your take your axes out. >> Okay. Right. >> When the when this [ __ ] dies, there's going to be hundreds if not thousands of people all going for the loot if we all try and loot cuz we're terrified of a certain someone. Dra, I'm not pointing any fingers here. >> What? Peanut. >> A certain someone. >> Mhm. >> That is going to take all the course. Now, Peanut, I would love >> I don't know who that is. We got to find out who that guy is and stop him. Now, Tina, we're going to you're going to loot the the entire matriarch, >> but we need to be able to trust you that we're going to get an equal proportion OF PROFITS. >> OF COURSE, OF COURSE. >> OF COURSE. OF COURSE. YES. OF COURSE. YES. YES. >> All for one and one for all. Of course. Yes. Yes. >> Let's beat the [ __ ] out of each other so we know we're telling the truth. >> Okay. >> Okay. I lied. blood packed now. You >> I lied during the blood pact. >> Oh, okay. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Then that means he's he's already he's already agreed. All right. Wonderful. >> LET'S RIDE. >> WE'RE DOING IT. OKAY. LET ME START. >> WELL, WE WAIT UNTIL 17. NEVER MIND. I forgot. >> Come on back in. The water is fine. Sorry, I GET LOCKED IN. LET HIM HAVE IT. HIDE. I'LL SHOOT THESE. I'll shoot these. >> I finished. >> I can't see anything. >> I take care of the clickers. One down. One down. BOTH DOWN. BOTH DOWN. OH, MR. SPIDER. MR. SPIDER. >> I'LL USE A WOLF. I'LL USE A WOLF EGG. I'd keep the wolf. >> TAKE THAT, MR. SPIDER. >> TAKE YONDER. >> WAIT. MINE BEHIND. >> TAKE THAT, YOU FOUL BEAST. >> KEEP HIM BEHIND. KEEP HIM BEHIND. NO. >> OH, GO BACK. GO BACK. >> I'm dead. NO. >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. >> RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. Got track. >> What you doing? WHAT YOU DOING? RIGHT HERE. Deep deep. Broken. Broken. Oh my god. We're dead. >> You come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. I got you. Got you. Got you. Got you. Got you. Got you. [ __ ] >> I think he res grenade. [ __ ]
[23:46]kill YOU JUST KILL ME >> SITTING HERE. >> Chill for a second, BOYS. >> STAY BACK, DEMONS. I SEE NOTHING. I DON'T see nothing. I'm turning on my hacks. Deep deep. >> Heads up over there. >> Advancing. advancing. Oh my god, there's one in here. No [ __ ] way. He's on the left. He's on the left. No. Cracked him. Cracked him. Cracked. NO. NO. >> That's dead. >> I mean, it's just a game. It's just a game, guys. Just a game. Just a game. We'll catch you next time. We'll catch you next time. No need to worry. No need to worry. DEFINITELY DO NOT GET A DIE. >> Which you going to get? >> Definitely don't have that happen. That Oh, I'd be so angry if that happened to those guys. >> That would be the worst. That would be the worst. Just chopping trees in Runescape. Chopping trees in Runescape. >> Take a quick take a quick trip with me. >> Wait, wait. Two teams. It's two teams. One dead. >> They're winning. >> All dead. We're the winners. >> Kill before they get to the hatch. >> No way. >> Hud, you did incredulous out there. >> Thank you, Peanut. Thank you, Peanut. >> That was a sight to behold. >> Yep. Yep. >> Boy, I have to get a fisheye lens cuz it's touch and all, but that was a that take a mental picture, guys. Are you ever alive? Are you over ever over 4' 6, pal? About that, Nick Rex. Got a little question for you. Got a little question for you, Nick. >> I don't know where they came from. >> We don't be that bad. Ponder that for a second, Nick Rex. Uh, dude, I'm telling you, I What the hell is going on? What is happening? We wait there for 12 minutes of absolute silence and bliss as if there was a diplomatic peace amongst the world. And as soon as we shoot at the main chuck, THE FIRST BULLET, SIX BIG GIRTHY BOLLOCK MEN [ __ ] OUR ASS. YUM. BALANCED. >> Balanced as all things should be. No matter. That was but a mere warm up round. Now it's really time to get down to business. Let's talk business. Let's talk business, boys. Stocks and bonds. Stocks and bonds. >> Mhm. M I say I say free kit. No. >> Oh nay. >> You want You want to get up? >> Vinator. Vinator. Hidden bunker. We camp the bunker. What about that? What about that? I'm I'm down for whatever. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm I'm definitely down to kid up. Hutch, are you feeling that? >> Hutch, you feeling that? Hutch, why are you mad at me? Hutch. Hutch. He's not feeling it. He's not feeling it. Just like his heartbeat. >> I'm back. I got a beer. What are we doing? >> Hidden bunker. camp the hidden bunker. What do you think? >> Okay, I'm in. >> [ __ ] yeah. I think we're going to have a great raid. I think we're I honestly I know we haven't been doing too good. I know the team morale is low, but I bet you this raid is the best raid of the night right here. I've got a feeling something something in the air. Some magical wisps in the air. I'm feeling it. You I smell it. I smell it. Do you taste it? You sense that? >> I taste it. And I'm going to say this. I think when we do win and and and god will it be great when we win. I say we don't take every [ __ ] dollar that we profited, liquidate it, throw it straight into some crazy method of killing the matriarch, fail, and then continue to do so until we not only lost our profit, but also lost more than our profit until we are all poor, broke, behind a Wendy's, sad, buming chili off of the fat guy who just left. >> That never happened. I don't know what you're talking about. Ah, perfect. You know what we need for this raid? >> A jam sesh. >> Two fat hillbillies. >> Oh. OH, NO. >> YOU READY, BOYS? NOW, LET'S GET OUT THERE AND SHOW WHO THE BOS IS. OH, I CAN'T READ THAT FAST. I CAN'T READ THAT FAST. We're on the wrong map. >> We all I I say we hatch out and we go to the right map. But >> or >> head home at the end of >> I told you were right. >> We kill but one team then we leave. Mhm. Mhm. Little extra group on the side. What do you think? Let's just go kill those hooligans and then we'll get out of you out. Activating the bridge. >> Activating the bridge. >> Activating the bridge. >> No, you got it. Yeah. All right. There's second floor up here. >> Okay, gotcha. We'll sneak out. We'll sneak through that tunnel under them and catch them by surprise. >> Oh, takeos. Takeos. One broke. Two broke. Two broke. All three broke. Got three broke. They're all one. They're all one. They're all one. I kill him. I kill him. >> JOHN, take that hooligan. Gotcha. >> I got another one. I got another one. There's one left. One left. >> EAT MY POOPY BIT. EAT MY POOPY VINE. >> Did you just cast a spell on us? >> Yeah. What was that? >> YEAH. >> NO, PETER. NO. >> BEHIND BEHIND BEHIND BEHIND. OH, CRACKED. Warning over there. >> You see him? No. No. No. I don't think you see him. There he is. HE'S GETTING AWAY. GET HIS ASS. [ __ ] HIS ASS. >> THERE'S GOING TO be one closer. >> Maybe behind the box right here. >> Yeah. Yeah. Stay out. STAY OUT. I KILL. I KILL. I kill. Oh, good work. Little bit of goop. Are they behind which back? >> Oh, he was dumb and poor as well. >> Shotguns are southeast. East. That's the gear team. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> By the way, Gooper got me fresh. Hope you guys didn't mind. >> Don't mind. Very welcoming. >> Thank you. >> Start to stink a little bit. >> Is moonshine still illegal to make in your backyard or can you do that? In your backyard? Illegal? Yes. Do people still do it in a large portion? Yes. >> What makes it illegal? Like, is it the percentage of alcohol or is it that you make it in your backyard? >> The US government sanctioned that it is uh not unhealthy, but uh what's the word I'm looking for, chat? Basically, in fear of us hurting ourselves, that that's the reason why we can't make it or hurting others. Oh, the government knows what's best for us. >> There it is. >> God, I love the government. >> That's why you get that [ __ ] from a gas station and then it's fine. >> Honestly, you know what? Up my taxes. Up my taxes. Up them. Up them. I don't think we're paying enough. I don't think we're paying enough. I think we should just give them all of our money and then whatever they feel like giving back, that's what we graciously have. There he is. GOT ONE. GOT ONE. GOTCHA. SQUIDWARD. GO. SQUIDWARD. >> What the hell? He closed the door on with Squidward inside. Is he some type of suicidal guy? What? He's going to Squidward is going to kill him. Oh my god. Squidward is stuck in the door. Is he? Not even joking. Oh. Oh, he exploded. Jack, you know about the Dorisy, don't you? >> No. >> You know about the Dorisy? >> What's that? >> It's ancient technology from bitty moons ago. >> I think the Egyptians used to use it >> back when the pyramids and the giants were around in >> the big elephants. >> So you This is the Dorisy attack. You see that? Now they can only shoot the top 60. Oh [ __ ] >> So I got headshotted. One shot. Close. I just got ripped. >> One moment. >> One moment. >> Watch your back. >> Little bit of healing. >> Well, there's an imaginary smoke every single time I ADS, so I can't see through the door. >> You missed. Push man. Better luck next time, little guy. I'm raising them up. Getting them fired up. They're about to push. Doing great. You're doing great. >> Yeah. Okay. Let me do some more. Let me do SOME MORE. YOUR GUN IS A LIE. NOW WE'VE GOT HIM. NOW WE GOT HIM. I just see one on the left. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. >> Oh, what the hell? in front of me with a volcano sitting behind a [ __ ] box. >> Oh, THEY OH, THEY GET BEHIND US. OH, >> perfect distraction. >> Team kill the fat one and then have three guys go in our beehive. They used that back in World War I. Where did all these people come from? >> What the You having some type of STUPID PERSON CONVENTION? WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE? GET OUT OF HERE. >> HEY, how you doing? >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. >> WITH ME, BROTHERS. >> WITH ME, BROTHERS. >> FOLLOW ME. >> OUR TIME IS NOT FINISHED JUST YET. >> THESE LANDS ARE OURS. JUST WAIT A FEW MINUTES. >> All right, get AIDS and die. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. I was honestly hoping when Hutch died, they would just stuff the door closed and then we wouldn't have to watch that side. But he died a couple feet from it. >> That was the team that came through the vents. >> Yeah. Yeah. Back to plan A. Back to plan A. You were right. We should have hatched that raid. I a a big peanut can admit when he's wrong. A big peanut can admit when he's wrong. And I think you're right. We should have hatched that raid. Oh, I'm out of augments. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] guys. I'm not even joking. Like the whole poor thing was kind of just like a bit for the first little bit. Um I genuinely like won't be able to play the game if we don't start winning. I'm >> not running a spa. >> Some of you should have had We should have had We should have had >> the the facilities for that matter. >> Yeah, the facilitators. The facilitators. I concur. RIDE. HUTCH. YOU READY FOR A GREAT RAID? Come on, Papa. Stay behind me. Yeah. Stay in the back. Let the real warriors handled the fight. >> I thought these were a bunch of ducks on the ground. That's how delirious I am. They were just bushes. I want it to be noted that I may die the most out of the team, but it is because I am on the front line 90% of the time. >> Yes. And me dying >> usually helps the team figure out where the other team is. >> Mhm. >> I want that to be noted. >> Yeah. Offensive linemen. I'm on the Cowboys like Tom Brady. >> But I don't kiss my son ON THE MOUTH. THAT'S RIGHT. HONESTLY, I COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT Tom Brady does for his wife. He seems like he's in it to win it. We say I think she left. >> Tom Brady's wife left Tom Brady. >> Yeah. For a yoga instructor, I believe. >> Leave Tom Brady. >> Mhm. I think so. >> I don't care if that guy's in hot candle wax [ __ ] suit sex. I am letting him penetrate my [ __ ] like a like a like a like a like a take missile in the cannon. I don't know what left Tom Brady. Does he have like the most passing yards like whatever? Forever in forever of ever. Forever. >> I think so. I think so. >> Who's leaving Tom Brady? That's crazy. That's crazy. I would leave. I would love I would love Tom Brady forever if if he gave me the chance. I just need one. >> Think you can make him happy, P? >> I can make him happy. Oh [ __ ] Oh, we're alive. You okay? >> Never been better. >> Go, go, GO. THEY'RE TRYING TO scattle out with all the goob. >> That's our goob. How many shot my side? Just a goo here for maximum efficiency. >> Shot left or where? >> Yeah, from that shot FROM HEAD SHOT ONE. HEAD SHOT ONE. I cannot help you guys. I got drone. Oh, I I I really got myself into a sticky situation. Really into a sticky situation. >> This guy swinging deep left on me. >> Wait, I think one. Yo, one right. One right. I'm backing up. I'm backing up. Which on the truck out there? The the ball in there. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Yeah. Swinging on your right, Peanut. >> I see him. I see him. Hit him once. Take this hooligan AND PATCH THAT. GOT HIM. ONE MORE. One more. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] That guy twice out there. >> Hey, there's two. There's two. Back them. Flash them. Jeez Louise. These guys came to play ball. Little bit of reloading. I'm going to push up. Watch. Yeah, I'm with you. Little bit of goo.
[39:54]OH MY. >> THAT'S FLYING TOWARDS >> OH MY. OH, THE BODY OF A GREATER. >> I just heard someone reshield. Was that us? >> Maybe. Maybe. >> I heard someone hit metal. That wasn't >> I'm coming. I'm coming. >> Go, go, go. >> Play aggro. >> Did you win? >> Not not in here. Yeah, he like insta gave up. >> I think I heard a knock to one of the bombs >> that we were fighting. >> Oh man, we're gooping. WE'RE GOOPING. GUYS, I'VE GOT TWO Tempest fours that that I found somewhere else. Not on this guy. Dude, I was poor. No need to take him. You see how that's done, boys? You see how that's done. Little trick of the trade. Little trick of the trade. >> Well, I'm rich. There are people dying to the east. We go take a little peep. >> We could take your winnings. >> Yo, let's do a quicky side. Let's do a quicky side. Mhm. >> BACK TO SPACE. >> IT'LL TAKE ME out here. >> What do you mean? Where? >> He's He's >> Come on in. The water's fine. PERFECT. >> NOW, BACK to Spain. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> Raid, boys. That calls for A DRINK. >> CHEERS, BOYS. CHEERS, BOYS. >> WOW. DRA, let me tell you, the way you chased that guy down like a hound was commendable. Was commendable. That was incredulous. That was incredulous. Hutch, let me tell you, the way you moved that fat lard body with such swiftness and nobility was absolutely exquisite. I will have you highly commended when we get back to the station for such endeavors. >> Mhm. >> Thanks. No problem. >> Anytime. Anytime. >> Don't say anything's come across your desk. And let's just keep stacking that cash. >> A maximum goop raid just came across my desk. >> Now, let me tell you what you're going to need. >> Oh my god. >> I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. One more one more regular raid. NO BOSSES OR NOTHING. Here's the plan, boys. Listen closely. Are you see? >> Yep. I'm >> Okay. Oh, yeah. He's He's bad. Are you seeing Are you sing? >> Listen. >> Okay. Oh, he's playing. We go to Goop. Are you seeing? Are you seeing? >> Listening. >> We're going to Goop Tower. Then, are you saying? Are you sing? >> Listening. Listening. >> We go to Goop Tower. And we kill a guy or take his equipment. Then he use it to kill the matriarch. Wait. OKAY. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOYS? >> SO HUTCH did say, "Let's not win one raid and then and then liquidate." >> We're not liquidating. We're not liquidating. for killing a guy for their equipment then to kill the magi. >> Don't you worry. I listened. >> People say boiled peanuts are a lot better, but a burnt peanut subpar. I guess >> boiled peanuts. >> I've actually had burnt peanuts. >> They sell them at Bies. >> I never been to a Bies. I've heard great things about a B. >> They don't have Bies in Miami. >> Where the hell do you go for snacks, drinks, and beaver attire? What's that over there? >> Out there. [ __ ] >> I'm not seeing nobody. >> Oh, they'll come. >> Yeah, if they don't come, we'll make them come. >> Mhm. I'm going to come. I apologize. >> Right here. Where? >> Where? Where? >> Crossing bridge. One dead inside. >> FINISH THAT MAN UP. I'M GOING TO WIN. >> The hell is that guy doing? Is he stupid? >> You dead? >> Is he dumb? >> Meet a 14year-old boy. >> What the [ __ ] >> Oh, wait. >> Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. >> Did he say murdering? >> No. No, he didn't. >> What did he say? >> No, he didn't. >> Not something that warranted the response. Quote unquote good. I will tell you that. >> [ __ ] >> Oh, no. My bad. I thought he said murdering. >> Nope. He said this guy's here to meet a 14-year-old boy. >> Well, I killed him. Look at that. >> And then Hutch promptly said, "God, >> oh [ __ ] >> this is, >> you know, there is three million pages. Might want to do a double check." >> Oh my god. This guy's got a Toro. >> Little bit of goop. [ __ ] >> Little bit of goop. >> Everyone spamming. Come inside. INSIDE. INSIDE. INSIDE. >> WATCH. WATCH. >> NO. NO. Come on. Come. Come. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Goop. >> Are close. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like on my ping. Like on on the back pill. >> Watch out. Watch out. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. I can't hear him. I can't I can't hear. >> He was right there. >> I'm on it. Don't you worry. DON'T YOU I'M ON THE CASE. >> Oh god. >> THAT TRIED. >> OH [ __ ] Damn it. >> Actually, that reminds me. I saw a Tik Tok today. >> Oh god. >> You know how everybody's doing that? Oh, what if your favorite celebrity is on Epstein's list? I highly doubt X is on, you know, just X X is on X's list and then someone photoshopped me into Epste into the plane. I saw that. >> I saw that. >> Oh, I think I could have swore I just saw someone's head traveling right to the left of this rock. >> I think we saw birds, too. >> Good cops. >> Someone died. >> Drag, watch out for those birds. >> Yes, sir. mean people, idiot. >> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. >> Someone died inside. I don't see a flare. >> Follow me. >> Yeah, I think I'm here. >> Follow me. Crew. >> Five seek grenades for this. >> Where space is at? I hear it. Give me a rocket over there. >> Hell yeah. >> Squeeze me66. Dear Mr. Peanut, my eyes delight. Also, how much for me to sniff? >> Oh my god. On me. >> Oh, how about a crispy 50? A crispy 50. Little bit of goop. We're getting shot. We're getting shot. >> Trying to leave. >> Welcome. He's over. He's over there. >> Little bit of goo. >> Some fentanol score. We need that. We need >> time to leave. Look at >> that. Three purple augments. That's nice. ALL RIGHT, BOYS. Let's ride. Jack, you take point. I'll come in your rear. Hutch. STAY FAB. THEY'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE. They escaped. >> Well, they left. Damn it, >> [ __ ] Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> I don't want to jinx it. >> Mhm. >> We're two for two now, boys. >> We're two for two. That's the first two raids in a row we survived all night. And it's only going to continue. No doubt whatsoever. I guarantee it. >> Well, HEY, AM I RIGHT, BOYS? >> THINK I MIGHT jump off there. >> What? >> OH, HUTCH, IT'S >> OH, YOU'RE NOT. YOU SAID till 2 a.m. >> I never said that. We have a long night tomorrow. We got a sponsor tomorrow. We >> You are not hopping off right now. You are not hopping off right now. You promised until at least one. I remember the conversation. I never promised. >> You promised until at least one. I remember the conversation. Dra, you were there. >> That never. No, that never. >> You were there, Dra. Tell them. Let him know. >> You just said two and then you were like, "ONE, >> you aren't leaving. You aren't leaving. >> I need something to wake me up." >> Have you tried math session? >> Aren't you prescribed it from your doctor? >> Jam session. >> I'm in. Are we sure this is a hype song? I feel like we should choose something else. >> YOU DON'T LIKE THIS ONE? >> IT IS GOOD, but it's not giving ME THAT THAT HYPE I need. >> Oh, you want to you want to Sometimes in this >> you want something even crazier. >> Uh there's something crazy. Something something crazy. I made YOU I FEEL SO GOOD. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> THAT WAS >> That was a good one. >> I'm locked in. >> Oh, yeah. OH, IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME TO GET TO IT. IT'S TIME TO get to business. >> I don't know how we LOSE AFTER. >> AM I RIGHT, BOYS? >> SO MUCH. >> Oh my god. >> That your drinking song. >> Oh yeah, that gets you going. AND RIGHT AGAIN. GOD, I'M SO LOCKED in right now. Let me tell you. Let me tell you, it's a >> sneaky one. It's a sneaky. >> I have to admit that song was crap, but I am so locked in right now. Use my head right round. Right round. WE GO DOWN. WE GO DOWN. DOWN. >> Now that just the voice of an angel >> or a dying seal. If the angel was punished like >> that would still be an angel, dumbass. Be a seal angel. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Stupid. You stupid [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> Hey, don't you don't you talk angry at me. Don't you talk [ __ ] angry at me. >> Don't you grit your teeth when you're talking to me. >> I'll your [ __ ] Someone spawn. They're They're in uh Really? Zip. Zip. ZIP. ZIP. ZIP. >> LET'S GET THEM. ZIPS. ZIPS. YEP. YEP. They're coming. Just let them come. >> Yeah. They're pushing it. They're pushing it. I'm going to put TD on it. >> Yeah, I'm ready as well. >> Up that sucker P. >> I'M ON IT. TAKE THIS [ __ ] >> One's in. Two dead. Two dead. Two dead. I got res. I got rest. All three dead. >> WE'RE BACK. Little bitty goo. >> I'll go loot the guy at the bottom. >> Little bitty goop. >> Honestly, I think that one was all me right there. I That one was all me. >> Yeah, it was. >> Mhm. >> Yeah, it was. Definitely not the barrage of grenades that we THREW BEHIND YOU. OH MY GOD. Open it again. >> I'll hold. I'm opening. >> We're going to chill up here for a second. >> You up. >> Need to get out of here. >> No, not anymore. Horrible. Horrible nade. Hold your nade. >> Yeah, we might need to get out of here. >> You come up here, boys. It's nice and It's nice and safe up here. >> I cracked one. I'm getting burned. I'm getting burned. I'm getting burned. >> You guys got a drop. >> Is that guy playing over a loudspeaker? What is he saying? >> What the hell? >> [ __ ] points code. >> I got this. >> I tell you, it sounds like he's talking over the loudspeak at a stadium. >> Over here, >> SIR. I SAW THE CONCESSION stand when we walked in. No need to announce it. >> Shots up. Shots up. Shots up. Uh, trouble chasing you. Chase you. >> There's one. Got him. >> Nice. >> Do we win? >> Who the winners? >> I think you guys got them all. I didn't DO ANYTHING. >> OR THE WINNERS. >> GOOD [ __ ] HUTCH. What the [ __ ] >> How did I live? I ate [ __ ] >> He tried to escape. >> One, George. Yep. Over here. >> Nice. Good shot. >> Hey, this sniper just cracking. They're hard running. They're hard running. >> I see. I see him. Take that railing. Gotcha. Oh [ __ ] >> All right. Well, that didn't feel super great. Auto clue. There he is. WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? Y. Y. FLESH. DEAD. OH, HE'S GOT HIM. >> Practice boy. Last one's here. >> Gone with you, Misrean. >> Little bit of goop. >> Little bit of goo. >> Nice. Nice. Nice. >> Oh, they're dumb and poor. I repeat, dumb and poor. >> No, >> it's the hard truth. >> Yeah. >> Oh, take us START TO THE NORTHEAST. QUICKLY, QUICKLY, MAKE HASTE. There's more goop TO BE GOTTEN. RIGHT OVER THERE. >> WHERE? >> OVER YONDER. OVER YONDER. >> SWAMP. >> MHM. MHM. >> GOOD. DINGGA. >> PEANUT. Did you ever watch Step Brothers? >> Um, no. I hit the little Windows button on my keyboard and I saw that it was like Anne Frank's birthday or something. Dope. >> What does that have to do? You told me you were going to watch it. >> I don't know. I was just I was just saying >> trying to block you guys that way. >> Don't worry, guys. We We're here. You're saved. You're saved. YOU'RE SAVED. You're saved. You're saved, guys. You're saved. REJOICE. REJOICE. >> Little bit of goo. >> Wait, did they kill each other and then the drone took out the survivor? Um, yeah, I think so. Mhm. >> Oh, goodness. >> Yeah. Goodness gracious. Let me hold. Let me pop open my Windows thing again. Oh, sorry. Rosa Parks. >> Take that. Take that. Take that. Take that. Pet. >> It says on the Windows thing when you hit Windows. So, we were I saw some guys talking about Anne Hathaway. That's in the chat. So, I I kind of got confused. Yeah. Yeah. Rosa Rosa Parks's birthday. CHEERS TO THAT, BOYS. BOYS. >> Stand by. >> Well, I also haven't updated my windows in like two years cuz I'm scared. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I Yeah. Updating your windows is bad. >> I don't know how you're able to do that. My >> the Russians are spying on us. >> Well, I avoid that. >> You want the launch codes? This bad. But you I'm almost in the 200,000 space sellers club. This is going pretty good. >> Nice. >> Thanks. Thanks. >> Exam session. Look at us. Hell yeah. Let's do it without Hutch. I hate THAT GUY. >> YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND. WHEN YOU go down. Wow. Wow. I feel reinvigorized. I Let me tell you, boys. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I could conquer a nation. I could write a book. I could run a marathon. I could sail to the United States and spread diseases to everyone THAT WAS THERE. NOW LET'S RIDE. IMAGINE IF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS was listening to that song when he was singing across it. Like we'd have two United States. >> Who would we take? Canada. >> Yeah. SO WHO SOMEBODY WHO CARES? >> I'm in. >> Hell yeah. >> [ __ ] THEM. TAKE SOMEBODY. >> YES. YES. YEAH. UM, now let's ride a night raid. Spooky time. >> Spooky time. >> Two space Jesuses. We got to go in quick. >> Let's get down there. Stand. >> Oh, there's two space Jesuses. I said >> [ __ ] >> They're in here, boys. >> You wait. You said that? >> Yes, he did. He did. He did. >> Oh, okay. Must have tuned him out. I don't really trust Hodge to count to two. >> In incoming. Oh, [ __ ] >> I wanted I WANTED a wall. Back one dead. One down. What? >> What the hell? I'm already dead. WAIT, THEY'RE THIRSTY. They're thirsty. They're thirsty. Oh, >> [ __ ] They can s We're back. >> I got you. I got you. >> Follow follow. Follow follow. >> Following. Following. Following. FOLLOWING. FOLLOWING. >> RETREAT. FALL BACK. Not good. Holding shotguns on there. Disping the wall. Dispare same spot. YEP. >> WATER. WATER. >> NICE. >> THERE HE IS. BROKE HIM. GOT HIM. >> DEAD. NICE. >> DIE, DEMON. >> Good thing. Oh my good heavens. Some naughty boys are down there. Um. >> Oh, maybe cheater. Maybe cheater. Maybe cheater. Maybe cheater. MAYBE CHEATER. OVER HIDING. NO WAY. >> One hunch. One hunch. >> There's another team behind us. >> Sir, sir. >> Good sir. >> For this raid, >> I'm on whoever's team that wins. I am a [ __ ] with no moral compass. I want that to be known. Go winning team. Go winning team. >> 5 MINUTES. UH, YES. YES. IS I, MR. PEANUT, YOUR FAVORITE STREAMER? >> HELLO. >> YES. HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE DAY, GOOD SIR? >> YEAH. YEAH, they're raging. >> I'm coming. I'm coming. All head is in front of my face. >> Yeah, they're raging. They're raging. >> Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good. Peanut. What? I'm still alive. Really? What the hell? >> And I can't walk. I've got you. Don't you worry. COME, COME, COME. >> WAIT. NO. IT'S ME. I'M THE GOOD GUY. WAIT, GUYS. I WAS JUST GOING to revive my friend. I'm Guys, I'm the Guys, I'M THE I'M THE GOOD GUY. I'M THE GOOD >> HIS HEALTH. I didn't even see his his shield break. It was just him dying. Oh my god. I >> think that's a $40 spender right there, brother. >> Mhm. $40 spender. $40 spender. >> All right, boys. GG's. >> No, not GG's. Hutch. GG's. I will see you. >> Four more Twinkies and lock in. >> [ __ ] you. >> No, Hutch. Hutch. You said you'd be on till one. You get your ass in this next raid. >> See you tomorrow. Good morning. >> No. No. No. You got your dialysis appointment tomorrow. You're staying on tonight. >> I need to do. >> No way. He just left. Drag. Can you believe that? >> Why would he do that? >> I don't know. I don't know. >> Finally winning. >> Honestly, I didn't want to say anything, but I'm fairly certain he left because he worshiped Satan. >> I didn't want No, seriously, I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to say it. I did not want to be the first to say. I was hoping somebody else would say it. So that's just what I think. >> If that's a read that you got, I can't tell that. >> Yeah, exact. Yeah, I I have a sense for these things. I really do. I really do. Like a third eye. >> Mhm. Would you like to see my third eye? I can send you some pictures. People are telling me that we have too few players now over and over again. >> You getting that over there in your chat? >> I just see Tfue in my chat. >> Yeah, too few players. Yeah. >> Oh, >> as if we don't know that there's a maximum of three players. Guys, we play this game a lot. >> Guys, we're playing true. know they don't know that we know that this game can go up to three players. They think they think fools of us or something >> drunk. >> YEAH, YOU HIGH. >> YOU ON ZAZA? >> COME ON. >> THEY'RE on that communist green googly gas. I bet you anything 100%. I can see him over there just waiting to talk about socialized healthcare and starving all their people. Communists know it. Jesus
