[0:02]dekho main 24 saal ka hoon jisme se char saal maine barbad kar diye. kyunki maine kari hai Printing Engineering. Char saal padhai karke mere ko print karna aata hai. wah kya aata hai mere ko, hai? Aap logo ko print karna aata hai? You are also Printing Engineers. Aap log ke paas bas degree nahi hai. degree toh humein bhi nahi thi scanned copy mein jaake printing toh sikhayi hai. Kar lo print. Printing toh aati hai na bhai. Itna f***ed up department, college ke saamne ka xerox wala guest lecture mein aata tha. Hum log practical exam mein theory ke question paper print kar rahe the. aur bacche phir bhi fail ho rahe hain. Khud karke maine kaha padh lo question. keh raha hai padhna aata toh printing engineering karte. Kyunki saare bacche jo the na gaon se aa gaye the bechare you know sab log gaon se the. Hamare class mein itne gaon ke bacche the hamara CR bhi nahi tha, hamara Sarpanch tha. Ek bacchi ki shaadi karwa di usne second year mein. Vida ho gayi second year karke woh. Placement nahi vida hi ho gayi uski. Shaadi uski hui card humein print karne pade. Kya hai yeh printing engineering? Yeh b****di ke liye hamare department mein saant teacher the. Itne hi job hain ismein theek hai. Aur woh bhi hamare college se padh ke bane the teacher. Unka campus placement campus mein hi ho gaya yaar. Toh woh saare teacher mein se sirf ek ko English aati thi theek hai. Lekin usko padhana nahi aata tha. Usse kaha bhi projector nahi on hota tha class ka. Roz koshish karta tha. Aur ego bhi tha humko puchta bhi nahi tha usne seedha exam mein daal diya How to turn on projector? Hamare exam mein teacher apne personal problem puch rahe hain humse. Why my wife sleeping with my brother? 16 marks. Bacche likh bhi rahe hain because you are printing engineer. Final year ke exam mein sawal aaya, Why is ink? Why is ink? Ink kyun hai? Yeh bhi nahi ki what is ink? How is ink made? Why is ink? Baccho ki gand hi fat gayi woh dekh ke bhai. Kya likhega isme? Phir madam aayi keh rahi sorry sorry baccho it is What is ink. Maine kaha printing ke exam mein printing mistake kaise kar sakte ho yaar? Aadhe bacche toh answer bhi likhne lag gaye the Don't drink ink it is poison. Ekdam panic mein likh raha hai baccha kuch bhi. Paas bhi toh hona hai bhai. Don't drink ink it is poison. Yeh likh ke paas ho gaya baccha. Isse bada jhoot nahi hai by the way koi. Meri bachpan mein pen ki ink khatam ho jaati thi. Main refill nikaal ke wahin choosne baith jaata tha. Puri jeeb blue ho jaati thi meri phir avatar ban ke ghoomta tha. Ek baar exam mein pen khatam hua jeeb se likha last answer. Full stop ki jagah thook maari. Thoo. 5 baccho ka full stop ho gaya wahan pe.
[3:38]Hamare ek madam thi, tum vishwas nahi karoge usne ismein bhi PhD kiya tha. Printing engineering mein PhD. What a waste of a sperm? Maine usko bola itna hai kya ismein padhne ke liye madam Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl P. Khatam. Keh rahi hai print preview.
[4:05]Final year of engineering mein tumhe chaar log sath mein group banate hain aur kuch crazy banate hain theek hai. Home automation kar raha hai koi, koi aise drone bana raha hai, koi apne nana ko zinda kar raha hai theek hai. Bade bade kaam karte hain log. Aur hamara final year project tha to convert a colourful image into black and white. And take a print out. Aur department mein black and white printer hi hai. Usmein bhi bacche doubt pooch rahe hain. Ma'am save karna hai ki save as? Madam keh rahi hai baitho beta. Uber chalani hai aapko.
