Peanut Gets His Wings | Arc Raiders

[0:03]Jesus Christ. That's Jason Bourne. [screaming] >> Let's ride. >> All right, Peanut. Come here. Let's Let's just go ahead and test this out so we can prepare. >> Don't you worry. >> So, you get right up here. >> You say come. >> I say >> I come. I say I say I say how how far? Yeah. I'm going to jump. Wait, wait, wait. Don't do Let me jump three times first. I'm going to jump in a rhythmic manner. >> Okay. I said, "LET ME JUMP THREE TIMES [screaming] FIRST." >> I THOUGHT YOU BEEN THE third time. Sorry. >> No. And then you should do it anytime after the three times. >> Okay. >> Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] >> Wait. Okay. Okay, that book. >> Good job. [laughter] >> Perfect. Great work. >> Here, I got you. [laughter and gasps] Oh, >> WHAT IS THAT [ __ ] I HATE IT. [clears throat] >> You idiots. >> This is going pretty. Oh my god. Oh my [laughter] god. WHAT ARE WE DOING? [screaming] I've covered home. Coming home. Tell I'm coming. Oh [ __ ] Guys, guys, guys, guys. Wait. Before you kill us, no, you have to know something. Oh my god. [laughter] [snorts] >> Oh my. I'm in pain. I'm I do not feel very good. I don't feel my best right now. >> What a sweet treat. >> What a sweet delight. >> Seems like a nice guy. >> What a sweet little treat. What a sweet What a sweet [ __ ] treat. >> Okay, I don't like your >> Hey guys, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. I do. >> Well, [screaming] yeehaw, partner. That's just how the rattlesnake rattles sometimes. [laughter] That's how the pecan pie cools down. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. >> Brand new step. >> That's how the lady square dances. Yep. Mhm. M. [laughter and gasps] >> Yeah. >> What are we doing? What are we up to? What is the plan here? Who's the mastermind of said plan? I have many questions. Many questions that need immediate answering. >> I'm raising my hands. I I will take blame. I'm sorry. >> That's okay. That's okay. We We forgive you. >> We forgive you. Me and Cloy know that you are a very good man and you just made a simple mistake. All right. We still respect you and we still love you. >> Thank you so much. >> Uh, you got to look in the direction the Nate is going. >> You got to look in the direction the Nate is going. >> You don't pivot. You don't pivot your feet. >> YEAH. WHENEVER YOU LOOK, YOUR feet move. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Hut, you better not do that. I feel like it'd be pretty weird for you to see your feet move. You haven't seen that in quite a few years. Might be startling. >> I don't even have feet. No legs. You have no arms. What are we talking about? >> What the hell is wrong with you? Are you some type of peanut racist or something? You hear this fat [ __ ] You boys ready for a great raid? Then let's do it. >> New tech. New tech. New tech. >> What do tag? >> I'm waiting for Cloy. SO THIS IS CLOY. [screaming] >> OH, I don't think he HEARD YOU. [screaming] SO, I'm going to snap hook here. >> Okay. >> I'm going to roll back. When I roll back, you shoot your snap hook into my back. >> Okay. >> And then what would happen is Cloy would shoot his snap hook into your back. And we continue doing that until we're across the map. Watch this. Come closer. You have to be able to hit me. >> Wait, hold on. We got to wait for Goji. We got to wait for Goji. >> We got to practice. >> Okay. I only have a I only have 11 on my on my zappa. >> All right, get ready. You ready? >> All right, go. You hear the plan? >> Are we ready team? >> Three, two, >> I'm too far. Okay, I'm good now. >> Do it after I roll. >> Okay, I died. >> All right, shooting. >> Peanut rolling. >> Oh, I forgot to roll. >> Oh my god, you [laughter] >> all right? Do this again. We do it again. >> I've only got three uses left in this egg. >> This is worth it. All right, here we go. Ready? Here we go. All right, three, two, one, go. >> Oh, [laughter] close. He missed it again. >> Oh my god. This guy This guy rolled into a [ __ ] car. What am I supposed to do about that? [laughter] >> Honestly, I believe in that. I believed in that plan. It didn't turn out. >> That's how we push people. That's how we push people. Good thinking. Good thinking. Let's try it here. Are we ready? >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. I've only Okay. I've only got a couple uses left. All right. >> Three. >> What are we doing? >> Two. One. Go. Pushy. Why are you not behind me? You have a stupid person. >> I YOU REALIZE THERE'S A BEHIND YOU. >> I'M DOING IT. I'M [screaming] DOING IT. >> YOU WANT ME TO GET behind you? I have to be a little bit >> He missed it again. Here you go. Here. Snap hook my Johnson hug you up here. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Bobcat. >> Wait, no. That's that's just like a that's just like a I could have swore that was going to launch across map. I had no doubt in my mind. Hudge, I thought that was your first genius thought you've had. That was incredible. >> So sweet. >> I thought we were going to go across to the goop tower with just one swing. >> Follow me. >> Oh, my ass, dude. Oh, CAN WE GO >> RECORD? >> YES. >> WE SHOULD WHERE IS THAT FROM? WHERE FROM? WHERE COME FROM THIS SIDE? Directly by Gotcha. I should we go back up onto the wall and then and then and take his life. >> Peanut with me. >> Oh, okay. Never mind. >> Out here. >> Let's get him. >> I missed every shot. >> Hit him twice. Hit him twice. Dude, >> do I have a piece of pizza on my mouse pad? him once >> down there. >> Oh my god. >> Where'd he go? Where'd he go? >> No idea. I don't see him right now. >> There's our guy. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my. >> Vacation. Vacation. >> The best. >> Go. Go. Go. >> He's right there. >> Where? >> In the open. Right over here. >> I'm approaching the enemy. I'm approaching enemy territory. I see him BEHIND YOU. GOT HIM. TWO MORE ON MY RIGHT. TWO MORE ON MY RIGHT. >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. That's you. >> ANOTHER ONE DOWN. ANOTHER ONE DOWN. >> I cracker over there. >> Why does my sense feel different? HOLY >> GOT HIM. >> I'M DEAD. >> Where are the winners? >> Make sure don't call. Make sure you [laughter] go. We are cooking tonight. That was We took those guys with ease. >> That's how it's done. >> Oh my god. [screaming] NO WAY. YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. You said it definitely wasn't a bobcat and it was a clay guy. Remember? >> Oh. >> Mhm. Mhm. And then I said, "No, that sounds like a bobcat." And then you said, "No, no, Peanut. I'm fat and I'm and I'm fat and I'm ugly and I don't think that's a bobcat." Remember that? Oh, I don't remember ever that hap. Okay. Yeah. >> High cholesterol count leads to memory loss. You should probably get that checked out. Where's Coach at? >> This guy's hot. >> Oh my god. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm coming here. I'm coming here. I'M COMING HERE. [screaming] TOS THE SOUTH. TAKE HIM TO THE SOUTH. >> Very good. Very good. In the cars. He won one twice. Twice. I shot his foot off. >> How did that guy see? >> They messed up his sneakers. >> Yeah. Yeah. Two, boys. Stand back. Stand back. Oh, hit these hooligans. Oh my god. Oh my god. Ah, what a sweet light. Perfect. Perfect. >> Back. One shot in the smoke. Absolute. One shot. One shot. Absolute dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. >> Is he actually dead or is he like metaphorically dead? >> No. No. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. IS THAT >> I'M GOING IN, GEORGE? [screaming] Why are you shooting? >> You're not so tough now, are you? Not. Oh, >> he's dead. >> Looking for the other guy. Is all three dead down there? >> I only see two. >> That was only two. >> I'm pretty sure you guys got shot from another one somewhere in like the cars. M it might it might only be a duo lobby. We're on the beans on toast. >> Well, the first guy was trio. >> True. Maybe those guys were just unlucky. >> Yeah. Yeah. Unlucky hooligans. Here's a bobcat. Wait, you found a bobcat, too? No way. We're the chas of two bobcats in one raid. Oh my god, he actually has one. I was just [ __ ] [laughter] around. Coach, I >> I am prepared to suck the [ __ ] off the side of your shaft like the underside of an oil rig. >> Give me that bombcat. I will give you everything. >> Wait, no. Yesterday you said, "Oh, we're even. I don't want to do that anymore." >> I will give you everything. I will give you everything in my possession. Everything I own. Everything I own is yours. Everything I own is yours for that Bobcat. Dude, [laughter] you actually I don't want any of this. >> That's an osprey for >> I want a tempest. >> The peace they resistance. >> You give me a Tempest. >> What about all that that useless junk over there? >> Nope. Nope. The next Tempest you get you give me. >> Okay. All right. Next. What? >> Wait. I have too. >> Really? I'll give you the next [laughter] >> Bobcats. Yeah. >> Give me the next I promise you. I promise you. I promise you. >> Wait. How much is he offering you? Let me see if I can't sweeten the pot over here. >> Please. Please. Sorry. Please. >> Let me see. >> I see everything. >> It's an No, you're just going to steal it, you fat [ __ ] It's an Osprey 4, Toto one, and a Venator 3 >> is the is the majority of it. Osprey for Toro one vid day three. Mhm. Mhm. >> See, but he's just going to pick it all up. He won't even drop it. >> Well, what do you mean? >> You're just going to pick it all up again. >> All right, Hud. This is the most obvious plan to steal my crap. You can actually suck me. [gasps] >> Go see. Come on. >> You see back there? >> Let me see. Let me see the attachments to >> Okay. All right. Here's the attachments. Here's the attachments. A to one. >> That's what I said. It's a TORA ONE. >> I TOLD YOU. >> Look at this one. Look at this one. Look at that one. Look at Look at this one. Look at that. I >> ALREADY HAVE TWO OSPREYS. >> DUDE, you can have three. >> No, you give me the next Tempest 4. >> Yeah, I already agree. Yeah, absolutely. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Release the Bobcat. All right, end of the raid. >> Okay, but if you if we die, it doesn't count. >> You have reached the voicemail box of your map. >> WHO HAS MY OSPRAY? >> YOUR CALL at a later time. >> Where's my Ospray? Who has my Osprey? >> Box full. >> Who's got it? >> I don't have it. I still have the same queue on me. >> HUD, YOU GIVE ME THAT OSPREY RIGHT NOW. >> GOO. GOOP THIEF. PIZZA. >> This is mine. I BROUGHT THIS IN. >> THAT'S MY OSPREY, YOU JACKASS. >> GIVE ME THAT BACK. IT'S NOT YOURS. IT'S YOURS. >> YES, IT IS. YES, IT IS. >> NO, it isn't. No, it isn't. >> Guys, does no one actually have the osprey? Cuz it's So, I have to go back. >> No, none of us have the offspring. >> Holy [ __ ] Did he hit zip? I >> think so. >> And there's no >> Are we being so [ __ ] for real right now? Are we being super duper serious? I guarantee you. I guarantee you. His >> lift up his fat folds. He's hiding it under there. Oh, >> there's hill. Listen, dude. He said he was solo, man. I just need to win that. >> Well, this one's on HUD. >> This one is on HUD. >> Closy has that Bobcat. I'm not leaving WITHOUT IT. I AM [screaming] NOT LEAVING WITHOUT IT. I'M GETTING THAT Bobcat one way or another. I don't care if I HAVE TO MASSACRE A 100 MEN. >> DOWN there to the right. To the right. On on that body. You see him? You see him? You see him on the pillar. Pillar pillar. Pillar. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. >> They're both on it. They're both on it. One's looting me. One's to the left. Oh [ __ ] [laughter] Guys, wait guys. Wait, guys. Guys, wait. Wait. Guys. Hold on. Guys. Wait a second. Guys, wait. Wait. All right. Okay. [laughter] Damn it. [laughter] No. Oh my god. Come on, man. COME ON, MAN. I CANNOT believe we just died because this tub of mayonnaise wants to lie to me about the Osprey 4 and send me on a on a on a on a [ __ ] world tour back over to an empty warehouse. [ __ ] you, Hutch. Bring me a Bobcat. YOU JUST FELL TO YOUR DEATH. YOU DIDN'T EVEN HIT A SINGULAR SHOT. YOU LOOKED OVER IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND YOU WALKED off to your death. I tried my best. P. [laughter] >> HUTCH, do you need some trigger grenades? >> Uh, yes, please. >> Get some yourself, [ __ ] Sing. Sing. Now, let me actually offer someone who might do something with them, who actually knows how to use trigger grenades. Close. Would you like some trigger grenades? >> Sure. I'll take >> I'll GET SOME YOURSELF, [ __ ] [screaming] Let's ride. You boys ready for a great raid? >> Do you want your guns or >> Oh, I would love my guns. Yes. Can I have that, Bobcat? Are we so [ __ ] for real right now? Are we super duper Are we super duper serious right now? Huds, where's my Bobcat at? You know, the the new, you know, the gangsters on the street say that the Stitcher is the new Bobcat. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> OH. OH, that's what they say. Really? Oh, wow. Wow. >> That's what they say. >> Wow. >> They say the stitcher is THE NEW POPCAKE. >> WOW. What does your pediatrician say about your weight and how it could negatively affect your health? >> A goop tower. >> GOOP TOWER. [screaming] GO. >> Trigger grenades. Give me the trigger grenades. Peanuts. You just gave me a [ __ ] glorified curling iron and you want me to give you the trigger grenades. >> Do you want to fly or not? >> You fly. You fly. >> Okay. Don't mess it up. I want to go this way. Ready? >> Okay. All right. Okay. Now jump in a rhythmic pattern. There he goes. >> Oh [ __ ] [laughter] >> There he goes again. >> There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes. >> I didn't move at all. >> I saw YOU JUMP MIDAIR. >> [screaming] >> I DON'T DUDE, THERE HAS TO BE A way to ride it all the way there. >> Yeah, I we I moved. You moved. >> Oh, do we try again? >> Mhm. Mhm. We just got to get the the trigger grenade. >> There it is. >> Dude, you found it. >> HEY, SHE FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. >> All right, jump in a rhythmic pattern. In goes, my hero. >> Watch him as he goes. [gasps] >> Well, that worked just about as well as I thought it would. >> Every time you're whipping out your gun, you're falling. >> I take my gun out and it makes me die. >> Oh my gosh. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING. >> WAIT, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? >> PLEASE. >> I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. >> I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA. >> PLEASE, PLEASE. >> THIS isn't a defle. We got to get HIM. WE GOT TO GET HIM. GEORGE, >> IS PEANUT running in the open RIGHT NOW? >> I WE GOT TO WE GOT TO KILL THESE these demons. THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE OUR LIVES. THEY WANT THEY WANT OUR MONEY. THEY WANT OUR MONEY. >> HE HAS A PURPLE SHIELD. He has a purple shield. I HIT >> THEY WANT OUR MONEY. >> HE GOT CRACKED. WHAT WAS THAT? Is that five shot, baby? >> Oh my god. He's right here in front of me. >> Money, baby. >> But he's stupid and dumb. >> Wait, they're all stupid and dumb. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? >> OH, not the last one. He's a hyper genius. That's the next tech CEO. >> That's the next CEO of Tesla right there, guys. >> All right, guys. You have to play. You have to play ramp. Oh, wait. Above. Above. Above. On top red. >> We're going home. >> Top red. Top red. >> I have to reload. I have to reload. They're looking at me though. >> Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. >> Another one. I just pe There's guys on red roof. Yeah. Hello. Who been fighting? >> Where's the third guy? >> On hush. On hush. >> I'M GOING IN. One got. Yo, they got rolled up on. Red got rolled UP ON. >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. >> NICE. ONE SHOT. ONE SHOT. GOT HIM. GOT HIS HEAD. ONE LEFT. ONE LEFT ON ME. ON ME. ON ME. I'M COMING. COMING. COMING. COMING. >> YES. HOORAY. HOORAY. Good work. Good work, team. >> Folks, how's it looking up there? >> On you. I'm on you. I'm on you. >> Oh my. OH MY. We need to go. We need to go. >> That team got rolled up on. >> Wait, I have zip. I have zips. I have zips. I have zips. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready. >> You're sayingoop goop. I mean, they're going to be there. >> WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. >> I I DON'T THINK Why >> I got a tish full with THE WITH THE BEST ATTACHMENT to me mag uh commentator three pink grip. Ready? Two. One. You see that? You see that? >> Oh, >> I'm I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. >> Yeah. I'm going to send I'm going to send a fake one up. Okay. >> Yeah. >> I should have the real one up to throw off from the fake one. >> Oh [ __ ] We just have to look, Hutch. We just have to look. >> Yeah, thank you. Good shar. >> We're back. Good work, team. Neon hanging. >> Yeah, I fell and landed on the the the roof above you. >> That's okay. >> Okay. >> What if you throw like 10 zip lines up? Then they won't know which one to watch. >> Mhm. Mhm. Uh, >> we go up opposite side to the south. >> I concur. I concur. Or we go up to the ceiling with our snappa hook. What do you think about that? >> We go up right over here. Right over here, >> Mr. Pan. They'll be on the side while we come up through the ceiling. >> I can put it whenever WE GET THERE. >> SHOCK IT OFF. >> ALL RIGHT, WE GOING FOR IT. I'm going to go farther left. I'M GOING >> I'M GOING IN. One other one. Other one right here. Other one right here. >> I got YOU. I GOT YOU. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. >> ANOTHER TEAM. Another team. It's Clank City. >> There's one more. One more in front of me. Crossing. I'm peek. I'm pe the full team. It's the full team. One shot of red. ONE SHOT OF RED. >> OH MY GOD. >> OH [screaming] MY GOD. >> CRACK ONE. CRACK ONE IN THE OPEN over here. >> You might be getting S [screaming and groaning] >> smoke one. And smoke one. Yeah. Looking. >> Might jump. He might jump. >> Jesus Christ. >> WHAT THE [ __ ] IS HAPPENING? I'M COMING. I'M COMING. >> WHO'S BEHIND US? OH, it's Peter. >> Hey, how you doing, guys? >> Welcome back. >> Hey, thanks. >> On. Look at him. >> This boy shooting me. >> I'm glad to be here. >> He's tagged in. He's tagged. >> Thanks for letting me join you guys. >> I'm live. I'M LIVE. >> LEBRON JAMES. LeBron James. I'm going. Oh, I'm coming back. [laughter] >> He's not I hit him. I hit him. I hit him left. One. One rolling out. >> GOT HIM. HE'S GOT HIM. GOT HIM. >> OKAY, LAST ONE FAR. Trying to fool me for some reason. I don't really understand. >> I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. I GOT JUMP COMING. I'M COMING. PAPA PETER'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. [screaming] RUN IN HELL, YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE. [screaming] >> He didn't go down. He didn't go down. HE'S STILL BEHIND. >> I WANT YOU, MR. HILLY. I WANT YOU. >> Got him. >> Nice. Nice. Nice. >> Mine now. [snorts] You're fake. You're fake. [gasps] [snorts] >> Oh, you don't know how bad I need this. >> You don't know. >> You don't know how bad I need this. >> New team, I think. [gasps] [sighs] >> Can we kill guy over here? [gasps] Just know this is more for me than it is for you. >> Good chow. I have no armor, by the way. [laughter and gasps] >> Wait, armor is in armor is armor is an armor. >> Armor is an armor. >> Armor is an armor is armor and armor. >> Shield cells. >> This guy has four. Oh, I've got tons of those. Why did you just say so? >> Doesn't he owe you a temp? >> No, I don't remember. I was going to owe him a Tempest, but he decided to keep the Bobcat on him and go diet tower. >> Yeah, I kept it on me. I kept it on me to kill everyone, but then I died. >> Oh no. Oh yeah, this would be this would be >> You should lay your palm out 90° so I can plop my sack inside of it. >> Get the hell out of here, boys. There's about 37. >> The 4 is pretty cool. I see why you like them. I start keeping them. Okay. >> Pretty cool. Pretty cool. >> All right. >> I'm going to come. Do not come. dude.com. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid, guys. I think we're I think we're a welloiled machine tonight. It's almost like when we left Nick Merks yesterday and added Hutch to the team, something changed and we started weeding like all the time. What do you think that's about? Yeah. >> You do you know? >> Get my balls too. Why don't you get my balls too, >> sir? Of course. Of course. Do you want me to polish the right nut or the left nut first?