[0:00]It's 132 gigabytes uncompressed and it's a 3D video file.
[0:08]Okay.
[0:11]Shit. A fucking 3D file? Yes. Are you fucking kidding me? God damn it. Can we handle this? I guess we'll find out. Damn it. I hope this works.
[0:32]Shit, it's hung. Oh no. Is it stuck? There is a time limit. You have two minutes remaining. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
[0:48]Looks like it's done. Wait, 24 gigs. What happened? Oh, shit. There's no way. It didn't compress the whole thing. It should be twice that size. I mean, 24 gigs, that's less than a fourth the file size. That seems dubious, Richard. Why don't we run a Weissman test for verification, see where we went wrong.
[1:14]Wait a second. What what's happening? There's no errors. Look.
[1:23]5.2. How how Wait, it compressed the whole file? Ladies and gentlemen, obviously we're going to keep looking at this to verify, but with a confirmed score of 5.2, Pied Piper appears to have just doubled the best Weismann score ever measured. Doubled it. Pied Piper, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for them. Holy shit.
