[0:01]Let me spell it out how this works.
[0:08]Just so you see, I'm not lying. My client, Brock Lesnar, has already signed this agreement for WrestleMania. If and only if you sign this agreement to fight Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania, then and only then I will tell you the stipulations we picked for you.
[0:36]Your game, game's on. You forgot one part. You forgot I signed the agreement. You tell me the stipulations. So here it is. Brock Lesnar, the Beast Incarnate at WrestleMania, versus the game, the Cerebral Assassin, Triple H. And the winner of the match gets your wife, Stephanie.
[1:24]But since we're talking personally, we all know that wouldn't work, because wouldn't it be more fitting if the loser gets Stephanie?
[1:36]Oh my God. Well, oh, look at, look, look, look. Heyman went too far. He went way too far now. Triple H made it the security guards pay. Heyman pushed the line. Triple H, they better get out of there. I don't think he can.
[1:52]Heyman's hurt. The security guards are taking it. Oh my gosh. But you can't blame Triple H for this.
[2:04]Oh, no, I don't blame him one bit. Well, uh, what do you get when you spare no expense? Oh, no. Oh. No. He hurt me. He hurt me. Oh my God. Oh my God. Help me. Help me. Brock. Brock! Brock! Help me! Oh God! Oh my God! Help me! Help me! Brock! Help me! Brock! How about this Paul, since I know Brock's not gonna come out here until I sign that contract. And I've got a captive audience. How about I How about I take my time and enjoy this? Ah! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Help me! Oh God! Oh God! Help me! Help me! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Ah! Oh God! Oh God! Help me! Help me! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
[3:57]Now I want to make it official. Here we go. Now.
[4:10]Go call your monster. Oh God! Oh God!
[4:30]Oh, oh! And here comes Lesnar wielding a steel chair and he is red hot.
[4:41]I'm gonna tell you something. I'm afraid of what's gonna happen to the game now.
[4:49]Lesnar is living. He's warming up that chair. But look at what the game has. Sledgehammer in hand.
[5:03]That beating was worth it to get you to sign this contract. So ladies and gentlemen, and Triple H, it will be Triple H versus Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania. No count out, no disqualification, no stopping the match for any single solitary reason because your match against Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania will be no holds barred.
[5:48]Oh my God! I almost forgot. Must be the beating I took. When you face Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania, the added stipulation that we picked is that your career is on the line!
