[0:03]I never die. I'm going TO LIVE FOREVER. [ __ ] [screaming] >> [music] >> [ __ ] UH YOU WOULD THINK HE HASN'T HAD ENOUGH, HUH? OH, [ __ ] I'll meet you at the hatch. GOOD RIDE. YOU COULD WAIT FOR THEM TO RESET. Good game, uh Good show. Is it on Peanut? Yeah, it's on Peanut. I'm going to die. No, you're not. No, you're not. Go in this room. >> uh Oh, there's a trap. Oh my god, I'm dead. Sir, if you kill me, God will hate you forever. And that is it. I'm on my 13th region. Holy [ __ ] I am actually so unbelievably, insanely angry right now. I know it doesn't seem like it. I could literally punch a hole through a wall as we speak. But I'm going to keep smiling and keep talking. That's what we're going to do to overcome this trying time. Oh my god. Oh my god. Someone get this [ __ ] bobcat. >> You're [ __ ] around when the rest of us are real soldiers. >> I'll take care of this [ __ ] idiot. Hell yeah. Take that, Paul. >> [laughter] >> Uh you would think he hasn't had enough, HUH? OH, [ __ ] I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE [laughter] NEVER SEEN THOSE THINGS GO AGGRO, DUDE. Why don't you stop whistling at me? Oh my god. That was scary. I didn't think those things could get mad. >> [laughter] >> Dude, Jesus Christ. He wanted you bad. He wanted He was after you. No, he really didn't appreciate that. Why did I just get a clip of Foxy throat in a pickle? Well, I've sent that to me. Yeah, sure. I'm waiting I'm waiting in the inbox. Waiting in the inbox. I'm I'm watching I'm watching I'm watching. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it at? Where is it at? Where is it? Where is the picture? Where is the picture of Foxy I was eating one. Where is it? Where is it? I'm I'm waiting. Oh, take your time. Take your time. Don't worry. Take your time. Take your time. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. Take your time. Take your time. Send. Take your time. Take your time. All right, I'm back. What are you doing?
[2:40]What are you doing? WHAT ARE >> [applause] >> WHAT IS HAPPENING? >> [applause] >> ALARM! And good. And finished. All right. Thank you, Hatch. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. OH, I SEE IT. TAKE ONE BEYOND ME. Heads up. Oh my goodness. Oh my god, he's as quick as lightning. Oh my Wait, did Got him. Wait, there's someone else above us. >> Got another one. Holy [ __ ] DUDE. DUDE, I'M ACTUALLY CHEATING. [screaming] I AM HACKING IN THIS GAME RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU SEEING THIS? ARE YOU SEEING THIS? ARE YOU SEEING THIS? ARE YOU SEEING THIS? [ __ ] WE'RE COOKING. WE'RE COOKING. [ __ ] YOU. EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] OH, [ __ ] PEANUT, OH my It seemed like [snorts] Dude, get out of my way. I'M TRYING TO GO through the window. Wait, they're saying they're saying running dive, SIR. OH, [ __ ] >> [laughter] [laughter] >> HELP. >> [laughter] >> HELP ME, PLEASE GOD. NO, I Yeah, yeah, for sure. I thought for a second you just literally made it so that guy lived. >> Did you get him? Did you get him? Get out of my way. He's winding, [laughter] man. That guy's winding. I got dude, I'm so mad. I'm so mad at you, Peanut. Peanut, [laughter] oh, we're dead. This guy's up here. Peanut, Peanut. Peanut. I'm in hell. Peanut, Peanut, Peanut. Okay, guys. Guys, I get blamed for part of that on me, but there's actually no way we are blaming the whole thing on me right now. Yeah, yeah, dude. Peanut, that is 100% on you. Anyone who revives me, I will suck you dry. You have no idea what this mouth can do. I will send you to Nirvana. I will send you straight to Nirvana. You will never feel the same again. I will make you a new man. I will make you a new man for anyone that revives me. Anyone that revives me, I'm telling you I'm sending you to the ether regions. Anyone, please God, revive me. I will suck you so hard. Sir, please. Please, sir, don't do this to me, sir. Please. Now it goes to Bobcat's. Are you Are you sure Are you streaming tomorrow? Mhm, probably not. I I just I'm at the point of drinking right now where >> Did you Did you just open another one? Yeah, I feel like my like irrationally right now I feel like my wife hates me, but I >> I think this is when we whip out the circle of metal chairs. >> [laughter] >> I I I don't want to jump the gun here, guys. But I think we whip out the circle of metal chairs on Nate's lap right now. I love that alphabet. I [laughter] There is no way you just opened another one. Dude, it's 1:00 a.m. You just killed yourself in game cuz you said you were too tired to go on, and then you crack open a Christmas one. I'm thinking about driving my car right now. Give this man his keys right now. To his house, of course, so he can go inside and take a nap. Yeah, duh. >> [laughter] >> Oh, no. I'm going so fast. Oh, dude, why are we GOING SO [ __ ] FAST, BELLA? >> [laughter] >> I'M ABOUT TO GO AND DUCK my dog. Google Maps, route me to a tree. >> [laughter] >> Oh, hell. Play one more for that one. >> [laughter] >> WHAT YOU GOT THERE? I got Tempest. What's that other thing? This? The Stitcher? What's Yeah. No, no. There was something else in your hand a moment ago. There was something else. There was something I could have sworn there was something. Uh I No, I No, there was something No, there was No, there was something else a moment ago. Foxy, I will give you my left testicle for that Bobcat. I will let you put me in a Batman suit and tape me to the ceiling fan while you spit in my butt hole six ways from Sunday, [ __ ] cherry included. Bobcat, please God. Please God. I will eat the cheese from your uncircumcised penis flaps for just 1 second of holding that Bobcat. What you got? Someone just said I will give you a total four. That's not You're going to give me a green gun for a full purple attachment. Oh my god, it actually is full purple attachment Bobcat. >> Total four. You like the total four, don't you? Yeah, I like the total four. What's the stock on it? I mean, what's the ball on it though? It's got three greens and no mag. Foxy, Foxy, I'll give you all my weapons in my inventory. Give me your total four. Oh. Okay. What has he got? He's There's a kettle four and a total four. See that? You got any Vends or Renegades? I got I got one Vend, blue mag, blue Yeah, you're not getting a [ __ ] total four. >> Wait, no. TRY I WAS TRYING TO TRY TRY TRY. FOXY, NO. PLEASE WAIT, FOXY. PLEASE, PLEASE. WAIT, FOXY. PLEASE, PLEASE, FOXY. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, FOXY. FOXY, SERIOUSLY. PLEASE, come on. Please. Please, Foxy. Seriously. Foxy, Foxy. Come on. Come on. Come on. I I Wait, real real gen. Real gen. I'll I'll give you the total four. I'll give you the total four right now. Foxy, Foxy, Foxy. Here. Look at this. Look. Total Total four right there. Foxy. He got a total four. YOU HAVE LIKE NO! [screaming] NO! DAMN IT! I'M GOING IN. CAN YOU KILL THAT CLICKER over there that's shooting me? OH MY GOD. OH my goodness. Oh my goodness. We have 9 minutes left and there's a free kid on us. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. RUN! DON'T DIE. I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER. Uh it's a free kid, so if you walk through him, we should be good. I'll get right on that, champ. So, you have three good noodle stars or four good noodle stars? I THINK I'M AT FOUR. If I If I hit If I was If I could count, um If I could If I If I If I could wish upon a star, it'd be five. But, you know, I'm freaking I'm freaking devious dog. >> I am a little devious. And listen, I got two pugs, so I I'm dual wielding two, um Chinese dogs. Have you seen the campaign? Two Chinese dogs? Pugs are from China. Did you know that? Genghis Khan bred them. I was not aware of that at all. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CAMPAIGN? WITH WITH WITH WITH WILL FERRELL? I've and uh and and what's his name? Uh Oh no, I have seen the campaign. I have seen the campaign. I just didn't know that that China had dogs or or like or that they bred dogs, I MEAN. OH. >> MHM. I KNOW WHAT YOU OKAY, YEAH, EXACTLY you're right. Um you know what I'm saying. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. I I I think I do. I think I do. All right, let us proceed. Let us proceed. They they they're always they're always smiling. So you they're all they I I have great um Chinese Chinese dogs. >> Uh that's great to hear. That's great to hear. That's great to hear. I've got two dogs of my own. I don't know what they are, but they're cool. Mhm. We actually we play with the guy who dresses up in a dog suit and has sex in it. Cloakzy, have you ever met him? Cloakzy, he does that? I DID NOT KNOW THAT. >> YEAH, NO, HE DOES. HE DOES. Sounds like we bonded over something. Two peas in a pod, TWO CATFISH IN A SKILLET. Hey now. What? What? >> I got I brought something. I brought my pet for the class. >> Well, what did you get? What did you get? What? What did you bring for the class today, Hutch? Wow. Why don't you tell us about a couple things that he likes to do? One second, Hutch. Cloakzy, please listen to the class. Please pay attention. [ __ ] you. >> Go ahead, Hutch. What are you saying? OH. YEAH, D, WHAT >> [screaming] >> YOU LISTEN TO YOUR OWNER. OH. OH OH [ __ ] NOW WE'RE HUSAN. Oh [ __ ] Is he sleeping or is he just TAKING A NAP? ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU UP THERE? ARE THEY THERE OR NOT? THEY'RE THEY'RE THEY'RE THERE. DUDE, THAT'S RIGHT. OKAY, COMING. COMING. COMING. COMING. ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY? YOU READY? YOU READY? AND [screaming] NO! GOT HIM! UH >> [laughter] >> OVER HERE! GO. GO. [screaming] GO. CHARGE! OH, WE'RE DEAD IMMEDIATELY. Oh my god, WHAT IS THAT? >> RETREAT! RETREAT! NIKOLA TESLA JUST BUSTED ON ME. OH JEEZ, the wee jeez. OH, RUN! [screaming] OH MY GOD, IT'S WORKING. OH MY GOD, it's working. I got you. Got you. OH, THEY'RE COMING. [ __ ] RUN! WHAT IS MY GUY DOING? >> [screaming] >> WHAT IS MY GUY IDIOT IDIOT? IS MY GUY [ __ ] STUPID? SIR, before you kill me, you must know that anyone that kills me got AIDS. All right. First we'll learn every click on the map like you do and then we'll die. Oh. WHAT AN IDIOT. I'm going to save for this. You do not know how bad I need this. Oh. Oh. Oh, it was a close one. Oh. You sit right there. You sit tight, pal. I got something special for you. Don't you Don't you move. You're mine now, pal. You're my little [ __ ] Where you going? You don't think YOU'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE, PAL. YOU STOP RIGHT THERE. YOU STOP RIGHT THERE. HE DIDN'T HIT THE BUTTON. >> [screaming] >> DIE! GOT YOU. OKAY, that guy is insane at the game. There's two What? What? What? What? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? D Sing, I COULD HAVE STARTED A FAMILY AND HAD GRANDCHILDREN BY THE TIME I WENT BACK THERE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, D SING? We'll save boys. Mrs. Peanut grand daughter's cook. Grand daughter's cook. Absolutely divine. Although she wants me to go to this cooking class with her. I'm not much of a cook myself. I don't know if I want to do that, but she's a great cook. She's a She's a good cook, but I don't I don't know if I do. I don't like leaving the house, you know what I'm talking about? Especially for a cooking class. I mean like if it was like ice cream, I could do that. I could see me I could see myself doing that. Or sometimes sometimes I'll go like late night get some Braum's ice cream, you know what I'm talking about? I'll get the triple triple scoop sundae. I'll get Reese's and M&M's mhm and then I'll get the fudge and the caramel on top. That's like a That's like a reward, you know what I'm talking about? There's not a lot of reward in cooking class. Mhm. You know what I'm talking about? Mhm. Mhm. Fat Americans, all right, pal. All right, pal. All right, buddy. Keep paying 90% taxes, [ __ ] Keep paying 90% taxes. How about you insult your king, huh? How about you go ahead and tweet a little something about your king, huh? Yeah, try that. Oh. Another girl. No way. No way. Two girls in one raid? What? Get us back up. He's coming in to do Okay. I'm going to do a quick step there with Peter. The sickest loot. >> [laughter] >> I thought it would be pretty funny. I think she's mad. >> to kill just her. There is. >> Yeah, actually you should uh Yeah, let us pick us up. >> [screaming] >> All right. My job is done here. >> [laughter] >> I like that lady. Activating macros on my kettle. Oh my god. Macros aren't going to see me from this one. One down, ONE DOWN. I GOT [screaming] HIM! OH, I'M DEAD. Did you speak Klingon? And she I think this I think this spider killed itself. What is that? No. I thought that was I THOUGHT THAT WAS I THOUGHT that was a claymore, to be honest. I thought that was like a claymore where you put it down and they ran over it, but I Wait, you used the deadline? Well, 50 Was Was that 50 Was that Was that 15,000 DOWN THE TOILET? >> [screaming] >> WE'RE TAKING WE'RE taking it a day at a time. I don't know what the [ __ ] we're going to do now. I kind of need that bad boy. Wait, we need three of them? We need five of them. That's minus one good noodle star from you, Sketch. You have [ __ ] US. SIR, YES, SIR. THAT'S ON ME. DUDE, THE EXTRACT BOYS. Oh my god, I'm I'm They're They're literally in the trees. It's goddamn Vietnam out here. There is three men. Sir, sir, please don't kill me. I'm I'm depressed. I'm right here. Right somewhere right here. Somewhere in the trees. I don't know. Oh my god. Please god don't kill me. Please Please [laughter] god. Please god don't kill me. I'M MOVING. WE'RE ALIVE. We're going to make it. We're going to live forever. Yeah, they're in the windows, bro. Oh, that's another team. Team behind me. It's the cheaters. Oh my god, it is the cheaters. Ginger run. >> serious? >> Ginger run. Yeah, Ginger run. Ginger run run all the way to power lines. >> have lost my life, but he lost his father 20 years ago. And that's a trade I'm willing to take. Yeah, I think he's got a hatch key. You should You should get them all together in with a picture with you. >> [laughter] >> HUTCH HAS SUGGESTED THAT we all get together and take a picture. Do you want to reiterate this is Hutch's idea to take a picture all together? Wait, hold on. What about Hutch's plan to all get a picture together? Big big big big big >> [laughter] >> GO FOR THE BUTTON. [ __ ] THAT WAS A lot of loot. Damn.
[21:38]Can you hear it? No no no no no no no no no no no NO NO. NO. [ __ ] [ __ ] [screaming] [ __ ] I MEAN WHATEVER. IT'S JUST A GAME. We're We can always We can get them next time. We can always get them next time, guys. We can always get them next time. And that's what is most important to remember. Hey, chop chop chop chop chop. That was That was That hit me. HE'S UNDERNEATH. GOT HIM. [screaming] NICE. GOOD JOB, BOYS. GOOD JOB, BOYS. ALL RIGHT. NOW, THIS IS THE GUY WITH ALL LOOT. NO. OH WAIT. WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT. OH. YOU MOTHER DUDE, HOW DO YOU DID YOU JUST FALL for that? Are you >> I should have [ __ ] known, bro. I saw the Hutch clip. I should have known better. No. Yeah. Well, now you're about to see the Tim clip. Oh my god. Oldest trick in the book, man. Yeah, he wasn't that looted, right, Peter? Yeah, my guy was so goofed. Right, Peter? One second while I goof off a bit. >> [laughter] >> I think we leave. Well, that went pretty good. I'm rich as [ __ ] Let's leave. He didn't have much, right? OH, NO. NO. NO, he didn't have much. >> [screaming] >> No way. That was actually sick, BY THE WAY. NO WAY. THAT ACTUALLY was sick. You guys want to go back? That was actually sick. Hey, hold on. Let me get that. That was actually sick. [ __ ] Peter Parker, dude. OH. OH. [screaming] I DID IT. I DID IT. WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT? NO WAY. How do you do it? How do you do it? Wouldn't you like to know, other boys? >> off. Secret spies tell no Hey, you got it. >> [laughter and gasps] [snorts] >> You're doing great, buddy. Hold on, Dennis. I'm coming. Secret spies Yeah, ripped it. tell no lies. Oh wait, I only have one [ __ ] Secret spies tell no lies. Who was in charge? >> Don't you worry, spies. One for all and all for one. Oh, I was just jumped off the side of the building with a defibrillator IN MY HAND. [laughter] >> [gasps] >> SECRET SPIES TELL NO LIES. [screaming] >> [laughter] >> DUDE, WHAT? I WAS LIKE 10 FT OFF THE GROUND. YO, DENNIS. WHY DID YOU TEXT ME THAT? Text you what? What? What are you talking about? Yeah, I That's what I was thinking. Today was a love-filled letter instead of a picture of his butt hole like any other day. I'm also quite disgruntled with Koshy's texts recently. Hey, what I'm going to read it word for word right now. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. I, Dennis LaPore Okay. Okay. Wait. I do not respect women. WHAT? [screaming] OKAY. DID HE NOT CRAWL OUT? OH, THERE HE IS. WOULD YOU FIRE? Good dinga. Oh [ __ ] Oh. Sure. Sure. Sure. Wait, THERE'S A GUY BEHIND YOU. WATCH OUT. THERE'S A GUY IN YELLOW BEHIND YOU UP THE WALL. HEY, DON'T SHOOT. Don't shoot. Uh Wait, this guy just started shooting me out of nowhere. THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. I was I was friendly and everything. Did he call me ugly? Yeah, I was say I was I would I didn't shoot a single shot and and then he just started blasting me. I was coming for peace talks. I was going to be I was going to be friends with everybody and we all going to have a good time and be friends forever. What's man? Wait, I would HE STARTED THAT GUY OVER THERE STARTED SHOOTING ME OUT OF NOWHERE. I WAS I WAS PEACEFUL. ONDELE. [screaming] ONDELE.
[27:05]HEY, GUYS. >> [screaming] >> ONDELE. ONDELE. ONDELE. ONDELE. >> [cheering] >> LOOKING GOOD, BOYS. Looking good. Oh woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
[27:52]I couldn't understand a damn thing they were saying, but I could have swore we were all buddies here for a second. DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND WHATEVER THAT LANGUAGE IS? THEY CALL ME WHAT? What is that? What is that word?
[28:13]What does um It's a Spanish and Portuguese term primarily used in Latin America for foreigners, especially those from the US or Europe, often referring to English speakers or people perceived as outsiders. Its connotation varies from neutral to derogatory depending on the context and region. Sometimes playfully referring to tourists or critically or to cultured ignorance, but most commonly signifies an American or European outsider. Its origins likely stem from the Spanish greengo meaning an unintelligible language similar to it's Greek to me in English. That's their best slur. That's their best slur they've got. Weak. Weak. Weak. Are you kidding? That's their best slur? That they whipped out the the heater on me and it means outsider? You kidding me? THEY GOT SLURS 10 TIMES BETTER OVER HERE, PAL. Come on, James. ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. ENERGY TO BENEFIT OF SEEING this month. Energy to benefit Shut up, [ __ ] You shut up. You You You You You shut You shut up. Is this actually Peanut? UH WHY YES, IT IS, SIR. WHY YES, it is. Nice to meet YOU, GENTLEMEN. NICE TO MEET YOU. This here is Sketch, my amigo for today. Kill him, Sketch. Anytime, sir. Anytime. OH. GOOD WORK. GOOD WORK. THAT'S ANOTHER GOOD NOODLE STAR FOR YOU. THANK YOU, SIR. FINISH THAT [screaming] MAN OFF. YES, SIR. GODSPEED, SIR. GODSPEED. HE HE'S HE'S working on it. He Just give him a second. HOW WEAK IS THIS [ __ ] GUN HERE? OKAY. All right. There we go. GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. >> [screaming] >> GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. Oh my god, this could be the craziest major arc right ever. Okay, I have one core. I've got one core. I I I I can at least drop one, maybe two. >> No. No. No. No. No. No. We got to go. 50 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going. I'm coming. I'm coming. I said go. Go. Go. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. WHERE'S THE ZIP AT? WHERE'S THE ZIP AT? I I MARKED IT. I MARKED IT. I MARKED I'M GOING TO DRAG YOU. >> ALL RIGHT. GOT YOU. GOT YOU. GO. GO. GO. PEANUT I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M GOT YOU. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M GOT YOU. I'M GOT YOU. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. COME ON, PEANUT. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. OH, [ __ ] PEANUT'S DEAD. WITH WHAT? IS HE GOING TO MAKE IT? NO. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. PEANUT'S DEAD. GO, TIM. GO, TIM. GO, TIM. GO. I'M GOING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. IS HE GOING TO MAKE IT? NO, HE'S NOT. [ __ ] [screaming] [ __ ] NO, DUDE. NO. Oh my god, Peanut. No. >> [laughter] >> No. What happened, bro? He was [ __ ] gooping. COME ON, MAN. COME ON, MAN. [screaming] WHAT THE [ __ ] HOW WAS THAT? I'M I'M TELLING YOU I I ONE NANOSECOND MORE IT GAVE ME, I WOULD'VE been there. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] I didn't even put a quarter in my ass. I have five regular bandages in one of the slots. >> [laughter] >> Holy [ __ ] Holy crap. That was literally all for nothing. Perfect. What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight. You ever take a Ziploc bag, put Vaseline in it, and smoosh it between the couch cushions, and crouch down and [ __ ] it? >> [laughter] >> Actually, you know what's crazier is if someone lent me his dog collar and I strapped it around my testicles while I do it for some extra zest. Peanut Peanut dead. I need a Marlboro Light. My wife stopped making eye CONTACT WITH ME. HELLO. WELL, HOLD ON NOW, SIR. Hold on now, sir. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Hol- Hol- Holy crap. Holy crap. I genuinely hope that guy has the worst 2026 out of every 8 billion people on this planet. I hope every time he opens a game, his computer crashes. I hope every time he walks through a doorway in his house, he stubs his toe. I hope his mom leaves him, his dad abandons him, his wife divorces him, the kids go with the wife due to judge acquisition. I hope nothing but horrible things for that person. Absolutely horrible things. I hope his fridge disconnects, his food goes bad so he has to get more of it, his vacuum cleaner breaks, his TV has a missing pixel, I hope his couch breaks by some fat person he invited over to have fun on a Wii machine and he sits down on it and the leg snaps in half. I hope everything about that guy is completely miserable for the next 358 days. I hope nothing but the worst for that piece of [ __ ] Maybe a high-speed wreck as well. Come on. Hold on. >> [laughter] >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. And for legal purposes, psych. >> In game. In game. >> [laughter] >> I'm going to push out I'm going to push out with the smoke from the grade. I'm going to push out with the smoke from the grade. Oh my god, no, this is not going to work. This is not going to work. This is not going to work. Oh, this is No, this is not going to work. This is not going to work. This is not going to work. I'm dead. Oh my goodness, I'm dead. Oh my goodness. Retreat. Retreat. Um Uh How did you die so fast? >> Um I What? I mean, dude, I held space bar. I THINK IT IS TIME THAT WE ALIGN IT WITH EACH OTHER. YOU GUYS, GIVE ME THAT CLIP. GIVE ME THAT CLIP. WHO'S THE WE I HELD held the space bar? No, I didn't. It's not going to work. This is not going to work. I'm dead. Oh my goodness, I'm dead. Oh my goodness. What? You held space there? Oh my god. Oh my held the space bar. Oh my god, I didn't even realize I was doing that. I killed myself. There is no way I was holding the space bar. Are you for real? Damn it. NO, I JUST WATCHED THE CLIP. IT'S TRUE. >> [laughter] >> I REMEMBER DOING THAT. He Maybe he's like There's like a doohickey makes me hold down THE SPACE BAR. HACKERS! HACKERS AND CHEATERS! I I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE garages with the Have you seen they make the floor like like it's not actual marble, but they like coat it so it looks like marble? Oh, dude, that'd be so cool. Dude, how much does it cost to do that? Is that an expensive thing? I don't know what it's called. Yeah, epoxy epoxy. That's That's so cool. That is so cool. Dude, I would I would suck a homeless man off for that epoxy garage floor right now. That would be incredible. I'm suddenly homeless. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. I know how to do epoxy floors, too. My man. My man. Apparently, it's $8 to $12 per square foot. Yeah, but what how What's like a square foot? How big is that? A meter. You just asked how big a square foot is, sir? I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here. Are we asking the size of a square foot? You wanting to know the length and the width of a square foot, sir? I just want to make sure we're all on the same page. Are you asking the of the for the size dimensions of a square foot? Is that the question that we're asking? Cuz I just want to make sure we're all on the same page before we answer. That way the answer can be as accurate as the question. I'm not saying to the edge of my seat for this one. Here we go. That would be Now, brace yourselves. That would be Make sure you're sitting down for this one. All right? Make sure you're sitting down for this. That would be Don't hold your breath. That would be 1 ft by 1 ft. That's the dimensions of a square foot, if you must know. A foot of what? Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] >> LIKE A BOX? >> THE QUEEN'S FOOT. WAIT, SO IT'S A BOX? NO, that's a cubic foot. Why the [ __ ] is it called a square foot if it's not a square? >> IT'S JUST SQUARE, [screaming] DUMBASS. WELL, IT'S NOT. YOU JUST DESCRIBED A 90° ANGLE. HOW IS THAT A SQUARE? I'm going to rip your balls off. I'm going to rip your balls off and tie them like mistletoes on Christmas. Hang it over I'm going to make out with you violently. >> You said you said a foot by a foot. >> Oh my god. OH MY GOD. TWO 90° angles for a square. That would be four 90° angles. That's not even correct either. Isn't it funny the team is better without peanut? >> [laughter] >> ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT YOU'RE LONELIER WITHOUT YOUR FATHER? >> [laughter] >> I FIND THAT QUITE FUNNY AS WELL. ANOTHER another another another human another human find right there. Oh, we ponder that for a second. [ __ ] you. As I was saying, dude, living back in the medieval times would be [ __ ] sick. Or the Greek times. You wouldn't have to take accountability for anything. You're a bad farmer and all your crops die. Sorry, Odysseus hates me. You cheat on your wife? Oh, sorry, the Greek god Poopisius. He told me to do it. >> [laughter] >> You're dumb on your dumb on. You wouldn't have to take about accountability for nothing. That's [ __ ] sick. Yeah, it's kind of fire. Yeah, it's kind of [ __ ] lit. Take me back. Oh, yeah. Take me back. The good OLD DAYS. >> YOU TAKE ME BACK. TAKE ME [screaming] BACK. I'M BUGGING OUT ON THIS. BEEFY, I'M GOING TO FREEZE, BRO. I'm going to freeze. Oh. I like that. I like that. Yeah. No. And I like Do you like that? That's why JELLY'S BETTER. THAT'S WHY JELLY'S BETTER. Uh I don't think jelly's a replacement for peanut butter. Yes, it is. It's better. I That makes no sense, SIR. THAT YOU'RE TALKING MAD. YOU'RE A STUPID MAN WITH STUPID IDEAS. YEAH. >> [laughter] >> NO, BEEFY, I DID ME AGAIN. I like peanut butter. I'm sorry. >> [laughter] >> Oh. Gotcha. You do that time? Don't you move an inch. Don't move an inch. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm standing. Yo, what is happening? How do you like that? for a head. How do you like that? I do. I do. I do. Oh. Yo, day shot. Get a load of this guy. Get a load of this guy, huh? What's this guy doing? Get a load Get a load of this guy. What's this guy doing? What's he up to? What's he What's he doing? What's this guy up to? Where'd Coach he go? Hello. Hey. Hey. Oh, you like We're in sync. We're in sync. SWEET THING, HUH? >> [screaming] >> GO BLAM. GO BLAM. I THINK WE SUCCESSFULLY helped him climax, bro. That was the greatest thing we just did. We done good here. We done God's work. I'm surprised as Now, watch this. >> We got to put another one on. No, we got Well, we do one more, but it's really easy. I'm surprised [laughter] as No, no way. There's actually no way. Dude, who thinks of this, by the way? >> [laughter] >> Who thinks of this? Who thinks about putting zip lines on all sides? OKAY. LET'S RIDE. THIS IS THE [ __ ] BEATLE BOYS. Hop in, boys. WE'RE ON THE MOVE. >> [screaming] >> HOW DO I BRO, WE CAN'T WE'RE GOING TO BE INVINCIBLE. NO ONE CAN TOUCH US NOW, BOYS. Follow me, gang. >> [laughter] >> Look. Dude. Let's wait. You You figure it out. You figure it out. Yeah, I want to see. I want to see. I want to see what [laughter] it looks like. PUSH. WE'RE TAKING THE CASTLE. [laughter] PUSH. We're [laughter] invincible. Keep your beepers open, boys. Where they at, boys? Where they at? SHOW ME THE ENEMY. WHY IS HE IN FRONT of me? >> Start marching inside. Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh, wait, they shoot me. They shoot Wait. They are They are doing a really good job shooting me, actually. I'm >> [laughter] >> Stay inside. They can't push. They can't push. They are They I They are just shooting me right through the wall. I have no idea how that's happening. I'm dead. >> Well, I don't think M knows to jump. Oh, Tim doesn't know to jump? I've seen him one shot this right now. I've seen it. Watch me see. >> [snorts] >> You had seen these clips, big man. Let me Let me show you. I know how this works. All right. All I got to do is aim for the bushes. You're not even stretching first? DO SOMETHING LEFT FOOT. DON'T FORGET IT. OH, NO, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT I'M GOING TO ONE SHOT THIS. I'VE NEVER DONE THIS, PEANUT. I [ __ ] missed completely, bro. Like I was so off, it was actually insane, bro. Oh my god. Now peanut, now hit it and come get me, kitty. Come get me. Couple of these. Couple of these. Spin around three times. DON'T SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN DON'T FORGET IT. OKAY. THEN pelvic thrust. I think YOU GOT IT. WOW. THAT WAS so actually incredible from this POV. Dude, that was shocking. You're going to miss You're going to miss for a minute.
