[0:27]What's this stuff falling from the sky, Barnaby? That's snow, little buddy. That's not snow. That's Crispy Sweets 'Noll Frosted Crispy Cereal. Full of sugary white crystals that melt on your tongue just like snowflakes. Perfect for the holidays. Gee, Barn. I sure love snow. That ain't snow, kid. It's The sweet sugar taste of Crispy Sweets. Wow. Did you complete your Christmas list yet? If not, bring the taste of the neighborhood to your home with the official Welcome Home cookbook. Enjoy recipes created by some of your favorite characters like Frank, Julie, and Poppy. Have the family taste the rich elegance of Howdy's Happy Holiday Hickory Homewarming Ham and see how it glistens along with the ornaments on the tree. Whoa, wee. Make sure you have some leftovers for jolly old Saint Nick. Oh, my! A little something for me, too? Ho, ho, ho! Don't mind if I do.
[1:36]Then warm up by the fire with a nice hot cup of the Spirit of Homewarming. You won't miss out on any holiday drinks because they'll all be mixed together into one beautiful beverage. Not enough for you? The official Welcome Home cookbook is full of other delights. Recreate such classics as the gingerbread sandwich, Barnaby's Holly Jolly Hot Dog, and a mug of chunky eggnog using Mrs. Beagle's Barnyard Eggnog. Yummy. And of course, the ever popular home warming treat. One single pee on a plate. Excuse me. That went down the wrong chimney. Enchant your neighbors with the delights that can be made right at home for the very low price of Welcome Home. Oh, goodbye, goodbye. Wally's Wally and cup. Wally's Wally and cup. You take the Wally and you put it in the cup. Wally's Wally and cup. That's right. It's Wally Darling's Wally and cup. It's so easy. Even our favorite puppet can do it. Just take the ball and put it in the cup. I love Wally's ball and cup. Wally's Wally and cup. Wally's Wally and cup. You take the Wally and you put it in the cup. Wally's Wally and cup. From the you won't believe it company. Injuries from Wally's Ball and Cup do not fall under the liability of The You Won't Believe It Company. Bring home the whimsical music of Welcome Home to your home for the holiday season with Welcome Home's Homewarming Harmonies for Hearth and Home. The neighbors are ready to serenade you with their many heartwarming songs such as Homewarming Tree. Homewarming Tree. Homewarming Tree. You'll have some tasty, brezy with gravy boats and one whole ham. Homewarming Tree. Homewarming Tree. Homewarming Tree. You'll have some tasty. Don't forget other Christmas classics featuring Home's very first solos Jingle Bells.
[3:54]I love a good homewarming. Wrapping presents, decking the tree with dishes, and going out singing carols. I'm just peachy about helping you put up your tree, too, Poppy. What's a homewarming's eve without a homewarming ham on the tree, after all? And I do so appreciate your help, Eddie. It sounds like your schedule must be filled to the brim with all sorts of work. When are you going to give yourself some time to enjoy the holidays? Even I don't knit every day. My wings hurt just thinking about it. Oh, don't you fret your feathers over me. I'm fine. I'm looking forward to delivering the gifts my friends have all gotten for each other. Oh, now hold on. Don't go anywhere. You, yes, you. Yes, darling. Don't touch that dial. We'll be back for the Welcome Home Homewarming Special after these sponsors. How did we do, Sally? Oh, just absolutely marvelous, Franklin. Now, let's warm up our vocals for the rest of the show. If you insist.
[5:04]So there I was at home, just me and my little buddy Wally. When suddenly we hear a knock at the door. Who could that be? The little peanut said. And I says, that's my mom, little buddy. She's already here for home warming. So I threw open the door and when she gets a load of our home warming spread, she immediately knew something was amiss. And I remember hearing her clear as day. Oh, Barnaby, you silly pooch. I think you're missing something special. What's that, ma? I got the milk in the stocking, a cricket on the hearth, and a ham in the tree, just for Santa Claus. But you're just not ready for the home warming season until you've had some of my fresh barnyard eggnog. Bah. How could I forget that Mama Beagle's Barnyard Eggnog is the freshest eggnog out there. The sweet creaminess is no joke. That's right. And of course, don't forget a peck from mother, too. Oh, ma. If a dog knows anything, it's listening to his mother.
[6:23]So get yourself some Mama Beagle's Barnyard Eggnog today. Limited to home warming season only. It ain't fresh unless it's Mama Beagle's Barnyard Eggnog. Awoo.
[6:43]I tell you Howdy, I'm getting a little tired of smoking the same old, same old. I need something new, something fresh, something that'll really knock my spots off. Aha. Well, I got something special just for you, Barn. Meet Hoooplah, the cigarette that'll make you shout hooray for Hoooplah. Well, gosh Howdy, it sounds like a whoot and a holler. But, uh, what's so special about it? It's everything and more. The beautiful, robust, smooth taste that comes from Hoooplah's hand chosen tobacco and spices. Not to mention, it's long-lasting filter that will help you savor the flavor. There we go. Prettier than a Magnolian May.
[7:31]Well, no one has asked me to deliver nothing yet, but I know they'll be calling me up real soon. Till then I reckon I'll just focus on wrapping my own presents. You know, I ain't never had so little to do on a holiday before. No matter, I can fill in the time just fine. Let's see. Uh, uh, oh, let's wrap Sally's presents first. Or actually maybe Julie's, she's going to love this chili cozy I got her. I mean, I hope she does. Well, come to think of it, Julie hasn't called me either. Julie always calls to play some sort of game. What if this present's irrelevant? What if her house doesn't get cold?
[8:23]No. No. Need to indulge in the whimsy, Eddie. Let's focus on someone else instead. What about, um, Wally? I know his interests don't change much at all. Could get that fella an apple every day and he'll be happy as a clam. Yep. Okay, there we go. Done and done. Woohoo! I sure can't wrap these fast. I'm going to be done before I know it. I ought to slow down on the wrapping, then. If I go too fast, I'll be back to nothing to do.
[9:02]Okay, who's next? Uh, maybe Frank has some kind of But kitchen. No. Not, no, not during the snow time. I don't like Oh. Yoo hoo! Yes, dearie, I mean, you. Oh, my. No need to yell, you might frighten them off. Me? No way! I'm the nicest grapeful monster anyone's ever met. Of course you are, dear. What were we saying before? Oh, yes. We'll be back for the Welcome Home Homewarming Special after Poppy's sponsors.
[9:38]The 12 Deals of Homewarming, Jally offered me, One single pea, Bow ties for my fruit, painted Wally balls, and the stale off the Santa tree. Who's kid is this? Starring our very own Barnaby Beagle. He's back and in, I'll throw, and tried to call the other way, but there's a different kid here. Hay.
[10:14]Desi's bathrin me, I can't get to my can of beans. Barnaby's kids won't wake. My nephew's all around and prank. Oh, brother. Hop on, animals. That's right, it's back to work for you, grubs. I'm so sorry, Uncle. I've been in the post office all day and no one has given me nothing to deliver. Maybe I miss something. Is that maybe a memo? A note? But like anything? Maybe this is Wait. No, that's just the shopping list. Okay, one. Oh. I bet everyone's outside playing in the snow.
[11:10]Oh, shucks. I can't just leave the post office. Why, I bet the moment I leaves the moment someone should walk in needing something or other. I bet everyone's outside. Playing in the snow. Mercy, why ain't no one told me anything? Not a call, a visit, a peep, or nothing. How am I supposed to do my job when no one gives me something to do? Who's ever heard of folks getting recognition for nothing, no one. That's who. At least I don't think so, anyway. Maybe I ought to just go out for a walk.
[11:57]Barkshire Bites, a civilized snack for a civilized pooch like me. I don't see why having gravy and dog food gives any kind of benefit to any kind of dog. That's where you're wrong, Frankfurter. The answer is right under your nose. Barkshire has so many health benefits, like giving us dogs good breath and a shiny coat. Not to mention, it goes down smooth. Including a dazzling performance of We Three Queens by Sally Starlet, Julie Joyful, and Poppy Pie.
[12:44]Monster, monster, disaster. Now it's your turn, Poppy. I don't know what exactly to say. Music isn't quite my forte. Poppy, dear. Don't worry, I'll lead us on the rest of the way.
[15:04]Wally, what are you still doing awake? Well, I'm sleepy, but I just can't sleep. Not to fret, little friend. Remdrem is here to save the day. Night. Really? Mhm. But what does it do? I'm glad you asked, little guy. With just two pills, Remdrem offers fast acting relief to those busy minds who don't know when it's time to sleep. I've been thinking of a lot of new things to draw. I'm sure you have, but that's for the daytime. For now, let Remdrem whisk you away to dreamland. Thank you, Remdrem. Oh, fear not, mailman. It is I, your beloved star of the Homewarming tree. Come to bestow peace unto your worrisome mind. That's the reason we didn't ask you to deliver any presents.
[16:13]It's quite simple. We have already done it. But really? What are you doing up there? Everyone insists you work so hard. All of us wanted to give you a break so you could finally enjoy it for yourself. So, step an envelope in it and escort me to Wally's Homewarming Party. Oh, really? Come along, hurry. Okay, okay, I'm coming. And so, Sally Starlet and Eddie Deer make their way to home, together with the rest of their friends. When they entered the doorway, the neighbors cheered. Finally, everyone was here. After hanging up his coat and hat, Eddie plopped himself down on one of Home's open seats. Maybe this is what I needed. A love seat and my single pea on a plate. Yeah. Yeah, I'm finer than a frog's hair split four ways. And so, the resident reliable mailman finally got to take a day off for himself. Everything was delivered. His friends were all here and, most important of all, Eddie Deer was happy.
[19:59]A happy Homewarming to one and all. Ho ho ho ho.
