[0:17]Does anyone have the science? Cuz I just got a torrent day. Does anyone have the exact science from full health to zero health shooting the top of a matriarch with a torrent day four. Does anyone know what that count is on medium bullets? Cuz I've tried 600 and that's with deadlines and it does virtually nothing. I think our best bet if we're shooting the matriarch with non-energy weapons is heavy bullets. So like a bettina with heavy bullets. Bettina? Yes, cuz the torrent day is a medium round, a bettina is a heavy round. Well, yeah, but I thought I thought the only way I thought the only reason that heavy rounds helped you is penetration, which we wouldn't be using penetration cuz we're literally standing on top of it shooting it on its core. It's also overall damage per bullet. Yeah, but if you but the torrent day shoots like three times as many bullets, three times as quick. All right, let me let me let me break it down to you in a way that you'll understand. Okay. Are you ready? Let's say you had four wieners. Okay? I'm listening. Very small cock-size Johnsons. >> And those four wieners were slapping the [ __ ] out of your arm. Okay, got it. Okay. >> Wasn't very large, but they were just slapping it aggressively. Then you had one extremely large wiener. I'm following. I'm following. Okay. The large wiener would hurt more because it has more girth and size than the small ones, even though there's four of them hitting you. So which one would hurt more? It's larger caliber or damage. Does that make sense? I concur, doctor. I concur. I say be brave Well, we Damn it. Well, you also have to think about that heavy ammo only stacks to 40 while medium stacks to 80. You're getting double the ammo in total, too. Double the penetration. So you're getting three times the shoot speed and and twice as much ammo. This I just don't believe bettina's doing more damage. I just I can't believe that. It could be true. I just can't believe it. Okay. Okay. Okay, do you Okay, I sold that bettina that I had. Do you do you have an extra one? Hell no. I don't keep bettinas. They're terrible. Well, yeah, of course they're terrible. We Can we buy one? Cuz we thought about this. Okay. >> Volcano and shotgun rounds. Maybe you're right. Maybe volcano. I don't know. Cuz the volcano has a lot of damage. Well, yeah, I say we try volcano then. I say we I say we try the volcano. You down? >> Okay. I'm down. You want to do that right now? I want to do that right now. Oh [ __ ] we Do we waste too much time? Yeah, we got four minutes. We got four minutes. We got to go quick. We got to go quick. Don't forget to bring the pink bomb. >> No, we're not doing the pink bomb. We're doing the [ __ ] with the thing with the hoozie doozie next to the thing above Bob with the whatchamacallit under the thing. And then we're doing the We're doing We're doing No, we're not doing that. We're doing We're doing Don't come. I'm going to come. That positive? We're a little late. Beautiful. People are already dying as well. >> god. The 4th of July. Oh my god. I've got I'm stacked. I am stacked right now. I hope we make it there. I say we wait till 16 minutes and then we shoot you now. Yeah. The same guy with what sounds like a tempest has killed FIVE PEOPLE. JUST WHAT A SWEET TREAT. I'm I'm sure he's a just a great player, probably. It's already dead, I think. Wait, what? No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. We're good. >> [ __ ] we're eight minutes eight minutes dead. Everyone just died down here. Oh, wait. I see what I see when Raider, down there. We blast you, though. I say we blast this guy right here. You ready? 3 2 1 now. There's another GUY OVER THERE. BROKE HIM. BROKE HIM. >> THERE'S A RANDOM GUY TO THE RIGHT IN the forest shooting me instead of shooting the guys who has all the stuff. Oh my gosh. Holy crap, I'm I'm getting this guy. That guy's That guy's almost broke. We got cooking. WHAT YOU DOING? OH GOD, I GOT HIM. OH! >> [screaming] >> BY THE GODS. YOU ARE YOU FINISHING THAT GUY? FINISH HIM. FINISH HIM. BY THE GODS. >> MANY DEAD bodies over there. Careful. There's like three teams over there. >> to name it careful. I'm going to name it careful. I SAY WE PUSH HIM AND we get all this goop. Okay, I just got a shot in the forest by his other boy. Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. A rattler four? WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT HERE? ON YOU. RIGHT HERE. THE ONCE. HELLO, SIR. I'M BEHIND YOU. GOT YOU. NICE. SEE YOU LATER, SKINKY. Good day to you. Why, yes, sir. It is me. IT IS I. THERE'S GOING to be a team on this hill. >> Got you. Okay. On it. Oh my god, he's looking right at me. GOT ME. SAY HIS NAME. GOT YOU. YO. EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. CHARGE! YO.
[6:35]GOOP. GOOP. GOOP. He is boy might have died, maybe? I don't know. I don't know. I'm gooping a bit. I'm gooping a bit. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Little bit of goop never hurt anyone. Oh my god. What? What do you have? I JUST GOT A I JUST GOT A INSTIGATOR WITH A GOLD SHARK. WHAT? >> MORE GOOPING. MORE GOOPING. I haven't LOOTED A BODY YET. WE'RE GOOPING. WE'RE GOOPING. I FOUND SOMEBODY. HOORAY! DUDE, HE'S GOOPING ON YOU GUYS. >> MINUTES. This is good. Dude, he just killed like 100 people. He We probably have the matriarch all to ourselves. I'm so I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. Little bit of goop. >> That's what I'm thinking. This might be perfect. >> This might be the perfect way for it. THIS IS OUR THIS IS OUR RAID. THIS IS OUR MOMENT. WE HAVE 17 MINUTES, PETER. You still gooping? I'm gooping. DAMN IT. OH. OH, MAN. THE BODY OF A GREAT FORTUNE. I HAVE A SNAP hook and I have deadlines. I will snap hook it and deadline it. Okay, good. Good. Good. Oh my god. Why is it turning towards us? Oh, no. I need to get up top. Stacked. Looking. All right. OH MY GOD. I'M GOING IN. YOU'RE GOING IN ALREADY? I'M GOING. I'M GOING. I'M GOING IN. [screaming] NO! >> [screaming] >> I DIED. HUTCH, do not die. Hutch, do not die. Go down here. Go down here. Into that hole. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. HUTCH, IF YOU DIE RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M REPLACING YOUR OZEMPIC WITH FENTANYL. GO. GO. GO. I'M I'M COMING IN. I'M CHEATING. I'M CHEATING. THANK YOU, GOOD SIR. >> [laughter] >> OH, DUDE. The toes off this noinger. I stand back. I'm going back in. Oh my god. I see horrors beyond my comprehension. I'm already out of stamina somehow. Not certainly sure how that's possible. I just got stepped on. I just got electrocuted. I got stepped on again. All right, I'm dead. >> [laughter] >> Okay. All right. Retreat. Retreat. Retreat. Don't you worry. I'm coming home. [laughter] I'm coming home. Coming home. Tell Hutch I'm coming home. Let the rain wash away. >> [laughter] >> Hey, Peter. Yeah, you doing? I'm saving the defense cuz I think we're going to need it. That's good thinking. That's good digging. >> [laughter] >> All right. >> Okay, hear me out. >> Bet they won't do that a third time. What was that? Um >> [laughter] >> Third time's the charm. Witness me, Hutch. Witness me. OKAY. WITNESS ME! >> [screaming] >> WITNESS ME! WITNESS [screaming] ME! MY OH MY GOD, I JUST DROPPED MY BALL. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> lit on fire. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got stepped on again. Don't die. >> Oh, I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. DUDE, DO NOT DIE. DO NOT DIE. I HAVE TO JUMP off if you die. Do not die. Yeah, I'm trying not to die. OH. I'M GOING [screaming] IN. OH, [ __ ] OH, WELL. YEP. YEP. All right. Well, Yep. All right. Yeah, okay. Wait, did anybody see the XP that we did from those 12 shots? Did we see that? It was zero. No, it wasn't. All right, nobody saw the XP. GUYS, KEEP YOUR PEEPERS OPEN FOR THE XP THIS TIME. WE NEED IT FOR RESEARCH. WITNESS ME! WITNESS! [screaming] I'M GOING IN. [screaming] OH. WE GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. WAIT, WHAT are you doing up here? What are you doing up here? WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE, CHIEF? OH, we got IT. WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT. OH, WE'RE IN. WE'RE IN. GIVE IT TO HIM. GIVE IT TO HIM. GIVE IT TO HIM. NO! NO! GET [screaming] HIM, HOWARD. GET HIM, HOWARD. I'M OFF. GET HIM, HOWARD. [screaming] HE'S LOOKING GOOD. DUDE, DO NOT DIE. DO NOT DIE. DO NOT DIE. DO NOT DIE. DO NOT DIE. DO NOT DIE. DUDE, DO NOT DIE, HUTCH. DO NOT DIE. I HAVE TO JUMP OFF IF YOU DIE. DO NOT DIE. GIVE THEM ALL, CHIEF. GOD. GET HIM, HOWARD. WAIT, SHOULD YOU NOT DO THAT? I'M DOING REALLY GOOD. OH. >> hell did I get thrown in? >> Oh, [ __ ] What happened? Oh, [ __ ] Did you >> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> WAIT, WE DID ALL OF THIS CRAP. OH, my god. Oh, my apologies. My apologies. Uh I forgot to repair my weapon. My That's on me. That's on That's on me. I'll take that one. I will take that one. I will take that one. That one's on me. I'll I'll take that. I'll take that. Oh, I can't see. >> [laughter] >> It's good. Uh Okay, well, I can't see anymore again. All right, now what do we do? How much do How much durability does your total have? CAN'T [ __ ] SEE! HUTCH, [screaming] HOW MUCH DURABILITY DOES YOUR TOTAL HAVE? I REPAIRED IT. IT'S 130. HAND IT OVER. NO. I've got the gold stock and I'm not trusting you with that. Give it to me. All right. Give me your volcano. Wait, you can you can hold on to Well, I might need the the attachments. Let me just see. Let me just see. Okay, I need these attachments. I need these attachments. UH LET'S RIDE. MY SHIELD'S BROKEN. OH, MY Do not die. Whatever you do, do not Oh, my god. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. >> [laughter] >> I give up. Oh, my god. There are horrors beyond human comprehension out here. I >> [laughter] >> My shield's broken as well. Uh it's not looking good. I say we we I say we deadline it to see how much XP we get. Okay. Wait, make sure you watch. Make sure you watch. There it is. Pick >> Oh, what? that up from the ground. [laughter] All right. All right. All right, we'll handle this. Is that what you want me to No, stay inside. Stay inside. This is a This is a warrior's venture. Mhm. Do not die. >> OH, GOT IT. WITNESS ME! I'M GOING IN. [screaming] OH. GOT IT. OH, MY GOD. OH. >> [screaming] >> RUN! 9,000 9,000. IF THAT'S 9,000 XP, DO THAT. WAIT, WHAT'S THE MATH ON THAT? WHAT'S THE MATH ON THAT? WAIT, BUT what's What's the math on that? What's the Wait, wait, wait. Let me Let me Let me Wait, wait, wait. Let me run the numbers. Let me run the numbers. 9,200 divided by 1,700 is 5.4. That means for every 5.4 12-round volcano shots is equal to one dead. Wait, that's That's not bad. IT'S NOT LIKE REALLY GOOD, but that's That's not bad at all. Are you winning, son? No, Hutch, you might want to jump off the If I'm being backed into a deadline, I'm [ __ ] dead. Oh, this isn't good. >> [gasps]
[15:50]>> Wait, the only extra Okay, WHATEVER. I'M GOING IN. LET'S RIDE. [screaming] HEY, HUTCH, HOW YOU DOING? HOW YOU DOING, HUTCH? How you doing? How's it hanging? Pretty good. How's it hanging, Chief? Hanging out. How are you doing? I just Yeah, I'm just Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, well, it's good hanging out with you, too, Chief. I'm crawling, bro. Yep, I'm on it. I'm on it. Wait, how How much XP was that? How much XP was that? 1980? Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my [laughter] god. So, what's the math on We shot eight shots? It was eight Wait, so eight You have to be able to think about how long it takes to shoot those shots. That's eight shots for 2,000, which means Uh um uh Um Um Uh Um 30 36 shots per deadline. So, 30 So, 30 36 shots per dead Yeah, can we can we do the math? Or or I mean for for Toro, for one deadline, and then we got 1,750 from 12 shots of the volcano, which is like 60 60 shots. So, 36 shots of a Toro equals 60 shots of a of a Um Uh um of a volcano. Let them cook. Let me cook, boys. Let me cook. Let me cook. If I don't make this, this is going to be one of the biggest tragedies. Holy [ __ ] Oh, my god. There I have so much [ __ ] including a golden stock. This will be the Awkwarders 9/11. There's no way I lose this. That's too far. I can't make that. What? I I don't think I'm making this, Chief. I don't think I'm making this, Chief. Yep. I I don't think I don't think I'm making this, Chief. Oh, my god. I just lost a gold stock, volcano four, total four, three Renegade fours, two Vindicate fours. Nobody in human history has suffered more than I'm suffering right now. Oh, my god. >> [laughter] >> Oh, my god. I'm killing myself. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Okay, well, on the bright side, okay, there's always Oh, my god. I lost my stock. >> at the end of the darkness. The sun always rises at dawn, and what >> in hell? or Alaska. I believe that we gained valuable information that was worth every group dollar we lost. Toros are 36 shots per deadline. Volcanoes are 63 shots per deadline. Mhm. Okay. Okay. It takes roughly six deadlines to kill a matriarch, meaning if we use the volcano, we would only need 300 and 3 378 shots. Holy Only 300 >> [laughter] >> if you would you put it that way now that you're saying that way dude okay we I see we bring it to rent a four and we test it out oh my gosh you want to we do it WE DO IT AGAIN WE DO IT AGAIN OKAY SO YOU SAID how many bullets you said 378 and 78 so at 378 shots we are spending 68,400 space dollars but if we were to just use energy ammo we could buy 21 21 energy rounds for the same to less 20 23 WHICH I KNOW FOR AN absolute if we did the same thing with an energy gun but did the same way as the volcano we would kill it as well so I guess my question is honestly less the [ __ ] are you sure that 23 rounds of energy can do that yes are you sure I don't think that's right is 23 rounds of energy ammo enough for a matriarch if you're shooting its core from the top down with an equalizer nice I don't that's true that's 23 mags of a 100 equalize right I don't I I don't I don't know it's okay it's okay you're going to be okay I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know peanut breathe it's okay I forget what I SAID PEANUT BREATHE PEANUT PEANUT >> [laughter] >> BREATHE PEANUT FORGET I SAID IT FORGET I'M SORRY I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I'M SORRY I'M SORRY YOU'RE right you're right yeah let's get torrent days and sit on top of the matriarch because that's what a smart PERSON WOULD DO ALL RIGHT I'M BRINGING 300 torrent day bullets I'm bringing whatever three full rows adds >> [laughter] >> you're spending more than what we just said how much is that let's do the math on that 20 is 900 3 * 4 * 80 = 960 / 20 * 900 at 43,200 space dollars >> [snorts] >> let's make sure we repair our weapon this time good thinking I'm not going to do the math on it hutch but we could figure out the exact amount of XP we need to make the torrent day effective comparatively to the shotguns but I don't want to think anymore I've already thought as much as I do in a usual week so do we want to take this and just kind of chill and let the lobby I mean we're fresh we're fresh we're fresh I see we hang about I see we hang around for a short spell undoubtedly I could not agree more hutch I could not agree more you know I tried your wisdom is beyond your years it knows no bounds your wisdom knows no bounds thank you thank you your belt does though it's on the last hole [ __ ] I knew it was going to go somewhere I knew it was going to go somewhere this is my rat spot this is where I like to sit and just watch people cuz we can actually look you got to be picking air conditioner unit this is my air conditioner I picked this air conditioner unit [ __ ] you can have that one but now I HAVE TO GET SHOT from here should have picked this air conditioner unit it's better I'm moving we're going to share no this is my air conditioner unit sir get out of here let me share it with you man you can have it for 20 seconds every 1 minute all right deal you got to pay me one sniff wait 2 seconds are you good for [snorts] another 20 seconds we're not going to mess around we're going to take this rate serious we what's that ignore that ignore that IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING HE SAID YEP OH HE'S GETTING ON BEYOND IN 20 I TEXTED BACK I NEED a hero he's got to be strong and he's got to be handsome and unfortunately we just got close see I just heard hey peanut oh [ __ ] they're HERE WELL WE'RE NOT here we're we're not here we're not here my angle prince is watching you leave a message after the beep we're not here right now what's up nothing just hanging around come on up come on up water's fine yeah water's just fine water's just fine and remember 10% tax he's probably watching the stream yeah maybe especially because he said he was watching the stream good thinking good thinking let me know if you think of anything else there's people on the top of that tower should we send our guys to go kill them we have a very important mission what what do I need to do we need you to go kill that guy that shot you he's right there on top of sniper tower godspeed are you winning son they're very handsome that's great to hear that's great to hear >> [laughter] [laughter and gasps] >> you've got this champ I I don't know why you had to shoot me I thought we were friends get out of the [ __ ] way man I HAVEN'T MOVED IN 5 MINUTES DUMBASS YEAH YOU'RE ON THE ONLY GIVE ME THAT THING GIVE ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING give me that thing all right do it give me that thing you don't know how to use this thing let me show you how it's done first you find them and there he is and then you missed the first shot it's a little warning shot let them know you mean business oh okay okay and then missed no that was not no that was not hey peanut you sick [ __ ] give me a little taste of what I need just a little taste what are YOU DOING BACK HERE WE CAN'T REALLY GO DO THE MAJOR until those guys are vanquished you want to push them I say we go get them precisely precisely I've had enough of these hooligans let's give them one for oh [ __ ] get out of here you little bugger I missed don't die peanut what do you mean I'm right below you now >> [laughter] [gasps] >> don't you worry chief I'm on it I forgot to BRING DEFENSE HOLY [ __ ] ONE [screaming] >> [laughter] >> OH MY GOD THERE'S A GUY RIGHT HERE I'M DEAD I'M DEAD ONE TWO ONE BROKEN ONE BROKEN ONE broken sir I WAS JUST JOSHING AROUND I WAS JUST TALKING with you oh they're going to kill me they're finishing me they're please god hutch please be please oh my god oh my god oh my god there is no way that just happened oh my goodness oh my GOODNESS I JUST LOST EVERYTHING [screaming] I EVEN HAVE MY STAFF HOOKED IN MY ASS THE WAY THEY PUT A WALL IN THE door what oh my god oh my god Adam Cook Adam Cook you'll get revenge for it twice over usually the torrent day does more damage when you hit them with the bullets instead of the wall behind them little quick tip for you little quick tip for you if you hadn't heard write that down boys write that down actually [ __ ] me sideways remove the glass from a blender and straddle my balls act on top of it like a horse I started yelling push push push yes they're in there they're in there is that NEW TECH IS THAT NEW TECH OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOD actually no way actually no way excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid what a sweet delight what a sweet delight oh my I am unbelievably pissed those two gentlemen were the worst players I have ever had the displeasure of running into and somehow they kill me and block you with a wall. I'm at $600,000. It is a rough time for a Goopa. It is a struggling time for a Goopa. It is a struggling not continue TO TRY AND KILL THE matriarch with [ __ ] big ammo. Oh my goodness. Oh, we didn't even we didn't EVEN GET TO TEST IT. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE TWIN TASTE GOOD. NO, NO, DUDE. We're not going to do it again. >> it again. You want We bring in equalizer. We bring in equalizer. I think you're right. I think we test how much it cost to kill it with equalizer. We can kill it in the distance. getting the actual numbers. Okay. A full clip of a Tora would be 3,000 rounds. 3,000 XP you mean? 3,000 No, it just says 3,000. Full clip of volcano is set 1,750. Deadline is 9,100. >> Yeah, exactly. You know, that's That was That's what we found out on the blue gate. We did that investigation. Uh, does he have any new information that we don't know? No, I don't know. It's just a big long theological taco who's trying to tell me numbers and I don't get it. >> Well, thanks, Mr. Taco. Thank you for telling us EVERYTHING THAT WE ALREADY KNOW, [screaming] SIR. THANK YOU, GOOD SIR. I DO not have what it takes to repair an equalizer. I might bring two. All right, how much how much energy ammo do we need? Four stacks? That can't be right. Four to five 25, 50 10, 12, 27 MILLION. OH. I'M GOING TO I'M GOING TO BRING IN FIVE STACKS. THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. I'll bring in Oh my god, that is $75,000. Holy [ __ ] I'm going broke so fast. I'm suffering right now. I'm They have taken everything from me. THEY'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME. OH, FRESH NEW RAID? We're [ __ ] You want to go up to the top of Goop Tower, maybe? >> Guys, we wait at the top. We wait at the top. ALL RIGHT, RIDE. BUT I THINK I heard shots to the northwest as well. So, keep your pistol out for somebody >> already up here. Oh my god. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. LOOK AT THEM. GO BACK DOWN. Go down. Go down. Go down. Go down. Go down. We do it. We can take them. We can take them. I'm healing. I'll be up there in a second. Up. Okay, I'm I'm going back. OH MY GOD. YOU KNOW, WHY ARE YOU OH, HEY. HOW YOU DOING? OH, HEY. HOW YOU DOING? >> [laughter] >> GET OUT. OH, I'm And you killed me. All right. Okay. And I'm dead. Okay. All right. WHAT ARE WE DOING? [screaming] WHAT ARE WE WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW? WHAT ARE WE CONVERSING ABOUT? WHAT THE HELL [screaming] WAS THAT? OH MY GOD. Oh my Did you get everything? Dude, and now the equalizer is going to be 50 out of 100. I don't have enough to repair it. Oh my goodness. Please tell me you got everything. Did you get everything? Where the hell is Koxia at? Where is Koxia at? This is ridiculous. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. All right. Okay. That's okay. A minor setback in the grand scheme of things. It may be a bump on the road to success. And the matriarch's gone. Holy [ __ ]
