[0:06]Look, I don't want to take up a ton of your time. But I'm going to kill myself.
[0:14]I just thought that someone should know. I don't really know how this works. I'm probably going to jump off an overpass in front of a semi. So, or you all, maybe just on a bus. I'm not going to be a dick and make people watch, but it has to be big. It's got to be so big that it just done, kills me, lights out. 'Cause if it just mames me, and I'm like, well, then how's that good for anyone? Then I got to find a nurse to smother me. How am I going to get across smothering if I'm We don't need to get caught up in the minutia. I just thought that an adult, you should know. Wow, this is uh a lot to take in, Aiden. I, I wish I knew what to say. Well, I was actually just drafting my own suicide notes just now. Dear everybody, as some of you know, I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness per school day during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought, you know what? I would rather have the dark, empty nothingness. I really would. It sounds relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers. You are so going to get fired when I actually do it. Well, not for sure, but I can dream.
