IT HURTS #wisespade7

[0:00]Well, here's a whole list of things you shouldn't do, like join a foreign military and have your homeboy size you up and fill you down. Why was that ever necessary? Maybe don't take your nut sack and stuff it between a hole and a stool and have your boy take a brick and smash him. Pulling a full-blown nut cracker. Oh. Why did we have to get on top of a chair to do this? Resulting in you falling on your back and burning your asshole. Probably burning the only pair of clothes that you own. Probably some better ways to handle business. But at least we could watch somebody do something cool right here. Like break that log and then break his asshole. This boy just got a brand new taint job. My man, you had a wooden pole go directly up your hole. And your boy over here in the camera doesn't seem to give a fuck. He's giving us a weather forecast. As you can see here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a high pressure system forming in my friend's ass. Listen, I'm not saying you should do this cuz it's probably gay. But maybe you should go over here and check him out. Give him a bandage and pat it down. This is probably something you don't want in video because you don't want to show future bitches this. You don't want them to know that you got a sex change. That you can't have kids. And we didn't get a good enough video to determine if your sack got ripped. You might have snacked it.