[0:03]What do you think? I think it's like a wax museum with a pulse. Hi I'm buddy. What can I get you?
[0:16]Let's see. Steak, steak, steak. Oh, yeah, the Douglas Sirk steak. I'll have that. How do you want that cooked? Run into a crisp or bloody as hell? Bloody as hell and oh yeah, look at this. Vanilla Coke. What about you, Peggy Sue? I'll have the Derwood Kirby burger, bloody,
[0:41]and a $5 shake. How do you want that shake? Martin and Louis or Amos and Andy? Martin and Lewis. Did you just order a $5 shake? Mhm. That's a shake, that's milk and ice cream. Last I heard. That's $5. You don't put bourbon in it or nothing? No. Just checking. I'll be right back with your drinks.
[1:13]Could you roll me one of those, cowboy? You can have this one, cowgirl. Thanks.
[1:26]Think nothing of it.
[1:35]So Marcellus said you just got back from Amsterdam. True. How long were you there? Just over three years. I go there about once a year to chill out for a month. No kidding, I didn't know that. Why would you?
[2:02]I heard you did a pilot. That was my 15 minutes. What was it? It was a show about a team of female secret agents called Fox Force 5. What? Fox Force 5. Fox as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks, force as in we're a force to be reckoned with. And five as in there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of us. There was a blonde one, Somerset O'Neil, she was the leader. The Japanese fox was a Kung Fu master, the black girl was a demolition expert. French fox's specialty was sex. What was your specialty? Knives. The character I played, Raven McCoy, her background was she grew up raised by circus performers. According to the show, she was the deadliest woman in the world with a knife. And she knew a zillion old jokes. Her grandfather, an old vaudevillian, taught her. And if we would have got picked up, they would have worked in a gimmick where every show I would have told another joke.
[3:09]You know any animal jokes? Well, I only got the chance to say one, because we only did one show. Tell me. It's corny. Don't be that way. Tell me. No, you wouldn't like it and I'd be embarrassed. You told I 50 million people, and you can't tell me?
[3:31]That's what I'm afraid of, Vince. That's not what I meant, you know it. Now, I'm definitely not going to tell you because it's been built up too much. What a jip.
[3:43]Martin and Louis.
[3:48]Vanilla Coke.
[3:57]Yummy. You think I could have a sip of that?
[4:03]Be my guest. I gotta know what a $5 shake tastes like. You can use my straw. I don't have cooties. Yeah, but maybe I do. Cooties I can handle.
[4:24]God damn, it's a pretty fucking good milkshake. Told you. I don't know if it's worth $5, it's pretty fucking good.
[5:06]Don't you hate that? Hate what? Uncomfortable silences.
[5:13]Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit when we're here to be comfortable? I don't know, that's a good question. That's when you know you found somebody really special. You can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence. Well, I don't think we're quite there yet, but don't feel bad, we just met each other. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and powder my nose, you sit here and think of something to say. I'll do that.
