[0:13]Hello guys uh pata nahi main live aaya hoon ki nahi aaya hoon abhi. Haanji, aa toh gaye. Aur main laptop pe hi baitha hua tha mere. Matlab main toh dekh raha tha data-wata kya chal raha hai, kya nahi chal raha hai kaafi time se. Aur pichle lagbhag 10-15 minutes mein dekha maine kaha ye kya ho raha hai. Kai saari cheeze ho rahi hai matlab, main toh mujhe laga ki aapko batana chahiye guys. Kal humne app launch kari CrazyNose ki nayi app. Bahut mehnat karke banayi, bahut kuch kiya uske andar. Lekin, ab bhai, aaj dusra din hai. Aur dusre din mein abhi filhaal main aapko dikhata hoon, aapko batata nahi hoon guys aise. Uhh ye raha android phone mere paas mein jiska use abhi main kar raha hoon. Ye maine CrazyNose ki app kholi. Aur ye jo app hai, ye itni khul rahi hai bas. Challenges, Valentine's, sara prank verse challenge jo maine aap logo ke liye banaya hai. Bhai kuch kaam nahi kar raha. Aur itna hi nahi hai, ruko pehle aapko sara dikha deta hoon ki chal kya raha hai.
[1:29]Ye dekho. CrazyNose ki app hai. Wapas se likhta hoon CrazyNose aur ye dekho bhai. This page is not working. Yani ki CrazyNose ki app aur website dono pe attack kar diya gaya hai aur dono ko down karwa diya gaya hai. Ab mujhe samajh mein nahi aa raha ki aisa karne se ho kya jayega. Ye khel toh kal se chal raha hai. Kal bhi maine aapko bataya ki app ke upar kaafi bombardment hua tha. Kaafi sara traffic daal karke spam karke app ko down karwa diya gaya tha. Ab bhai app ek din purani hai. Sirf kal launch hui hai, ek hi din hua hai. Aur kal hum usko wapas leke aa gaye, sab kuch humne theek kar diya. Parson, parson hua tha, kal hua tha. Lekin aaj website pe bhi attack hua hai. Iske upar bhi hua hai, app ke upar bhi, aur ruko abhi main aapko sara kuch dikhata hoon guys. Aur aur abhi humare sare log abhi Instagram pe live aa rakhe the. Bechar ya wo bhi thoda sa panic kar gaye ki yaar ye kya hua hai. Instagram pe aa rahi hai gaaliyan bhar-bhar ke. Gaaliyo gaaliyon ke comments aa rahe hain jo kabhi nahi aate hain aur same-same comments aa rahe hain Crazy XYZ murdabad, Crazy XYZ murdabad. Crazy army ki ye wo, aap ab aap samajh jao guys, isse aage toh main bol nahi sakta aapko. Lekin aap socho ki maine aap logo se judne ke liye ek app banaya. Ab kuch log soch rahe hain ki isko band karwa dete hain. Bhai aisa karke kya aapko seriously lagta hai? Kya aapko seriously lagta hai ki aap ye sab down karwa doge? Abhi dekho bhai humari tech team, tech team bahut thak gayi thi. Maine unko bola tha ki aaj jao, mast rest karo, kuch na karo. Aur kyuki teen-char din ho gaye the yaar soye nahi the sare log, main bhi nahi soya tha. Main toh aaj raat ko maine neend li thi theek se. Lekin ab maine unko wapas se active kiya hai sabko. Aur uske baad mein maine aapko, matlab aapke sath mein live pe aake juda hoon. Bhai filhaal sari cheeze down kara di hai. Mujhe ye batao ki itne saal se jo Crazy army bani hai humari, jo humari family bani hai, usko itna easily down kar doge? Mere ko toh hassi aa rahi hai sahi mein is baat pe ki kya kar rahe ho bhai? Matlab ab main ruko guys, ek baar aapke kuch comments bhi padh leta hoon ki aap log kya keh rahe ho. Bhai abhi filhaal aap jaake check karoge toh down padha hai bhai sara. Aur dekho, kuch glitches ho sakte hain, koi dikkat hoti hai samajh mein aata hai, unko hum theek kar sakte hain. Lekin agar koi intentionally karega na udaane ki koshish karega toh matlab bahut bada bombardment karke, bahut sare log spammers ek sath daal ke reporting karke ye sab agar kiya jayega toh bhai app ud bhi sakti hai, hai na? Aap logo ko main yahi kahunga ki bhai ye sab cheeze maine meri journey mein bahut dekhi hai guys. Pata nahi kitna struggle kiya hai, ye toh kuch hi nahi hai. Abhi bhi nahi chal rahi hai yaar app. Abhi bhi nahi chal rahi hai abhi bhi. Yahi hai isse aage badh nahi rahi hai. Lekin maine apni zindagi mein itna struggle kiya hai. Ki bhai ye sab karke mera kuch bhi nahi kar sakte ho ye karke. Na mera kar sakte ho. Na Crazy XYZ team ka kar sakte ho aur na hi Crazy army ke jo hosle hain, jo support, jo pyar aap logo ne dikhaya hai pichle do din mein. Bhai app ke upar. Ruko mere paas abhi main live toh aapko dashboard dikha nahi sakta kyuki wo down padha hai sara. Itna pyar jo dikhaya na bhai usko kaise wapas loge? Usko kaise hataoge? Ek-ek banda usne app mere bolne pe install kari hai phone mein. Usne login kiya hai, sign up kiya hai. App nahi chal rahi thi kal, parson. OTP bhi nahi aa raha tha, phir bhi log lage rahe aadhe-aadhe ek-ek ghante. Unse kaise ladoge? Unse kaise mukabla karoge? Abhi maine tech team ko bol diya hai bhai, isko theek karo jaldi se jo kuch bhi hua hai, sara wapas se leke aao. Servers badhane hain, wo badhao, capacity badhani hai, wo badhao. Dekhte hain kitne log aate hain. Aur ye koi chhota-mota attack nahi hai. Attack kiya ja raha hai matlab millions of users ke through. Millions of fake users ke through.
[5:51]Yani ki lakhon bhi nahi, dasson lakh mein. Ab exact figure toh hume bhi nahi pata kyuki humko pata tha ki itne users tak toh humari app normally chal sakti hai. Hai na? Jab socho app ke upar do din ke andar do lakh users ho gaye bhai, do lakh log. Do lakh ki Crazy army khadi ho gayi hai. Kitne din mein? Do din toh jyada bol raha hoon main. Kal se toh competition shuru hua hai. Parson maine announcement kiya hai. Yani kal competition shuru hua aur aaj do lakh ki army khadi ho gayi hai. Aur log ye soch rahe hain ki ab isko gira dete hain. Iske jo hosle hain, usko tod dete hain. Kya todoge bhai, kya kar rahe ho yaar? Bhai sath mein judne ka time hai yaar, kuch banne ka time hai. Kuch achcha dene ke liye sochne ke, achcha dene ka soch karke humne kuch aapke liye banaya tha, nayi app banayi thi. Bahut pyari app hai. Abhi chal nahi rahi hai guys. Baaki chal jayegi isme toh kya, aap koi tension mat lena guys, theek hai. Kya kar lenge yaar ye log, kuch nahi kar sakte bhai jo bhi jisne bhi ye koshish kari hai. Pata nahi ek, ek banda ho sakta hai, multiple log ho sakte hain, koi group ho sakta hai, koi competitor ho sakta hai. Koi humse jealous ho sakta hai, I don't know kon hai. Lekin aisa karke bhai kuch hone nahi wala hai. Samne hi baitha hoon main. Banayi maine, main tumhi se baat kar raha hoon abhi. Kya kar loge bhai? Dekho, was your team's fight, are bhai fight-white ho gayi thi khatam, ye toh abhi ki baat hai, abhi hua hai ye sara. CrazyNose bhai it is not even starting, I am not able to reply yet. Bhai kya kare yaar, abhi udi hui hai app. Toh kuch log soch rahe hain ki humara dhandha band karwa lete hain. Karwa lo bhai, karwa sakte ho toh karwa lo. Dhandha toh kya hi hai guys. Aapse judne ka, aapse milne ka, aapke sath baatein karne ka, aapko nayi cheeze sikhane ka, aapko acknowledge karke, aapko matlab knowledgeable banane ka. Aapko, aapke jo skills hain unko improve karne ka ek zariya humne banaya tha. Taaki jis tarike se maine apni journey ji main gaon ke chhote se kone se aata hoon. Toh main toh wahan jab main wahan se ghis ke, ragad ke yahan pahunch sakta hoon bhai. Toh ek app jo maine banayi hai usko down karwa ke kya ho jayega, kya kar loge? Aur main toh ek hoon, mere sath mein abhi do lakh log toh is app pe jud gaye hain do din ke andar. Char crore se jyada ki family hai humari YouTube pe hai. Bhai kis-kis ko down karoge? Kar lo, ek Amit ko down kar loge, kya ho jayega? Dass Amit toh meri team mein baithe hain. Kis-kis se ladoge? Batao. Uske baad mein char crore Amit ye channel pe baithe hain. Batao kis-kis se ladoge?
[8:50]Tum ek ko maroge, main ek lakh bana dunga. Mar lo. Waise toh ek bhi nahi marega tumse.
[9:02]Jo tum koshish kar rahe ho. Bachchon wali harkate hain ye, lekin kisi na kisi ke toh aag lagi hai guys, kisi na kisi ke chul bhi machi hai ki yaar ye kaise kar liya? Ye kaise ho sakta hai? Toh log aisa kar rahe honge. Ab pata nahi. Brother, tell me who did it? Bhai pata nahi kisne kiya hai lekin itna keh sakta hoon ki kisi ki soch bahut chhoti rahi hogi. Kyuki agar aapko aage badhna hai aur bada kuch karna hai toh ya toh aap kisi se seekho ya kisi ka sath do. Toh aapke andar wo qualities automatically aa jayengi. Lekin agar aap ulta karoge, agar aap kisi ki taang kheenchoge. Pehli baat toh aap nahi kheench sakte ho, hai na? Koi bhi koi bhi pagal nahi baitha hai. Koi bhi anpadh nahi baitha hai. Aaj ki date kon hai guys? Sab padhe-likhe hain India mein, sabko knowledge hai, sabko apne rights pata hain. Kitne kitne brilliant log hain humare sath mein ab humare desh mein. Toh kisi ko gira nahi sakte ho, lekin aisi soch jo log rakhte hain na unko ye kahunga ki bhai apni soch badlo. Agar aapko actually mein app se related kuch aata hai, agar aapko app banani aati hai, chalani aati hai, girani aati hai toh humse judo. Hum humare sath judo, kuch achcha banate hain. Hai na? Aapka jeevan bhi sudhrega, aapka jeevan ka standard aur badhega, aapko log aur janenge, aapko log aur praise karenge, aapko log thank you bolenge. Aapko log pyar karenge. Hume aise hi nahi karte hain itne log pyar. Abhi raat ke kitne baje hain, ruko. 11:30 baje hain. 13,000 log abhi baith ke live dekh rahe hain, 13,000. Agar 13,000 ko ek jagah ikhatta kiya jaye na toh ginti mein nahi aaye 13,000. Ye aise hi nahi karte hain pyar itne log. Ek baar mere bolne pe, parson maine bola, kal maine live aake bola. Ek lakh log toh pehle din karwa diye the. Abhi main aapko data dikhata hoon guys. Haan humne kya kiya wo bhi aapko dikhata hoon. Bhai jo uda rahe ho na wo dikha lo. Ye data jo hai na abhi ye 10 guna ho jayega iske 10 din mein. Kya kar loge? Ab challenge de raha hoon main toh, kar lo. Ruko. Dikhata hoon guys. Maine mujhe kya pata ki ud jayega yaar toh main screenshot ya kuch nahi liya, maine ek photo jo hai na wo aise hi matlab kheechi thi, ek photo. Taaki main abhi, matlab main discussion kar raha tha team mein us time pe kheechi thi, do-teen ghante pehle ki photo hai, hai na? Aise thodi tedhi-medhi hai guys, samajh lena hai na, isme. Ek lakh 76,000 log jud gaye, ye dekho. Itna hi nahi, pichle do din mein. Are yaar ye tedha aa raha hai, pura nahi aa raha, dikh raha hai waise toh haan. 38 lakh 34,000 459 questions ke answer de diye gaye hain. Ye abhi live panel nahi hai, ye photo hai. Ye isse jyada ho gaye honge abhi toh, ye purana photo hai matlab abhi do-teen ghante pehle ka photo hai. 38 lakh jawab prank verse mein diye ja chuke hain ek din purani app pe. Toh is pyar ko logo ka jo itna support hai, Crazy army ka jo itna support hai. Bhai usko kaise piche leke aaoge guys? Aur main aapse bhi kehna chahta hoon jo log humko itna pyar karte hain, itna dekhte hain. Ki bhai aap aise cheezo mein kabhi bhi jo hai, involve mat hona pehli baat toh, ye cheeze aapko badha nahi sakti. I know ki aap nahi ho. Phir bhi future ke liye bhi humko bahut cautious rehna hota hai khud ko leke, humko bura insaan nahi banna hai. Aur aap jin logo ne humko itna support kiya, itna pyar diya, aapke liye toh bhai dil se, dil se thank you so much hai bhai. Aur maine socha nahi tha ki raat ko itne baje, matlab 11:30 baje main live aaunga guys. Lekin phir maine socha ki yaar aapko bata toh dete hain aisa-aisa ho raha hai. Haan ek cheez aur hui hai Instagram pe. Bhai bahut sare matlab bahut hi sare comments aa rahe hain. Aur wo comments gaaliyan hain, usme kuch-kuch hai. Bhai aise bolne pe kya hoga? Ek second yaar, ek second, WhatsApp ko main kaat hi deta hoon yahan se, haan, theek hai. Kyuki messages us pe aaye ja rahe hain. Bhai ab apne log bhi yaar tension mein aa jate hain na ki yaar kya ho gaya bhai, kya dikkat ho gayi hai, kya problem hai. Amit bhai hum aapke sath hain. Hai na, mere dost log bhi hain, family wale log bhi hain, aap log bhi ho toh sabko tension toh ho hi jaati hai. Lekin bhai aapke samne baitha hoon, koi tension wali baat nahi hai abhi. App hai, main toh dekho. Abhi bajaye 11:30. Tech team lagi hui hai. Aur bahut brilliant tech team hai humari. Matlab aisi team aisi team nahi hai bhai jinhone ye giraayi hai tumhare paas. Challenge hai mera ye tumko. Tum ek baar girao hum 100 baar banayenge. Aur tum giraoge na usse seekh karke hum aur strong banayenge, toh tum toh faayda hi kar rahe ho humara. Toh tumko bhi thank you so much. Aur guys yaad rakhna kabhi baad mein kabhi is cheez pe baat karenge ya baad mein ye baat. Kabhi jitne bhi log abhi 13,000 log dekh rahe hain ki bhai aap ek giraoge na, aap ek Amit ko giraoge, ek Amit ko tension dena chahoge. Toh main ek lakh aur bana dunga. Phir kis-kis ko giraoge? Humne jo humne itne time mein jitni videos banayi hain, lagbhag 1500 se 2000 videos hongi sare channels pe mila ke. Unko lagbhag 11-12 billion times dekha ja chuka hai, jitni pure earth ki population nahi hai. Toh humne humare har viewer ke andar ek chhota sa Amit toh baitha hi diya hai. Usko bade scale pe kaise badhana hai, kis tarike se meri knowledge ko, mere IIT ke experience ko, mere science ki curiosity ko. Aur meri life journey ko aap logo tak kaise pahunchaya ja sakta hai, uska ye tarika tha app, itna hi toh tha. Bhai mujhe science karne mein maza aata hai. Mujhe science dekhne mein, sunne mein, science se related task karne mein, challenges karne mein, khud challenge lene mein. Aur basic cheezo ko aapko interesting tarike se samjhane mein maza aata hai. Toh yani ki aapne jab wo content dekha toh meri soch ka ek chhota sa hissa toh aapke dimag mein bhi fit hua. Aur usse aapko apni life mein kahin na kahin toh fayda hota hoga. Aapka jo temperament hai, wo scientific banta hoga. Usko kaise nikal paoge yaar, aise sab karoge toh. Ruko yaar, dekhta hoon tech team ne kuch kiya hai ya nahi kiya hai. Soye toh nahi rahe hain sare log abhi. Ek minute ruko guys. Are are ye kyu sign out ho raha hai? Are bhai khul ja. No thanks. CrazyNose.
[16:16]Haan CrazyNose, CrazyNose. Haan tech team walo tum ye kar lo. Meri tech team ne kya kiya hai guys. Smart hain ye log bhi. Smart tak kya hai? Inhone daala hai website pe toh aa gaya hai load, wo toh ud gayi, wo toh kaam nahi kar rahi. Toh inhone ek, ek page banake taaki bilkul load na pade, ek page ko kitne crore log kholo na toh bhi koi load nahi padega. Inhone likh ke daal diya, website is coming soon. Mujhe pata hai tum log kar loge lekin isko wapas lao yaar. Aa jayegi ye website-wagara toh koi dikkat nahi hai. Ab main yahi kaam karunga baith ke. Pehle isko wapas laate hain, thodi der aap logo se baatein karte hain. Uske baad mein jo hai. Baatein karenge in sab ki toh aap log itna der se baithe ho guys, thank you so much. Ab aapke comments lete hain kuch-kuch. Brother, tell, brother app mein sign up nahi ho raha hai. Please tell me how to sign. Bhai nahi hoga, wo down padhi hai yaar. Kisi ne uda di bhai humari app. Ye soch ke ki Amit ki app uda dete hain. Chalo khali baithe hain, aur kuch kaam toh hai nahi jeevan mein. Amit ki app uda dete hain. Toh uda di. Experiment kar rahe hain wo log bhi, experiment karna seekh rahe hain. Bahut badhiya bhai. Amit bhai, why are you doing live stream? Bhai wahi bata raha tha main, humari app, app hi nahi app aur website dono uda di. Kam se kam millions ka traffic aur paise bhi kharch kiye honge kisi ne. Socho guys, humko abhi down karne ke liye log paisa kharch kar rahe hain. Kyuki free mein nahi hota hai ye kaam. Kaam karna itna mushkil nahi hai, usme paisa bhi lagta hai, dimag bhi lagta hai. Galat jagah laga rahe hain. Jinko nahi pata ki ye baat kya ho rahi hai Amit bhaiya, aap kya baat kar rahe ho? Aap toh secret room daale the aaj aur videos banaye the. Toh ho sakta hai kuch logo se miss bhi ho gaya ho. Bhai humne parson app launch kari thi. Apni nayi app, CrazyNose ki app. Play Store pe available hai CrazyNose ki app jo ki humne launch kari thi aur us pe attack karke usko uda diya gaya. Matlab uske upar continuously attack kiya gaya. Aur sirf app ke upar nahi, website pe continuously attack kiya ja raha hai, app ke upar abhi bhi ho raha hai. Agar attack nahi ho raha hota na, toh wapas aa jati website. Abhi chal raha hai filhaal attack wo. Abhi jab aap ye dekh rahe ho na, jab main aapse baatein kar raha hoon aur main tech team se bhi abhi wo le raha hoon. Abhi bhi ho abhi bhi abhi bhi attack ho raha hai. Sir continuously attack ho raha hai.
[18:38]Are toh bhai koi nahi yaar abhi ruk jao isko theek karo, strong karo isko sara. Bhai kitna attack karoge yaar? Ek pe kar loge yaar, ek pe kar loge. Baaki char crore pe kya karoge yaar? Char crore pe attack kar sakte ho? Soch sakte ho kya karne ki kabhi guys? Matlab jo kar raha hai wo soch sakta hai kya kabhi char crore logo pe attack karne ka? Soch sakte hain toh soch ke dekho ek baar, tumhara dimag khul ke bahar aa jayega, kya hota hai.
[19:12]Bhai, are yaar. Gusse mein nahi bol raha hoon guys kisi ko, gussa-wussa nahi kar raha main kisi pe. Chhoti-moti cheeze hain bachche hain kar rahe hain, karne do. Pasine aa rakhe hain yaar, garmi ho rakhi hai yahan pe. Aandhi aayi thi aaj, light nahi aa rahi hai bhai. Hai na? Aur sorry guys, main tech team se update hi le raha hoon sara. Ek second ruko call hi kar leta hoon yaar. Ruko-ruko, haan, theek hai.
[19:49]Nahi karo yaar isko, isko. Hello. Okay Amit bhai.
[20:23]Gaurav bhai, kya chal raha hai yaar, kitna time lagega ab karne mein? Bhai, jyada time lega. Bhai Gaurav bhai ko maine call pe le rakha hai abhi.
[20:36]Aur tech team ko abhi lead kar rahe hain Gaurav bhai, matlab tech team ke sath hi baithe hain. Sath ho kahan ho aap log yaar? Nahi nahi hum raste mein hi the, but humne suna ki aise humare par attack hua. Humare pehle Instagram pe attack hua, phir humari app pe attack hua, phir humari website pe attack hua. Haan aap, aap mujhe ye batao ki time kitna kya lagega iske andar theek hone mein yaar. Log kya, kyuki log comment kar rahe hain app nahi aa raha hai, nahi chal raha hai. Kyuki humko guys aap, aap logo ke liye app banayi. Achcha suno, main live stream kar raha hoon, sorry bhai maine bola nahi aapko, bataya nahi. Main live stream kar raha hoon usi ke upar main aapki call chal rahi hai, aapko sun rahe hain 12,000 log. Are, thank you. Dekho pehle toh mera ye hai. Thank you nahi theek karo isko pehle. Thank you baad mein. Wo hum theek kar rahe hain. Ek ghante ke andar humari app, website sab live ho jayegi. Maine yahi bola tha abhi, main toh aadha ghanta hi bol raha hoon main toh.
[21:30]Aadhe ghante mein, aadhe ghante mein theek karo, capacity badha do. Badha rahe hain. Kyuki hume idea nahi tha ki aise hum agar apne bachchon ke liye, apne logo ke liye achcha kaam karenge toh aise bahut sare log aa jayenge jo hume pareshan karenge. Are bhai aap, aap mat tension, nahi ho koi koi pareshani nahi hai bhai. Aap mat tension lo yaar. Kya tension le rahe ho aap? Aap mujhe, mujhe toh pata hai ki humara char crore ka jo base hai, wo humare sath bahut loyal hai. Are haan bhai, wo humare log jante hain, humare sare subscribers usko jante hain. Aap us cheez ki, aap us cheez ke bare mein mat socho. Main abhi live pe wahi baat kar raha tha. Lekin aap toh isko theek karo abhi jaldi se, hai na? Main aapse karta hoon phir connect aaram se. Haan haan haan haan. Aap sab, aap sabko bol do, aap, aap sabko bol do, isko wapas leke aao. Kyuki website bhi down hai na yaar. Nahi nahi kuch down nahi hoga, agle ek ghante mein sab live ho jayega. Haan toh bas ye chahiye mujhe aapse. Theek hai. Okay, thank you so much. Bye bye bye.
