[0:04]OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, I'M IN HELL. I'M IN HELL. LET'S RIDE. THIS W KEY doesn't help working. I swear to god. Oh, I didn't bring any fend. Darn it. No fend. No fend alert. No fend alert. Koshy, you got an extra fend? Yeah, man. I always carry extra fend. Geez. The blow up. For the right price. The blow up. The blow up. I got just the thing for you. Yeah, that [laughter] is the right price. I KNOW. LET'S RIDE. SIP WATER. THAT'S NOT TITO'S. NO, NO, it's not. No, it's sip water. Got to stay hydrated. You're the bot. What if we just get hammered? Holy [ __ ] I'm in. I like to go That's why they pay you the big bucks, Koshy. It's all right. I know, [ __ ] Where is he? >> [snorts] >> Where is he? Where is he? >> [snorts] >> Where is he? I'm going to go up there. Probably came up here. >> [snorts] >> OH, I'M COMING BACK. I'M COMING BACK. GO BACK. GO BACK. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? GOT ONE. GOT ONE. WHERE IS THE OTHER ONE? WHERE IS THE OTHER ONE AGAIN? Behind you. Behind you. OH, I SEE. I SEE. I SEE. I SEE. NO. [screaming] WAIT, I THINK I GOT THEM. OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Which one did you jump? Did you jump somewhere? Yeah. Yeah, I heard that. Was that Was that them? I think it was. Where did HE JUMP TO? I THINK HE COULD fall off the big building. Oh. I heard him scream red. We wouldn't We wouldn't have heard that. That's too far. He jumped from somewhere else. I think he fell all the way to THE BOTTOM. LET'S GET HIM. LET'S GET HIS GOOP. AH! [screaming] WHO ARE THEY? THEY'RE NOT DOWN HERE. Where did they go? Big guy right here. Did you mind? There's a guy down here. I I'm me. What? OKAY, 2 SECONDS AGO THAT GUY WAS NOT THERE. I HEARD HIM drop somewhere. Somewhere metal. Did you crawl? Wait, hold on. Where would you crawl? I'm just stupid [ __ ] that died. Where would I crawl? Up to the top? Maybe, but I mean, I heard the that thump early. And you bought Maybe Maybe he's at the bottom. No, he's not. I'm looking. HE WOULD HAVE DIED. >> [screaming] >> WAIT. OH, I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE. OH, OOJI BOOJIS. Ooji boojis. Who is this hoodlum again? Where did he actually die? Wait, crap. Oh, JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP HERE. I DID. WAIT, DID YOU PUT TRAPS UP HERE? NO, NO. >> Give me Yeah, it's going to be a full team up here then. Well, let's get him. Kidinga. Bro, where did he go? >> I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S A TRAP RIGHT HERE. DID YOU place this trap? No. What the hell is going on? It's a mystery. I There's no way you can crawl, right? You just die if you crawl. Yeah, if you crawl off, you die. You die immediately. Oh, that That was Oh, that was just me. That was just me. You want to [ __ ] him. He was probably some homeless poor person anyways. Let's Let's go do other stuff. Oh, wait. People are dying to the south. A clue? Oh, hello, Mr. Meeseeks You know what? They're right behind you. Oh, no. Don't worry. It's not someone else. No need to worry. All good in the hood over here. Oh, I'm getting sniped. I'm getting sniped. Oh my god. There are people jacking their dick on top of the sniper tower. What a sweet delight. What a sweet delight. I'm sure they are community service members and donated to charity. Stand back. I'll handle this. >> WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. >> [screaming] >> LET'S RIDE. CHARGE. THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A TRAP. OH MY GOD, WE I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I JUST ACTIVATED BOTH CHARGES WITHOUT EVEN GETTING HIT BY ONE. YEAH. YEAH. OH. OH. It says he penis chases you. Got you. Got you. Got you. [ __ ] is he here? Where is he? Where is he at? NO ONE. OH, NICE WORK. GO. GO. GO. CHARGE. [screaming] ONE. ONE. ONE. ONE. ONE. ONE. THE raider in the control tower. I got both. [ __ ] you. I told you could take those hoodlums, Koshy. They were no match. Yeah? Who is the main target for that? Probably someone. Okay, good thinking. Good thinking. Maybe. Who is the main TARGET IS SOMEONE RIGHT HERE. NEXT TO MR. SPIDER. KOSHY, I'VE got an idea. I've got an idea. What? Do you trust me? No. Okay. Wait, I think there's people shooting it from Wait, there's people right there. Yeah, yeah, they're doing the main charge from there. Why can't I place this? Do not put a zip down. Bro, these guys I these guys with HOW MUCH THERE'S PEOPLE. THERE'S PEOPLE. Did you check who's that? Okay, that means they're going to come up zip. And we just kill them. I No, no. I need to go in for these guys. Don't worry, Koshy. I'll get the zip out. You're done. OH, WAIT. I GOT WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. GOT IT. WAIT, PEANUT. WHAT ARE YOU I SHOT ONE. LEBRON JAMES. [ __ ] >> [screaming] >> DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? HELL YEAH. LET'S RIDE. [screaming] SEE YOU LATER, STICKY MAN. OH, where did you go? Oh, [ __ ] Where am I going? They have an equalizer in there, by the way. Oh my god, THIS GUY'S ELUSIVE. GET BACK HERE, STICKY. GOT YOU. LITTLE bit of goop. Little bit of goop. Koshy, you get that other guy's goop, okay? Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. We got a 100 heavy ammo. What is this guy up to? This guy has gold stock patina. WAIT, A GOLD STOCK PATINA WITH A TWO BIGGER TITLE. HOLY [ __ ] THAT'S WHAT THIS GUY HAD. Holy ding dong. This guy has gold stock patina AS WELL. LET'S GET HIM. ROCK IT. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WAIT, WHO'S THAT GUY? YES, come back. Come here. That's the guy I just killed. The guy had a My guy had a gold STOCK PATINA. OH. >> [screaming] >> OH. OH. IT'S GETTING A LITTLE CRAZY OUT THERE, KOSHY. Be careful. We're going to get third party from these people ON THIS >> KOSHY, DO YOU TRUST ME? YEAH, I TRUST YOU. THEN LET'S [screaming] RIDE. OKAY, WAIT. I'M IN. HOLD ON. WAIT. YOU'RE OH, [ __ ] CHARGE. YOU'RE VERY FAR AHEAD OF ME. VERY FAR AHEAD OF ME. LEBRON JAMES. I'M GOING IN. YEAH. THERE'S A BASTION ON YOU, MAN. I [screaming] GOT HIM. YEAH, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. >> [music] >> Are you [ __ ] joking? [ __ ] KOSHY, KOSHY, KOSHY. GIVE THE bug a little chatter and perhaps See you later, sticky man. Where did the other one go? I don't know if I caught that, but I got him. I got him. Okay, good. Good. Okay, good. Good. Good. Good guy. Good guy. Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. I really don't want to THROW THESE THINGS. KOSHY. WHAT? OH, YEAH. OH MY GOD. YES. I got an equalizer. Yes. Nades. Nades. Peanut, we don't want OH, DING DONG. DING DONG. DING DONG. BACK DOWN THE HATCH, GENTS. GIVE ME THE POT OUT. THEY HAVE TO FORCE THEIR WAY IN HERE. FEELING. Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? I'll be ready. I'll be ready. I'll be ready. One is the outside lane. You heard it. YOU HEARD IT. EQUALIZE. OKAY, we have to kill these guys. We have to get out of here. You see them? They're They're Wait. Where? Where? They're going to be down below. If they have bastion aggro, they have bastion aggro. Okay. Do we move now? Come here. Come here. Come here. Oh my god, the bastion. Yeah, I can't do anything with the bastion. Dude, I can't do nothing either. All right, come to me. We can fight these guys. Oh, [ __ ] Yeah, I got five smokes. Throwing smokes. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Just kill the bastion. I can't see the bastion anymore. We We need to GET BACK UP >> [screaming]
[10:19]>> WHAT THE HELL is my guy doing? Where did he go? Where did he go? WHERE DID HE GO? >> [screaming] >> RETREAT. RETREAT. WELL, WHERE ARE YOU AT? WHERE ARE YOU AT? QUICK. I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU. I'M COMING. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'VE GOT YOU. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. WHERE DID YOU GO? YOU STUPID [ __ ] GO TO HELL. GO TO HELL, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ] OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. MY W KEY IS NOT WORKING. HOLY [ __ ] [ __ ] HOLY [ __ ] [ __ ] OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I'M IN HELL. I'M IN HELL. OKAY. OKAY. I'LL BE BACK. We're coming. I mean light work. I mean light work. Okay. Okay. My shoes are working. Topping it out. Topping it out. Oh my fourth shield of the day. CHARGE. [screaming] WE CAN'T LET THEM ESCAPE. HIS GUN SUCKS. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? WE CAN'T LET HIM ESCAPE. WE CAN'T LET HIM ESCAPE. Where did he go? Where did he go? DO YOU SEE HIM? OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I JUST GOT CLANKED IN. I just got clanked in. Those are double Those are Those They were coinciding. That was a double click activity. Oh my god. I'm coming. I'm coming. Excuse me, Mr. Door. Excuse me. Why is my GUY SO [ __ ] FAT? THANK YOU, SIR. Thank you. Good sir. WE'RE BACK. WE WON'T DIE.
[12:58]WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. GO. GO. GO. OH, nice work. Phew. Oh, that close one. That was a close one. EQUALIZE. EQUALIZE. Pretty cool, huh? Guy. Guy. I'm on it. I'm on it. EQUALIZE. I've done all I can do.
[13:40]Do you need more energy ammo? Or no? Oh, dingle. I don't know if I can take this guy down. He's pretty good. Would you be able to get energy ammo? Okay. Okay. There's tons of goop on the ground. Let's get Let's get all the cores. Let's get all the bastion cores. Let's get all of them. You want to kill this spider. Let's kill this spider. There's even more goop. OH MY GOD. HE'S CRAFTY. HE'S CRAFTY. I'LL GIVE HIM THAT. I'LL GIVE HIM THAT. BUT HE'S STILL NO MATCH. TOO MUCH FOR OUR POWER. WAIT. MAKE SURE WAIT. MAKE SURE YOU recycle everything that you don't grab. Okay? Because there's like a hundred robot clankers pods here. We're going to We're going to get lost in the sauce. You know what I'm talking about? Just put it all on the ground. Also spider cores and bastion cores.
[15:20]I'll take five. Do we We have 2 minutes? Oh my god. We got to GET TO GOOPING QUICK. OOH. Any cores? I'm going to get the bastion cores. I'm going to get the bastion cores, okay? Yeah, we need your cores. No. No. No. You loot the bastion. You loot the bastion. You loot the bastion. Okay. We drop all We drop all We drop all the poop goop. I had three of those in separate locations. Oh my god. Make it 49. I'll do it. I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. There we go. Okay, good. Get all the goop. Get all the goop. Ooh. Oh my god. You're crazy. You You YOU SEE A VISION? I GOT THREE MORE SPOTS. THREE MORE SPOTS. OH. OH MY. [groaning] OH MY. What's up? Leave. WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. [screaming] WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. YEAH. Too easy. Another day, another dollar. A little light raid. I mean, it was a meager 312,000. It's like I mean, honestly, dude, we could have done better. We could have done better. I mean, when you get to a skill level like mine, you know what I'm talking about? When you get When you get as good as me, okay, Cloakzy. Let me Well, hold on. Let me speak for a second. When you When you get to a skill level like mine and you're like top three players in the world ever, better than Shroud and it's Timmy easily, it honestly like it doesn't feel like anything anymore. You know what I'm talking about? It doesn't feel like I'm winning. It doesn't even feel like a win. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? Mhm. Mhm. Exactly. Are you picking up what I'm putting down, Cloakzy? Mhm. Mhm. Yeah, what's up? >> I'm pretty I'm pretty sure I have two accounts in this game. You've got gonorrhea.
