[0:00]Itna achhe baal apne hair rakhe the tumne Aye Bhabhi Ji, ghum ke baitho thoda. Hmm, kaisa lag raha ho? पूरा दिन इतना काम करती हूं, काम करते-करते थक जाती हूं लेकिन कोई मेरी हेल्प ही नहीं करता। और यह आदमी पता नहीं कहां चला गया। अब लगता है मुझे फोन करना पड़ेगा। मैं फोन करके देखती हूं कहां गए।
[0:49]चलो जाती हूं मैं, फोन करती हूं इनके पास देखती हूं
[0:57]Hello, ha kaho कब से आपकी इंतजार कर रही हूं लेकिन आप आए नहीं रहे हो तो ठीक है जल्दी आ जाओ Pata nahi phone pe toh bol rahi thi kissiko leke aayenge, kab tak kissiko leke aayenge? Vaise bhi sir dard ho rahi hai bahut zyada. Itna sara kaam kiya phir pata nahi kissiko leke aayega gharpe. Aur phir mera kaam zyada badh jayega. Itna kaam karti hu kissiko dikhai nahi deta mai itna kaam karti hu. Bhai yaar, tera ghar toh, Are dost dekh aayega gharpe. Baat chit karte gharpe dekh, kitna saal baad aaya hai mere ghar. Bhai wohi toh dekh raha hu bhai yaar. Ghar toh yaar gajab ka bana liya yaar. Toh hum toh laaye yaar. Batana tere gharpe. Shaadi, shaadi karne ke baad sab kuch mahual hi palat diya hai. Are shaadi me toh hota hai aise jab bhabhi aayega na, automatically sab badal jata hai. Sab janta hu, zyada paise kamane laga hai isiliye. Are tera baap bhi dahej nahi diya tha. Baada denge. Are chod na bhai. Itna ameer toh hai kya dahej chahiye. Are tu bhi jaa agar koi mil jata na phukat me woh, koi tension nahi. Woh baat chod tu pehle bhabhi dikha. Pehle bhabhi se mulakat karva, bhabhi bahut mast hai. Tension ko le rahe ho? Are kholo to nahi.
[2:46]Nahi lagta mujhe pehchanegi bhi nahi kahi darr ke maare gate hi na khole. Are kholo yaar, kya karte rehta hai itna time se. Batao. Kahan the itne time?
[3:34]Hum gaye the na. Bhai, dost gaya hua tha. Aur kaun si dost hai tumhari?
[3:45]Aaja yaar aaja. Aye bhabhi. Tum shayad mereko pehchane nahi. Are mera bachpan ka yaar hai. Mai tum dono ki shaadi me nahi aapaya tha. Thoda business me problem thi, isliye mai fas gaya tha. Bahut khaas hai. Samajh lo ye aur mai dono ek hi hu. Theek? Maine, maine tumko dekh rakha hai shayad tumne mereko nahi dekha bhabhi. Hum dono ek hai. Mere milo ya ye milo, ek hi jaise hai dono. To jo bhi hai chalo. Kya baat hai bhai, muh utra hua hai. Kuch nahi, baith jao bas. Kya hua hai? Thoda jhagda vhagda karke gaya tha kya subah me? Are yaar dost tu yahan pe toh ghar hi hai. Baith ja na idhar. Baith raha hu, baith raha hu. Baith ja. Mai thoda kaam hai, samjha na. Idhar baith ja. Koi nahi theek hai. Are idhar baith, tera bhabhi hai, tera. Aur dusra koi thodi hai. Toh bhabhi hai, toh jaise bhabhi ko. Bhabhi ko sambhal lena. Jab, are bahut acha hai. Tension ko le raha hai. Bhabhi humko pehchan nahi paa rahi hai shayad isiliye thoda. Ye dost hai mera. Ye jaise bhi bole, sab kuch khilana pilana. Kyunki mereko kahi jaana hai. Bahut mera acha dost hai. Bhabhi thoda nervous ho jaa rahi hai ki mai pehchan nahi paa rahi hu. Mera jaan ka tukda hai ye. Theek? Mujhe jaana hai thoda sambhal lena. Jaise bhi ho. Jo bhi. Khana peena isko khila pilao. Badiya se dhyan me rakho. Theek? Na bhabhi zyada koi nahi hai. Chicken bhi kab tak aaogi yaar? Time lagega idhar pe. Bhai abhi jaata hu. Are thoda kaam pad gaya. Emergency hai. Phone aane wala hai. Toh tu mujhe akela chod ke jaa raha hai. Are tera jo bhi cheez jarurat hai na, jo bhi cheez chahiye, turant batadena. Mil jayenge. Theek hai. Haan to hamari bhabhi hai. Hamari bhabhi se kuch bolna kya hai? Jo mann kare. Kah denge kah denge. Haan kuch bhi nahi bolega. Tension na le. Theek hai. Jaldi aaiyo lekin. Hum toh jaldi a jayenge. Tereko jo bhi acha lag raha hai na, bhabhi se bolde ek baar. Haan to hamari bhabhi hai. Hamari bhabhi se kuch bolna kya hai? Jo mann kare. Kya denge, kya denge. Haan kuch bhi nahi bolega. Tension na le. Chod na bhai. Itna ameer toh hai kya dahej chahiye. Are tu bhi jaa agar koi mil jata na phukat me woh, koi tension nahi. Woh baat chod tu pehle bhabhi dikha. Pehle bhabhi se mulakat karva, bhabhi bahut mast hai. Tension ko le rahe ho? Are kholo to nahi. Wohi lagta hai bhabhi late ho gayi. Tu awaz laga deta. Mai? Bhabhi to mujhe pehchanegi bhi nahi. Kahi darr ke mare gate hi na khole. Are kholo yaar, kya kar rahe ho. Itna time se. Batao.
[7:31]Toh main nikalun ki yahaan baithun? Haan, abhi chala jaaiye. Kya dikkat hai? Khana peena ho gaya na? Bas. Accha. Hain? Khana peena ho gaya hai. To mai nikalun ki yahaan baithun? Acha, aap kaise dost ho? Kya keh rahe ho? Kaise dost ho aap? Bhai, dost hain apne. Haan, kya hua? Nahi. Aa, woh.
[7:53]Theek hai. To mai nikalun? Haan. Chalo. Aa, achhe se dekhbhaal karna. Theek hai. Theek hai. Achhe se dekhbhaal karna. Achha, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Main nikalun? Theek hai, theek hai. Achhe se dekhbhaal karna. Theek hai. Haan, bye bye. Main aata hu. Bye bye. Ha. Okay. Bye.
[20:17]Itne achhe baal apne hair rakhe the tumne
