[0:00]The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has gotten away. The balloon? No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm going to the roof. Who's with me? I can't. I got to go. Come on, an 80-ft inflatable dog loose over the city, how often has that happened? Almost never. Got the keys? Okay. I saw the giant dog shadow fall over the park. Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean. Okay. Right about now, the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here? We're waiting for you to open the door. You've got the keys. No, I don't. Yes, you do. When we left, you said, got the keys. No, I didn't. I asked, got the keys? No, no, no. You said, got the keys. Either of you have the keys? The oven is on. Oh, I've got to get my ticket. Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key. Well, get it. Get it. Hey, that tone won't make me go any faster. Joey. That one will. I swear you said you had the keys. No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously did not have the keys. Oh, okay. All right, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys. Why would I have the keys? Aside from the fact that you said you had them? But I didn't. Well, you should have. Why? Because. Why? Because everything is my responsibility. Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potato. So I'm making different kinds of potatoes. You know, does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No. No. You know, just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions and Mario gets his tater tots and I'm my first Thanksgiving and it's all burned and I Hey, Monica, only dogs can hear you now. Look, the door's open. Here we go. Oh God.
[2:28]Well, turkey's burnt. Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined. Can we come walking down the
[2:42]This doesn't smell like mom's. No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross. Well, here you go, buddy. You got one. Oh, God, this is great. The plane is gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys. Hey, we all had better plans, okay? This was nobody's first choice. Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner? They all that delicious!
[3:14]Stop it. Stop it. Now this feels like Thanksgiving.
[3:22]Okay, who wants light cheese and who wants dark cheese? I don't even want to know about the dark cheese. Does anybody want to split this with me? Oh, I will. You guys have to make a wish. Make a wish? Come on, you know, Thanksgiving.
[3:43]Woo-hoo, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for? The bigger half.
[3:51]All right, I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you planned, but for me, this has been really great. You know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, or if you guys had been with your family, or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings suck.
[4:38]And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas and a crappy New Year.
