[0:00]Welcome ViewBots. How are you ViewBots doing on this fine thick men Thursday, gentlemen? Right on time, about 4 months has passed. We have another massive ViewBot allegation from someone who's obviously a billionaire. They're going to clip whatever I say anyways. I make might as well make it good. DUDE, I WAS SLEEPING WHEN THAT TWITTER thing blew up. WE DIDN'T EVEN DO NOTHING THIS TIME. WE WENT VIRAL ON TWITTER [screaming] IN OUR SLEEP. THAT'S CALLED MOTION. THAT'S WE TRENDED ON THE FRONT PAGE OF TWITTER IN OUR [screaming] SLEEP. THAT'S THAT'S MOTION. THAT IS MOTION. I CAN'T FIND A SINGLE [ __ ] ON ANY CONTINENT ON THIS PLANET THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHO WE ARE. >> [music] >> WOW, I AM ACTUALLY EXTREMELY OUT OF breath from all that. I actually I actually might be fine. I'm not going to lie. Give me a second. Holy [ __ ] Jesus Christ. But guys, we switched to Brazilian servers. We switched to European servers. We switched to a server called Oceanic. I don't even know what the [ __ ] that means. I don't even know what THAT MEANS. I DON'T I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. SORRY, I HAD to get on humble right there. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I had to I had to I had to I had I'm so sorry. I'm I'm just had to. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What is Oceanic by the way? What the hell is that? Let me Google that. What What the hell is that? What is Oceanic? It refers to anything relating to living in or occurring in the open ocean. There's People are playing all creators in the ocean? And we're going to show those hooligans we don't need them. The carry all along was us boys. You are lagging and you're a [ __ ] Store that in your data vault, [ __ ] Hello Peter Exactly, we were so cloak-y and Hans and officer and Ginji and ninja and Shroud and EVERYBODY ELSE. WE ARE THE CARRY. I'M ABOUT TO PROVE IT RIGHT NOW. OOH. OH, thanks Clanker. Thanks for blowing my cover immediately. THERE'S A GUY TWO FEET TO YOUR RIGHT. AIM AT HIM, DUMBASS. THANK YOU. Here you go.
[2:47][ __ ] is he doing? Oh, return. Oh, wait. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Hans, I got you died. Ha ha ha ha. Hans, I got you died. Ha ha ha ha. [ __ ] you. No way. >> [laughter and gasps] >> No, Viva Brazil is not going to save you this time, pal. Please please please please bow No no no no, you shot me first, buddy. You're the devil. I I'm not I'm not shot you first. I defend me for you future think about shot me. Why does it sound like you just called me to sell me car insurance? Are you using one of those voice changers? Is that how you usually sound? Okay okay I want to I want to You am I I DON'T WANT CAR INSURANCE, MA'AM. GOD, YEAH. WE'RE DOING PRETTY good so far. With three lower grenades, SCORE. OH MY GOD, WAIT. SIR, BEFORE YOU SHOOT me again, just know that you're terrible and you're going to die. I want you to know that, ALL RIGHT? >> ON. DON'T PEE ON ME. [ __ ] YOU. YOU SHOT ME FIRST. I speak English. Uh congratulations. Newsflash, pal, that's not really a big accomplishment where I'm from. >> I can't just walk around knowing where you're standing, brother. Uh you you're lucky I'm so far away. As soon as I get over there, I'll beat your ass. Oh, buddy, I will. You won't jump. You won't do it. You won't jump. You don't have the balls. I've got big balls. >> If you jump and survive, I'll revive you. Uh he didn't live. That's a shame. Oh, THERE HE IS. SIR, WAIT. I HAVE TO CHECK IF YOU'RE DUMB AND POOR. THAT WORKS, TOO. That works as well. Sir, I'm here to check if you're dumb and poor, all right? This will only take a moment. Stand still. Little bitty goop. Oh, he's dumb and poor. He's dumb and poor. He's dumb and poor. Ooh, clickers are upset. A clue. Ooh, tickle tickle tickle. Sir, I'm here to check if you're dumb and poor, all right? Just stand still. Stand still. I got to check. Stand still. Stand still. This procedure will only take a few moments, okay? Nice. Sir, I have to check if you're dumb and poor, as well, sir. Stand still. Stand still. I have to check it I have This is a mandatory dumb and poor checkpoint. Mandatory dumb and poor checkpoint. Everyone stand still. This procedure just takes a few moments. Everyone stand still. Checking. No, he's looking dumb and poor. He's looking dumb and poor, boys. Or maybe not. Oh, yeah, he's looking poor. Never mind. Middle class, middle class. Two fire burgers, stay frosty. Stay fresh. Oh, TAKE THOSE, TAKE THOSE, TAKE THOSE. On second thought, I'm going to keep shooting you while I BACK UP. I DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE. TIME TO DIE. [screaming] OKAY. GOT HIM. GET OUT OF HERE. GOT YOU. MR. SILLY, WHERE DID YOU GO? OH, HEY, YEAH, MR. SILLY, what are YOU DOING OVER HERE? What's up, bro? Uh, nothing, just hang. I don't speak your language. Can you put it in English? Uh, I don't know how to what to say. Um. >> Excuse me, it's okay. Can you say I'm from Brazil and I was paid by Peanut, I'm a view bot and not real. Can you put that in Brazilian? I'm Argentinian. Oh, say I'm from Argentina and I'm a view bot and I'm not real. In Spanish? Yeah, in Spanish, in Spanish. Eh, soy Argentina, soy un I would revive you. I just realized I don't have deep bends. What's that? WHAT'S THAT? JESUS CHRIST. OH, WE KILLED HIM. WELL, sometimes people make mistakes in the heat of battle. It's not my fault HE WAS SITTING ON A BOMB. HEY, CHILL, CHILL. HOLD ON. PAUSE, PAUSE. I HAVE NO AMMO. This is unfair. You're cheating. Hold on, CHILL. PAUSE FOR A SECOND. PAUSE, PAUSE. Slow your roll, Jethro. Oh, damn it. Get out of here. >> [screaming] >> GET OUT OF HERE. Good work. Here's your reward. CHARGE. [screaming]
[9:02]TAKE THIS, HOOLIGAN. OH, WELL. WELL, hold up now. Come on out now. Come on out. Come on out. Come on. Do I need to hear it? Let me see. Let me see. Which is Where did he go? Where did he go? Where did he go? Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. I'll make it a much easier to KILL YOU NOW. GOT YOU. >> [screaming] >> THERE'S A THOUSAND CRACKERS OVER HERE. OH, OH, WE WAITED TOO LONG. HE'S DEAD. Little bitty goop. Ooh. There's another hooligan around the corner. Whoa, is he alive? Peanut? Yeah. No [ __ ] way, dude. Yet another view bot. Peanut, my girlfriend wants to say hi to you. Thanks. All right. All right. All righty then. All righty then. All right? Uh Hello, lady. Hello, good sir. Hello, nice to meet you. >> Just say hi. Hello, good sir. Hello, hello, good lady. What are you What are you doing? Uh just gooping a little bit. Don't don't mind me. Don't mind me. Just getting a little bit of goop. We will not mind you, good sir. We will not mind you. Thank you, good lady. Thank you, good lady. Thank you, good sir. And and thank you for addressing the ladies AS WELL. OF COURSE. OF COURSE. OF COURSE. OF COURSE. OF COURSE. Is this you that's speaking, the lady right here? No, no, no. I was the guy that KILLED YOU'RE THE LADY. WE SHOULD ALL TEAM UP AND TAKE OVER GOOP TOWER TOGETHER. OH, YES. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, PEANUT, take this. [laughter] This is for you. >> What What This is You'll like this one. Wait. Oh. I I THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU. You're welcome. I'm about to I have headphones on. I'm wearing them. That You You're wearing what? I I'm I'm just wearing the headphones. I'll give it back now. I love you. I YOU TOO. BYE. I LOVE YOU TOO. HAVE A GOOD ONE. OKAY, I LOVE YOU TOO. GOOD SIR. LET'S GO KILL THAT OH, go ahead. I'm a bug you lady. Uh bug you lady, bug you lady. My apologies, my apologies. I mean to misjudge you by a bug you lady. I apologize. Of course. My apologies. Sorry Peter, she was really going to say hi. Let's go to ALL RIGHT, LET'S RIDE. [screaming] I WAS WONDERING I THOUGHT SHE HAD THE HEADSET OFF. MY APOLOGIES, my apologies. She did, she did have the headset on. I actually did have IT ON. OKAY. LET'S RIDE. [screaming] FOLLOW ME CREW. OH, THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. HE'S NOT WITH US. WE SHOULD JUST KILL WE SHOULD KILL HIM AND THEN PERSONALLY INSULT HIM. WE HATE YOU AS A PERSON. WE HATE YOU AS A PERSON NOT AS A PLAYER IN THE GAME. We hate you as a person IN REAL LIFE. DIE. [screaming] DIE. DIE. >> [groaning] >> GOOD WORK TEAM. Good work. If you do that team text, you got to keep keep about that. The team will start falling apart. Mhm. Mhm. One moment. Does Does anybody have a shield recharger maybe a bandage per chance? I've got you. I've got you. Here is Yeah. two and two. Mhm. Mhm. Thank you. This guy was dumb AND POOR. OH MY GOD. [screaming] CHARGE. I'M DEAD. GOT HIM. YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD [ __ ] THAT'S MY GANG OVER THERE. WEST SIDE. WEST [screaming] SIDE. WEST SIDE. GOT YOU. LITTLE bit of goop. Oh, YEAH. OH, OF COURSE. OF COURSE. OF COURSE. I'LL GET RIGHT AWAY. >> [clears throat] >> HERE YOU ARE good sir. There you are. Back and better than ever. Now time for a little bit of goop. Get out of here. >> Get down. It'll be the goop. Ooh. Oh. Do we leave or do we We leave 120,000 speckle douches. We leave with good talent. Oh. TAKE THAT. OH. I HAVE AN IDEA. LET'S LEAVE. Oh [ __ ] Jesus Christ. This spider's not playing around. You want to see this? Check this [ __ ] out. Oh. Let him HAVE IT. YOU LET HIM HAVE IT. QUIT DISSING HIM. >> [ __ ] QUIT DISSING HIM. [screaming] WHAT SIDE ARE WHAT SIDE ARE YOU DID YOU ENJOY YOUR LITTLE REPRESENT THE GANG? REPRESENT THE GANG. OOH. He's too fast. DON'T YOU WORRY. I'VE GOT YOU, CHIEF. OH [ __ ] OH. UH-OH. OOH. There you go. Back and better than ever. Thank you. Now let's leave. Oh, I'm leaving. I'm out of DMs here. You have You have to crawl in. >> I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Who the hell IS THIS GUY? KILL HIM. GET OUT OF HERE. OH. IT'LL BE THE GOOP. Oh yeah, you do that. You do that. Can I get a bandage? Can I get a bandage? Can I get a bandage? OH I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. I got you. You good, Chief? It'll be good. Oh, Archie just hit my hit the button. This is fire. He's going TO VIOLATE US. >> [screaming] >> GODSPEED, BOYS. GODSPEED on all of your ventures. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. THOSE WERE FINE SOLDIERS, BOYS. FINE SOLDIERS. I WOULD FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH them any day of the week. Those were good men. Those were good men. Those were good men right there. LAID THEIR LIFE DOWN ON the line. Especially that one guy. Yeah, and the bug you lady. Of course, I can't forget. Of course. She serenaded all of us through the microphone. Does he read YouTube comments? No, never. Not even one time. What the hell is wrong with you letting a girl live? Okay, I feel like there's like four to five stages of what's wrong with that. BUT SECONDLY, THE GIRL WASN'T EVEN PLAYING. DUMB ASS. That was his girlfriend. Aw, stuck in I-35 traffic. I don't know if whipping out your phone, popping open the stream, and then typing in the chat is the best move for that one. But whatever helps YOU GET THROUGH IT, SHARE. Let's ride. Follow me, gang. Did I just hear them breaking Did we hear them breaking the wood down below? Did we hear that? We did. We did. Shh. Shh. No, don't. Move on my son. SHH. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. Come on, >> [laughter] [gasps] [sighs] >> Smells like [ __ ] in here. You know how long I was waiting outside that door? I'M PEANUT AND I love to camp doors. Oh. What the hell? GET OVER HERE. GET OVER HERE. WELL, YOU AIN'T YOU AIN'T JACKASS. WE'RE TALKING IN HERE. GET out of here. Get out of here, you piece of crap. GET OUT OF HERE. WE'RE TALKING IN HERE. WE'RE TALKING IN HERE. All right, Mr. Astronaut guy. I need your help. Flash your light five times if you understand me. I need you to kill that guy right there. Hello, good sir. How are you? I need YOU TO KILL THAT MAN RIGHT THERE IMMEDIATELY. QUICKLY NOW. DO YOU SEE THAT HE'S HE'S TALKING TRASH ABOUT US? HELLO, THERE'S I FEEL LIKE NOBODY HERE speaks English. Oh, all right. Well, okay. Well, we waited about We Good work, team. Okay, I was right. I was That's why nothing was happening. >> [gasps] >> All right, BOYS. LET'S RIDE. I THINK this guy has the catchphrases down. That's about it. What's How do you say you're part of my hearty crew now in Brazilian? Oh, OH, TAKE OUT, TAKE OUT, TAKE OUT. I GOT TAKE THAT, HOOLIGAN. OH. YOU GET BACK HERE. YOU GET BACK HERE AT ONCE. YOU GET BACK HERE. GOTCHA. Those are my amigos back there. MY HEARTY CREW. >> [gasps] >> DIE, [screaming] BASTARD. LITTLE BIT OF GOOP. Little bit of goop. You boys DOING FINE OVER THERE? I forgot they don't speak English. Here we go. >> [gasps] >> Don't you worry, boys. I've got you. Don't you worry. That was my last defib. Hopefully, Mr. Astronaut's got one for you. Where are you? Jeez. Where did you go? Where the hell is he at? Where did he go? WHERE DID HE GO? Do you Do you Astronaut, DO YOU SEE HIM? THERE he is.
[20:51]Do you have a defib, Astronaut man? Flick through Oh, no defib? Uh We don't have a defib. What do we do with him, Astronaut man? GODSPEED, SIR. GODSPEED. You've lost a soldier. >> [laughter and gasps] >> I'm also disheartened. I'm also disheartened. I'm as disgruntled as you are. But the mission must go on. O7's in the chat for that fine soldier, boys. He is gone, but he is not forgotten. Let's leave. BACK UP THIS WAY, MR. ASTRONAUT. WHY IS YOUR SCREEN DARK? Because it's night time. THINGS ARE DARKER AT NIGHT. MHM. MHM. Write that down if you have to. OH, TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE. GOT HIM. THOUGHT YOU COULD COME TO MY CITY WITHOUT checking in, did you? No. [laughter] No. No. No. No. Thought you could come to my city without checking in, did you? Without getting your card punched, huh? You have the WRONG GUY. >> TAKE THAT. HOW YOU LIKE THAT? I DID IT WITH A THUD. LITTLE BIT OF A THUD. YOU HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH, HAD YOU? LITTLE BIT OF A THUD. LITTLE BIT OF A THUD. LITTLE BIT OF A THUD. I'M SORRY. LITTLE BIT OF A THUD. LITTLE BIT OF A THUD. LITTLE BIT OF A [screaming] THUD. LITTLE BIT OF A THUD. GOT YOU. MR. ASTRONAUT, NO. IT'S JUST A SUGGESTION. SEND FAST. SEND FAST. I'VE GOT YOU, MR. ASTRONAUT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE OTHER HOOLIGAN'S BODY. What did they DO TO MY BOY? WHAT WHAT DO TO MY BOY? OH.
[23:10]HOW DO WE TELL HIM? HEY, I'm going to kill you. I need a defib. Liar. Little bitty goop. Don't you worry, astro- astronaut man. We will get you that defib. It's not looking good. MR. ASTRONAUT STEADFAST, I'M GOING TO KILL THAT GUY SEE IF HE'S GOT a defib. Mhm, got it? Blink your light twice IF YOU UNDERSTAND. OKAY, OKAY, GOT YOU. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HUGO, GO, GO. HOLD ON, MR. ASTRONAUT. [screaming] CHARGE. [screaming] SIR, I NEED YOUR DEFIBULATOR. I'M SORRY, I NEED YOUR DEFIBULATOR. I'M SORRY, STAND STILL. I NEED YOUR DEFIBULATOR. Stand still, stand still. Stand still, sir. Sir. Stop your moving. Stop your moving. I need this. I'm sorry. Oh, you get out of here. Little bitty goop. OOH, GOT ONE. GREAT. [ __ ] YOU, SIR. MR. ASTRONAUT. MR. ASTRONAUT, MR. ASTRONAUT. WE GOT MR. ASTRONAUT, MR. ASTRONAUT. NO. [screaming] WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY WHAT DID THEY [screaming] DO TO MY BOY? YOU DID THIS. YOU DID THIS, DEMON. DIE! [screaming] OH, WELL, HOLD ON. I GOT TO RELOAD. DIE! GOT YOU. OKAY. All right. Okay. VIVA BRAZIL. VIVA BRAZIL. VIVA BRAZIL. VIVA ARGENTINA. VIVA ARGENTINA. VIVA ARGENTINA. VIVA ARGENTINA. Um Let me think for a second. The [ __ ] is this guy saying? I I uh I agree. Yes. Uh okay. Okay. What's he saying? Uh Okay. Okay. Okay. Who the hell IS THAT GUY? WHAT'S UP? [screaming] OH MY GOD. BUT he's my friend. He's my friend. Oh, the guy shooting at us? GET HIM, BOYS. CHARGE. [screaming] WHO'S THIS DEMON? HEY, don't you worry, BOYS. STAND BACK. I'LL HANDLE THIS HOOLIGAN. THAT WOULD BE ME, SIR. That would That's me. That would be me, sir. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Where'd he go? He killed my friend. Uh, who killed your friend? They No. Uh Guys, what the hell are these guys talking about? Does anyone know what they're talking about? GO ON. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, [screaming] MAN? I LOVE YOU, MAN. I LOVE YOU. UH, I love you, too, good sir. I say we kill that one. Valentino is my friend. He advised me like Jesus Christ. Just like Jesus Christ. That's right. That was a good analogy. All right, let's leave. Oh. By the gods. OH MY GOD. WE'RE ALIVE. WE'RE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER. UH DAMN IT. What What Let's go. Let's go for the resurrection, manito. I don't I don't WHAT THAT MEANS. HEY, WATCH [screaming] OUT. GUNS FIGHTING GUNS. HERE YOU GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. OH, NO. You got that one. I was fighting him. I was fighting him. Oh, no. Uh Get upside down? Manicito. They click upside down? Manicito. Uh yes. Do you want to see the Let's go. LET'S GO. UH I'M GOING. I'M GOING. YOU WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT IS manicito mean? >> Manicito. Ma- manicito What does manicito mean? Means little penis. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was calling me a slur. What what now? What did he say now? I agree. I agree. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Oh my god. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. All righty. All right. All right. I saw a bunch of ways that was ending. I didn't expect that one. 100 more. Perfect. Do you know the bite of the beef stick? Where [snorts] is this spot? Where is this spot? Does Brazil and Argentina both speak the same language and is it Spanish? Two questions. Follow up question. Is that Is that how that works? No. No. Portuguese is Portuguese close enough to Spanish where if somebody who that spoke Spanish would know what Portuguese means? Or no? Does anyone speak Portuguese that can help me figure out what the [ __ ] these guys are saying? OKAY, GOOD. ALL RIGHT, OKAY. That Okay, whenever you see him say something that's vitally important, LET ME KNOW. >> [screaming] >> THAT'S RIGHT. BY THE WAY, THAT clip of that guy photoshopping me on the Epstein's jet, I thought it was pretty funny. And then I woke up today and that thing had 215,000 likes. So, I got a little more popular than I thought it would. >> [laughter] >> GG, welcome in. What's up, peanut? Nothing, just hanging around. Nice. The officer Hutch abandoned me today. Left me to rot and die after the Delta Force sponsorship. Wow, how rude. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. That we were we were all going to play all night as friends and then they and then they they they they they basically left me to die. They hate me. Do you actually think they hate you? >> That's what I'm thinking. And I think Hutch worships Satan. Don't say I said anything. I'm just kind of getting the feeling. You guys get that feeling, too? You get the feeling too? He is something's off about that guy. Hello, Shay. How are you on this fine day? I'm in need of goop. I am poor. I am sorry. I don't have to do this. It is for monetary value. I need the money. Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. I'm telling you. I honestly, solos are great and all, but all the kills feel way more personal. I feel like I'm Saddam Hussein out here. You look him right in the eyes and beg you for life. Like with this one. Look at this guy. Would you like TO BE REVIVED, SIR? Would you like to be revived, sir? Oh, no microphone. Time to die. Little bit of goop. Also, I think they're I think they're dumber in solos. I'll tell you I'm I'm like a pretty good player, but I'm not professional. I'm just kind of taking them down. Dude, I was not hiding my any of my stuff earlier. Yeah. Like every person. Ginger! Bro. That'll happen. That'll happen. There was one raid that someone was calling your name. Really? Yeah, but you weren't in the same room. >> our view bot I paid? Did you see our Twitter post today? Yes, I did. Let me tell you. >> way. >> Let me tell you. It's Who the hell is this guy? SIR. SIR. SIR. >> GUY? There's a guy right here. What? Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Bit of goop. Guys, as I was saying, oh wait, I I hold that thought one more time. Just shut. Shut. I did. OH, YOU GET BACK HERE. HE'S TRYING TO GET AWAY. GEORGE! OH. HE'S STUPID. >> [screaming] >> ALL RIGHT, SIR. BEND OVER. I need you, Goob. It'll be the Goob. YOUR TEA, I'M CRUSHING it today, Gingy. I'm killing it. I'm I see. I see you're doing really good. Yeah, thanks. As I was saying before those two hooligans rudely interrupted me, it's like clockwork. Once every 4 months is a big view botting accusation. Just that time of year. Just that time of year. Next one will probably come in like June or something. Probably. What the hell is Oh. All right, sir. All right. I get it. I I see you steal. I see you steal. Hold on, sir. Dude, there's no way there WAS A GUY JERKING HIS PENIS BEHIND ME THAT WHOLE TIME. SIR, if you kill me, you'll get AIDS and syphilis and God will hate you. All right. AIDS and syphilis it is. That was his choice. That was his choice. Prepare for your junk to be itchy and then die in 4 to 8 years. Oh. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
