My brain rn:

[0:00]Boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to get crushed by its extreme gravitational pull, due to it having 317.8 times the mass of Earth. And on top of that, its temperatures go down to negative 234 degrees Fahrenheit, meaning that even if you were able to withstand 318 Gs, you would still die near instantly due to its indescribably low temperature.