Creds: TheAngryAsian

[0:00]Can somebody out there please explain to me why the synonyms for sex nowadays are all extremely violent sounding? Like anytime somebody talks about having sex nowadays, they sound like a war veteran explaining the story about how they got PTSD. Yeah, crack this bitch after I killed her pussy and then she sucked the soul out of me. What the fuck? At that point was the sex even enjoyable because it sounded like you hated it. Like when did sex stop being like an act of love and all of a sudden it became a duel to the death. Because there comes a point where the sex that you're describing sounds like your penis was actively engaged in a death battle with this woman's vagina. And it doesn't only apply to men, this applies to women too. You ever see how they talk about sex, man? I sucked the soul out of him. Yeah, I put his ass to sleep and it's just like, are you about to assassinate him? Like, what the hell? I don't know. I'm not really that much of a purist as I was in the past, but I just kind of view it as like a really weird thing that we do nowadays. Like if you want to have sex, have sex. I don't give a shit, but like why do you always have to describe the sex like you just assassinated Osama bin Laden?