[0:00]Massive massive news. Mass well not massive news but well great news. It is in the title. Many of you do not know this warrior in which I speak of. Many of you are well-versed well in tune with who I am speaking of. Very in tune. I am talking the dynamic duo. Just a few short months ago, we ran Escape from Taco. WE COULDN'T BE STOPPED. WE COULD NOT BE STOPPED. WE COULD NOT BE STOPPED. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE CLANKER DESTROYER, THE OIL DRINKER DEMOLISHER, BACK-TO- BACK 2008 2009 HOUSING MARKET CRASH CHAMPION, OPPOSITE FIS. A >> uh he has to speak low cuz we keep saying we're going to fix his mic and we never do. >> Is that like six plus months of that? >> It's got to be at minimum 6 months at minimum. >> Well, welcome in. Welcome in Mr. Offic. >> Let me tell you right now, you are going to enjoy this game. You are going to have so much fun for about 45 minutes. Then you're going to hate your life for the rest of the night. >> There we run into your uh your hacker friends you got. >> Mhm. Yes. My hacker friends, dude. This this game is not what it was week one. You're not finding you know [ __ ] Earl just got off his 9 to5, you know, put his kids to bed and he's maybe a game or two after uh you know after work and so you know then I'll be brighten up early tomorrow. We are running into the demons, the Warriors. absolute devil spawns. They never sleep. They never rest. And they never, AND I MEAN NEVER, HAVE A JOB or feel the embrace of a woman. >> Or or feel the embrace of a woman. That's you. Those are the elites. Those are the elites. >> You're really selling me on this. >> My man, huh? UP. >> ACTUALLY, it's kind of crazy that we're playing together, officer, cuz I hate you. >> I Right. And I hate you. >> RED. I WAS DOING MY INTRO. >> YEAH. YEAH. I I remember. >> Uh, wait. What good you got? What gun you got? >> Uh, Stitcher. >> Hey, my B by the way, looking stylish. >> You like my style? You like my >> He's tripping. He's tripping. RC, it's a little quiet out here. >> You're too quiet. >> Oh, the fellas are telling me >> that I need to hide some stuff. You probably know what I'm referring to. >> A [ __ ] >> Yep. We'll we'll figure that out next game. >> Yeah. Yep. Yep. Oh, this door's open. A clue. And this door is already breached. Another clue. Oh, they're up top. 100%. No turrets. No turrets. That's right. Close. He may say this is a substrat, but it works every time, Mr. Officer. Every time. >> Yeah. What does he know? >> Oh my god. It didn't work this time. I'm going to die a horrible amount of death. Well, I died of falling. I jumped off the zip line and tried to catch it again. I'm going to I'm going to go ahead and >> Oh, I wouldn't do that. >> Oh, well. >> YEAH. OH, YOU'RE ALIVE. >> I'M ALIVE. >> I'M COMING. I'M COMING. KICK. >> Don't you worry, chief. We'll get you back up and squared up in no time. >> Perfect. Perfect. >> Ah, well, bet they won't do that again. >> [ __ ] >> Bet they won't do that again. >> Fat chance. >> I wouldn't mess with us. >> You think? >> Oh my god. They're right here. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. UHOH. >> What the [ __ ] is going on? >> Don't touch this. >> You got lucky this time, [ __ ] boy. What? >> You got lucky this time, pal. It won't be happening again. Scanning it with my goop scanner. >> You're streamer. >> Uh, yes, I am streamer. Yes, I AM MR. PET AND I >> WILL SUCK YOU FOR A DEFAM. MY MAN. OH, >> THANK YOU BOYS. THANK YOU BOYS. >> Good men, huh? Yeah, >> you guys are fine gentlemen. Boys, FINE GENTLEMEN. FINE SOLDIERS. I THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES. All right. Oh, wait. I'm talking to you. All right. See you later, guys. >> All right. Things are going pretty good. Honestly, I'm not going to lie to you, officer. This may come as a surprise, but this is 10 times better than how I thought this was going to go. Let's go kill these people. Well, honestly, we're going to I'm not going to lie to you. I This may seem unwarranted, but our best >> plan of action is killing ourselves. >> Damn. >> Well, we have no heals. We could look around for someone to kill, right? But we just had full heels and that's how it went. >> AH, [ __ ] IT. LET'S RIDE. OH, WAIT. THESE GUYS ARE PISSING OFF A ROCKET. Maybe the rocket will kill him four eyes. We'll sneak up and come in the rear while they're shooting. Yeah. >> Yes. Yes. Come in the rear immediately. >> Come in his rear immediately. >> And Oh, wait. You know what? They're probably going to go loot that. >> Come, I got an idea. What if we hide here, wait till they cross the red lake, and then shoot them, and they'll be on the same health level we are, then going for a second attack. >> Sounds like a plan. I have so little stamina. It's kind of frustrating. Whoa. Oh, they're right here. Right here. Here. Broken. BROKE GUN. BROKE GUN. BEHIND THIS ROCK. I'M GOING IN. >> I'LL JUST LEISURELY. >> I'm dead now. >> It's up to you, officer. >> That's not going to work. >> There's two. There's two. >> All right. All right, guys. You got lucky this time. >> Oh, IT'S PEANUT. PEANUT. IT IS PEANUT THE STMER. Peanut the strimmer. >> Oh, we're coming. WE'RE COMING. WE'RE COMING. YO, OFFICER. YO, Viva Brazil. It makes him go nuts. Fever Brazil. Viva Brazil. >> VIVA BRAZIL. VIVA BRAZIL. >> Do you really deserve it though? >> Uh, YES. I WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I will pledge my allegiance to your cause and fight for you. >> I will I will do ANYTHING FOR MY PENIS, >> MY MAN. >> BRAZIL BRAZIL. BRAZIL. >> Thank you, boys. >> Just going along. Go along. No way. >> Thank you, boys. God speed. >> You got crazy motion. >> That's called motion right there. >> Crazy motion. >> Thank you, boy. Thank you, bud. >> Well, we're back to square one. Two for two. Two for two. >> It's looking really good. >> She broke. We're up. >> Oh my god. Get inside immediately. >> I can't. I have no stun. >> Oh, good. It's looking at you. >> Oh, what a sweet delight. >> You know what I say? We extract just so that we can kind of feel something. >> Okay. >> Okay. I think cuz in our minds that'll count as a W even though we lost horribly, >> right? >> Mhm. And it'll boost the morale for the next raid, >> right? Think about it. Get it psyched up. >> Think about that for a second. Think about that for a second. Mhm. Mhm. Am I hearing real shots? Is what I mean? Give me that. >> Ah, you [ __ ] clanker. >> Tell him to stop it. Uh you Yeah, I ain't got motion like that. Me and the clankers ain't chill. I >> stop immediately. >> Heard. Heard. >> But I think that there's people up in that building right there. Like right there. >> Mhm. Mhm. I'm going to test it by going outside and seeing if I die. Okay. Okay. God. I'm going to close this behind you. >> I concur, doctor. >> Fly through the window. >> Here we go. >> All right. All right. >> Okay. Things are going good so far. Oh. >> Oh. Going a little Oh, going not as good anymore. >> They're just watching you. >> Oh, Viva Brazil. VIVA BRAZIL. >> VIVA BRAZIL. VIVA BRAZIL. VIVA BRAZIL. TO PICK US UP. >> OH, OPTION. OH, WAIT. OPTION. MOVE. MOVE. MOVE. OPTION. MOVE. MOVE. >> No match. No matter. >> OH, IT'S OUR IT'S OUR BOYS. VIVA BRAZIL. THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE TOWER. VIVA BRAZIL. >> VIVA BRAZIL. >> THEY'RE IN THE TOWER. THEY'RE IN THE TOWER. >> OH, OKAY. OKAY. NO. YEAH. YEAH. Just just get clever. Like Oh, [ __ ] Wait. Wait. Wait. No. Okay. >> Do you have a bandage? I'm about to die. >> I'm I'm going to die now. >> Well, >> yeah. Okay. >> At least you can get something. >> Tap W. Tap W. So you you save more health. >> Tap W. Tap W. Shake that thing. Shake that thing. >> I'm shaking it. I'm shaking. >> Shake that thing like the villager do tomorrow. Shake it. Shake it. Go go go. >> SMOKE. >> GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. >> I'm working. >> HE'S DOING IT. HE'S DOING IT. >> No way. They just hit the button without you. >> Not cool. Not cool. Not cool. Not cool, man. Not cool. >> That's unfortunate, officer. That's You hate to see it. You hate to see it, dude. You were literally 2 seconds. If they had just waited two more seconds to push that button. Exhaling raid, gentlemen. Exhaling raid. I'm not even lying. I believe the difference between life and eternal death right there was you yelling viva Brazil two more times. >> Sorry. >> Can I like not get a bunch of tutorials stopping me from doing things? That'd be really cool. >> NO. OH [ __ ] YOU got the moves. You got the moves. >> I'm hitting that stank. >> You're like my bugulators with epilepsy when I play the wizard intro. She >> I still think they're faking it. Epilepsy is fake. Officer, I'M I'M BRAVE ENOUGH TO say let's ride. Wait, what weapon you got? >> Uh, I got a Rattler. >> Oh, dude. That's the best gun in the game. >> No, it's not. I didn't even know that. >> I can tell this race is going to be pretty good. Here's the plan, Mr. Officer. Listen closely. We go down into the bunker. We go through the rat attack spot. We then into the bunker, kill everyone inside, goop, and leave. >> So, yes, sir. Okay. Whoa. Why did that not hurt you? But it hurt me. >> Felt different. >> See me a jump like that hurt you? >> You got soft hands, brother. >> I need a bowl of nails for breakfast. >> So what? >> Without any milk. >> OH MY GOD. OKAY. WELL, I feel a lot of pain. There goes all of our heals for the round. What's this thing? >> What? >> Ice box or something. >> Oh, my screen just turned off. Um, uh, that's No, that's not an ice box. Uh, one. Oh my god. BE CHILL. I THINK I'M SORRY. I CAN'T SEE MY SCREEN. I WANT TO LOOK THROUGH THE OVS. >> OH, I'm going to die. I'm going to [ __ ] die. I >> THERE'S A GUY in here. Oh, I'm back. I'm back. I'M BACK. WHERE'S HE AT? WHERE'S HE AT? WHERE'S HE AT? Oh my god. My game. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, there he is. THERE HE IS. OH, HE GOT ME. OKAY. WELL, [ __ ] I'm already hurting. All right. Ah, we're excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> Well, that didn't uh >> uh I think we're ready. >> I think we're ready. It's time to bring in the real kids, officer. Whoa. I'm almost leveled up. >> What are you What level are you turning? >> I'm going to turn level one. Click and destroy a level one. Here's your fentanyl. You want to hit this when the bottom of your the bar at the bottom of your screen is absolute zero. >> All right. >> Mhm. Mhm. All right. I've infiltrated enemy territory. Uh-oh. OH. OH MY GOD. THERE'S GUY RIGHT HERE. Oh my god. One down. One down. One down. Going by poopy. MY SHITTY. BY POOPY. BYE. BYE. MY POOP. 13. ONE. Go top. You just t You see him a little jig or something? Bring him up. Br him up. >> Bruce him up. Br him up. Bruce him up. Did you see him? Is he down there with you? >> Yeah, I I saw him for a second then he ran away. >> Where the dingle did he go? He might be >> the dingle. >> Wait. OH, I SEE HIM. I SEE. HE'S RIGHT BELOW ME. He's right below me. She's dead. She's dead. >> He's between us. >> He's right. He's right under me. Directly under me. >> Oh, there's guy throwing us where you killed the first guy. Where you killed THE FIRST GUY? >> GOT HIM. >> GOOD WORK. Good work. >> Killing. Is this even the third? Is this even the right guy? Because this isn't the guy that we saw. No. >> I'm going to search this first guy you killed. >> OKAY. OH MY GOD, there's a guy right here on me. >> Got one. Got one. He's dead. >> Oh, he's going to get me. He's going to get me. DID YOU GO >> WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM. GOTCHA. >> Got that [ __ ] I just think I saw another guy up top, you know. >> Up top. Okay. Go >> there. That next next thing. >> DUDE, SHUT UP. DUDE, SHUT UP NOW. It's one of those dumb and poor people. >> I bet you I bet you. I haven't checked. >> I'm pretty sure on my way down I saw somebody up there. >> Wait up like right above us or all the way at the top. >> Like right above us. Right above us. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Take Wait, wait. Okay, wait. Take this. Don't use the one that I gave you. And then take this, too. >> Oh, this guy's got a Toro. This guy has some better stuff. >> Oh, Toro's immaculate. That's the best gun of the game right there. Except for the Bobcat. Okay. So, get rid of my >> Just use the anvil two in the first slot and the Toro in the second. >> Mhm. MHM. >> OKAY. >> YOU STAY UP THERE. WE'RE SUPER PREPARED AND WE'LL KILL YOU IF YOU COME DOWN HERE. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. OFFICER, TELL THEM. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. MHM. YEAH. ME AND OFFICER GOING TO HAVE BUTT SEX. WAIT. WAIT. That clicker just saw someone. >> Did you see that? >> Maybe on the roof then. Oh, >> I don't know. I don't think on the roof. I think they're a I think >> I think a bulgus the imposers. I think I think they're below us. I think it's all right. I think they're right here.
[17:16]There he is. I'm dead immediately. I'm dead immediately. Last one over here on the left. Behind you. Behind you. Behind you. To the left. >> Right. Behind you. Right behind that thing. OH, IT'S SO CLOSE. >> SIR, SIR. SIR, we were just here to loot. We weren't wanting to fight no. OH, THERE'S PEOPLE COMING. IF YOU REVIVE US, WE'LL HELP YOU KILL HIM. WE SWEAR. WE SWEAR. >> YES, IT'S MR. PET. WE WILL PLEDGE OUR ALLEGIANCE TO YOUR CAUSE. I SWEAR. >> OH. OH. WELL, oh well. Well, >> you see, I tried your move. >> Mhm. >> But there wasn't much room for the rolling part. >> Yeah. WELL, >> that's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes, officer. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Oh, we should have been saying Viva Brazil. That was the problem there. Oh my god, I have the method, officer. Are you prepared to be rich beyond your wildest dreams? >> I'm so prepared. >> Are you prepared to get that house on the lake that you've been talking to me about for years? >> Of course, >> I have a plan. A unstoppable plan. Now, there's two ways of success. Either we get Cloy who was supposed to be here 18 minutes ago. start or we gather everyone on the map by yelling Viva Brazil and do it all together and then steal the [ __ ] and run away really fast. I'm texting Cloy. Hopefully he doesn't wake up racist. Close got a problem with that. Yeah, >> you catch him sub 15 minutes after he opens his eyes. We are You are hearing every slur in the book. You can't stop him. You He think he wakes up every day thinking it's slur Saturday until he texts his phone calendar. We need a hero. WHAT a sentiment, but we only have Coke. See, that'll do. >> Okay. All right. We have to go rally the troops. Wait. Should we should we yell Viva Brazil first or I'm Peanut? Or we're trying to take the matriarch. One of three. One of three. >> You're the team leader. >> Um guys, which one will work best? >> Shakala. >> Oh, Shakala. Which one do we say first? >> I'm fat. Wait. Actually, we lead with Viva Brazil. Okay. We do lead with Viva Brazil. And then second, we do I'm peanut. And then thirdly, we tell them the plan to take the meat shark. Okay. But the fourth thing we leave out is that we're going to take it all. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Don't shoot them. That's against my moral code. >> Stealing from people that trust me is okay. We're killing them. >> That's where you draw the line. >> That's where we're drawing the line. All right. That's a little too far. >> Oh, I'm being aimed at by a clanker. >> Oh, what a great What a great light. What a sweet treat. >> What a sweet treat. >> Okay, I missed. I'm I'm edged. >> Got him. >> Too easy. >> Oh. >> Oh, there's guy's shooting over there in the trees. 208. >> Okay. Okay. All right. Let's go down. >> Let's go up. Let's go him up. You press H to get rid of your weapons so they think we're like not hostile. >> They're by that rock UP THERE. >> VIVA BRAZIL. VIVA BRAZIL. I'm Peanut and we have a plan. Oh, [ __ ] >> [ __ ] These are the dying. >> Oh, these are the dumb and poor. Damn it. These are the dumb boys. >> Oh, clanker. Oh my god. Oh, damn it. We got the dumb boys. Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. I'm Peanut and we have a plan. We come in peace. We come in peace. >> We're going to kill me. Are you >> Hello, Berber. I'm playing with esteemed officer fat ass. >> Oh my god. Steam officer fat ass. Hello. Hello. Can I [ __ ] these guys on the hill? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> What the [ __ ] that guy just said? Just follow him. >> Nope. He's too silly. Oh, mama. >> Oh, found him. Found him. He's >> There he is. THERE HE IS. GET HIM, BOYS. GET HIM. LET HIM HAVE IT. THERE'S TWO IN THE BACK. TWO IN THE BACK. YEAH. TWO. TWO OUT BACK. >> LOADING. LOADING. LOADING. [ __ ] >> ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. >> OH, I'm [ __ ] up. >> LAST ONE. ONE SHOT. LAST ONE. ONE SHOT. I'M GOING. I'M GOING. >> I almost hit a shot. I almost hit a shot. >> [ __ ] UP. GOT HIM. >> GO TO WAR. >> THEY'RE TERRIBLE. HURRY. >> WE GOT THEM, BOYS. WE GOT THEM. THEY'RE DEAD. THEY'RE DEAD. >> CHILLING. Oh my god, THIS THING IS MAXED. HOLY [ __ ] >> Do you have any ammo that you can spend for [ __ ] >> I ACTUALLY have zero night ammo. Unfortunately, >> we're gooping. We're gooping. >> That is enough to get a renegade for with a pink tip, a blue mag, and a blue stock. No joke. This is massive. >> I'm unfamiliar with you. Are who are you? Oh yeah, I used to play Tarov with Peanut. >> He's some bum. I found her under a bridge. We do I She said, "Come play with me." >> We're doing freaky stuff. Yeah, >> we're doing sex stuff. >> All right, here's here's the plan, boys. Here's the plan. WE'RE GOING TO GATHER AN ARMY AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO TAKE DOWN THE MATRIARCH TOGETHER AND share the loot equally. >> Okay. >> Are you that option? All right. That's the plan. That's the plan. that ride. Wait, why is there smoke on the matriarch? Is somebody doing it >> there? >> What's all that about? >> You know what we could do, Peanut? Is we could go kill all the guys trying to kill the matriarch and then we could share their loot equally. >> Uh, >> but Peanut, we can pretend to be their friends and THEN [ __ ] THEM. >> WAIT, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. OFFICER, we I just realized [ __ ] them. >> THAT WAIT, BUT first we must befriend them. Officer, you know how I told you that I couldn't kill people I befriended. Excuse my moral compass. >> Yes. Yes. That doesn't include befriending someone who then betrayed someone else I befriended. >> Okay. >> So, while everybody's killing each other, we're going to grab all the goop and leave really fast. >> Okay. Okay. >> Hopefully, these two nice gentlemen are not watching the stream. >> Yeah, I'm sure they're not. I'm sure they're not. >> Ah, we're fine. >> That's a big >> Oh my god, they have whole crackers. Oh my god. We just killed them. We just killed them. They've got whole crackers to take the matriarch. >> Yeah, crackers. >> Did you hear that? We actually I should we don't honestly. Let's just befriend them. I think I need to make them have most of their most of their stuff in their bond. Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. My name is Pet and we COME IN PEACE. WE COME in peace. We come in peace. >> Viva Brazil. We come in peace. >> We'll help you. We'll help you. >> TWO BIG MACS, SIR. A LARGE FRY AND A COKE. >> NOT A FRY, a Coke. >> DID YOU GET ALL THAT, SIR? >> I GOT IT. I got it. I'll make it. >> Okay, good. Two Big Macs. >> TWO BIG MACS, SIR. ALL RIGHT, BOYS. LET'S TAKE THIS MATRIARCH WHO'S WITH ME, BOYS. >> THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO GET SO RICH. >> We're going to get so rich. >> We just pretend we're doing something and then back off. >> I I was just going to use my my poop weapon that I started with instead of my good weapon. >> LET HIM HAVE IT, BOYS. LET HIM HAVE IT. OH, MR. Krabs is right there. >> Spongebob boy. >> Nobody's doing anything. >> COME ON, BOYS. MAKE JACK GOING TO TAKE ITSELF. But honestly, let's >> because they're all watching the stream and know that you just want to pick off their corpses as they die. >> Nah, that guy's 100% watching the stream. >> Let him have it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. How you like that? How you like that? Yeah. How you like that? Huh? How do you like that? Little bit. A little bit more. Oh my god. Oh dear. Dear God. Dear God. >> Oh, retreat. Retreat. EVERYBODY RETREAT. GO BACK. I wish I had the pentanel. Oh, dear God. Oh, come on in. The water's fine, boys. This matriarch's really giving us a run FOR OUR MONEY. BUT I BELIEVE WE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. AM I RIGHT, BOYS? >> YEAH. >> NOW, let's Oh, okay. LET'S KILL THAT ONE. I say we I say we kill this one with the bony tails. I say we we kill this one with the ponytails. All right, mission complete. Good work, everybody. Good work out there. >> Yeah. Now [ __ ] him. EVERYBODY [ __ ] THIS GUY. OH [ __ ] Oh my god. Jesus Christ. Oh, I could use immediate medical assistance. WHAT? UH, DUDE, KILL THAT GUY. HE'S TRYING TO BETRAY US. Can I OH, DUDE. HE'S KILLING ME. HE'S KILLING ME. HE'S KILLING ME. DUDE, >> WHY EVERYBODY? WHY IS EVERYBODY'S GOING CRAZY? >> Pick me up. Pick me up. Pick me up. >> I got you. Got you. Got you. >> Oh, this guy's got me. This guy's got me. >> Oh, thank God. Thank god. >> Good work, boys. Good work, boys. >> Get the goop. Get the goop. >> Get the Get the goop. >> Who the traitors are? >> This is a traitor right here. This is a traitor right here. >> No. No. No. >> Oh, yeah. You take that. You You take that goop. You earned it, chief. You earned it. Okay. Okay, I've got no heels and I'm on life deployment, officer. I don't know what to do. Let that one pass. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] >> Oh my god. TAKE TAKE THE ROCKETEER FIRST, BOYS. LET HIM HAVE IT. >> Good work, boys. Good work out there. THERE HE IS. JUST LET HIM HAVE IT. LET HIM have it. We got We still We We got We We still have the guy with the with the hole cracker. We've got this easily. >> As long as we both don't go down at the same time, officer, we can survive this and get rich. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, what is going on? >> Oh, well. >> I think we're about to break that rule. I think we're about to break that rule. >> I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. That's okay. That's okay. He's got to go back inside and hope another guy has a defib. Mhm. Mhm. No matter. No matter. Oh, they're leaving. >> Where? >> Oh, well. Yeah. >> Listen, >> what >> the ID is there. The execution is the issue. >> UH, WELL, THIS GUY'S CLEAR. TEAM LEADER, HE'LL HELP US. HE'LL HELP US. We We're on the roof. WE'RE COMING DOWN. WE NEED HELP. WE NEED HELP. >> We got We're COMING DOWN. >> THANK YOU. GOOD SIR. YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. >> I got you, Mr. Officer. Don't you worry. One HP. >> We're back. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Officer, what? Bet you won't do that a sixth time. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT AGAIN. OH, I popped open into a bushy completely. It's It's completely Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Okay. Well, officer, don't die. Please, God. >> I'm not dead. I'm staying inside right now. >> Go back. Go back. >> I'm going to let these guys handle it. They got the leaper out of the way. All right. >> Hey, gang. How you doing? Just coming on back. Don't waste a defib on me. Officers got me. Don't you worry, boys. >> I got this. >> Oh, wait. Hold on now, sir. Uh, WAIT. NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, SIR. WAIT, SIR. SIR, WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH SIR? >> [ __ ] [ __ ] Hold on. I MEANT TO REVIVE YOUR GENUINE UH OFFICERS GOT ME. >> You're the team leader on which has betrayed me. Did you see that? >> Did you see that? >> Officers got me, boys. Don't you worry. Oh, thank you, good sir. We're back. >> Dear God, >> the ceiling is coming again. The ceiling is coming. ARE WE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND LET THIS MATRIARCH DO THIS TO US, BOYS? OH, OKAY. OKAY. OH, all right. Okay. All right. >> This is terrific. >> LET'S GET OUT THERE AND SHOW THEM WHO THE BOSS IS. OH MY GOD. DO NOT GO OUT THERE, GUYS. DO NOT GO OUT THERE. We've got 8 minutes. I we'd have to really rally the troops here if we plan to do this big admir. >> Okay, new plan officer. What about this? What if we all lead them in a triumphant charge to their deaths and then take all their [ __ ] >> That's a genius idea. I love that. >> Hey, how you doing? >> How's the war treating you? >> I'm out of rocket. Uh, >> what do we do now? >> Uh, the sounds of horror beyond my comprehension. >> We should vote that music guy off the island. >> Thank you. Yeah, vote that. >> Wait, sir, come back. I don't think you got my order. >> Sorry. Sorry. >> We'd like TWO BIG MACS, SIR. Two Big Macs. >> Two Big Macs. A large >> A large fry. You tell them. >> Ratis a Coke. >> Okay. >> Did you get all that? I've got the perfect idea. Guys, we should all get together for a group picture on Twitter. >> Mhm. Watch what? Watch me work, officer. Watch me work. We should all get together for a group picture in a small one by one area. >> Yeah. No, that's I don't think so. >> What if we all get together for a group picture very close together? I would love that. >> One vote. That's one vote. >> Goodwill. >> All right, everybody say cheese. >> I'm going to cherish this forever. All right, officer. I give up. All right, guys. We lost. Let's leave. Oh, this extract is closed. All right. >> Hey, wait. I got a hatch key. I got a hatch key. >> Okay, we Okay, we'll take the hatch up here. Let's ride. Uh, guys, I would just like to say that it was an honor fighting out there today with you boys. >> I know we didn't complete our goal, but we gave it our all, and that's what matters most. >> Come on. >> Where are the other people? I'm get your ass UP HERE RIGHT NOW. >> HEY, you was trying to help me with goo. >> All right. GODSPEED, BOYS. GODSPEED. >> HOLD ON. I'M OVERWEIGHT. It's going to take me a minute. >> GODSPEED, BOYS. GOOD LUCK ON ALL OF YOUR VENTURES. PRESS E QUICK. IT'LL CLOSE. It'll close. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> Well, we did. >> I'd say that was pretty successful. >> And you know what? I'm calling that a W. I'm calling that a W. We did pretty GOOD OUT THERE. AM I RIGHT, BOYS? >> MHM. >> What does your money say at the top of your screen? Uh 43,000 space dollars. What about the Bastion cells? Everyone's telling me to keep those. >> Um, if you plan on playing this game long term and upgrading your stuff, keep them. >> Oh, so no. >> I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. You can always get more. >> I tell you, Tarov has been extremely stale lately. >> No way. >> He's feeling it, man. It's >> No, say you say it ain't so, Pop. I think going in poor is kind of the move. I mean, you got so much motion, it's so easy. >> But with great motion comes great responsibility, officer. No, wait. No, officer. I say we do two things really quickly cuz Mr. Cloyy's Discord status just turned to green recently. I'm going to call him and if he doesn't respond, we'll grab Mrs. Gingi and throw her into the line of fire for the enemies while we go and leave with a goof. >> Okay. >> That's right. That's right. >> Mhm. She's going to die instead of us. >> Hooray. Hooray. >> All right. Let me call him. I'll be right back. Ring ring ring ring ring. Ring ring ring ring ring. Give him a second, boys. Give him a second. It's not looking good. Where's Gingi at? Is Gingi streaming? Let me see. Gingi. No, she's not streaming. Let me text her. Gingi w to play Cloy isn't waking up. Here we go. Well, we're on our own. We're We're on our own. Officer, we're on our own. >> Dear Lord, God help us. God help us. >> God help us. God save our souls. We do another free. >> No. No. I'm coming and kidding. I'm coming and kidding. >> I'm coming. >> Let's ride. He's >> here. Nick Merch, I just VIPed you, so I should be able to see your chats. Can you come? >> That's it. Can you come? You ready for a great raid, Mr. Officer? >> Let's go to the control. >> Oh, absolutely. >> Oh, yeah. Why your YouTube chat mad slow, bro? Why you got to bot views? Cuz I want to. Haha. Get [ __ ] You're not going to stop me. Got him. Got him. Sing. >> Wait, there's tigles right in front of us. There's tigles right in front of us. I have 13 bullets. I forgot to pack more ammo. >> Wait, wait, wait. What? Wait, what ammo do you need? >> Light ammo. LIKE >> I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Uh, okay. >> Looks like this is all on you, baby. >> Wait. The pickaxe actually does a lot more damage than you think. If you can hide behind something and hit them, they'll die really quickly. >> All right. All right. >> Listen. This is what we're going to do. I'm going to go out there, do a ton of damage, >> kill her, and then and then Yeah, like a serial killer. And then I'm going to I'm probably going to die, but if I don't die, you know, good. We'll get you some ammo. But if I do die, I'll start crawling backwards saying, "No, sir. No." THAT'S WHEN YOU OUT STRIKE. >> YEAH. YEAH. Just like that. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. >> I believe. I believe. >> Should I wait right here or should I >> No. No. That was just That was just an example. >> That's right. This is going to go great. I can already tell. Let's ride. >> It's going to be one of those raids we tell our grandchildren about. >> Mhm. Mhm. I'M INFERTILE. THEY'RE UP TOP LEFT. YOUR repertoire has grown. JUDGE. OH, we we right here. They're right here. One down. One down. One down. These might be two teams. There's two teams. Two teams. Two teams. >> Oh, they know I >> TWO DOWN. TWO DOWN. TWO DOWN. GRAB THEIR GUNS. GRAB their guns. >> You're him. You're him. You're him. Yeah. Yeah. Another one. Another roll. Kill one. Kill one. Take his stuff. Take his stuff. Rip his [ __ ] RIP HIS [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. SCOOP. SCOOP. They keep telling me eat our poop. You hear that guy right before his back? He goes WAY TOO IN HIS EYES. >> OH, THEY'RE POOR. THEY'RE POOR. But >> take this guy. Take this guy. Take this guy. Lock it. Yeah. You see what I just did to these two [ __ ] out here? THAT'S YOU IN ABOUT 30 SECONDS. I see you. >> How's this guy still talking? >> Oh, well. All right. >> How is this guy still talking? Jerry, can you hear us? >> Is that actually you? >> No. >> Talking to us right now. >> Yeah. How are you? You're dead. >> Calling right now. Yeah. You like dead? You like dead? Hey, you like that? You like dead. >> All right. Now, sit there and listen to this horror beyond human comprehension. PAL ME, MAN. >> Why you kill me? >> I'm going be honest. I NEEDED YOUR GUN. >> BECAUSE I HATE YOU. All right. Now, I'm going to go kill these guys. Give me a second. I'll be right back. Which they can shoot you from right there, too. Knocking. >> I see. Wait, wait, wait. The clankers respawn. Oh my god, I'm instantly dead. Oh my god, I'm in. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Do a defib. Close the door. Close the door. Close the door. Close the door. Close the door. Close the door. >> Oh, close the door. Quick. Got me. >> Oh, we're dead as [ __ ] We are dead as [ __ ] Oh my god. We are DEAD AS [ __ ] RUN. >> NO. SIR, SIR, SIR. >> We were just psyching. We were just psyching. >> We were just playing around. Haha. We were psyching. Wait, sir. Wait, wait, wait, sir. Wait. Hold on. Dude, pokey or officer. Officer. Officer. Officer. I've seen ratting. Okay. I've seen jacking your meat in a corner for a long duration. I have never in all MY YEARS IN ALL MY YEARS SEEN JACKING YOUR DICK FOR SO LONG THAT CLANKERS RESPAWN IN THE ROOM THAT YOU ARE IN. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? I HAD THREE TRICKS, TOO. I I thought they were gone. I I thought they had like jumped on the roof or did something. If I knew they were in there, I could have thrown the trick and we would have won that easily. Excellent. Excellent raid. >> Yeah, that was that was wild. >> Yeah. Mhm. >> Not not a peep the entire time. >> Yeah. Between us dominating those two guys, that one guy playing a bunch of Fortnite sounds and then those two gentlemen violating every hole in our bodies. That was honestly I'm counting as a W. All right. Follow me, Master. Stay close. Get in my rear. Get in my rear. >> Coming in your rear. I'm coming in your rear. >> Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. You're fine, soldier. Lock in. There should be hooligans out here somewhere. Oh, yeah. Did you do that? Did you do that? Yeah. Yeah, I heard it. Some kind of rockus from a hooligan. We We can go up the blue stairs and and and and get them. I think they're going up the the dooy next to the zig bomb under the whatchamacall. Oh my god, the door's already open. A clue. See frosty. See frosty. Actually, it's not open. The store can still hear us. I'm sure they've already hear us, but like like whatever and whatever. Whatever the [ __ ] they're they there in the they're in the medical glass area to the left. >> A firm. A firm. >> Wait. Wait. They're blasting people. I see what they're blasting me. >> Ready? 3 2 1 Now I One down. One down. One came inside. One came inside. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> HE'S ONE SHOT. HE'S ONE SHOT. GOT HIM. >> YEAH. Good work. Good work. >> THERE'S ONE MORE TEAM. One more team. EAT MY POOP. MY SHITTY. MY POOPY. MY SHITTY. MY POOPY. MY SHITTY. MY POOP. >> Got you. GOT YOU. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. >> ANOTHER TEAM. ANOTHER. >> Got him. Got them. Both dead. Both dead. >> Good work. Good work. >> Wait. Did someone just go in here in the bathroom? Is he taking a poopy? Sir, are you taking a poopy? Are you TAKING A POOPY? NO POOPIES. NO POOPIES OUT OF MY WATCH. GOTCHA. >> WE'RE THE WINNERS. HOORAY. Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. We're cooking. We're killing it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You have all the crude. It's a green bottle. Well, no. It's a black bottle, but it's it's a highlighted green. >> Oh, they're pores. This guy's a pore. >> We might have crude in and processes. >> Yeah, crude. >> Yeah, they're crud. >> Did you open the door? >> Yeah. >> There's someone here. >> Well, I'm opening doors. >> They're coming up the blue stairs that we come up. >> Pieces of [ __ ] >> YEAH. HOW DARE THEY? >> YEAH, you're all the way over there. It's you. Hold. >> Oh, yeah. They just came through the door right in front of you. >> Oh, you can't shoot through that, dumbass. Watch me piece this guy up. Got him. Too easy. Oh my god. He's pushing. He's pushing. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. KILL KILL HIM. OH, >> get it on. >> Good work. >> No. Def. Def. I don't have one. I didn't pick yours up. >> Okay. >> I didn't pick it up. >> I'll get in a moment. >> Hey, where do you think you're going, pal? Don't you You're not going anywhere. >> Where' the other guy go? >> Yeah. Where do you think you're going, big man? You get over here. You take this. >> Good dingga. Gotcha. >> Good work. All right, let me >> out there. >> Yeah, obvious. >> Oh, I got the damn window away. Let me get a little bit of goo and we'll get that out. >> What's your money looking like at the top of your screen? >> Uh 34,000. >> Jesus Christ. >> I don't know what to take and what not to take. >> Take this stuff. Take this stuff. Please, God. I I'm about to bring a tear to my leg with how boy you are. >> Do you know that? Do you ever watch Dragon Ball Z Kai? >> No, I'm not an anime fan. >> It's not anime. It's not anime. >> Dragon Ball Z is anime. >> No, it's not. >> Yes, it is. >> No, because that would mean I like anime. >> Well, you like anime? >> No, I don't. No. And I I haven't watched it in 10 years. >> I want them to be known. I want them to be known. Mhm. Now, let's ride. >> It's okay. There's nothing wrong with liking anime. It's just okay. >> Personal choice. I I don't watch Dragon Ball Z. >> No, any No, it's not anime. It is not. It's a cartoon, which is cool. Mhm. Mhm. It's cool. >> It must be a Vtuber thing watching anime. You shut your [ __ ] mouth while I rip your spine out. Oh my god, >> I'm on fire. >> Don't you I'll save you. I'll save you. >> That's P tuber. Oh my god. I'll save >> Okay. Yeah. Well, >> oh my god, they're too powerful. >> Dude, power levels over 9,000. Now, let's ride. Oh, ding. Loading. Loading. Oh. Oh, thank God. I'm stupid. Fright me. But there's great goop in here. Sublime goop. >> Good at this game. I set myself on fire. >> They don't call me the LeBron James of all creatures for nothing. We get all the goop. All the goop in here. >> Understood. >> Where is it? >> I It's on like shelves and [ __ ] >> But I have so much crude and processes. >> What' you find? >> A bobcat. Is that good? No, that's horrible. Honestly, just drop it. Should >> give it right up to you. >> Just drop it. That's bad. >> Actually, you're the worst guy in the game. So, you got to just drop that. >> Uh, >> just drop that. It's horrible. >> You're not going to want that. >> Uh, >> no. You don't want that. You don't want that. That's >> Oh, I must be hitting the wrong button. >> You don't No, YOU OH MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL? >> He's got laser vision. >> Jesus Christ. >> Did you actually get a bobcat? >> Find a bobcat. No. Okay. All right. Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. It's looking pretty good. What's your What's your money looking like? >> 50,000. >> Dude, how? Do you hear that? There's Tego's blessing. Go, go, go. I'm severely overweight. >> That's okay, you fat [ __ ] I'll take care of them. You come in with style and grace. >> They're right at the bottom. I need to blast another team. I can't see anything. GAGA. >> Oh yeah, my fent. >> Oh my god. Fent. >> There's a wall. >> I do have fent. Don't worry, Peanut. I can keep up now. I got the fentanel. Okay, perfect. Perfect. Okay. >> One down. One down. >> One broke. Another one broke. >> I don't know where he is. >> By the pole. Right by the blue pole. Blue pole. He's bottom himself. He's an idiot. He's an idiot. He's stupid. >> I got a >> Eat my poop. Eat my [ __ ] >> EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] GOTCHA. >> Good work, team. >> Too easy. >> All right, you goo that guy. This guy and then we'll get out, >> sir. Yes, sir. >> Whoa. Okay. >> What were you looking good? >> Uh, yeah. He's not poor for once. >> Oo. Oh, they they didn't even move the two other guys. >> Goop goop. >> Oh my. Oh. OH. OFFICER. OH. OH MY GOD. >> I just got shot. >> Was that from down below? >> I think so. I think so. I think so. Yeah. YEAH. YEAH. >> STAY BACK, DEMON. >> Did you see >> healing real quick? Oh, what the [ __ ] I don't see anybody. Oh, I Wait, I got I get shot by. How's the inventory? So, I have no [ __ ] idea, men. >> Oh, yeah. He's out front. He's out front. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I have an idea. Let's leave. >> Mhm. What's your inventory money looking like? >> Oh, better. >> 21,000. >> God damn it, OFFICER. STOP BEING POOR. DO YOU NEED FIDGET? UH, >> NO. I actually have some. I just need to >> You fat [ __ ] Get over here. All right, let's leave. Oh, peina. Wait. >> Oh. Oh. I got a bobcat. Are we being super duper for real right now? Are we being so [ __ ] for real? Did you actually get a bobcat? >> No. I don't even know what that looks like. >> Yes, you did. Yes, YOU DID. OH MY. HE GOT A DOUBLE THREE BOBCAT. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? >> WHAT? WHAT? >> AFTER AFTER EVERYTHING, I GAVE YOU CRAP. I GAVE YOU GARBAGE. I GAVE YOU [ __ ] AND LOOK HOW YOU REPAY ME.
