[0:00]Are you eating your own kind? Granola isn't made out of peanuts, Gigi. Sometimes there's peanut butter in granola. That's my poo. That wouldn't be well, that wouldn't be what you think. I'd just be a freak. And, you know what? I couldn't have done it without you. You were actually the star of that raid. You did great. Thanks man.
[0:23]Oh guys, my my my big archers are here. My big archers are here. All right, you're safe here. You're safe. Not safe. T-Rex. T-Rex. There's a T-Rex on the other side of the wall. He can't get through. He can't get through. He can't get through. No way he's going to get through. That's what the Raptors do. Like other bigger dinos, you bite people with just.
[0:44]I'm a huge T-Rex just walked by. Like right next to you. You serious? I swear, bro. You just cry. Was he on the other side of the pole? He's it was the way the bore was. Literally walked right past us there.
[1:00]I'm just out of my big arch. I would literally kill a homeless person for what I'm about to eat right now. In the game, in the game, in the game, in the game. I think I still have to find that thing. Over here. It's right here the Gastrolith. You'll see your your Dino just like bend down and bite it and then you're good. You have the debuff now. You wait about 30 seconds and then you do it again until your stomach's empty. Stay frosty.
[1:29]Oh, we know we're here. Give me a second. Wait, rocket here. I'm going again. Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. Give me a second. Give me a second. Don't do anything.
[1:41]Dude, I heard you rip open the old container of your granola bar. I literally heard you rip open something. What are you eating? There's no way you're not. Are you a hungry nut? Did you just rip open a granola bar mid-raid? I'm hungry, dude. I'm hungry. Do you could have followed me hungry? God damn. I was just a little hungry. Are you eating your own kind? Granola isn't made out of peanuts, Gigi. Sometimes there's peanut butter in granola. That's my poo. That wouldn't be, well, that wouldn't be what you think. I'd just be a freak. Do you eat your poo? I do not eat my poo. Good question though. Good question. Let me know if you have any other good questions. Let's ride. No, no, I'm so far. I'm so far. They're just going to be the raptors in. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god. They're going to be in raptors. You. Dude, how did you not die? Uh, I don't know. He's throwing a bunch of nades in there, by the way. Good child.
[2:53]He's still behind that. They just broke themselves. What? Are they stupid? Oh, there's another. There's another team. Why did that happen? I think maybe we don't push that. Give me a second, guys. I'm so bugged. Give me a second.
[3:15]I'm good to go. Did you just stop to eat a granola bar? God damn, we've been over this. A goop can get a little hungry. Damn. A crime. Crime. Shit.
[3:32]Who could a chicken take a bite of a granola bar, he'd probably go fucking crazy. I mean, right in front of me, right in here.
[3:41]Oh, nice.
[3:44]Okay, well, I'm going to go up then and look down at them. You roll down here. They're right here. You know. Yeah, I'm going to go up. Wait. What? You just said that's a good idea, guys.
[3:58]Dude. Yeah, I don't know. What she saying? What's she talking about? Oh, she's probably in the stream. She's right here. Oh.
[4:07]I wouldn't wish what happened to you on Saddam Hussein. Wow. Oh my god. I mean, fuck. You that was not an experience mess. That was not an experience mess. Museum of the first McDonald's burger that was ever made.
[4:33]It looks completely fucking normal.
[4:37]That's not alarming or anything. Oh, well, I'll, let me grab it. Let me grab a picture. Let me grab a picture. McDonald's burger in a museum. It's fucking crazy. Here it is. All right, here it is. Here it is. Here it is.
[5:11]Wait, oh no, I am the last McDonald's cheeseburger sold in Iceland in 2009.
[5:18]Wow. The box looks more fucked up than the food. I did eat that. I did that. Looks good to me. Looks good to me. Follow me, boys.
[5:38]I'll let us proceed. Let us proceed.
[5:47]You looked into the eyes of that big arch and got a trance. They delivered it to the wrong fucking place. Oh, no. I got you, B. There's one.
[6:33]Oh, dude, there's somebody barricaded the door. What's this?
[6:42]Perfect. Perfect. What a sweet treat. What a sweet fucking delight. You ever barricaded that door, can get age and go to hell?
[6:55]Oh good. In the game. Fuck yeah. You got to shoot the piss out. And I'm cook. Let him cook, boys. Oh my god. Super happy fun time. Yeah, this is great. Exactly. Where are you? Punch is legitimately 6'8 in the dead of night on literal means walking up to people's doors and looking for a burger. What happens if you see that? What happens if you see that open the door? He's going to stand there, beaty eyes, people dilate to where you can't even see him. I'm looking for my burger.
[7:48]Have you seen my burger I lost it? Oh my god. Oh my god. It's not even him. It's just a silhouette cuz there's no lights out there. I need to find my burgers. One question. Why are all these doors breach? All right. If if it was like if it was late and you and your girl were chilling. 6'8 guy you didn't know 400 pounds. Was that your door? What would you do? Fucking shoot him. What the fuck? What the fuck? Are you insane? Don't forget on by the way. Don't forget on literal mean.
[8:37]Oh my god, dude. Just take me out. Holy fuck. This is not real. This is don't way. This guy is wandering around his neighborhood chat. Fucking 11:00 at night. Give me, give me, give me, give me. Give me, give me, give me, give me. Oh god, dude.
[9:00]Oh my god. A couple doing a late night walk passes by. If you guys see my burger, will you let me know? I like that fries. What? You have fried. Yeah, you have fries. Yeah. We got to get the group talent wasting some much time. Come on, Nick, we got a mission to accomplish.
[9:24]He is on the hunt. He's been gone for what? 5 minutes? He had to have gone to the first house and it wasn't there. Yes, I understand. I understand. Imagine his face when he went to the closest house and it wasn't there. Oh my god. 6'8 and on meth.
[9:48]This is on this is like a fucking. He could have literally been shot. I why is he not back yet? What do you say? What do you say? I think I know where it is. I got to jump a fence, so maybe run one. Bro. are we so serious? Are we so serious? He is hopping a fence in the dead of night on math. 6'8 for a burger. You got to be fucking kidding me. Honestly, you got to respect the dedication. You got to respect the dedication. That's determination right there. Animation series, okay? You all a hut. You just went and hopped fences.
[10:30]I'm telling you, by the way, I'm not wearing a shirt either. Shirtless, looking for a fucking burger. Dude, I someone's got to make that it like a little cartoon. Make them like 6'8 dead of night on math, shirtless, hunting for a burger. I mean, how would you how did you not get shot? I just picture a happy couple by the fireplace in the living room and they see you they see your shadow pass by and the wife gets scared. And the husband goes, oh, don't worry, that's just again looking for his burger. 60 years from now when they're around their fire fireplace outside, they tell the legend of the shirtless 6'8 bigfoot on the hunt for his burger. And the kid goes, no, that's not real and the dad goes, no, I saw him. I saw him with my own two eyes. He's real. He's real. He was real. That day, March 5th, 2026. I remember that day like it was yesterday. They start yelling, more mask, more burgers.
[11:39]That guy's too good. That guy's too good. That guy is too good at his job, boys. Way too good. You see that? More meth, more burgers.
[11:51]That guy's too good. That guy is too good at his job, boys. Way too good. You see that? Honestly, 40 McNuggets might be too much for a little guy like Mr. Nick Merks.
[12:00]A happy meal. A little champ. Nick Merks, we were thinking it might not be good for your diet to get 40 McNuggets. What about a happy meal? A little champ? I could roll you down the stairs. I could roll you into my kitchen. I could put you on the shelf in my pantry. With the other nuts. I could dress you up as an elf and put you on my fireplace, bitch. pistachio. If you don't take me off electromagnetic dam in three seconds. We're not going to electromagnetic dam. Don't you worry. You got the best fit in the west. The purest. The ripest.
[12:48]He's taking out him out. He doesn't cut it. This guy doesn't cut it, trust me. She'll have you going up and down the block 4 in the morning. You big arch, three in the morning. You say I I got to listen. I said, what are you going to eat after uh stream? Two burgers. Are you? Two burgers. That's night. You actually eat a burger every day. Yes. It's so healthy. It's good for the soul. Mhm, mhm. This you can you can drink your cabochia juice and eat your salads like a bitch. All right, pal. I'm going to live to the fullest. Burger at 3:30 in the morning. Oh boy, 3:00 a.m. I actually went and got it myself last night. Drop down to the water buns, yes sir. Order a buffalo meat chicken strip burger, large fried, large Coke, all the peanuts and the side three spicy ketchup. As God intended. Mhm. Mhm. A buffalo, wait, a buffalo burger? Buffalo ranch, chicken strip burger, large fry, large Coke, hot potato ranch on the side of three spicy chopsticks. That your order every time. That's my order every time unless I'm doradashing that I like to keep it simple because there's a lot more hands passing in along and some of them might be fucking dumb. So I just want a regular burgers. You're a chief, you know. Thanks. Thanks. I appreciate that. I don't give the pussy out for free though. Say that.
[14:26]Make your work for it. Make your work for it. I'll do whatever. God. I've sold you right there. You hear that, Clokey? I can't treat you like that. Oh, you play, sorry, buddy. What's this?
[14:45]There's some there's something would that be a cool YouTube channel? God damn, I'm hiding something here. It's like and then all those and then everyone that's like yelling at you. You're just like, wait a minute. Yeah, wait, am I on something here? Would that be a YouTube channel right there? Hey boys, roll. I get my way. I get my way. Hold on now. You got it.
[15:08]Hold on now, boys. Hold on now, boys. Okay. He got it.
[15:15]Just got to get these wagyu beef sticks open.
[15:22]Are you fucking kidding me? Hold on now. Just got to get these wagyu beef sticks open. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Hold on now.
[15:56]Oh, what do you want? Let's ride. This is famous for you work.
[16:05]I'm telling you, Clokey, the granola bars, they get tastier and tastier every day. You guys ever had chocolate chip cookies like the chips ahoy? Yes. The chips ahoy cookies. Yeah, but have you ever had I think chips Ahoy cookies are ass. But the but the soft chips Ahoy cookies. Oh yeah. Yes. The soft ones are really good. I agree with you. are just next level. Cookie. Yeah, the normal the normal chips ahoy just tastes like like talk. But the soft ones, I don't know.
[16:36]Oh yeah. Yeah, the soft ones are really good. Okay. If I yeah, if I could put them on my ass, I would. Oh my god. Cooked. Good points, good points being made. You honestly, I do like the soft ones better than the hard ones. That is true. That is true.
[16:56]When it's hard, it's just I don't know. Yeah, I mean when it's hard, it's like all everything's you know, died. Yeah. The soft ones you got to work for it. I forgot the hard ones can hurt. Yeah. The hard ones do actually hurt. I know, I know. When it when it gets stuck like between your tongue and your roof of your mouth?
[17:18]Exactly. Yeah. And then your uncle starts moaning.
[17:23]What?
[17:27]Look it.
[17:31]The granola bars, they can taste you and taste you every day.
[17:37]I'm telling you, Clokey, the granola bars, they get tastier and tastier every day. I don't know what they're putting in them, but they're getting tastier. Putting in what? In the granola bars. They get tastier by the day. It's probably peanut butter. No, I don't think it's peanut butter. That's my poo. I I think it's granola and just chocolate chip. But I think if you let the chocolate chip marinate, it becomes a soft butter.
[18:05]They do put peanut butter in granola. They do not. They do not. That is a lie. He's eating his poo. That is a lie. That is not even true. They do not. Oh, Dingle. Oh, Clokey. What do you mean? What?
[18:26]Let's get to the tower. You think you're funny, guy. You think you're a funny, guy. you're a funny, guy?
[18:47]Good night, everybody. Good night!
[18:57]Hi, are you?
[19:09]You sound great, Gigi. You sound great. You sound great. You sound great. You sound great. You sound great. Did it actually sound like a guy? Uh yes, yes, it actually does. Which is weird because when a guy uses a girl voice change and sounds like a kid, but you just sound like an old person. Ain't Graham's here. Just going along with my cane. hope you'll protect me.
