How many mandarins can I eat in one day?

[0:00]The over for today is 30 mandarins. Here's everything I ate today. For breakfast, I ate six eggs, creatine, strawberries and blackberries, an addictive mandarin, a bold mandarin, and of course, a cheeky mandarin. But I wasn't quite as dialed as I needed to be for my lift, so I demolished a diabolical mandarin. Then I have viscera an elite mandarin during my bench, just to get locked in for today's lift, which was mainly a push day. But I like to throw in some random exercises to keep things fresh. I was feeling pretty hungry while I was hitting triceps, so I finesse a funky fresh mandarin. And that got me locked in for the rest of my lift, but then it was time for my swim, which was 4,000 yards today. But my carb stores got pretty low after a while, so I gobbled a glorious mandarin. My swimming has improved significantly, especially in the last couple months. I'm excited to see how much faster I'll be for my iron man. Once I finished the swim, I hammered a hydrating mandarin, and then over the next couple hours while working, I incinerated an insane mandarin. jacked a juicy one, and KO'd a killer mandarin. That brought me to lunch, which was chicken and rice, a legendary mandarin, a main character mandarin, and a nutritious mandarin. And then some berries just to switch things up. Then I obliterated an optimal mandarin to make sure I was still locked in. But I guess I wasn't because I ran out of mandarins. So while doing my grocery shopping, I bought nine more pounds to get me through the next couple of days. I was so excited after shopping, and I needed to get some more glucose in my system for my upcoming bike ride, so I pulverized a peak mandarin. And then quietly crushed a quirky mandarin. Then while I was filling up my gas tank, I ripped a refreshing mandarin. I was planning on biking indoors, but the weather turned around, so I slaughtered a slightly suspicious mandarin and torched a top tier mandarin to celebrate. Then I threw three cheeky mandarins into my inventory for the bike ride, and I unloaded an unnecessary mandarin as I started the ride. 20 minutes in, I needed to re-up on carbs, so I vanquished a vitamin loaded mandarin. Then about an hour into the ride, I went to war with a why am I doing this mandarin? The weather started out really nice, but slowly turned for the worse, so I X'd out an X-Factor mandarin. I was able to average 250 watts for this ride, and I pulled another mandarin from my inventory and yeeted that yummy mandarin. And then I zeroed out a zesty mandarin, but the clouds were getting really sus. I felt like that one guy from the GIF looking up at the ominous clouds, so I had to cut the ride short, which was definitely the right call because it started pouring right after I ripped this cheeky mandarin. Then it was time for dinner, which was fajita night, and I had steak fajitas with bell peppers, onions, tomatoes, and four over zealous mandarins. And then while I was doing some editing, I ripped a protein bar and two more mandarins, bringing us to a new PR of 33 mandarins on the day.