[0:00]Nilionekuwa deep into it. Aya! Aya! Shika, shika, shika. Chukua yote. Chukua, chukua yote. Chukua yote. Chukua yote. Chukua yote, chukua yote. Shika, shika, shika, shika. Hizo ni za huyu. Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! it's a boy Carrera, The Pluto Show, your host The Pluto Show. Tony awaletea siri hapa. Jaza link. Ah, it's a platform where you buy credit. Na unaeza fukuza, so you go to Mpesa. Unaenda pale kwa lipa na Mpesa. Ukienda lipa na Mpesa unaenda Paybill. Paybill business number ni 783783. Unaeka 783783 and then pale kwa account number. Your account number is your the number you want to buy the credit to. So after buying the credit, you can fukuza. Usiwache show ikupite. To any network. To any network be it, be Telcom, Airtel, any network. Yeah. So welcome back to The Pluto Show, again is your boy The Pluto, na tuko hapa hivi Dedan Kimathi University for some sanitization, for some cleansing. Na so far so bad. Nasema huku to be honest, to be honest. Huku watu wanakulana. Eh! To be very honest, eh. Huku boyz ametuambia anagonga wangapi in a month? Mbao. Amesema peke yake. Na akatutajia kwenye koti anaendanga. So manze mbona mnakulana hivyo bro? Kukula na is part of the curriculum.
[1:47]Eh wewe unakulanga wangapi na, ama mimi? Mimi average yangu per week ama per day? Ngoja. Is this a couple? Tuanzie hapo. Ah bro sikumbuki dem yangu ako hapa, unauliza is this a couple? Bro huku is this is this guy comedian? Eh ako na YouTube channel. So unamuelewa akisema hivyo? Namuelewa lakini kuna venye anakanyanga lanes. Sijui unajua siwezi lakini per week. But babe si unajua siwezi. Per week? She is the only one. Oh rounds. Oh unge, ni vizuri kuspecify, rounds, rounds. Per day tunaeza enda sita, kumi. Unakulanga mukombero? Hapa kuna mluya? Hapa kuna mluya? Mimi niko na best yangu mluya. Anakuleteanga mukombero? Vibaya sana. Njugu, eh? Unaona chenye kinakulika kiko fit sindio? Haya, hebu zunguka akuone. Sasa mmedate for how long? One year, two months tumeshe celebrate adi anniversary. Okay, so we start here, what's your name? My name is Regina Wairimu. Regina Wairimu, uh huh. From Dekut? From Dekut. Unafanya course gani? TIE. That is? Telecommunication and Information Engineering. Kwa hivyo tusionekane kuwa mchache? Ah, eh? Ni masomo, ni akili tu iko hapa. Beauty and brains. Beauty and brains. Bro nawe unafanya Bcom? Mimi, nataka. Haya msi dharau Bcom. Msi dharau hiyo course, ni noma. Iko hivi. Haina haja ufanye course, ushukue kijiji. Unaona? Utashukua pekee yako. Si unajua? Achilia, wewe si unataka uachane? Achilia, na nimeona, acha nikuje huku ni pass time like, si unajua nilipata maisha mrembo. So nipate degree. Wewe unafanya gani? Sema gani? Okay, si lazima nishout. Nafanya Bcom. Anafanya Bcom. Unaona? Unasiri na nini? Nafanya Bcom lakini siko hata ajuae. Unafanya Bcom. Unaona? Ngoja. Una serious unafanya Bcom? Yeah, unafanya Bachelor of Commerce. Yeah. Lakini guys, hizi mathematical nini courses, hizi akinna Bcom, Economics, they are the best courses. Na nitakwambia kwanini. Because each and every celebrity in town ama hizi big people, like the president himself, sindio? Si ako na a personal doctor? Dakitari alipata nini? Eh sindio? Lakini yeye labda hata ni mtu wa alifanya Political Science. You understand, eh? So msi dharau Bcom. Msi dharau Bcom. Usidharau kitu. Hii kitu ina earn. Ina earn. Kwani umeenda job? Umeenda job? Unajua bro ukiuza kama unauza njugu, mukombero. Hiyo ni biashara sindio? Unajua tumekuja kusomea nini? Eh kweli. Eh. Mzee na mukombero. Huku by the way huku mtu mwenye atasikianga unajua mukombero? Huyu siago. Hiyo ni nini yake. Sindio? Kama hapa kuna waluya. Eh. Unafaa mfungue huku huku huku watu wanakulana sana. Sasa uko which year? Third year. Third year. Uko which year? Mimi niko 3.2 but naingia 4.1. Lazima ungesema. Si unajua ukitoka 3.2 unaingia 4.1. Lazima tu ungesema hiyo. Sasa si unajua like Ama hutaki ken kama mko the same year. Uko juu kidogo, eh? Haya levels. Haya sasa umesema umedate one, more than one year. Na umeshe celebrate adi anniversary. Ama anakutreat poa? Eh sana. Hii relationship unaona ikienda adi wapi? Future, like futures the future is very bright. Inaenda adi wapi? Infinity. Infinity ni wapi? Siku si unajua inakuwa yangu. Okay okay. Unaona hii relationship ikienda hivyo bro? Hii relationship huyu manzi nimempangia. Unaona akimaliza tu 4.2 hivi, Dubai. Bro si chochote. Pesa unatoa wapi ya kuenda Dubai? Tunauza mukombero sindio? Tunauza mukombero. Mukombero ulipa. Si ati umeanza kuuza. Saizi ndio utaanza. Okay nimeanza. Lakini huyu manzi lazima atritwe. Una get? Pesa hata kama haziko sai, before amalize 4.2 tutakuwa tushapata pesa. Na mukombero. Mukombero moja utoka mbao. Oh my God. Unaban. Mukombero moja bro hutoka mbao. Sasa, okay sasa simu niko na simu zenu hapa. Simu yako ni gani bro? Yangu ni hii. Haya. Yako ni hii. Chukua simu yake. Haya, yako ni hii. Yangu ni hii. The moment has come. Bro ushaichukua simu ya manzi yako tena? Eh siku ingine nilikuwa napigwa na mzee wake. Ukachukua. Simu ikipigwa kuwa nilikuwa nimempelekea. Kwa hivyo, kwa hivyo hujaichukua tena? Okay, kuchukua naichukuaanga lakini kicha- Niki, namuchargeanga hadi kuchukua simu na namuchargea. Hiyo ni treat. Ushachukua simu yake? Eh. So, na unasoma chats? Eh but kuna zenye na off late amekuwa ish-ish like simuelewi. Bro manzi yako anakushuku? Wanakushuku. Wanaserious wanashuku? Eh, wanaserious not mimi namshuku. Huh? Imeingia serious mapema. Siwezi shukua aje? Una ngoja, unamshuku? Okay, alikuwa na terms simu zikichukuliwa, ati sijui anayempigia, sijui nani. Oh venye nani hizo alizichukua. Eh. What? Alafu. Ngoja. Kuna dem specific mwenye una, before tuingie kwa hizi, give us your simu moja. Yeye huyo. Haya, wa kwanza. Tupatie, tupatie watatu. Okay so, watatu. Kuna Lucy, anakwenda watu wanaanza na L. Lucy, sijui, huyo mwingine ni Lacy ama sijui Lisy. Alafu watatu amemsave sijui best best ama sijui, something like that. Sasa unaniuliza mimi akicheat? Lakini. Sasa unaniuliza mimi akicheat? Lacy. Haya. Lucy Lacy na sijui, Lacy ama Lydia. Alafu watatu amemsave sijui Bestie Bestie ama sijui something like that. Hao unawashuku? Eh, hao watatu.
[8:00]Ndio nimeanza kuona vitu. Bro unajua, just give us a disclaimer before tufungue hizo chats. Is there anything you want to tell your girlfriend? Disclaimer ni tutumie hizo simu na bestie. Eh kaka, ulichota hivi kweli. Unatumianga saizi simu na bestie yako? Really? Unatumia saizi simu na bestie yako? Really? Oh. Wanawake wanasaidiana. So. So. So hizi chat si zako? Si zote. So, acha nianzie hapa. Before niingie ndani ya chat, Lucy, hii iko na love emoji ni yako? Lucy. Lucy. Ni yangu ama ni yake? Si ni yako ama ni yake? Ni ya choo. Alie, alienda kupick Lucy alimcall akaenda kupick simu kwa choo. Sasa ni mambo ya choo gani unaleta mambo ya choo kwa public aje. Haya acha, acha tufungue ya Lucy ya kwanza, eh? Genge. Genge. Ngoja. Unampeleka nils. Unampeleka Lucy atengenezwe nils. Unamwambia iko hili kwanza. Ushe niambia hiyo bodi ni nini.
[12:12]Ushen niambia hiyo button ni nails date. Unaniambianga ati nafanya Engineering. Ati sijui labs zako utafanya aje na makucha? Makucha. Acha tu ni, eh. Mimi unajua nakwanga overwhelmed. Ukilia, bebe usilie. Hadi unakwanga overwhelmed? Akilia anaskia nini? Haya, best friend. Best friend. Unataka, umesema huyu ni mmoja. Huyu ako na mmoja, huyu ako na watatu. Cheki.
