[0:00]Yeh jo tum insan dekh rahe ho, normal insan nahi hai. Ambuja Cement se bana hua insan hai. Batata hu kaise? Dekho, yeh bhai saheb 1900 mein World War I mein ladai kar rahe the. Uss samay inhe pata chala ki inke pet pe kitna hi maro, inhe dard hi nahi hota. Toh jab yeh World War I se wapas aaye, inhone kai sare logo ko apne pet pe mukke marne ko bola. Aur yeh unse paise bhi lete the. Matlab kamai bhi ho rahi hai aur mazaa bhi aa raha hai. Par fir inhe laga nahi yaar, itna bhi mazaa nahi aa raha hai. Toh fir in bhai sahab ne logo ko apne upar jump karne ko bol diya. Pure shehar ko Mario bana diya par inke pet mein dard nahi hua. Uske baad toh inhone hadd par kar di. Apne pet pe hathode padwane lag gaye. Dhadadar dhadadar dhadadar hathode pet par padwaye, par inke pet mein abhi bhi dard nahi hua. Duniya ke bade bade boxer inke pet pe punch marne aaye. Unke hath mein dard ho gaya, par inke pet mein dard nahi hua. Nahi yaar, mazaa nahi aa raha hai. Ek kaam karo, top ka gola chalwa do. In bhai sahab ne apne pet pe top chalwa li, par inhe tab bhi kuch nahi hua.
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